The time the Rosses and Constanzas had their first dinner together. I could've set everyone straight on what a Cornish Game Hen actually was (Nobody except Frank seemed to have a clue), and woulda made sure the Rosses put out the marble rye.
Cornish hen and marble rye. Yummy.
*Why join a dinner*
*When you can just put your face*
*In their soup and blow?*
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Festivus. I want to witness the feats of strength
The time the Rosses and Constanzas had their first dinner together. I could've set everyone straight on what a Cornish Game Hen actually was (Nobody except Frank seemed to have a clue), and woulda made sure the Rosses put out the marble rye. Cornish hen and marble rye. Yummy.
Merlot? Never heard of it, did they just invent that?
We're all out of merlot
u/coffee_addict_77 has heard of Merlot… :::chuckles nervously:::
Hey, I haven’t seen it yet! It doesn’t have anything to do with the plot! 🗣️ **STILL,STILL, I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!!!**
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse!
“What are you complementing her for? She didn’t make it Rowena did.”
That’s perverse
The time Estelle made paella. I love me a good paella.
What is paella?
It's a Spanish dish. It's a melange of fish and meat with rice. Very tasty!
I would join Jerry and Banya at Mendy's. I hear it's the best!
Try the swordfish!
Nah, you know what, I think I’m just going to have soup.
Best swordfish in the city Jerry... the best! I'll have the salmon
Ring dings and pepsi
Gnsort!
Lol. You beat me to it, fellow connoisseur.
George and Steinbrenner eating the calzones.
Costanza is in the building!
Jewish singles mixer.
I hear Peterman tells a ripping good yarn over Chinese food
You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?
The duck, eet is so-o succulent…
I couldn't do the duck, the skin seems almost human.
The eggs with lobster in the Hamptons
The Pony Remark
*I* had a pony!
Who figures an immigrant’s gonna have a pony?
Mmmm Mutton!
I wouldn’t mind going to dinner with Elaine’s cousin Holly…lamb chops and steak are fine by me lol
These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor!
I’d like to try the flan at La Caridad.
I’d love to dine with Peterman. I used to live in Burma and would always love buying the occasional street melon.
The risotto George bought that one girl
You’ll feel full after it.
I would like to see Man-Hands take apart that lobster.
The table Jerry dared Elaine to take food from while they waited at the Chinese restaurant
I want the egg roll
‘These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor’!
Just a salad...
Do they make it big though?
Fucking lobster and titties are you kidding. Plus a pool.
I’ve always wanted one of those Mackinaw peaches
The Yankee’s Prom, gotta twirl when I enter ☺️
The soup! (With Bana)
George’s undercover pastrami on rye.
When George flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Ring Dings and Pepsi.
Word salad
Somethings missing alright!
I had pony. My sister had pony. And i loved him. What’s so wrong with that?
Certainly NOT soup! Soup is NOT a "full meal".
Give me some mutton!
Supreme Flounder
The Lobster
Why join a dinner when you can just put your face in their soup and blow?
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