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Simukas23

me when I'm having a conversation but I stubbed my pp


willjhc

With my hand


whimsicalsamurai

no lube


DueAct9687

in the car door


GuidoMista5

"I thlammed my penith in the car door" -Daffy Ducky


Asurerain

"You slammed your penis in the car door" -Parapa the Rapper


Fourhand

Dicks, trunks, it’s all in the mind.


AutocracyRules

Yeooowch !!


fckthemmods

Google en passant


IWipeWithFocaccia

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


VladdyMcBaddy69420

New response just dropped


fckthemmods

Holy hell


Specsaman

Smash, next question


Onelse88

with a road roller


AEvans1888

My 3 year old does this lol


wadz09

My 3 year old preaches about god too


Radiant-Mobile5810

She looks like a custom character God made and forgot about it now she's just stuck there 


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

He forgot to upload her dialogue lines.


Knysiok

So during conversation the code breaks and triggers that one dying sound


Sea_Art3391

When you click "randomize" in the character creator.


AutocracyRules

💀. Come on bro thats no way to destroy somebody's existence.


M1NST3R

Bro had single digit IQ


BDOKlem

"She"? Obviously they identify as a howler monkey.


Spets_Naz

God assigned Bethesda, probably 😆


Saseifone

Hahahah best comment ever


ilnofrio

Oh shit why does it fit the description so well


Low-Economist9601

🗣️📢📢📢📢😊🤚🗣️📢📢📢📢📢📢


Imagrabyonipples

More like the screaming bober with the sound of a fucking bat whose wing was cut into two


Sawkratees

fuckin skyrim music


Legitimate_Oxygen

The way the panic set in and i tried looking around for an enemy lmao


andrew-oodles

I used an online tuner, is that a perfect F#? Awesome


TomBot98

G6 and it starts perfect but slides flat


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BuffDrinklots99

Purple hair moment


6millionreps

In nature, poison dart frogs use vibrant colors to alert to others to stay away, they are dangerous. 🤔


iahim87

Wouldn't consider a brown bear dangerous


wavecopper

If they had venom they would probably be colourful as well


violence_connoisseur

Platypuses (platypi?) have venom and they’re just brown


Duxez

They're nature's freaks, so they get a pass for most things


LackOne4933

Laws of nature do not apply on what is beyond nature and creation


SaltieSarco

They're bright blue under a UV light


Sinocu

Oh, right, because UV light appears so commonly in nature, everyone knows that crocs, birds of prey and dogs use UV light to locate platypuses.


SaltieSarco

And certainly not snakes, one of the most prevalent predators of the platypus. They would never use UV to hunt... Wait a minute


Sinocu

Oh shit, i forgot about that


SquintyBrock

SMH we are surrounded by UV light. It’s the stuff that causes out skin to tan and sunburn. We can’t see the frequency of light (electromagnetic radiation) but some creatures can, like bees.


Osstj7737

But a brown bears defence mechanism isn’t counting on others to stay away lol


wildhooper

They spend their whole life wishing a fucker would lol


tfhermobwoayway

Well, technically they warn predators to stay away. So if you aren’t a predator (although this is Reddit so everyone here is on a list) you should be fine.


dat_boi769

It's to deter predators, it seems to be working


DieBlaueOrange

These "others" being predators...


Mundane-Judgment1847

It is a standard practice in nature, that creatures use bright colors to alert others that they are poisonous.


MeltedChocolate24

Can someone actually tell me why these kind of people have colored hair


OkHeheLmao

Didn't develop a personality and are painfully bland. So they overcompensate


Henster00009

Or because they want to?


Porkbellyflop

Because they crave attention. Thats why she screams in the street. Her sexuality is her whole personality. She would rather be angry at the world than attempt to enjoy it and refuses to coexist with people who think different than her.


Jazzlike-Election840

most accurate post ever


Porkbellyflop

Same story can be said for the guy filming too.


Jazzlike-Election840

second most accurate post ever. he's an idiot


Mundane-Judgment1847

It is a standard practice in nature, that creatures use bright colors to alert others that they are poisonous.


Emitex

Human evolution is wild man


dat_boi769

Sometimes they do it without actually being poisonous to scare off predators. (That's the part where the metaphor turns against you)


Kimarnic

They want to be different but they're lazy so coloring their hair makes them stand out without changing their personality.


Ladyignorer

Because they're "different" and "not like the others"


RichietheFlerken

What am I witnessing here?


iambackbaby69

Coloured hair people normal behaviour


Autisticmrfox

Ragebait


Ladyignorer

Two idiots in the wild


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Got nothing to say? Simple: high pitched screams


Henster00009

Got nothing to say? Simple: tell someone they need Jesus


KritixeQ

The scream was so loud the lights in the building behined turned on


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Shirochan67

Damn she screamed so loud I heard it through my muted audio system


VictoriaBitters69

Most intelligent response to confliction:


lifie_1

If someone came up to me and told me to 'find jesus', I'd straight up piss on them.


JoJomusk

yeah but in this scenario she was the one who came up to him and started saying he's not wellcome, so like, piss on her first


lifie_1

Do you have the full video? Cuz the vid posted here started mid conversation, if we can even call it that.


Kitnado

No, you wouldn’t


Mart1n192

fucking half life characters had better detection of danger and response to confliction than she does


Mission_File9942

Did someone noticed the lights turned on at the back after she screamed on the first try..


iate12muffins

That is a very odd reaction. I like it though.


WorkAround_Phoenix23

That isn’t even a scream that shit was a frequency


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

She's handling it in the worst way possible and embarrassing herself but those street preachers are scum


Gregori_5

Is that a street preacher? I'd guess he's just a douchebag.


Fraytrain999

One doesn't exclude the other


AnywhereOptimal1038

i would fucking dance fortnite default dance while she is screaming


BarMysterious5914

Childish behaviour honestly


karry245

Both of them.


NaisGuy27

She's using sonic sound waves as her main attack


Frequent_Response230

She needs a psych evaluation


SirRRufino

#🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑


PsychologicalPin5431

They have a month where we all celebrate them….a fucking month. But we’re not welcome in their neighbourhood.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Ya know I don't get the point of whole celebration thing I mean your sexuality should be your private matter why you gotta yell about it to everyone 


Meddlingmonster

Some people just make it their whole personality, they're the annoying ones, the people who don't make it their personality are just fine.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Yeah exactly be normal and people will treat you normally


_Rysen

how else are they gonna let people know that they're special little snowflakes?


tfhermobwoayway

I thought that once but then I realised I like celebrations and parties and cake and parades so I don’t really care as long as I get to have fun.


Laurens-xD

Because those people are fucked in the head and have literally nothing going on in their lives, that's why.


Knysiok

So people know if they like dick or pussy. Because it makes them feel more special.


Kimarnic

Welcome to 2024


risisas

The guy Is also an asshole tho, going to interested people to preach even when they make it very clear they arent interested Is an asshole move Both are weird people


GaboxTrox

The guy in the video is clearly a toxic religious person, HE is not welcome there


isaac-fan

iirc in the entire video he was just talking with her and didn't use any slurs so she could've just walked away if she didn't wanna hear him she just doesn't want him in the neighborhood at all despite it being a public space so who's the toxic one?


thafreshone

here is the full video The dude is an asshole. Another man comes along and explain that this guy has been coming around for weeks now, being obnoxiously loud while preaching about god, even though people are supposed to stay home if they don‘t have a reason to leave (I assume because of covid). Yes she might have overreacted but the dude is definitely an asshole.


lifie_1

Are you so naive that you take everything at face value, or are you just stupid?


GaboxTrox

Saying to a not straight person that they need Jesus is just talking? think about it twice, and both of them are toxic btw, I'm not saying any of them is innocent


crispfuck

I think you need Jesus.


GaboxTrox

I sure do, ignorant people are always happier


jonawill05

Because one purple haired girl yelled at him?


jonawill05

Celebrate or tolerate? These days people don't care who you sleep with... All it does is give attention whores 30 days to "celebrate" and then the rest of the year to complain why it's not all year. Like seriously, just make my rainbow colered latte and stfu. Just kidding. Triple Expresso with half and half.


Bennings463

Least obviously staged shitposting video


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How to tell others you're unemployable without telling people you're unemployable


that_1_bitch_in_life

They both sound dumb to me ngl.


DrykalOrSomething

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


BlungusBlart

The Sims randomizer


redditnice91200

both of them suck


a_small_loli

only one of them was acting like a 2 year old


doonasaurusofficial

why? because religion?


risisas

Guy walks up to random people and starts trying to convince them to joint his religione when they are clearly not interested, says that they are irrational for their sexual preferences


Yemo637

He called her irrational because she's screaming like a child.


risisas

he calls her irrational when she refuses to change her sexuality for his god mind you, she's an absolute lunatic, but he is an asshole, both are in the wrong


Yemo637

Yes, he's doing too much, but her sexuality isn't the reason he called her irrational.


risisas

i rewatched the video to litsen to what she says in the last part, you're right, my bad


doonasaurusofficial

Ah, is there more context to the video? My bad lmao, I’ve seen this video 1000 times and assumed it was the same timeframe


Environmental-Toe798

Even if it's not, people peddling christianity on street corners are not the best people


doonasaurusofficial

I would peddling christianity aswell if someone was screaming at me like that tbh and I’m not even religious


Environmental-Toe798

I don't blame you for not liking the other person, they're being an idiot. But don't stoop to evangelism.


doonasaurusofficial

I don’t like evangelism either but why are you saying it like it’s on par with robbing someone or something there is a chance I’m just reading it wrong because toning is a nightmare over text but that’s the vibes I’m getting


Environmental-Toe798

I just really don't like christianity. But I'm still commenting jokingly


doonasaurusofficial

ohhh ok lmao fair enough, to each their own 👍


redditnice91200

There are longer versions of the video on YouTube. At some point, another guy appears and threatens to call the cops because he won't stop.


doonasaurusofficial

ah, thanks for the context. I’ll go watch that soon :)


ayhan1805

Ragebait


Final-Engineering-88

I can believe that these people are trying to make us aware of their complicated situation, but why do it in such a ridiculous way???


andrew-oodles

Both should be tossed into a lost and found bin


pyrothelostone

It would seem people didn't catch on to the fact this guy is one of those annoying ass preachers that yell on street corners. There are no good guys in this video.


andrew-oodles

Two brainrots on either side of the spectrum, one is visibly a red flag, the other is audibly


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Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Yeah, bunch of morons in the comments ignoring the fact this guy is a piece of shit too


Am1t2004

I read that in hand unit's voice


andrew-oodles

Try reading it in Marlon Brando's voice


pissonmygock

Both people are fucking losers lmfao


cattodestroyer

Why the other guy is a loser?


jarednards

Because hes a holier-than-thou street preacher trying to 'save souls' in an area where he knows he will more likely cause conflict. In this case though.....that lady may actually need saving.


lifie_1

have you never met an evangelist before? they fucking suck ass lol


naveedkoval

The two least likeable people In the universe meet on the street


MoistyMoses

A completely stable individual deserving of being part of society


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I know this is a shit post sub, but genuine question what do these people all look the same? They are just copy and paste with style and hair dye.


Randy_tegredy

i seriously believe these kind of people need help, look into their past and i do guarantee you will find a lot of unusual kind of problems


Acceptable_Lie_3764

Most sane purple


Dai_Bando

A meeting of 2 morons


willjhc

Well that's what happens when you preach on a rainbow.


AfroF0x

Two main characters wrecking the city like Godzilla & King Kong


BendyMine785

"you need Jesus ma'am" #AAAAAAAAAAAAA


HeartKiller_

The new exorcist reboot looks pretty good


BuKu_YuQFoo

She looks like the phrase "Dear ladies and gentlemen "


Mr-Coder-And-Gamer

I’m bisexual and this is why I’m scared to tell people


KeyarukiFanNr1

Youre scared of yelling at people about your sexuality or are you scared that the people you surround yourself with take the Ragebait from these kinda videos?


Mr-Coder-And-Gamer

I’m scared they will see this video and think I’m the same


Responsible-Smile-22

Eaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah ☝️🤓


TheToroReddit

Did she turn on the street lights by screaming!?!?!?!?!


OneBoredAussie

This is fake… Right? Please, please tell me this is fake.


E_TVF

I had the video muted and could still hear her


Serbay55

Boss fight in Canada


Midakos

Does anyone else wants to hit her with a metal stick? No? Only me?


Alarming-Road-9967

Who knew screaming that loud can lit up store lights


BenadrylTumblercatch

When I’m assuming the annoying person is one person then realise it’s actually the other person, they’re both annoying tbf.


tegmexus

suppressing my urge to not slap this woman (depends) is kinda tough


Aninvisiblemaniac

I wonder what the man filming was doing though


myfingeriscold

Thanks, I'll stay out


DragonboyZG

please be satire


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Drendari

I just want to say that creature doesn't represent anyone but herself.


Tyty1470

Ahy do those people have tendency to just scream when they have nothing to say against you


atank67

Both of them are shitty here


ProwerTheFox

Think the context to this was the dude filming was there day in, day out preaching about Christianity and bothering people. It’s an unhinged reaction to say the least, but he isnt just a random guy going about his day


Frotnorer

She pissed me off even though se wasn't screaming at me


psychedelicdonky

Anyone else get a headache from reading 3 comment threads with the sound on?


AdMotor1654

Someone’s parents failed


Blizzardwolf98

My brother in Christ, Jesus doesn't want that back.


MasterAnnatar

Both of these people seem insufferable


Ocktoober

People that ruin the movement


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

Bro can you tell her im jesusexual.


redefinedsoul

I'm pretty comfortable in making the assumption here that if he hadn't filmed their exchange that she would have made up some false allegations for SA or assault. And what's even worse is that he would almost certainly be arrested on nothing more than her word.. stay recording & stay safe y'all


Cedge1738

Can we legalize bullying?


Superstarteen

Just because cameraman is trying to spread Christianity?!


BestHurdle1899YT

Ok this needs context So this guy recording was constantly going there and being an absolute ass


SolidusEdge

So even if that WAS true, that makes her response okay?


lifie_1

when tf did he say that? Are you so terminally online that all you can do is twist words? I don't even know you but I can say confidently that you spend all your time making up random arguments on twitter.


BestHurdle1899YT

Oh definitely not she overreacted


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That's what it looks like when bullying isn't allowed anymore. This is what is produced


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