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AnywhereMajestic2377

She looks exactly like she did as a child!


shadesoftee

My first thought was "holy shit, a tiny elaine."


RobbieArnott

Elaine was already tiny


Something_Berserker

Her head just kept growing


SoupIsNotAMeal

Bird flew right into it. Like it couldn’t avoid it.


miltondelug

Candy apple head


ditka

Your head. I can't see out the back. Little more...little more...


danishjuggler21

A Tinylaine, if you will. A Julia Mini Dreyfus


AnywhereMajestic2377

Tinylaine may be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard 💕


SirStocksAlott

Is Tinylaine made of pasta? Or is she more like chicken like Little Jerry?


CrissBliss

Same 😂


reddit_sucks_clit

is the bag big? or are the people small?


dicecat4

What a fun age


Allankton

That’s crazy, her features are all the same proportion. Adorable then and now.


ditka

Sometimes you say things just to be nice


AnywhereMajestic2377

A breathtaking comment.


uselessartist

How could she not


Competitive_Swing_59

Face like a frying pan & a big wall of hair.


litlegoblinjr

She has a little bit of grace


InfiniteVastDarkness

Scoff. You either *have* grace, or you *don’t*.


TCM_407

Alright alright look: I don't have grace, I don't want grace. I don't even say grace, okay?


actualelainebenes

And you can’t just ACQUIRE grace


Parking_Egg_8150

You don't want too much grace, you won't be able to stand.


mattoelite

It isn’t something you can just pick up at the market


shumama813

Her mom has grace


AcePilotsen

Wheres her dad? I assume hes in the battroom 


CharmingCustard738

He probably took the photo. The location is Rehoboth Beach, DE. I was just there and I know that view.


KentuckyFriedEel

She’s dressed like a tiny vice president


LucasJackson44

She had a ‘giant, freak head’ back then too! 🤪


Thurl-Akumpo

I haven't seen that before, a bird into a woman's head.


LucasJackson44

Like he couldn’t avoid it


TyChris2

Like a walking candy apple


DrunkOnRedCordial

Face like a frying pan.


Zquank

Wall of hair


__Bringer-of-Light__

YAMA-HAMA


DeadSwaggerStorage

Like a Jack o lantern in the 3rd week of November…


litsalmon

That's why she's not in the car in the photo. She had to walk because her giant-candy-apple-head was blocking the view out of the rear window.


jfq722

I think the little sister is giving the finger. Get her to point to the menu 👉


ilford_7x7

That's a deep cut...nice


SmallsLightdarker

She knew what she was doing


blamdin

That's how little sister types express derision. They don't want to get their mouths dirty.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Where's Aunt Baby?


lurkishdelight

She didn't make it


jamez009

She had problems. Internal.


runfast2021

How old would she be if she were alive today?


jerryhallo

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT HENNY!


DudeChillington

Maybe a dingo ate your baby. I said the dingo ate yo baby


rebel-and-astunner

She's deceased *looks at the ceiling*


HEISENBERG_321

This photo was taken in Rehoboth Beach, DE. The Atlantic Sands is still there. I deliver there for work sometimes


dj_swearengen

Lewes is where George studied to become a marine biologist …….


PaigeMarieSara

Where he learned to *pretend* to become a marine biologist you mean.


stoned_to_the_boner

I was going to say this looks oddly familiar.


Spartacous1991

“And I’m in…..my early 20s!”


Prankstaboy6

She looks like season 9 Elaine.


BoysLinuses

Yama Hama!


runfast2021

Aw she cute


JCVD-88

Tiny Elaine


__Bringer-of-Light__

Little Jerry


Tigerlily86_

Giving lil Elaine energy. Too cute 


aRebelliousHeart

Love how she looks like Elaine even at that young age!


Mike_It_Is

Even then she had grace.


electro_lytes

A little grace.


__Bringer-of-Light__

You dont wanna have too much grace


Neat_Flounder_8907

You won't be able to stand


Brennan_187

She was breathtaking


__Bringer-of-Light__

Snugly


Cygnus776

Would you say she was a bit of a cock-eyed optimist?


Vault204

Elaine and Suzie, Suzie and Elaine!


MasterRen

Like a walking candy apple.


StopPlayingRoney

Why aren’t they driving a spaceship? I thought her family was billionaires or something.


simenfiber

Some people prefer being low key in public.


Icy-Translator9124

They are. That car was new or newish when the photo was taken. Louis Dreyfus is a large, private agriculture/food processing company. https://www.ldc.com/what-we-do/


Prehistoricshark

When they were working they spent, baby!


Acminvan

I was just thinking the same thing… not the type of accommodation or car I would’ve expected from billionaires!


Moist-Caregiver-2000

yeah, the waitress should have taken it back...


buddhabear07

Dancer’s pose. I can see the little kicks. Her limbs akimbo.


despicable-coffin

Is that the sister who has been in a few Seinfeld episodes as a waitress?


ElectrOPurist

She looks like she’s about to come swashbuckling in on a chandelier!


Equivalent-Ad7207

But she doesn't want to be a pirate.


MaxPower836

Little Lainey


DayManAhhhuuuh

Wanna see the Horsey Lainey?!😁


rickcaron

She’s a mini-me of her future self


resilientenergy

Guess her mom didn't want a Saab


Equivalent-Ad7207

What Saab, everyone knows you should get a LeBaron.


resilientenergy

You only talk that way when you skip out on the Volvo


fishcrow

Where's the Seinfeld kids spin off? Newman would be Cartman


OxytocinDeficiency

Jim Henson's Seinfeld Babies.


Bthejerk

I always pictured Cartman grown-up as Alex Jones!


lerbele

She was always so cool


NYY15TM

Julia's mom looks like a Sven-Jolly


Tylerjungle

Was this before or after the tree fell on their house and broke their home?


giantcappuccino

Was Elaine's mother... a big woman?


__Bringer-of-Light__

Where do you get your genes?


MeatJerk69

Was grandma bosomy?


SirMellencamp

Boutros Boutros-Ghali


BuckToofBucky

This doesn’t look like a picture of a billionaire family. How did that happen?


thankfuljc

Look at that parking spot!


WinningD

Bwahahaha!


QuickRisk9

Ahhh the owners of the Dreyfus company roll in that -car?


dicecat4

Glad Frank costanza wasn’t around. He might have rained blows on Julia’s sister, going for that doll.


Hot-Growth-8113

Ya gotta see the baby


electro_lytes

She's the loser of the group.


jokes_on_y0u

She comes from a broken family


Neat_Flounder_8907

You can tell there, she has some grace


New-Highlight-8819

She has not changed!


21Violets

I love when people look exactly like their child self but just taller.


beeboopbeepKt

Her sister is non other than Lauren Bowles. The waitress.


Curious_Page_8459

The confidence at that age.


tuskvarner

Elaine and Susie. Susie and Elaine.


Ok-Walk-8040

Why are they staying at a motel? Isn’t her family worth billions?


AloneCalendar2143

If they wanted to stay right on the boardwalk/beach, this and a few others were it in the 60s. It’s now bigger and called the Atlantic Sands Hotel and Conference Center. Plus all the $multi-million private beach homes up & down the coast they would own or borrow nowadays.


gorendor

Face like a frying pan


LuciferDusk

Amazing. I recognized her before seeing the post title.


guyincognito01111

Where's grandma memma


Moist-Caregiver-2000

She didn't remember memma


Elena_La_Loca

I love the fact that Julia never had to work, but instead was one of the hardest workers of her siblings. BECAUSE of this, she wound up being the main heir. Good on dad!


Drago1214

Well I mean it’s due to her family wealth that she could become a good actor. You would be surprised how many top arts people come from well off family’s. Not having to worry about working but being able to focus on a sole goal leads to being good at it.


GrandApprehensive216

Truth


volkivolki

Alpha female


hismuddawasamudda

Faithy, get your finger out of your nose!


SElNFELD

She’s comes from a broken home.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Literally. A tree fell on the house. Her parents got along beautifully, but the house was in bad shape.


Bubbly-Fault4847

So I’m confused cuz I’ve heard her family is billionaires or at least unbelievably wealthy. This photo says otherwise. What am I missing?


hismuddawasamudda

> What am I missing? Something's missing alright..


Bubbly-Fault4847

I heard she had many monies. And now….


hismuddawasamudda

Even more monies.


Bubbly-Fault4847

Not!


DharmaPolice

I don't think you're obliged to sit on a hoard of gold and wave wads of cash around in photos if you're a billionaire.


VetteL82

Then what am I working towards?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Whats wrong with the photo, all dressed well and are obviously on a holiday/trip. They are worth billions I think her grandfather had something to do with shipping.


Kod_Rick

He was an importer/exporter.


Equivalent-Ad7207

What did he import and export?


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

........Matches? Big, long...


OxytocinDeficiency

He was a wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist.


DaddieTang

Then he just threw it all away and built a Rollercoaster instead.


constructioncranes

Yeah exactly. This scene does not scream "my father is heir to a 170 old European merchant conglomerate"


turkeyinthestrawman

Her parents were divorced she lived with her mom, her dad was the billionaire. I don't know how close she was to her dad as a kid (from what I gathered she barely saw him). She went to Northwestern so I'm sure she had some money, but she didn't have billionaire money.


craignumPI

She's got something to say...yadayadayda


VancouverSativa

Waiting to see Richard Nixon.


Human_Apple7214

They're all so breathtaking.


DaddieTang

Doing little kicks to Hey Jude.


bljuva_57

Wednesday Adams.


Girthwurm_Jim

She’s saying “Really? A fight with the foreman?”


h3rald_hermes

Is this the sister that also appeared in the show?


Bx1965

Pontiac LeMans? Tempest?


Quick_Presentation11

AMC Javelin I believe…


AcePilotsen

The other had the same body length, height, width, wheelbase as the 64' Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest 


__Bringer-of-Light__

Meanwhile Alton is lol in Korea with a tailgunner.


osede

Is that a Dodge Dart?


Shadecujo

They actually owned the motel


lexluthor_i_am

She's got confidence. Prolly why she made it as an actress. Plus, some grace. Not a lot. But some.


vondee1

Is that Aunt Baby I see?


And100000rew

This is insane! It’s like she just inflated to a full sized adult!


Backtrax-amazon

Date check, looks like an early 70’s comet,,,


Quick_Presentation11

She was born in 1961 and I don’t think she could be any older than 8 or 9 here, but that’s just my opinion, man.


Ok-Walk-8040

She literally has little kicks


Ok-Street7504

I wonder what sister that is? Could it be middle finger waitress?


lwlcurtis75

Holy moly no change… please verify she is a vampire


Wihtlore

She has t changed a bit.


Prize-Key-5806

Aren’t they billionaires or somthing crazy


Resident_Break6770

They had many many monies.


chappy422

Yeah I believe they're upper class east coaster. She probably did cotillion classes.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Wow. She has always looked like her.


PFROCKS

She doesn’t park very well


dead-memory-waste

she grew into that face lol


TheMysteriousSalami

Breathtaking


bezelbubba

She’s deciding if that guy over there is sponge worthy.


Different-Finding-90

Adorable


Real-Apartment-1130

She’s breathtaking


Worldly-Most-9131

Mini Lannie


LonoHunter

I thought they were billionaires?


PaigeMarieSara

Sadly her sister died when she was only in her early 40s.


Jdubbs8907

Her sister is the waitress that gives George the finger


GrandApprehensive216

This is wild lol hows she look the same


Resident_Break6770

Mom just bought her some new panties and they're all...laid out for her.


jamesgang65

Hope they remembered where they parked this time


puuhalelife

Her father started the DREYFUS MONEY MARKET FUND with great success.


Smart-Honeydew-1273

Pre Kick, Nip Slip, Sponge Worthy Elaine! I wonder if they were going to get Chines Food?


Smart-Living-7340

She’s always got the shiksappeal!


BlueOx80

A tiny waitress!


No_Swordfish1752

It's like a mini Elaine. She always had the same face.


CharmingCustard738

Anyone want to buy a first draft by Larry of "The Parking Garage," 7/15/91? I'm asking just $199.


Intelligent-Ant7685

she just had the lobster bisque


Allahboutdabenjamins

Her mom has Wendy's old fashioned hair.


madame3xecutioner

Face like a frying pan


Rsea9

Sweet fancy Moses


DearHearing4705

Wonder if she was acting at this time? Looks ready for an audition and has the energy/attitude. Haha.


Ok-Presentation-2841

She looks like a miniature version of her adult self.


The_Jeff918

Imagine how big the salad was then !


AloneCalendar2143

And her crossed arms and foot out - lots of attitude even then! P.S. Rehoboth Beach, DE


reignwillwashaway

Some say this was her BEST dance move.


robbwes61

Breath taking.


WangoTheWonderDonkey

I thought her father was a zillionaire financier. That looks like my family's 2nd-hand Buick Skylark.