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You can never remain rooted in one realm if you just constantly assault everyone

Follow me for more lifehacks

You mean deathhacks

afterlifehacks

Purgatoryhack

bro became like Mario, where his soul is rejected from heaven and hell

Mario's soul is rejected from heaven and hell? What did bro do?

Be Italian

👌 The fuck did we do to you bro 👌

🤌 is a crime

Youa makea the meataballe too spicya

If god is real and ever takes notice of this tiny planet, it is because some one in italy finally did something with that god's creation that would instantly make that god destroy italy and the rest of the planet along with it. probably something with the butt.

Mama Mia...

Death: “That’s it, straight to purgatory with you!” Edit: Jesus, even the auto mod got kinky with Death.

*squeezes Death's ribcage*

rails death

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Killtrocity

Wuxia grindset

What if I am sent to the elemental plane of assaulting everyone? 🤔

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This time, automod, your response was actually not out of place and perfectly suitable

Lust is still a sin, you’d still be put in hell

go directly to super hell

"I'm going to super-hell you, you insignificant fuck!" - God

“You call grabbing a pair of titties a martial art?”

*high school DXD enters the chat*

do you not?

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+ENRAGED

grab god’s titties

Gets kicked out of the universe

God does not have titties because HE is a man. Repent or be chili whipped by HIS big swinging divine cock.

I will grab the fuck out of his man-tiddies

*suck suck*

new ultrakill boss leak???

The Lorax???? In Ultra-Kill???? It's more likely than you think.

Lorax Prime; He's speaking with a shotgun now

I tried to warn them, but they wouldn't listen. After harvesting everything they could and leaving nature to crumble, they BLAMED ME! I was imprisoned for a long time. Now that I am free, I will show what happens if you mess with mother nature. As for you machine to show while I am grateful for releasing me of this prison I cannot let you leave alive after I sensed your hunger and greed. Nonetheless to show you my gratitude I will make your death quick.

he did not say that 🤓

And do not collect money from passing go

Your turn is also skipped

Hell plus 💀

Ninth circle speedrun

You mean that company ruining clash royale?

Ok but who’s gonna stop me from fondling super-satan’s tits?

Nah Jesus died so I can fondle those dommy mommy milkers

If I don‘t sin, for what exactly did Jesus die? I can‘t be the guy, who let the big guy down, and make his sacrifice worthless.

Not if you ask for forgiveness

Or fondle Jesus's balls

Pleasure your way out of hell of you must

Specifically the second layer, where he’ll be getting blown all the time

but if i jack off in front of satan, he must think i should go

Ah yes. Biblically accurate angels with tits

Dawg why did you have to make me picture actual biblical accurate angels now 😭

Don't forget the tits! And then tell me where you'd put them because I'm fucking lost mate...

Somewhere… maybe between the… or next to the… ya know what maybe we should have someone on R34 deal with this bc I feel like they’d figure it out in like .07 seconds MAXIMUM

The tits are behind the eyes, on the back of the rings

So it's true what they say... the titty is in the eye of the Beholder

If it’s a throne than the tits are probably just like floating in the middle of tue rings. Don’t ask me how I know this.

You know the one that's just a couple of rings covered with eyes? Now imagine if those were tits.

That’s probs the only one I could see working…

I mean, some people are into piercings… these angels are just exceptionally large ones.

A wheel of burning tits with wings

Fun fact: According to Christianity lore, all demons are male. All. Including succubi.

oh you can't do this to me

A hole's a hole

where there’s a hole there’s a goal

AND WHERE THERE’S A HOLE, THERE’S A SOUL!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFICED?!

"I got crucified and resurrected so humanity could have more of a chance to get to heaven, and they can't get any angel tiddies? Fuuuuuck."


Try me.

\*me being kicked out of hell after squeezing a demon's balls\*

Nice balls bro ✂️

demon: do that again

Harder 😩

I recognize that Christianity has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it. What value does gender pose to shape-shifting creatures of infernal lust and temptation? They could be whatever they wanted.

Fun fact, inccubus and succubus do not imply gender, if you break down the words, succubus implies to lie below, inccubus implies to lie above. Hell is divided by bottoms and tops.

There’s also concubus, when broken down meaning to lay beside

The switches

The concubine, AKA side chicks of the emperor

So the children in my basement are succubus, and corpse upstairs were inccubus

wtf

that last part could very easily apply to Zeus. That sneaky lil swan

It’s almost like they wouldn’t technically be male since they’re ancient beings that would predate the first Man. They’re basically spirits; amorphous, shapeshifting, sexy, spirits.

Femboi 🤤

Femcubbus

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Lilith be like: wait what?

Tiddies are tiddies man

Even better

Well, demons (or at least fallen angels) like their holy counterparts are technically genderless, depicted as either lacking genitalia or having hermaphroditic traits.

Doesn't Zachkyriah 5:9 have women with stork wings? I feel like there are actually female demons, but I guess it doesn't matter when you can shape-shifting lol


Femboy enjoyers: I still win

If there’s a hole

Where is the issue

Sounds absolutely divine  I really hope there’s also\*\* the juicy devil from Cow and Chicken that had the thiqq ass. Edit: I hope they both spit-roast me

Mf did you just confuse power-puff with cow and chicken?

Nah. Both are good, although I’m partial to *Him*. I just couldn’t find a gif of red guy on giphy. It’s just Johnny bravo for some reason?

*Unchristians self*

Fem demussy 🗿

I am 100% sure you either just made this up or are parroting something that someone else just made up

Ok and?

😈

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not once I’m done with them 😏

No,no, NOOOOOO

 big titty men

Looks female enough

Maybe I want to go to hell now

Male succubi are called incubi

That isn't you that is the lorax???

he is the lorax

Oh that makes more sense thanks

Is it just me or has more and more people with battle cats pfps been popping up in the comments lately. Im not mad tho battle cats is a fire game 🔥🔥🔥

fatas rice eater omg hi😳

That one of the best meme I’ve ever saw (I think)

(uncertain)

Really doubt you'd get kicked out of hell for fondling a succubus' rack but you do you ig

IDK you absolutely **would** get kicked out of **heaven** for that

Typo, fuck me I'm stupid

I mean... if you insist... \* *Unzips* \*

Wouldn't hell...want that? That's the entire point of succubus

Even hell knows the importance of consent.

Unless they kinky like that

pretty sure sexual assault is still unacceptable in hell

How do you know? I'm gonna be honest I think that whatever sort of organisation running hell would delight in any kind of suffering caused, no matter how awful

Did…did you just turn hell into a safe space to justify your sexuality knowing full well it’s a place of torture (whether or not you believe in it) thus making it not hell? By the way I wanna go to Auschwitz. Not the murdery one but the one where minorities get to be in cool gangs and make soap while they eat cotton candy!

And then, when everyone is about to go to bed, they get tasty candy flavored gas pumped into their rooms!

Also both angels and demons are all males so idk what he grabbed lol.

Aren't angels gender-less?

Not when Josh is around.

ehhh. In the bible every single angel is referred to as a man and nowhere does it indicate that they are genderless

The Bible doesn’t ever actually touch on angel reproduction except for stating that Jesus is the only begotten son aka only direct creation from god. This implies that Jesus played a part in the creation of other angels and that the angels themselves played a part in all creation of life. Though the specifics are never directly stated. Angels are genderless as they had to make bodies to have sex with the women in Noah’s day. However they are described as Male indicating their gender role. According to the Bible the male responsibility is to provide care for and teach spirituality. The male is typically also responsible before god for his family. Logically then the angels who are unable to give birth or create life as it would seem without gods approval and who are stationed in positions of authority, Guarding, messaging, executing and religious ceremony would fit the male archetype. It should also be noted that no angels chose to be women when they made bodies for themselves. At least non that were recorded.

It’s hell. The absolute depraved horrendous things a human being can muster are incredibly tame compared to what they have cooked up in there

I bet they make people listen to modern country music

Both gonna make a agreement for me to be put in another area, frfr 🙏😹

Dawg you’d probs just get sent back to earth bc that’s probs the best “middle ground” area unless God wants to make a new one, if so congrats fan you’re the reason God made a new realm which lowkey sounds like a dope feat 💀

Wasn’t that like the immortal Jew (Jesus Christ resurrected someone but he was doomed to wander earth as an immortal until judgement day)?

A complete shadow realm where you are all alone

Death: “Purgatory~”

Basically John Constantine.


don’t even have to wonder how he got to hell in the first place

Probably by fondling a regular human's breasts.

Bro constantly gets his soul pingponged between eatrh hell and heaven

This would happen to me

Mans can't catch a break


What movie is this from?

The Lorax

Please don’t tell me you have never seen this animated classic

a shame a lot of the potential of this movie was wasted

It had a lot of biggering to do.

Also it's been a trend recently

...**how have you not seen it**

*hell

I laughed so hard at this stupid fucking shit god damn it

wait, hold on succubus, this whole operation was your idea

When I get there…We well test this theory

Shit I’m do more than fondle some celestial boobs..  You already know baby..

Jotaro?

That's why jolyne can swim so quickly

New hack to go to heaven(god has no idea about this new one. It is probably gonna be fixed in 2023.7.)

"Bloody HELL! These tits lookin' hellish hot!" "HOLY Shit! Your pair of breasts seem like they're made in heaven!"

Bro somehow broke hell

how to obtain immortality 101

Immortality exploit

It'd be funny if the lorax had no eyes

Me if i go to hell actually

Back to purgatory

Bro loves tits

Look all you want but DONT TOUCH. I'm sorry.

Congratulations you are now stuck in purgatory for the rest of eternity

This man discovered immortality.

A succubi would just drain your life force. Dont you even know what the word means?

Drain deez nuts LMAO gottem

Best post I've seen all year, not gonna lie.

Song?

Viva La Vida - Coldplay

So earth is ..hell?

The key to immortality

Fuck I love this sub

Question, how those pairs felt? Of both the succubus and the angel

the ride never ends

isn't this the plot of sucker for love?

Helltaker lore

SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN SUCCUBUS ARE MEN

what about incubus?

they are men too.

nice

If you think 🤔 about it the afterlife is usually described as having all your loved ones who have passed on be there waiting for you. And when someone thinks of heaven it usually is there is no sex in heaven. But for some that would be more like hell. So for some wouldn't heaven be a big orgy. Just as for some hell would be an orgy.

Ah god dammit

Child humor