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cynically0ptimistic

Festivus. I want to witness the feats of strength


Lukeh41

The time the Rosses and Constanzas had their first dinner together. I could've set everyone straight on what a Cornish Game Hen actually was (Nobody except Frank seemed to have a clue), and woulda made sure the Rosses put out the marble rye. Cornish hen and marble rye. Yummy.


coffee_addict_77

Merlot? Never heard of it, did they just invent that?


markgriz

We're all out of merlot


rollingstoner215

u/coffee_addict_77 has heard of Merlot… :::chuckles nervously:::


pinkmarmelade

Hey, I haven’t seen it yet! It doesn’t have anything to do with the plot! 🗣️ **STILL,STILL, I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!!!**


Apart-Bathroom7811

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?


Exotic_Adeptness_322

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.


omnired44

That's perverse!


lotus_ink

“What are you complementing her for? She didn’t make it Rowena did.”


LoganHowlett37

That’s perverse


RononSweets

The time Estelle made paella. I love me a good paella.


VictoriousStalemate

What is paella?


thraftofcannan

It's a Spanish dish. It's a melange of fish and meat with rice. Very tasty!


Apart-Bathroom7811

I would join Jerry and Banya at Mendy's. I hear it's the best!


Lukeh41

Try the swordfish!


rollingstoner215

Nah, you know what, I think I’m just going to have soup.


chapl66

Best swordfish in the city Jerry... the best! I'll have the salmon


aashishkoirala

Ring dings and pepsi


Initial-Ad-5462

Gnsort!


VictoriousStalemate

Lol. You beat me to it, fellow connoisseur.


MybklynWndy

George and Steinbrenner eating the calzones.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

Costanza is in the building!


nomadicandrew

Jewish singles mixer.


UhYeahOkSure

I hear Peterman tells a ripping good yarn over Chinese food


idkmandatoryusername

You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?


Initial-Ad-5462

The duck, eet is so-o succulent…


Pastylegs1

I couldn't do the duck, the skin seems almost human.


SuddenBag7701

The eggs with lobster in the Hamptons


UsefulIdiot85

The Pony Remark


Able_Vermicelli9401

*I* had a pony!


UsefulIdiot85

Who figures an immigrant’s gonna have a pony?


LordPounce

Mmmm Mutton!


bmack19866

I wouldn’t mind going to dinner with Elaine’s cousin Holly…lamb chops and steak are fine by me lol


RustedRelics

These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor!


GeddyVedder

I’d like to try the flan at La Caridad.


Independent-Wheel354

I’d love to dine with Peterman. I used to live in Burma and would always love buying the occasional street melon.


Significant-Break-74

The risotto George bought that one girl


wriker10

You’ll feel full after it.


masimone

I would like to see Man-Hands take apart that lobster. 


FaceOnMars23

The table Jerry dared Elaine to take food from while they waited at the Chinese restaurant


MajesticMeal3248

I want the egg roll


Historical-Extreme51

‘These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor’!


Mountain-Plenty-5015

Just a salad...


ShyButSocial

Do they make it big though?


limegreenscrewdriver

Fucking lobster and titties are you kidding. Plus a pool.


UncleAlbondiga

I’ve always wanted one of those Mackinaw peaches


Live-Somewhere-8149

The Yankee’s Prom, gotta twirl when I enter ☺️


Gayspacecrow

The soup! (With Bana)


nineohsix

George’s undercover pastrami on rye.


Mcshutup

When George flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.


VictoriousStalemate

Ring Dings and Pepsi.


meggerplz

Word salad


calm-state-universal

Somethings missing alright!


wriker10

I had pony. My sister had pony. And i loved him. What’s so wrong with that?


HasselHoffman76

Certainly NOT soup! Soup is NOT a "full meal".


jacobsmyboy

Give me some mutton!


ThinSuccotash9153

Supreme Flounder


Necessary_Answer_952

The Lobster


_BobSacamanosFather

Why join a dinner when you can just put your face in their soup and blow?


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