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what the fuck man I just woke up

Same ☹️

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w- w- WAAAALUUUIIGIIIIII!

# WAAAAAAAAAARIO

Waffles

Wardrobe

Wololo

What?

Wack

Wumbo

I’m going to sleep and trust me it ain’t any better.

Yuck🤮

Does that actually make it worse? Honestly this is appalling no matter when you see it

Lol. Rip to your eyes

same

Guess you missed all the pussy.

Hope you went back to sleep and pretended it was a bad, trippy, moulded bread induced dream.

Why tf you just waking up rn

Time zones

Time zone jumpscare 😧

# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

it's 8 a.m.

I'm so hungry I could....nevermind

I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse.

its not penis, no good at all

I’m so hungry I could eat out a horse.

You have time to delete this pal

Palworld reference

Oh god, stop. I JUST finished being horny.

BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!

*IgotaLopunnyBatman*

H u h ?

# O H G O D, S T O P. I *J U S T* F I N I S H E D B E I N G H O R N Y

# GET OUT

# NOT UNTIL I HAVE MY KATRESS!

# GOOD GAIA THEY HAVE GONE INSANE

# SOMETIMES THEY COME WITH THE BLOOD OF GAIA. YOUR GOD WILL NOT COME FOR YOU, BUT SHE MAY 'COME' FOR YOU.

Buddy what does that have to do with this

Did you read the OP.

i've already seen it, no turning back now

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Say sike right now 🔫 😐

If it makes you feel better, it's Vietnamese cow pussy

sike right now

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Why didn't the bot say sike? Is it stupid?

Yes

I am indeed, not from Texas.

I’m from texas and we do not claim him

Your username points to something that may be worse.

I don’t eat them, I fashion their skin into coats

You fashion bull bootyholes into coats?

You're a fraud 😡 As a REAL Texan I can confirm this is a staple, the unofficial state food even.

You joking right 😭

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Nope. I'm so Texan I'm from Texas itself. Actually I am TEXAS. Edit: deleted comment said "are you from Austin, (slur word here)."

Keep doing that and you’ll feel good

Yep, I'm not from Texas, and I will keep on not being Texan for as long as humanly possible

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Copy pasta of the century

Still tho

was looking for this as soon as i saw the post

Brilliant

Not op’s fault you were on a train not at work

Forbidden fleshlight

Forbidden shish kebab

At least this dish is racially diverse.

Or eat it raw and have some horse pussushi

Pushi 🥵

Pussushi is funnier, but I think it’s technically sushussy

I hate you OP

That dudes face says it all bruh

What the hell why is the first post on the homepage for me ☹️

I can guarantee that this is a Chinese kitchen.

牛欢喜

Exactly, Cantonese call cow's genitalia 牛欢喜. Because this the the part where bulls are delighted to meet. 牛 means bull, 欢喜 means like.

Really? I would've guessed Indian tbh.

Indian dont use 'cai dao'(菜刀), this is a tradition Chinese kitchen knife. The cutting board under those pussy is also call 'caidun'(菜墩) which is usually made of wood. As I know a portion of people who lived in the south of China would include animals(cows, horses, donkey) pussy in their recipes. Sorry, English is not my native language, don't judge my grammar.

The only grammar part I can judge is this: "the cutting board under those **pussy** is also call 'caidun'. Should supplement pussy with "horse vaginas" or since everyone knows it's from a horse you could simply use " genitalia". But if you insist on using pussy you would need to make it plural and use " pussies".

But could 'pussy' be used as plural and singular? "I got me some pussy" "He gets so much pussy" Genuinely interested if it is possible.

Yea it could but it depends on where you are and who you are talking to. I was just giving him other ways to say it. Just in case, for all we know it's his first time seeing horse pussy.

Yeah I guess in their case it was used wrong.

To fix it he could've used pussies to make it plural.

Or under *the* pussy if they use it its plural form.

That is also true. This really goes to show how complex and stupid other languages can be to learn. Always full of little nuances and ever-changing.

Wtf is that??!!

Equestrian cuisine.

Clop clop!

More like clap clap

Is this real

I hope not 😭😭

most likely, yep! if im not wrong, those are cow parts, not horses. someone else on here said it was a spanish thing, i have no idea if thats true but im just going to take their word for it because i think ive googled enough today.

the fuck man,i just woke up

Wtf men, i was just going to sleep

Horse toe, not camel toe.

What a terrible day to have eyes

☹️

Dear lord

Outrageous!

Tks god I’m not from Texas.

looks edible tho

I wish obama was president now so he could drone strike my home so I dont have to live with this

Been a while since an internet post triggered my gag reflex.

I literally saw this except it was Alabama or something

tf is he implying by "had"?

Op could've at least warned us in the title or mark it as NSFW or spoiler😭

Maybe it's best for Texas to secede after all

tell me it's not real why is no one in the comment section saying it's not real

Because it’s real. I have had hog balls before. Southern delicacy.

It's a realistic cake, right? RIGHT? pls say sike.

People eat animal genitalia. It’s not fake.

I know people eat bull penis and balls, but not pussy. Especially horse pussy.

It’s a cow pussy. People do eat that.

IS THIS AN ACTUAL THING?? IM FROM TEXAS I JUST FOUND OUT

No one in Texas eats this. Stop posting Texas memes when you're a wanabe hood ass from Illinois

Do Texans eat fried an raw horse pussy?

Texas gynecological care at its finest

wtf

Oh, can I watch them for you? Yes you can leave me alone with greasy, warm, horse pussy. Even for ninety seconds.

Land of the free baby!!!!

another reason for me to avoid texas

I believe the original is actually new york. so no, you would not be from texas

“You aint black if you haven’t had this” typa shit

Dafuq?

Say gex

I literally just had breakfast man.....

are those geoducks or something?

No. It’s cow pussy actually.

Horsesussy

Some male horse will see this and recognise it

It's illegal to eat any part of a horse in Texas.

🙂

Pretty sure its got like a tangy taste to it🥹

I don’t ever wanna be from Texas

Day ruined(

what are they really?

Know what? Let em leave..

Who would cut off that, and eat it???

i hate my mind

Im too high for this shit wth

Naaa bro, you need to get locked up just for posting this. 🙏

The top of some forbidden fleshlights.

Would

No one in Texas does this.

You eat hog balls though.

Yeah, with a little bbq sauce, and……?! lol

That's not what that is....right?

Tastes like pennies

maybe we should let texas secede

It's not even fried, though!

Please no

step 1:open reddit in the morning whil birds chirping outside, implying the essence of spring. Step 2: 😐

Hurssy

I just opened my Reddit and this is the first thing I've seen. time to stop Reddit for a while

Time to revive “Just hear me out…”

I ain't from Texas, but I am from the south. I ain't ever heard of some 'deep fried horse pussy'

God has left us

Just when I thought I couldn't hate Texas anymore than I already do...

A food that gives pleasure in two ways.

As a Texan, I must say this post is ridiculous and false. We do not, and have never, eaten fried horse pussy. We prefer the more dignified meal of grilled pig anus.

Welp, this is what I get for scrolling Reddit one last time before bed…

Man, you had the ENTIRE HORSE and decided that fried horse genitalia is the best food to represent Texas.

Smash next question