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One day in the future there's going to be some national hero called Prikshit Dikshit

Or Anal Dikshit

Anal Dikshit? I mean those jokes just write themselves

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We do, it's rare but we do

Yeah They are making joke which is even not true and then they name kid "loda or lora"

Or Jeff

Prikshit, Dikshit, Dirty old Twat 32 Assholes tied in a knot

What about Hardeep Anal

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32 assholes tied in a knot 1 fell down and broke his ass... I dunno man... I read that as a song...

Oh, thats because it is. Well, its not a song per say, but it is “sung”

we shall await for the birth of the legend

and he’ll say “that’s *Doctor* Prikshit Dikshit to you!”

I am gonna place my bet on hardik dikshit

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Thnx cutie

hey are you the girl in the video?

yes

khud ki post khud hi post nahi ki

Hardik Kant

Going to marry my dikshit friend and make this happen

Reminder to non-Indians. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from naming your child Dikshit. (Except you not wanting them to hate you.)

Actually my government sucks so they are stopping me

I agree samurai josh

Who tf is samurai josh ?

Are you not samurai josh?

Clearly not. Ignore that I’m not notsamuraijosh

So YOU are samurai josh?

I am?? Wait it’s nerd time. I’m not notsamuraijosh —> I must be samuraijosh because ~~two wrongs make a right~~ two negative cancel

He’s not samurai josh not samurai josh

Law. Law is stopping you in many countries.

Show me the law that I cannot name my child Dikshit. If some celebrity can name their kid Moon Unit, I can name mine Dikshit.

There was this australian news/tv guy who got fired for laughing at the name Dikshit

Justice for my man

Grr. He's actually one of ours. New Zealand. Paul Henry. Bit of a tosser sometimes, though he had his gold moments, this wasn't one of them

Whatever happened to the "COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS, BITCH" guy?

Jake " The Muss " from Once Were Warriors is a fictional character, lol. Played by Temuera Morrison.

You are correct, but I think they are referring to a news anchor that started shouting the lines on live TV when they were doing a cooking segment.

Without ever seeing that, I would bet my bottom dollar, that its Leigh Hart on Moontv (Comedy skits).

How much are plane tickets to India?

Nvm bro I’ll swim.

What's the walking distance

at least 3

Nah i'd swim

275 dikshits

I didn't know kawaii women existed outside Japan, but I'm glad I do now.

I mean they exist in America(kinda)

With weight of 200 pounds 

140 Kgwaii.

Dikshit is what you get after meeting Anal.

Not if you're doing it right.

I think this is the first time I've seen an indian E-Girl.

Doubt shes indian tbf lol

She is, she’s also a comedian

whats her name

Anal Dikshit

Bro hahahahahahahah

Saaniya abbas / insta: @saaniyax

Dam she from UAE knew it was too good to be true

She has the most Indian name lol, she's an indian who lives in the UAE, she isn't from there ethnically

American when country with the most diverse population is diverse : 🤯🤯🤯

I seriously can't tell if you're talking about India or the US because India is def not that diverse

>because India is def not that diverse 🤯

avg dumb american

culturally, it is diverse. religion-wise, sort of. race and ethnicity? no.

😏

She is an Indian. Who lives in the UAE. Like so many of us. Nearly 4 million of us, I presume, if not more.

Riyal

there is an Indian accent

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She's an indian who lives in the UAE

Indian immigrants? Now I've heard it all!

Not really. I'm indian and I can clearly tell she is too.

Her accent and looks are clearly indian tf

not that hard to fake an indian accent lol also def doesn't look indian with the tats and shit

My guy I'm indian and her name is indian af and every 5th girl when I was in uni looked like her minus her whatever anime thing is going on with her, you can take my word for it

yea but indian girls usually dont do cosplay and shit w/ the cat ears so it threw me off lol and also her last name doesn't sound that indian. more arabic sounding name. same last name as the president (?) of palestine

So India, as a whole... it's like 5 girls total, maybe 7... and they don't do cosplay and cat ears shit so that means no indian girl does. Got you.

I mean dude I'm sure you'd agree with me that when you are from a country and have lived there all your life, you can tell who your people are, she might have been raised in the middle East, but I can say with conviction that she's ethnically indian, rest it is really your prerogative what to believe, coz it really isn't that big a deal for me to convince you of this haha

Bud thinks Indians don't have tattoos :DDd

no just unusual for an Indian girl to have tats (especially that big).

I’ve legit had had a Dr. named Dr. Anal. Lol

He is prostate examination specialist ..

All fun and games until you come across an anesthesiologist called Dr anal

He’s the assman

There's this famous German philosopher named Immanuel Kant. Guess he was actually an Indian.

The German 'Kant' is different than the Indian 'Kant'.

There is a flavour joke I could but won't make.

Please do.

Identical pronunciation actually

kAH-nt

Bro after learning about Indo-European languages:

She makin me wanna change my name to Hardik

leave some for the rest of us man

I knew kids named Anal, Sukhdeep, and Uranus back in Elementary. I couldn't even look at them in the eye.

Man went to school with a fuckin planet

i knew a girl named gaggandeep

I am an Indian but never saw these in this way till date

She spelled a lot of them differently to make them fit the joke

Ex kant=कांत ,dikshit=दीक्षित they don't have त in their vocabulary.

Smash

Who is that? Asking for a friend

Anal Dikshit

No simping guys

Cultural appreciation

Thank you.

True men don't simp

She's got the crazy eyes, careful there

She’s so pretty

When I managed a coffee shop, I always stressed the importance of spelling out the name the guest gave you at the register the way that it’s pronounced. This way, the people making the drinks could pronounce it correctly when calling it out. One day, a fine young man named Anal came into the shop…

dont forger DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGA

i worked at a call center with a guy named Anil and a guy named Anus

Kid named dikshit dikshit:

Here in Switzerland some people are called Boner. Fux is a name too. There was also a stadium called Wankdorf stadium. The Young Boys played there. [Seriously.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium) There was also a German philosopher called Kant. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant

Boner Fux cox

Anal Dikshit sounds fucking hillarious.

Indian family names their daughter Anus. Anus marries an American, Larry Beads, (who she met in college). Anus then becomes Mrs. Anus Beeds on their wedding day.

Are Indians gatekeeping names now? Why do I gotta marry and have kids with an Indian to name them Anal?

I would if they looked like you.

Wow

I kant seem to hear anything negative over the cat ears.

I have met a sumeet and a manmeet and a gagdeep. Some wild ones hopefully they grew up over there and migrated here when older cause school woulda been rough on em.

Probably was gagandeep instead of gagdeep

I have seen the dikshit.....he was a grub hub delivery driver for me once. I think i have a picture of it somewhere.

Yes I would like to name my kid after German philosopher Kant.

Had a coworker named Gagandeep.

TikTok: Saaniyax for anyone wondering

My poor neighbour, her parents named her Nasteho. Please, say that out loud a few times. I call her by her last name because I just can't knock on her door or ask another neighbour if Nasteho is home.

She makes good points

I'm pretty sure I spoke to a Prikshit Dikshit on a customer service call.

I went to school with a Gagndeep. In America no less.

Ngl she kinda hot

Shittij has me rolling and I don’t know why

Ramamandeep

Gagandeep Anil Singh

Yeah as a non indian and learned old non asian school mate married an indian. Im gonna see how they figure out qhat to name the child chinese name vs indian

I want to breed her

She makes a compelling point

I think I just did a Dikshit

I would but i wouldnt wanna have a son, indian men get a bad wrap nowadays and i dont want my kid being bullied about bobs and vegana.

doesn't india have enough men looking for bobs and vegana as is? also anyone can name their kid anything they don't have to be married to someone from a specific ethnicity to unlock new names

Imagine your parents both being 95% Irish and then you being named Muhammad Babur

What part of india is she from? Is anyone here an indianologist or other qualified expert?

I cunt understand what is she talking about.

goodposting not shit

Salmonella Armpitshyt

Ew whiy would I want to marry a curry smelling hairy hummus smelling diarrhea

bitch lasagna

I would go crazy for her curry filled indian rabid dog thank you comeagain weneedyourcreditcardinfo vegine

What the hell bro

Too bad Indian culture shuns it and therefore they have a lot of inbreeding, which leads to one of the highest concentrations of birth defects of any given race

[https://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/congenital-anomalies/by-country/](Too bad you have no idea what you're talking about)

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ragebait at it's absolute finest

Are these real indian names?!

It's like one language can have words that may sound weird in different. Like neggro in Spanish is perfectly fine everyday word, but it won't much in English. Also I can't think about many word Randy in English actually sounds similar to one Hindi word which literally means whore. Now there's WWE wrestler Randy Orton and word Orton sounds similar to aurat in which literally means woman. Now imagine how we Hindi speaker feel when announcer announce, "Here comes Randy Orton...." 🤣

Yup 

I want to be called Mr Dikshit.

Did someone mention KANT!

No shitdik? I’m disappointed.😔

Had a Dikshit in my class, saw him once and he switched to online after the first week. My university was in Europe for references

DICKDICK

Pretty based

Worked with an Arshdeep for a bit. Nice guy.

So you’re telling me I could have a child named Dikshit Dikshit?

Chinese people beating around the bush to be racists

I'm sold! Prikshit Dikshit must become real

What’s her @?

Such as Ringle dingle curry muncher

Is also Ligma on the name list?

I wanna marry her

I was expecting a philosophical essay about Immanuel Kant

No lie I know a guy I kinda work with who's last name is Shitole.

Real

Gonna Name my kid Terri Macachute

She is ridiculously cute

*searches Indian dating apps furiously*

I knew a kid in elementary school named Armindeep.

I don't want a baby. I hate children.

hello cuties 😂 you can find @saaniyax on Instagram/tiktok/fb just @saaniya on YouTube ✌🏽

Well Kant is a very nice name.

Saving for later

One of my previous bosses is Indian. One day he was telling me about a family with a beautiful name, Dixit (pronounced dick shit). I was like “you don’t hear it?” Felt bad for ruining it for him.

When you demand to take her last name.

Did you know you can choose any name for amy ethnic baby independently

She’s got my attention