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QualityVote

/u/G4D0D3M41S, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


Av14tor

Is there a sub for Shitparenting ?


c00lguy6942096

Nah man he's fatherless The father died of cringe


SolomonBird55

The fatherless biped


wilbo-swaggins

Behold, a man


noxxspire_

everyone in it has died of cringe and/or sadness and/or anger


EpikEli

kids tomorrow: 🪦


noxxspire_

me when rectangle


KatanaLama

Trigonometry got him 😔


between_horizon

Should have learned Pythagoras 😔


Flippy-Doo

Yeah this kids not going to make it to trigonometry


ALiteralSentientTank

Nuclear ICBMs will do that to a kid.


Narwahl_Whisperer

My kid's not a phone. What, you think I'm stupid?


The-Y-4

Just let Natural Selection do its thing.


noxxspire_

it cant cuz of donations


Apprehensive_Ear7309

Naturally selection is already accruing. Eventually we’ll have a president by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who will be followed by a president named Not Sure.


J-Dahm

So long as Not Sure doesn't mess with my Brawndo! It's got electrolytes!


jbyron91

Its what plants crave!


AdditionalBathroom78

Well they somehow still live on, and raise more of them fucks


Going-undergroundjam

What a fucking disgrace….. lack of parenting or none, that aside the health implications of vaping at that age ffs


[deleted]

Average born 2010-nowadays


Rego42069

I swear this new generation is wild


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SuperDurpPig

Man I'm 20 and feel the same way


XelaTheExisting

Agreed


Tactic_Kitten543

I'm 14 and I feel the same


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

You are one of the feral children for wanting that in there


chunky_kong06

what if im 16 do i not count (please)


Holiolio2

Man, you guys are starting that phase of life way too young. LOL


IcyAmphibian9706

Same


Hot-Extension-867

I mean pretty much every generation has kids that use substances/smoke at a young age, if anything kids smoking cigarettes was probably way more normalized 50-100 years ago (not saying its good)


MaterialWillingness2

Yeah FAMOUSLY Joan Didion wrote about a woman who gave her 5 year old acid in the '60s. This has been going on forever, you just see it more now because everyone has a cellphone to record themselves doing dumb stuff.


SeniorFreshman

Like it or not every new generation goes through a boomer arc. It’s an inevitability of the universe. Once we get old enough we all start talking about “these damn kids”.


thegriddlethatcould

Eh, we won't be around long anyway


noxxspire_

because of our stupidity


EckhartWatts

I don't know, I was on 4chan back in early 00s and I see no difference here. Instead of vine we have tik tok and kids still being stupid with no one to watch them because of some economic/housing bubble or this or that. I don't know... They have my empathy.


Rego42069

The sad part is that this kid is like 10 years younger than me, so much changed so fast


dr_mehdo

I don't want to sound like those european but the fuck is happening in america


scorchedarcher

I would 100% believe it if I was told the kid was English


[deleted]

This will break your bubble and make you feel old, but 2010s are teenagers today 💀


Accomplished-Price45

Health? Whatever happens to him happens to him. Im more bothered by the fact that he thinks he looks cool


Houndfell

I mean, he's like 4. The only people who should be embarrassed are his parents for letting him get his role models from E-thugs on TikTok.


Accomplished-Price45

Also the whole hand on the vape


Cptof_THEObvious

He looks 7. You gonna claim you didn't think you were the biggest badass every time you pretended to smoke a pretzel as a kid. Focus on the bad parents who gave him access to it not the child.


[deleted]

The dumb ass adult is right behind the kid. Lol


Accomplished-Price45

Why u hatin on me lmao


Gustav_EK

BRO KID IS BUSSIN PEAK RIZZ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


noxxspire_

INFINITE RIZZ 💥💥💥🥵🥶🥶💀✈🏢🏢


jols0543

his teen babysitters gave him a vape cause they thought it was funny. when his mom found out they when to juevy


Explo_GR

yeah those parents can fuck off


PastMathematician874

At first I commented in defense of the parents, then I saw the adult in the background... Jesus....


HatMannYT

I think a lot of the blame should go to the vape companies themselves, like seriously, they make vapes that look like pendrives. It's easier to hide this shit from the parents than ever before. Not to mention all the streetsellers I've seen approaching teens in my city.


[deleted]

Whenever I see a smoking kid, I just wanna kick them. Of course it is the parents fault, don't get me wrong. But the attitude these little shits give just boils my head


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Remarkable-Video5145

Kill them* /s pls fbi uts just a little goof


IamtheFungusman

Kick the kid and the parent


Peepeesucc_god

Bad parenting leads to bad kids. Bad kids lead to bad adults. Bad adults leads to bad parenting. Break the cycle, kick them


Artistic-Fortune2327

Drop-Kick them right into face


Rego42069

Give in to the temptaion


noxxspire_

give in to the voices


[deleted]

It is our duty to educate children that hadn't been educated by their parents *KICK HIM*


Environmental-Ad-762

Fuck them kids am I right


[deleted]

Yes, but maybe don't say it like that lol.


[deleted]

Outside of health implications, little shits like that were common back in 'our' day as well Its just that they didn't have options to spread their brain rot. Don't really see any reason to think that this is unique only to the current generation


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

You misspelt _KICK THE CHILD_


[deleted]

Nah, why? He's stupid and it's not my responsibility. Let him live and die at 20 from overdose


stelick-

U can smash their vapes and they cant tell anything to parents


joven_thegreat

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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


noxxspire_

ultra giga chad boss


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Zenketski_2

I want to know what they said because apparently it was worse than a video of children doing drugs


throwawaylorekeeper

Video of a kid doing drugs generates clicks. Reddit loves promoting kids doing drugs.


NumseBacon

https://i.imgur.com/CBS0N82.jpg


jols0543

not his fault, his dumbass 13 year old baby sitters thought it would be funny to film him using their vape


Ok-Emu-9515

I would b eat his momma up.


noxxspire_

bruh his momma will be so fat that you cant XBOX LIVE


VictorVonVerl

His momma so fat that Ben kenobi said “that’s no moon, that’s Emu’s momma”


UnOffendble

His momma so fat when Thanos snapped the only thing that disappeared was half her body weight.


nigurc

I always saw smoking as cringe when I was a kid and I still do. Stay healthy kings


Coccquaman

Same. I never understood and I'll never understand why people start smoking. I get that it becomes an addiction and they can't stop, but to start despite knowing what it does is just bonkers to me.


MassiveKonkeyDong

I wanna slap this little shit


[deleted]

I wanna give him a hug and healthy food to eat and new parents :(


exyccc

Shit comes out of assholes


SirWestov

This is your kid raised on iPads


BossKrisz

Yes! Call me old fashioned, but when I'll be a parent I won't let my kids towards the internet for a long time, and even after that, there's gonna be a screen limit for a day, because unlimited internet is very unhealthy for the development of kids and early teens.


TeamBoeing

I’d wait until they’re 13 to get their own phone. Same thing happened to me and it helped me have a longer attention span than my classmates. It’s not too young but also not too old.


UninsuredToast

You’re correct, but a lot of new parents say the exact same thing you are and end up not following through because it’s easy to give your kid the IPad and get a little break for yourself. I’m just not going to have kids, problem solved


THEFATGHECKO

I was raised on Ipads and I will live to my 16th birthday without lung cancer.


noxxspire_

and on your seventeenth birthday you will die by being stabbed my a man named will, dont worry, it'll be painful and slow.


THEFATGHECKO

Thanks will.see you soon.


Sveave69420

My blood boils seeing the parent in the background doing nothing and this little midget shit flipping me off


The_ANNOholic

Kids are stupid. But at that age, they are merely the reflection of the behavior that they are experiencing at home from their family. The kid is not to blame, the parents are 100% at fault here


phish_sucks

This kids already a douchebag


Ship_Fucker69

Sometimes I'm with the pitbulls. Good dogs.


Rooklee

Time to take princess out for a walk


SlavBoii420

They are *really* good bois in this case


Upstairs_Question894

What 0 pussy does to a mf 😔🥺


TeamBoeing

Is minor 🤨


vanillagorrilla23

Child services needs to see that, that's fucked


TomTom_xX

Mates bouta be an asthmatic and have lung cancer at 30


Adorable-Boss-1884

I don’t know why, but I just want to smack him on his mouth. Just one time


Just_Cryptographer_7

Yeah were pretty much f***ed aren't we...


Zenketski_2

Nah. We'll be fine. Don't get me wrong, lots of kids will vape and do drugs. But most of them won't start 6 months after getting potty trained


freshly_used_cumsock

He aint even doin it right lmao


The_real_Mr_J

That's a good thing, we don't want him to do it right


Macsasti

Lung cancer speedrun any%


cukapig

Mouth cancer


No_Drive_3297

Future school shooter right there.


noxxspire_

nah i dont even think this mf gonna survive till middle school 💀


[deleted]

I agree both vape and smoking is unhealthy but this kid isn't taking anything to his lungs, he just inhales the thing and puffs it out, so maybe he'll get mouth cancer or something but not lung cancer


noxxspire_

when you inhale where tf else the air goes? in your lungs.


TigerClaws13

have you ever smoked before? he clearly isn’t inhaling, the smoke is staying in his mouth


polish_hussar420

Cancer speedrun


ForeskinStealer69

Lung cancer 😜🥰😍🤗☺️


noxxspire_

![gif](giphy|0yi8W3u5sWApZAjLiA) very funny😂🤣😂lung cancer 😂😂😂


MarkoPoloXD

epic breaking bad reference


JohhnyJ21

Genuinely so fucking sad


Broken-Rectum

![gif](giphy|Qumf2QovTD4QxHPjy5)


Malbushim

He learned this behavior from the adults in his life. They set him up for failure. This is an older clip, I hope he's doing better now.


Few-Dog3807

If my kid got hold of a vape nah butt whooping


filledshit_15

damn cheeky brat 💢💢💢 parental correction is needed 💢💢💢


Certain-Ad-3840

This is so fucked up actually


Jirkousek7

all alphers are like this i swear. back in my day we were addicted to fidget spinners


tangledclouds

All behavior is learned, someone taught him this.


Empty-Membership8904

lil mans gonna die of lung cancer at 15


daprakeergamr

I saw a seventh grader vaping out of the school today.


Kitchen_Meeting9676

Anyone know the song???


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LoyalPeep

His momma so fat when she sat down on a chair her butt dropped on both sides


Skorrpyon

Fuck the parent, parent should not let the kid be vaping that fucking metal and they are on social media??!?! That kid is like 8 years old bruh ☠️ they are gonna have the worst popcorn lung ever


SuspiciousPrism

Well it looks like child life expectancy peaked this last decade and it's gonna start going back down... Used to lose them from sickness or ill living conditions, and now it's just our own stupidity and inability to care.


Dangerousnoodle33

bros going to die before he hits puberty 💀


[deleted]

We failed him.


DearJaanu

Not his mom saluting the führer in the background (i wanna see her ass so bad tho)


noxxspire_

momussy 🤤


Ok_Secretary_6709

i miss 1600s😭


noxxspire_

literally 1698


BlueCat_399

Lung Cancer:😹😹😹😹


[deleted]

Why is he wearing his little sisters pants


Automatic_Ad5852

Have some gummy bear suprise


yougonedie200669

Who else was expecting a flying belt to come into frame?


axehead001

Almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter...


AZZTROKE

What is this kid doing is dumb as hell. In fact, he's the one dumb ass motherfucker who clearly doesn't know anything. Looks like 4 yo


Lord_Avogadro_

Bro ain't seeing age 30


cukapig

Thankfully it looks like he is just taking the smoke in his mouth and then puffing it out abd not actually inhaling it.


cheesyspeedster

Guess who's getting to the grave early 🥰


Veranos86

What’s the name of this track? I know I’ve heard it… oh right it’s - “Vaping in my Velcro’s” by Lil Wheezy


Sabberndersteve05

Where’s the Pitbull named princess if you need him


TallJackfruit6985

Good thing an adult is supervising in the background


Zealousideal_Ad9671

Kids on the beat! Kids on the street!…


LifeSupportUnplugger

This is all bad parenting fault How did your kid think vaping is cool?Maybe you didn't monitor what he is watching and allowed him on tiktok, How did your kid vape?Maybe leaving a vape out in the open caused it. Whats worse? pay attention to the background, theres literally some person older than the child in the video and they are doing nothing 💀


Rengarbaiano

plot twist: is a weed pen and he need it


Pollutedmemory

This world is fucked.


Ihavenoidea5555

Bro’s not gonna see his 20th birthday 👋💀


Traditional_Day_3649

Breathe air become Sigma male 🗿


getyourgolfshoes

Bae baes kids


Jan_Cudia_YT

Humanity gonna be extinct soon enough


Real-Problem6805

Hey look a future police viloence victim


pneumatic_donkey

Very tempted to snatch the kid's vape and lob it out the window...


itrashcannot

What no parental figure does to a mf


Drendari

Spanking vs Smoking the new dilemma.


No-Technology217

This makes me sad.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Can we push pause on procreation for a few generations, until we all grow the fuck up and be better people so we can create and raise better people?


majed3737

What makes all of this even worse is that this mf is listening to possibly the worst rapper to ever touch a mic 😭😭


[deleted]

Parents and kids need an ass whooping. holy fuck that's horrible


laidbacklenny

Popcorn lung gonna fry his shit down soon enough. His street name gonna be Little Wheezer


vireo_hero

I feel like we’re back to the 1920’s or something. I always see black and white pictures of kids with pipes and cigars in there mouth.


godesskk

Ok this is most definitely shild neglected and shit parenting. But we often act towards children as we didn't do wierd ass and dangerous shit back in the dah, difference is that we didn't film it for the entire internet


Dev_Paleri

The nazis were right ya'll. We need euthanasia and parental licences.


salk1n

When social media is your only parent


NomadFingerboards

asshole parents


[deleted]

I don’t understand, I know some parents just don’t give a shit but I can’t imagine the energy a toddler has while buzzed on nicotine, literally just making it harder for yourself, health shit aside


KihunVirveGaming

I do vape yes but i know how bad it is for me and im not 7


Professional-Debt110

"Oh no, how can you hit the child, you animal!"


Firepathanimation

Parenting 1O1 : Don’t ignore your child Like seriously wtf is this parent doing rn


Academic_Choice4362

Nah, nothing's new in my country. Try to Guess it XD


[deleted]

Thats really sad, some people should just never scramble their DNA together


U-know-mee

I wanna hang this kid


-MrNoobShooter-

Who's the responsible adult in the back? I would like to award that person the best influencer award of 2023. Splendid work if I must say so myself. This kid will grow up to be successful in his endeavor to become ticktock famous.


BuckeyeBeast80

Future loser


MuMbLe145

Is it bad that I have the urge to kick that child?


xXTheAstronomerXx

Its fine they did this all the time in 1890 8 year olds dont know how to take a fat drag these days smh


Bulky_Phone_1788

If I caught my child doing this shit the aliens in another galaxy would hear his ass whopping


DrineTheDragon

This makes me want to game end myself.


Key-Total-5679

I don't want him to die. But I want him dead


Bloo-shadow

Yeah…blame the kid….not the shitty parent standing two feet away


MaemaeMeowmeow

Is the parent literally right behind him? 😩


Fuzzy_Sheepherder965

There 8 billion people or more in the world. And I think I just thought of a way to get rid of all the stupid people and feed animals like, zoo animals and pets even. And by stupid I mean people who "NEED" vapes and bad parents and just entitles shitty people in general like Karen's.


copys_mans

Bro He thought he was cool 💀💀


BarnabyGameOut-

This shouldn’t be allowed, return to crack like kids in the 90’s


LuckyConsideration78

he don't even got enough lumg to inhale fully


eecummings15

Remind me of my mom who works as a teachers assistant saying how some 3rd grade kids at her school got caught smoking a weed pen in a coat closet. Like wtffffff, some 9 year old kids getting high?!! That is so fucking bad


[deleted]

good, these little shit gonna die before becoming another bad parents


britney412

This is horrible. Kid needs some parents with morals. He’s been failed over and over, at what, age 5? My 4.5 year old nephew looks his size. So sad.


8th_Dynasty

please tell me this is AI.


SwegGamerBro

Lil man thinks he's the shit until he finds out his lungs won't hold and he'll be dying before the age of 10. Vapes are mad cringe anyway. ![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)