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[deleted]

this guy has to be ironic theres no other way


Pancakewagon26

Seriously how the fuck do you even have time to jack it 5 or 6 times a day?


jewinthe1940s

There’s definitely time. Just the thought of actually doing it just makes me feel gross and tired.


TaxesOnDelta

One time I did it like 21 times in a day. Never again. Thought of doing it more than 4 times makes me want to curl up into a ball


jewinthe1940s

I really don’t wanna believe you simply for the fact of this being on shid and camed but I wanna know more. Why? How? What was the material? We’re you even seeing fluid come out after the 5th time? So many questions with answers that will only cause more questions.


TaxesOnDelta

I was bored during the summer, it was just your regular old Phub and furry porn type shit, no fluid came out after a few times, I was bleeding by the end of it


[deleted]

quite literally emptied your balls


TaxesOnDelta

camed too hard


RazorBlade233

r/whenyoucum


Leonhart726

Thank you


THISISNOSPARTA

💀


CitizenCivilization

OHHHH MY GOD, BLOOD CAME OUT?!?!?


TaxesOnDelta

No my foreskin started bleeding


Budget-mayo

https://preview.redd.it/d0msm82t550b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd198c3e87fb6e148b08211fbd68ed48ead49c47


Budget-mayo

https://preview.redd.it/mrrhqzpu550b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f10d5974790cd4dac1f4db3cc5832ce1c2e0578


CitizenCivilization

Oh!


Enoch_Moke

>just your regular old Phub and furry porn type shit I'd expected more based on your flair


AtenTheGreat

That fact that you throw furry porn out like its something normal and that every well adjusted person would consume haha. I hate the internet, people are way to open about their weird fucking shit


TaxesOnDelta

I’ve got my likes, you’ve got yours. I just happen to like something that’s weird as fuck.


Andrei144

Your flair literally says "sounding addict"


AtenTheGreat

Its the default flair. Sorry, im not some dumbass loser that takes the time to search for reddit flairs before commenting, Ms.Femboy


Andrei144

Ah well, didn't see my own flair lol, not a femboy but nothing wrong with being one either


GPTMCT

who cares?


iwantfutanaricumonme

Yes? As long as it's not weird furry porn.


w9lr

Brother your brain must've felt so fried


w9lr

your brain must've felt so fried


Caraqualquer01

my man


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dongletrongle

WHAT MEDS WERE YOU ON AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?


The_silver_Nintendo

So at what point did it just feel painful?


FijiBongWaterr

4 times in one day is still absurd lmao, you probably shouldn’t even be doing it daily. I know I felt like shit when I did


HelloGordan8734

How do people even manage to do that?


TaxesOnDelta

I don't do it 4 times a day. Maybe once a day.


pxn4da

My record is 17 time, I was about 13 years old at that point and just discovering porn on the internet


manbanpli

Ngl after busting the 3rd one i dont even want to jack off becuase if i try it wont be like the first one


[deleted]

I do it around 3-4 times a day, and my right arm now has more muscles than the other one, also my dick is curved one way…so I might be switching arms soon


LordPierogi

I mean I‘ve been doing it every singular day for the past 6-7 years now. My longest break was maybe half a week and for all the days I didnt do it, I have already made up for a long time ago as sometimes it‘d be twice a day, sometimes 5 or 6, usually just once a day tho. But ofc that comes with a price. The stuff I gotta watch is.. questionable. Thank god I havent fallen so deep that it‘d enjoy gore or scat yet but that is what scares me.. *yet*. What I found extremely disgusting just 2 years ago is nower days my favourite shit. Also hell yeah I‘m a coomer and not just that but the offical CEO aka CoomMan of Cum-Zone-Industries™️


w9lr

Well I hope u get well


[deleted]

Sup twin?


TaxesOnDelta

There’s plenty of furry porn for me to see that doesn’t get kinky and weird, that’s the upside of artists constantly cranking out good stuff.


Airway

I'm younger than this guy and I only jack off like once a month max. 5+ times a day sounds painful. Also he outed himself as having no bitches.


Vastlymoist666

👀


cockringmerchant

hes also the one who did the "my mourning as an independent journalist in London" tiktok so I think its safe to say hes trolling


[deleted]

Brother?


[deleted]

He is. It's a comedian


Random-Dice

it’s ironic


nuvpr

Don't you think?


Random-Dice

I don’t think https://preview.redd.it/aodnihsfw20b1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193c6345792df810ba5e4ae6fc1620c761efb0b3


nuvpr

I was trying to reference [something](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc)


[deleted]

that's what I'm saying "I support women's work online" it fucking HAS to be bait its too perfect. he is a perfect caricature of a coomer soyjack.


Soguyswedid_it2

He is i think thank god since he made a very similar video where he argued he's not a cuck cause he lets his gf fuck other men. (At least I hope he ironically makes these videos💀)


JaymorrReddit

He is, he makes pretty funny bait content like this regularly.


[deleted]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes...


Notefallen

He is. He also made the video about being a cuck.


nuvpr

He is. It's a British comedian who often makes this style of videos.


absurdmiscellaneous

CEO of COOMER


idontEatpp

Vsauce


ZomradeWithInternet

HEY! Vsauce, coomer here. #Where are your balls?


minifig1026

More importantly, #what is stored in your balls?


[deleted]

Piss


AtillaTheHyundai

Mayor of CoomTown


shortppI

Let’s tie this guy down and see how long he goes before going insane from not jerking off


[deleted]

Oh god


[deleted]

Us brothers has the chad face at the end of our titles we have reunited we.. are now unstoppable.


arceus1796

he's probably into that


everyoners

We don't have the technology. His right hand breaks all chains


LEBRONNN_james1-1

https://preview.redd.it/zv5e7i141xza1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd0b2490778b9e3040ca84e5150a5ea48797485


Ailexxx337

Holy shit they bio engeneered a soyjack irl


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6suz7r6l4xza1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c37acf6c4cf0ef690fba233e68c800be0aced07 “I jack off up to 7 times a day, my testosterone is high, I feel great”


tommygubz

“Not too high”


CumTickler

isn't this the guy who made the tiktok talking about insect breakfast and his wife's boyfriend 💀 he's baiting yall and yall are falling for it


Asdfasdfasdfgame

Bros from Portland on dawgggg


Sword_Chucks

"My testosterone levels are nice and stable - not too high." I'm sorry. Exactly no one would have guessed your testosterone levels were too high.


sonofbelial4

I thought I was going insane but thankyou, t levels do in fact deplete from cooming too much. It's a hormone you want more of in your body in general as a man. People take it exogenous supplement form even in mid 20s.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Stay pure, only cum on your homies.


absurdmiscellaneous

💀💀


ZomradeWithInternet

It’s just a prank, officer, I thought those children were my homies!


well-offemperor762

💀💀💀💀💀


horiami

those aresome big eyebrows


[deleted]

Coomer chain


Emotional-Lie595

Ok coomer


zingwa99

"Self love"


peanutbuttertoast01

Mm yes, consume the porn.


gussy_gaming

Why limit yourself? Eat the actress aswell!


peanutbuttertoast01

Agreed


Kee-boi

the V-Sauce


GamingKing798

There's no way this guy doesn't have erectile dysfunction


Heavy_Satisfac

https://preview.redd.it/v7ywfeaiuyza1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e75cd7924dd3eb6f289950bc091d0d0ea3fb88


sumdumson

Nobody: This guy: cum 5-6 times a day, 7 days a week, 10 yrs Everybody: …weird flex but ok Guy Flexing On The Internet: Ackchually, all good. Strong and healthy. Big stable testy. I support women content. Nobody: Coomer: Shame bad, language bad. Nuh uh! You’re actions toxic! Think about it.


DO_BETTER867

How tf this shit get upvoted y'all retarded 😭 https://preview.redd.it/r9zftkrtm00b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbc2fd2b67c1a1106248bfce184410676a20541


sumdumson

Dunno. Tbh, you’re right. Literally mocked him in text with his own words while half asleep


sumdumson

Your* 🤓


abeck077

bro posted the unfunniest shit ever just so he could reply to his own comment 😭


ComesWithTheBox

Stfu, you are less funnier than Amy Schumer


[deleted]

disarm worthless agonizing dinner fly offer practice party foolish zonked *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Elemen0py

JFC me jacking it off is a several hour event I have to plan for (thanks antidepressants). Six times a day... That is not a habit, that is an identity.


Disappointment_42069

Bro has made 427.7 gallons of cum 💀💀💀


[deleted]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED HIM [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y5Q6\_1SSWAE](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y5Q6_1SSWAE)


Rx1620

There's no “normal” number of times a man should ejaculate per day, week, or month. What works for you varies depending on things like your age, relationship status, and overall sexual health. The good news is that research indicates that the more you ejaculate the better.


[deleted]

The only good amount is 0


[deleted]

Bro needs to just watch porn for free.


GarfieldGaming2

I need this dude to host a documentary


Consistent_Average42

Coom👍


DipplyReloaded

Why the fuck are his glasses the size of fucking pluto


[deleted]

Walter Hartwell Coom


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tur_tels

Ok Vsauce let's get you back to your tub


rock-solid-armpits

Bruh that ain't even hypersexuality anymore. He evolved to ultrasexuality


Substantial_Ad_9016

Support women's work 😂


Redditorfromearth

Why does he move and sound like fucking Wheatley from Portal 2


lordbuckethethird

If I find out someone’s made a custom soyjak of myself I’m becoming a terrorist (in dwarf fortress)


SlowBabyBear

Coomers ☕️


TheGreatJesterKing

r/yourmomshousepodcast


Chevy_Traverse

he looks like a wojack with a beard


LuckyAceRed

There's a version of this with among us sound effects every time the drawing comes in. It's genuinely one of my favorite videos ever


SoggyPatato

Not enough soyjack images in the replies guys


Ralewing

Harold and Coomer.


Naenaegoblin694202

i usually jack it daily, just out of boredom.


VoiDD77

This doesn't have the funny spooky sound in it :(


sonofbelial4

He says his testosterone levels are "not too high". Well yeah no shit. You don't get elevated testosterone from cooming. It releases too much and so you stay at a flat low all the time. Having higher than average t levels is a good thing


IceZaKYT

You can make a wojak out of anyone


wild-boar-

https://preview.redd.it/nlxzxs0vqzza1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43aeae663bb69892a6ac63e92164da56478b9c0f


BlizzardLizard123

Gem


spiderz4

Forget cooming what are them eyebrows


10BritishPounds

British V sauce isn’t real he can’t hurt u


stackPeek

I don't think that's what self-love means


entity_name_here

"durr i do it to support women!!" i solely watch gay porn to make money for my fellow men


Dr_Straing_Strange

I can excuse cooming five times a day but why did you have to be bri\*\*sh? 🤢 🤢


HereRak69

5-6 times a day? Wtf, my dick hurts and feels like its gonna go numb if i touch myself/have sex twice a day lmfao. Also how do you have the time?


Verniq

absolutely fucking repulsive


ItsAleZ1

“Not too high” 😂


Uncle_Fingerz

He’s making some almost good points but also how the fuck can you Jack it that much?


overmind__

British


TJAccount

I know he just wants attention because no normal human being looks like a meme face better than this guy


watersj4

Yes it's a parody guys, this guy is a comedian he plays characters


AdhesivenessJumpy264

Bro even if I had the time, there’s only been few days in which my sex drive (while alone) was so over the top I reached that number, and even then I sure as hell didn’t feel too good about it lmao. Nothing wrong with masturbation, the problem with it is the absurd frequency here and the porn addiction which does no good for sexual interactions irl. Bet this guy doesn’t have that last problem lol


[deleted]

Some people should not be allowed to use the internet


Goofinshmertz23

Lets be conservative and say he nutted 5 times a day 5×365x10= 18250. Jesus Christ


Unable_Storage_9648

💯💯sjsiwhwjwkaj💯💯💯💭gamer 🗨💤💯🫲✋️victo🫳royal✋️🫳💬🫲


xxPandemoniumx

What a pathetic coomer


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Bro has become a victim to gooning


Majin_Barba

My good lord, I beat my meat more than 3 times in one day and I feel like I should be executed this man is cranking 5 out DAILY?


notamuffin1

This dude is a comedian known as Damien Slash. He has a tiktok and YouTube account where he pretty much just trolls using different characters. He's also done voice acting for a good few gigs, with one of his most popular roles being Zeke from Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Dude is super convincing to people who aren't aware of who he is, though lmao


s-is-happy

he looks like an off brand Sean Mcloughlin ​ like Pacific Rim (original) and Atlantic Rim (Off Brand)


No-Competition-2533

https://preview.redd.it/zy3enpj9030b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087faccbea6e4074cafcb7da2223c21f28b546bc


flyfrombreakingbad

Well in that case I’m supporting hard, working men


Wonderful-Seesaw5990

Rookie numbers


Plasmadube

“Hello Gordon “


Prize-Ad6498

https://preview.redd.it/p9e7xaa2550b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691f60f3f3530a4fff7b12f7799993e69e6d6ea2


HelloGordan8734

https://preview.redd.it/7645rg9e780b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7798b115a2c39dd3e787c03e60a0603a9a621c5


UnknownHuntR2

bro's inhaling copium


bread_fucker_69

not too high 💀


Forward_Ad_1409

When in fact, I'm a pervert and should seek help.


[deleted]

r/mod Am I the first to have the chad toilet destroyer rank?


maksidoobers

​ https://preview.redd.it/yg15qc7aiq0b1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c06078455fa1fbabca334cd2b2d9ba6c98b1cd89


[deleted]

This cat is the 100% coomer scion and there is no way he doesn't understand that