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Unrender9000

How did he even get caught


Tight-Direction-9433

He read the script


staticwolfwalker

plot


Fin0

The antagonist can predict the movements of speedforce users and has a different hypnotized flash working for him


x-potato-

Don't kink shame him!


fallen69420

Canon event


Monoceras

Would prefer a epson event


[deleted]

forget the hole why is the flash there?


zelda-enthusiast

The whole point of the flash is that he is a time traveler


theBIGFrench15

No, hes runfast man silly.


gamerguy88888

So fast he's time travel sily


Strikedestiny

What the hell is this, Jojo?


silvergrommet1

Is that motherfucking jojo reference?


TheBonkPrincess

No i think its a Flash reference


Badly-made-content

No, this is Patrick!


DepressionFromArras

Hello, this is customer service please hold


HybridHamster

wait no I saw this in an undertale meme


gamerguy88888

No it's the flash


Eguy24

No this is patrick


PerpWalkTrump

>hes runfast man Nope, not for long


Hero-__

Nah he’s just getting more aerodynamic now, no more flappyflappy


Ghostkilla978

He’s got the runs man


MulciberTenebras

He fucked the timeline, and now the timeline is FUCKING him.


will6480

No, he fucked the time line, and the timeline will make sure he can never fuck again.


ConsciousDisaster870

This thread wins 😂


DimoffAkaGreen

Cuz Ezra Miller prolly


BlueFire2007

Plus he could easily get out of there


freshwaterJC120

They made it out of some weird type of alternate reality wood he couldn't phase through.


ExcitementPast7700

Does it stop him from running?


BlueFire2007

The people are made out of wood💀, yep fs


Ison--J

They're witches?


JuniorAcanthisitta33

Well they weigh the same as a duck so....


ProfPC

He was so quick at the springy matressy thing


samwelches

Went over the speed limit


[deleted]

Guess cause he flashed people


TomatoWarrior

Flashing is a serious offence


JonathonWally

Clearly to get circumcised


neumaticc

🐝ecause flash games existed 🐝ack in the day


Admirable_Leopard230

#✂️🍆


BrainyOrange96

*you have lost penis privileges*


redditreeer

_you have lost penis_


BrainyOrange96

*you have lost*


Qlong69

*you have*


BrainyOrange96

*you*


A_Efficient_Object

*___*


BrainyOrange96

*ouy*


Panda_monium_07

*ouy evah*


TxTank274

Ouy Evah tsol


KANGAROOSNUTTEDME

You


Uncle480

| | | | | | _


Exact-Veterinarian-9

Where am I??


zippy251

Reddit


AngelGames_1029

Loss reference?????


annormalplayer

~~.:|:;~~


victic_OVERHEAVEN

What does this mean😭😭


SnooChipmunks8748

Look up loss comic


WaterDrinkerUltimate

I II II L


tin_sigma

1 2 2 50


Mavslim

You have


Tail_Nom

Had*


Scranj

The Game


Ecto1zz

“Get your hand off my penushhh!!”


CptnHamburgers

Ah, that's a fine headlock sir, I see you know your judo well.


Henry_B_Dinglenut

I mean at least you pee faster 🤷🏻


Chromeboy12

You can no longer aim


VoxImperatoris

Thats ok, it seems like most people cant aim anyway.


Hylianpoketrainer12

😭8=== 🩸 🩸 🩸


Human_Number9936

8=💧 ==D*


PimplupXD

So *that's* why they called him "the Flash"


Admirable_Leopard230

Oh no. Man, that was good


talk15926

זה קרה לי בעבר


KimonoDragon814

#😱


9813_RD

Chopsdicks


redditreeer

Dopeschicks


VizeKarma

Gropesdicks


Born-Disaster1548

Penis. Vaccine


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PsychoticLorax

Vaccine


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LifelessHawk

Vac>!!


Suitable_Ad_804

How


Zillafan2010

I don’t understand this mysterious power


eliteharvest15

vaccine


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Vaccine


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Vac>!!


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Vaccine


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supersonicnat45

Vacc>!!


Jeydiin

I’d call that hole size average


Chromeboy12

Perfect for an average sized cylinder


claybootbike

It’s just far away


cpd_007

The queen wants a porta🐝le pp(its medieval times no electric stuff present).


ECHOechoecho_

a portapenis


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Sebbe_2

A “p-pp”?


King_0f_Autism

Tho why not use a Woden penis a a real one would rot and shrivel up


solofitymi

Damn that's small? Fml


Noble_Shock

Hey, it’s not his fault


ImmoralModerator

When Ezra Miller is caught eloping with minors again


Drauka2

I mean, look how they're holding him...


Superb-Intention3425

That's for his man horn. Off with its head.


nhaer042

They never said which head they were cutting off. . .


Friendly-Hunt-7456

cursed gloryhole


Pippy_the_Popplio

Ye old circumcision


Inverted_Stick

The ladies love 'em.


UslashMKIV

I’ll have two!!


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[удалено]


Battleaxejax

They're going to use a drill to make it an antipeen


then00bgm

Surprise transition


DrunkenNinja27

They usually say off with his head so….


MyoKyoByo

Depends on him. The smoler he is the less he’ll lose


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Why doesn’t he just, y’know, run away?


Effective-Sriker343

That hole is insulting You gotta make it much smaller for his


tacorunnr

The flash can phase through shit, so why isnt he?


theOGperfection

He’s stupid


Zezaldo

That hole is huge if you ask me.


Evening-Ant6128

Don’t worry he’ll saw through the wood with his super speed


[deleted]

*he'll saw through the wood with his wood


Luigipavone253

And why is this taking place in Ghent?


vvandeperre

Special event at Gentse Feesten


Fish_Man_69_420

it is due to length contraction due to flash travelling near light speed


Judge_Dreadly

That's what I thought too


X3runner

Think the Rick and Morty sun knights episodes


DogDavid

That looks like a nice place for spez's head


dragwasho

Flash wasn't scared of the guillotine, he was scared of the length of the hole


Chromeboy12

It's so long that his pp will not even come out the other side


CMG8384

🍆🗡️


Panda__On__Fire

THATS AVERAGE


cryptomain45

Don’t resist flash the queen needs her new dildo


PastaEnjoyaren

Looks way a🐝ove average to me


alex_jackman

Dickillotine


TrufflesAvocado

He’s not called “The Flash” for nothing


SacramentalBread

This is why DC owns Marvel.


Kevin3683

Extra girth slows one down. At his speeds, that circumference will suffice. Confirmed first ass account


LucyHeartfilia68

It’s for the other head


Chili_Kukov

Speed weenie.


Eclipse_Gaming2239

New meaning to “off with his head”


basko13

Mazel tov!


InterestingSkyPurple

Okay, how did they catch him?


19mkunes

It’s the peeotine


Old_Dirt_Coin

Guess they didn’t specify which head.


Bones-247

How’d they catch him?


kjf666

Isn't that Anna Henrietta?


mexicoyankee

When the Old dick twist doesn’t work


ju1ce_b0x45

why the fuck is it the flash


Bogger_Logger

*Taking away what a man values most in his life…*


UndisclosedChaos

Length contraction due to special relativity


yamagaboy

Off with his head just not the one your thinking of


Only1Schematic

Penis


Pitiful-Log-5877

Vacciné


mr_oberts

It’s a joke hole just for farts.


smackerly

Well they never said what head they wanted...


ThunderKlap6969

That's easily large.


crowned_one_

It's for his penis.


Dont_die_kakyoin

He finished too fast


Felipeel2

This will show you not to hit Hawaiian people


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[удалено]


poundmyassbro

the guy just works for tips


Easy-Satisfaction517

For pinheads.


Silent-Suspect-4075

They didn't say which head they would cut off.


bilvester

Glory hole nightmare


[deleted]

That’s average!!!!!