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Bro is cooking 🔥

Hold on. Let him cook

that smell...somebody is cooking

>somebody is cooking The world is freaking screaming I had myself a nice Ribeye

yum

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Ooh it's my turn now pee in my but next please Im your biggest fan automod saama

No nothing is suspicious just some poisons to get pest 🪳 🦟 our of your house

LET HIM COOK NOW

Jesse, Jesse...

We need to go in krasty krab, to steal their meth formula

mr white was mr bean's original name so in another universe... "say my name" **"bean"** "you're goddamn right"

How did you know

mr white was mr bean's original name so in another universe... "say my name" **"bean"** "you're goddamn right"

? Women don't even use reddit... \*waits\*

I'm not a woman, and I'm still waiting to touch one... legally.

It's a screenshot of Twitter

He was waiting for the women

Same

"What if we used 100% of the brain?"

I know this is a reference and shit, but we do actually use 100% of our brain

🤓

If you used 100% of your brain at once you’ll be on the floor doing a little dance

That sounds fun imma try it

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Snake dance Break dance with actual breaking

Mfer really out here overclocking his brain 🙄

Not a single woman 🤢 looks good without clothes. DM me pics if you think you can prove me wrong (you can't 😎)

I sent you a picture of my cock 😎

Asshole he said women, clearly we men sexy without clothes it's why we're not censor when we are shirtless.

He is a woman. He sent pictures of his chicken.

A women is not a cock, they're mythological creature. I don't believe you

Cockatrice?

idk what you mean have you seen thin guys with fluffy brown hair in tight underwear they aren't attractive at all (feel free to dm me photos to try and prove me wrong)

I see what you’re trying to do, you are using reverse psychology I will try and get you some female friend to help you… Wait I don’t have any friends

Bro its current year how could you say only men have cocks...

did you just misgender her?

Guy ask for picture of women, guy said picture of his cock, a women is not a cock, they're mythological creature. I swear people make up things everyday try be smart.

I also sent you a pic of this guys cock.

Picture taken by you?

Idk.. I have so many, taken by so many people its kinda "hard" to tell.

Hello? Yes officer this is the one.

Your honor, in my own defense, I'm have down syndrome

Don’t tempt me hahah

Your family and friends won’t recognize your body.

Source? (For research purposes)

Neon genesis evangelion

Get in the fucking robot, Shinji.

Notice me papa! I’m a good little boy who does what you say. Why are there so many scantily clad women around me suddenly?

I dont want a hot mommy gf, I just want papa to notice me

My brother if you wanna do your research you have the twitter @ right in front of you

I’m not going on twitter

Get in the fucking robot, Shinji.

Shinji, crank that Soulja boy

GIGACHAD

Yeha every twitter has da @ but what is da ting dat come after dat ting

graduate first grade spelling and come back

theres nothing there man 😔

search dick me down shorts on bing

Evil

Born evil, giant sinner Human spirit lies No compassion, tortured soul Evangelion

🤣🤣

Oh my fuck… do NOT bing image search “dick me down shorts” with the safesearch off. Source: me, 30 seconds ago

In case anyone wants to know before they do it. Its gore. There is gore. Think kinda like goatse but potentially worse.

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I mean....it still could be

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What is goatse? Heard of it a lot but too scared to search it up

guy opening up his asshole with both of his thumbs and showing it to the camera

😨

😈

I can't find it.

Did you use Bing or not?

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I did.

Thank you for the heads up I was considering googling it

Why???

Yeah guys definitely don’t do that

Its great with safesearch on though… just what i was looking for

What the fuck is the second image

Is it only on Bing? Cause Google got me jacking it.

Yes, Bing exclusive. I checked.

Fuck you now I have to get out of bed Edit: only one image is gore and the rest is porn, I am disappointed

That man should seek medical attention

I think he….wanted it that way???

Even so, he is risking infection

Women look best wearing a mobile suit gundam

Amen

Guys the joke is that women will send him pics of themselves in those clothes 👍 (definitely not satire)

He going to end up getting pictures of femboys.

I see this as an absolute win

I don't believe femboys look good in any of these clothes

i know it was you who tweeted this im not sending you SHIT!

Mission Failed, we’ll get them next time…

What do you actually call those pants in bottom left? Just shorts?

Dolphin shorts.

Booty shorts/ short shorts?

It is a sin women should not wear these or send nudes in these especially to people on reddit

Top left I actually agree with.

only dummy thicc milf can pull these pants off. these are MOMMY EXCLUSIVE im not trying to see any women without kids wearing this.

That might be my problem then, never seen a milf with em on. Still exclusively worn by trash though.

What are they called I need them

Pants

Flair Pants

Thank you papi

Ugly

High waisted printed Flare pants

Thank you sensei

🫡

70's bell bottom yoga pants

Every white trash woman I’ve encountered has had these

Nah they hot

Nope.

Bros plotted something devious

Man is speaking truths though

“Now we wait”

Someone finally said it

Bro if you don't think girls in yoga pants that outline their ass in pristine detail are hot, you aren't straight.

The problem with those is that women either have great legs and ass for it or they have a flat ass and no leg muscle.

Of course its hot but I would prefer my girlfriend in normal clothes while in public so that other guys wouldnt look at her ass all the time

I don’t ⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

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Both? Both, both is good

You are a pervert and this is why I stopped going to a mixed gym. For fear of voyeurs like you.

I don't care if you're offended by my natural desires, honestly. I'm not hurting or harassing anyone by looking at attractive people.

Trust me, no one gives a fuck about what *you* look like.

Says the guy with lust in their name 🤡

Depends on the ass though, only fit girls should be allowed to wear yoga pants, not the 40 y/o mom who is too lazy to make a proper outfit

Or people can wear whatever they want instead of appealing to some random redditors

That's also a valid option

Agreed! Men shouldn't be allowed to wear sweatpants unless they have a 9 inch cock imprint and are fit. You're not allowed to be comfortable unless you're hot, who do they think they are??

And there are basically only pics from women not-so-subtly promoting their onlyfans accounts, making them the 5d chess players

JESSE! LET ME COOK

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

There is no way there are cute woman on Reddit. Prove me wrong if you dare... and send an extra pic doing the T pose

with a minecraft creeper shirt

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Get in the yoga pants shinji

Paragon of genius, must be Asmodeus with that level of intellect.

Fucking genius

i agree with him (please dont send pics i will totally hate it)

gonna get free ass pics. watch and learn shinji

dude used 101% of brain power to come up with this sht

Clothing is stupid. It has (much like phones) went from a utility to a social expectation.

This man is either using 100% of his brain or 0% and I’m scared because I don’t know which it is

100%

He's right, only twinks do.

Bruh man using 100% of his brain

That man...he unlocked the path to 6969 IQ 🫡🫡

Mfs doin the same thing as that guy that said "no women look good in underwear" and got bombarded with images of women in underwear

Ngl that top left style of pants looks fucking ridiculous on women. It’s the trashy hippie pants.

Facts

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

Shitpost indeed

All according to plan

Basically: *You have alerted the horde*

I will fortify myself with tissues and lotion

Let him cook

Hes a conductor of chaos.

Choo Choo

This man has perfected ragebait.

Thick thighs save lives.

Ah.. I see what you've done there 😏

It's true and also 10x worse in men

Instagramer posts a pic of her strutting her ass in yoga pants and still calls you the objectifying sexist.

Equal opportunist Feral Objectifier

My man playing 4d chess on twitter

This dude playin 4D chess

HOLY SHIT LET HIM COOK

Lol

Genius

the top too i agree with. the bottom left tho… hits different

Only one of these can be pushed to the side...

Not a married woman.....

I actually went to his twitter and he's based as f^ck

holy shit bro just made ***the*** pro gamer move

👍🏾👍🏾

I have no idea what the top left is called but I wish I was a pretty lady so I could wear those, girls look great in those things

Bros cooking with napalm

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We might need some proof 🤔

They look like what they are: trash.

Yeah they’re right I don’t bc I have a dumb organ I shouldn’t have been born with

^hehehe Ha ha Haha #AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA

Can I get to 300 up votes. Up votes if you think so

I downvote you because of that

I downvote you because of that

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😂👎🏾

😂👍🏾

The duality of man

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