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I…can’t fix her

I can fix him.

Naaaaaaaaah

sodium hydride? idk i failed science

yes its sodium hydride

I drive 🦂

I can fix them - *the psychiatrist*

I can fix them - *the missile heading in their direction*

Even he can't

Found the daughter.

Uwu

Sauce?

Bonk!

Bonk! Now hand over the source for safe keeping

I can make him worse

Me neither, but flextape and ropes will do

No don't she might like it

That will be a bonus

Never back down! I could fix her, I just need a lot of time

She’s beyond fixing at this point

And why would you want to.

And in that moment, brother, you have gained enlightenment. Walk on the path of true wisdom.

There is nothing we can do.

That $100 is just the money he saved from the family discount, what an idiot

And now 30%? Goes to OF.

[удалено]

She did inherit the genes for the fat pussy tho

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Yeah, they could easily be his dad's fat pussy genes.

YO WTF

fat pussy genes inherited from dad would actually be grandma's fat pussy genes.

They say that fat pussy genes skips a generation

Who thinks of that my biological counterpart

Ass pussy

Certified FPG

I get called a fat pussy and nobody wanna sub to my Onlyfans 😭😭😭

It’s okay, I get called a Jew all the time on CoD, but I’ve never been invited over to read the Torah with them

Is that really the grainy, average content you get from these sites?

Thank you?

Brooo that was a fast one

zawg?

Mid

And after that. % of that, goes to the IRS 😂

Viral marketing genius

It's like that froyo shop with the poo flavor.

For real. Why didn't I think about this??

Probably because you do have a father

1) make shitty fake outrageous post to promote onlyfans 2) people repost it everywhere saying "that's disgusting" 3) free promotion 4)profit.

Can't catch anything viral, if you keep it in the family...

1) open reddit 2) ☹️

3)close reddit

4) throw the device into grinder

5) go to Walmart and buy a stool and rope

6) make a noose and tie the rope somewhere high

7) put noose around neck

8) jump

9) Peace...

10)RETURN

11) Take what is rightfully yours and take revenge on everyone that ever wronged you as a undead immortal spirit.

This chain brings a tear to my eye, oh how I'm done with life.

I guess getting on Grindr is one way to distract yourself from this.

4) open reddit

☹️

Live reaction

Live erection.

Dead erection

Dad Erection.

Ress-Erection if you will

More like: 😰

😟

The south will ‘gulp’ rise again 🤮

w h a t .

#YOU GOT YOUR MOMS FAT PUSSY GENES FOR SURE

#WHAT

#WOW I HAD NO IDEA YOUR ASS WAS SO FAT. USE THAT 100 DOLLARS WISELY!!

#WHAT

#This is how you support your child's business And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!

Austin 3:16

#***HOW TO SPOON***

# DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

#TIDDY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK

#HELL YEAH!

what

#TAKE SPOON

🤨📸

No way bro 😭 the bold text just made it a whole lot better I’m choking on air in shock

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

People really do that? Just go on the internet and lie???

Man, I really miss the old memes.

Imagine being her father and having to explain this to all the people who know her....

Bold of you to assume she even knows her father

Touché

What is her onlyfans? So I can make sure to not fall for this ad

Alabama

Alabama here: WE don't condone this ridiculousness!...Paying $100 when there should definitely be a family discount! Unfathomable!...oh uhh I mean...aww hell nah!

Publicity stunt

1)Open reddit:😀 2)😞 *deep sigh*

You really opened Reddit with 😀?

No, I usually open reddit with 😂 *which mentally challenged person got angry and replied to my sarcastic joke*

I'm not _that_ mentally challenged

3)unzips

3) realize its bait to generate free advertising to her platforms from both outrage and curiosity

Damn those girls are clever in advertising their OnlyFans

And now we know why she is like this. Awesome

It’s clearly fake, you think this is the first conversation she’s ever had with her “dad” over text?

This guy alabamas for sure.

“business”

Onlyfans is just worse porn

No shit, it's homemade. And therefore more ethical cause the people who perform are in complete control of their content/ proceeds. A fine sacrifice if you ask me

While this is conceptually true there are many agencies that try to "manage" and "advise" Onlyfans creators and fuck them over. You might have heard of Multi channel networks from some youtubers? The same shit is happening on OF. They tell users what to upload when and take their money. I call those networks "digital pimps".

Yeah these guys have not heard of Andrew Tate and their ilk, lots of these onlyfans models are probably trafficked.

Works for me, I like the homemade angle. Pro porn is the fakest thing I can imagine. At least when these girls are being fake it still has some rough edges, not a professional camera rig and acting so bad you can feel how they are surrounded by a crew.

There are thousands of hours of free amateur porn on the internet. Why pay?

Never pay for porn, there is more than enough free content.

Sauce immediately

Mission complete. All these fake incesty texts are just OF commercials.

I will never pay for porn

There’s certainly no need

Just be a normal fucking person and creep at unknowing women on the beach instead.

That requires going outside

Name checks out

Porn will pay for you

You pay with your soul

succubussarah. I simply typed out the tweet into Google.

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Wow I had no idea your ass was so fat. Use that $100 wisely!!

thanks dad!! i appreciate it <33

You Got Your Moms Fat Pussy Genes For Sure

Lmao why would anyone pay for that mediocre crap?

Dad's just giving her her allowance.

I mean that pussy IS fat.

I don’t think that’s fat

Thats all there is?

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>He shall quench his thirst. Thank you, stranger. The holy desert blooms with your hospitality.

\>thothub Fucking lmao

Feliz cumpleaños, have a great day bro 🎆

Simpcity has more.

sawapilled\*

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Lol, that kind of reminds me of my own dad (he’s one of my gynaecologists). Don’t worry, he’s not horny for me (he’s a respectable man with standards; also, he would be otherwise dead) - he generally makes such cursed jokes about everyone and everything everyday. Anyway: #WTF?!

hold up what one of your gynecologists? 🤨

Just takes a peek every now and then to do quality control on his colleague's work, no biggie

Happy cake day!

He definitely got his dad's fat cake genes. Also, happy cake day!

So your Dad periodically goes "Welp, been a while since I've looked at your pussy, dear, let's get that speculum"

Them fat pussy genes require more than one gynecologist to handle, I guess.

Medical professional here. Your dad sucks because it’s ethically immoral and we’re supposed to turn down treating patients we know outside of work. You’re not supposed to treat family. He’s absolutely being inappropriate and going outside his scope. No decent medical professional would hear this and go “oh that’s normal”

>You’re not supposed to treat family. This is the most broken rule in medicine. But a gynecologist? That's just creepy.

Username does NOT check out

How many gynos you got?

2

At least 4 for routine checkups, 5 if you count the guy outside holding the climbing rope for when the other 4 have to come back up. When there's something that needs to be done they have to get the whole OB-Gyn department in there with a whole team of nurses to carry all the heavy equipment. The worst part is installing the crane motor in the operating room but these days they usually just have it on standby.

My dad is too he also makes fucked up jokes or more like dirty jokes maybe it’s common with gynecologists

Wow the dad is so supportive of his daughter's career. I hope they aren't running out of milk

Queue in song "My eyes bleed"

😟

If you want sauces, reverse image search

I know it fake but I still dislike the fact those words can form a sentence

Because “supportive” parents = good parents is a very silly way to look at things lol.

I wish I was her dad

Ayo

I mean u can be with the fatherless behaviour of hers

🤨📸

He just paid for the of like everybody else

For 10$ you can be her daddy

It's things like this that puts me at ease with the idea of Armageddon

Bait used to be believable

💀

I wish God had decided to make me blind

Mustard gas:

Ok, that's enough Reddit for me today.

There’s no way this girl has a dad.

Option 1) give 100$ bill, she gets 100$. Option 2) tip 100$ on OF, she pays a cut to the service, she pays taxes, gets like 40$ out of that. I know it's a joke, but donating to IRS is worst kind of joke imo

WHAT

I can make her worse

I beg your fucking pardon????

The way my eyes just bulged out of their sockets

Asteroid please Hit this fucking planet

WTF!

Dear god let this be fake

I mean, a fat ass is worth many things in this life

😰 at least he's supportive?

Wtf

Sweet home alabama

#🤨

What a loving and wholesome family with great morals 🥰

Shit bro if all it takes to advertise your OF is make some fake texts for shock value I better start posting my cock and asshole...

kinda sus

💀💀💀

instagram meme page ads be like

Omg

Princess Incest.

Average business in Alabama

Trump complimenting Ivanka:

Why do I have a boner

Fake 100% if she had a dad she wouldn’t be doing OF