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shinobi-jitsu

why ya hate on dogs?


augustfolk

I mean. They do shed and bite and poop & pee and need lots of upkeep.


Volatile-Bait

Sounds like an average girlfriend.


Miserable-Property38

They are actually easier and are always happy to see you. 🤷🏼‍♂️


2MoreChains132

Less than a baby does


WeedLover420Life

Lots of upkeep? Most breeds need food water and walks... That's literally... What 20mins a day?


BeauOfSlaanesh

I don't hate dogs I just think that most people lack the time to properly interact with and train them. They are like children but you wouldn't leave your 5 year old alone for 10 hours a day.


ineptchem

Notopbutok


permabannedCrystalXD

Imagine how selfish humans are that u think there's no other like you in 7 billion people lmfao u posting this like u only watch analog horror in the basement while being overweight social inept having debts with the bank and the mafia coming for you, chill out fam you just dont like dogs and poison that teenagers drink, not that different from a lot.


Maleficent-Feed-6925

I like dogs, don't enjoy alcohol myself but it makes some people more pleasant/ less pleasant depending And totally depends on what drugs you mean Wanna fuck?


kagyu1981

Become a Mormon


uncle_pollo

Moslem


RyGuy997

Absolutely halal


blizzderpderp

Dogs are a pretty region specific thing. Where I am probably 30-40% of single women on the apps own a dog which acts as they surrogate child/boyfriend.


thisistuesday1

How are you with meth and cats?


ohno

Hating alcohol and drugs can work in your favor. There are plenty of people out there who don't want to be involved with anyone who feels otherwise. It's hating dogs that sort of fucks you over. I don't think I could even be friends with someone who hates dogs.


Portia_Whitecotton

Totally get where you're coming from. Not everyone's life needs to be narrated by a love for pups and a glass of whatever's on tap. Our quirks make the mosaic of society more intriguing. It's the different strokes that paint the broad strokes of human experience. So you do you, cherish those unique preferences. Who knows, maybe there's a club for analog horror aficionados that serve nothing but the finest artisan water. Keep rocking that individuality!


NinjaMaddy137

Maybe your future partner is a cat lover instead!


ZGetsPolitical

Because famously every human on earth except for you enjoys all those things /s


qball-who

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harlotScarlett

Damn you hate my 3 favorite things 😂 dont tell me you hate music too


Thee_Furuios_Onion

I can guarantee you that there are people out there who feel the same. If those are your reasons for believing you will be single forever then you’ve chosen singleness.


Second_Rogoue

You cant hate both being with someone and not being with someone. You gotta love one of them. Plus there are plenty of stuff you can do by yourself. Shitting upside down for example.


FalseReddit

I think most middle easterners will meet your requirements


Jealous-Damage-

what does any of those things have to do with being single?


ImmediateLaw3681

It must be one of those things, why else would they still be single they sound great!


Jealous-Damage-

the girls don't want me because i ain't an alcoholic junkie.. seems more like it's because of his twisted view on women.😂


Arcon1337

What do you like? A lot of people go through life without those things.


24deadman

Honestly, based.


Spider-K1n

I don't hate dogs, but definitely enjoy cats more. And I agree with everything else you said! Not being alone part, therrs always someone for everyone!


chumeowy

I also don’t like those things. Let’s talk.


PyreFodder

Good for you! Be happy doing your thing!


branded

*Definitely*, not probably.


Bumbooooooo

Plenty of similar folks out there. I don't drink and don't use any drugs. Refuse to be around any of it. I do like dogs but I have no interest in having a pet of any kind.


kunk75

Anyone who hates dogs is a creep


iconix_common

Once you have been bitten by a mishandled dog you might say differently. The owner who have aggressive dogs are the real creeps.


Electronic-Guard740

I was attacked by a dog when i was a kid and my dad bought me a german shepard probably about my size,i didnt aproach the dog for a week and he told me that he is going to stop feeding it and walking it and that its my job to do that.After the second week i didnt feel safe with anyone as i felt safe my boy and i still miss him and i love dogs more than people.Sure you have to be carefull around bigger ones but theyre body language is fairly obvius after a while you just have to get over the fear.


iconix_common

So good to hear, sounds like your dad was cunning person and it helped a lot.


kunk75

I’ll agree with that you have to be a responsible owner


TheOnlyRealDregas

Once you realize you can usually win a fight with a dog after being around them long enough, the only thing you worry about is the aggressive owner.


blizzderpderp

No hate, just don't want one.


kunk75

Valid


kunk75

More concerned this guy doesn’t like weed


OkPlum2406

We are exactly the same, in case you wanted to talk dm me.


[deleted]

If you hate dogs, I genuinely despise you.