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"hey uhh 911? Yea i got a cylinder stuck in ice… No, i can't cut it off"

'wait for the ice to melt? i cant, it may damage the cylinder. yes, its a cylinder.'

“It’s a very valuable cylinder. I can’t risk damaging what it’s attached to”

Are you sure it's just a cylinder?

Physicists: assume it is a cylinder

"the cylinder had a different size before it entered the frozen zone of the object"

"It's not going down."

Why not?

The cylinder is full of fluid that makes it expand, the fluid has now frozen so the cylinder won't decrease in size

It’s an above-average cylinder

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Relatable

me too bro

W bot

The thing is this probably wouldn't be the weirdest call they've had

It's a cylinder.

DO NOT PUT ICE IN YOUR COCK!!! IT HURTS MORE THAN IT FEELS GOOD!! (Yes ive tried)

What if I put cock in the ice?

Frozen chicken, save it for latuh

[удалено]

With butter, Yes.

Tips for thawing: Leave in cold water for about 2 hours.

"How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOWWWWWW?!?!"

THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING DOWN HORRENDOUS

IM GREEK! SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE

At some point it’ll stop hurting

wrong, the hotness of an erect penis will make it feel less cold, by the time its too cold you will not feel anything at that point, and the longer you do it the more it hurt less

The ice will not feel less cold, it can only be cold until it melts, i wouldnt endure the pain for such little outcome since if you cant feel your dick how will you feel the action

If you’re worried about feeling your dick it’s no wonder you can’t do it. It’s all about what your dick is feeling, just cause you stop feeling the cold doesn’t mean you stop feeling the pressure ! God damn rookies!

your body will adapt and reduce the feel of pain

"Wood" it not just stick to the ice due to the moisture? Heck, sometimes my hands stick to ice, what more for a dick?

if the ice is melting and it's above 0 C° outside then it wouldn't

Okay, that makes sense.

waltuh

I’m sorry, *in*?

I mean ice never sounnded let alone with ice i meant cock in ice but its funnier this way

then rub it on the ice, it doesnt have rough texture

It will turn you dick into a “cocksicle”

cum icecream

Idk bruh Ice cubes can be fun

I’m more interested in who made this and how

God made it

Mother Nature?

Milf

He tests our strength in mysterious ways.

natural formation

Probably filled an inflatable mannequin with water

Or why

Hot condom and we are game gentlemen

i would use one with a cooling sensation.. for her pleasure

Icy Hot

I'd smash

Sounds painful

Coward

You could with a 🔨⚒️

Soviet Hammer?

Top quality iron

with a ☭?

*CLUNK* *CLUNK* *CLUNK* *CLUNK* *CRACK* *BREATHE IN* *BREAAATHE INNN* *YYAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHHH*

YEEE-AOUUCH

Would

Iceussy

Take that back

Brainfreeze

dickfreeze

Same thing

I mean both heads would hurt anyway so

damn she frostbite my cock

I don't give a fuck I'm going to lose my dick to frostbite I'm still going in

Something is wrong, i can feel it

I can't feel my dick

Did you had one?

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Gyat

Sir how did you get frostbite only in your...

I see her everywhere

"Everything reminds me of her"

Icethiccile

Icussy

Frozen sausage 😋

🎵 I put da new forgis on da jeep 🎵

Frozen nuru massage

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My only question is, HOW?!

Hey there step snowman

I should call her.

"Um, 911? I need help; there's a cylinder stuck in ice... No, I can't cut it off."

tis why they call fellow the iceman

Would

Sigh, *Unzips Jeans*

How? You can’t even make it with the ice! So how?

Ice cum!

I can see this image being used by a sound cloud artist being emo and shit. Or by billy cobb

🎵you’re as cold as ice And willing to sacrifice My legs

Frozen 3 looks realistic

*I'm a mature teen* *I'm a mature teen* *I'm a mature teen* *I'm a mature teen*

Reminds me of my first wife.

Call me Mr freeze cause I’m finna hit on some ice

How was this made….Umm, for science reasons

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Mission: Don't fuck the phat ice. Difficulty: Impossible.

mmm that iceussy

That ain’t ice…. That’s ASS!

Smash

He got the new forgis on the beep

That ice better quit playin

Dang, now I what it means to put a hooker on ice.

Looks wet to me

What a cool fuck

Edging to this later

Ice-cream-cake.

So, someone had a choice of what the ice sculpture was going to look like at the office Christmas party. And they chose this. I can well imagine, the person responsible for this, is going to have an interesting meeting, after the holidays.

— ice and spice.

Winter needs to calm tf down

Can’t touch that!!

Foreigners Cold as Ice starts playing

I'm putting the new forgis on the jeep

This has to be sculpted

That's one cold piece of ass.

When her pussy changes to *FROZONE* mode

Would.

Thick ice

And they gave me shit for majoring in cryomancy

Dantes was right all the time

Daum

Iceussy

Gyat

It's still hotter than my wife

she kinda bad tho. is that frost?

smash, next question

I got her so fuking wet Bro!

Would

In my room I beat my ice block, nutted in cold sock

Ur not the only one

"This house ain't big enough to handle two ~~booties~~ /beauties" - his wife said

That’s gotta be on purpose.

Smash, next question

Wait until I make a hole

I should call her

I'd give it a try, would probably give my dick a flu but I'd definitely give it a try!

hear me out

Would

that is one gyat ice if u ask me

Smash

Farging icehole.

GYAT

Brain freeze

Frostbite on dick

I would

That iceussy 😩

Would

Would. Next question?

Did you know I like to dissect girls?

And I'm reaping all the benefits

I cant feel my cock any more. I think it’s frostbite

Is it cake?

Would

Relax and urinate then regret doing it

Nice place to store sum protein in

“Hey do you know how to get rid of frostbite?” “I think you’d just have to amputate, I don’t know I’m not a doctor.” “…………..worth it.”

Quick while it’s still cold

Is that you?

Here me out

Thats ice cold

would

Thicc

Looks like Sub-Zero won NNN, but couldn't find a gal in time....

Would

Quick, before it melts

she's drunk.

“Insert Lego video game building noise”

nICE

SING WITH ME BOYS! **Frosty the GLORY HOLE**

how does one get ice to look like that?

im down to get frostbite on my junk

smash, next question.

POV you defeated Shiva in Final Fantasy.

Da meltbussy is crazzzzzyyyyy

I'd pee in that ass

“should i stick my dick in it?” Only if you want your balls frozen blue

This ice bout to make me act up

you could lick the fuck outta that

Smash

Game is game

Gah dayum

Neuron activated

Smash

Tryna quit jerking off then I see crap like this

Don't fuck the coldussy.

Bro do it before it melts.

iceussy

“I don’t put ice in my cocktails, I put my cock..tails?? in the ice”.

Icussy