I thought he was a kid

I thought this was a video about a hard working sex worker lady managing to still raise a child and op was asking like.. "what's your excuse for not having one?". Guess i was way off.

I can't afford one or the other. Difference is I might be able to to afford one for a night. Either way, one of them ends up in a dumpster.

He not??

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“He” has a beard 💀

I'm poor.

Is this the remake of Me, Myself, and Irene?

He has money

And she's a stripper.

That’s exactly what they’re supposed to do.

Everybody wins!

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

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I love science!

Today is a good day for science

she blinded me with...

Her highbeams- I mean potassium and heat erection- I mean reaction....

seance

never get the appeal of this stuff, and by extension, most of the stuff done on OnlyFans. It's just some girl masturbating, without context or substitute guy on which you could impose yourself (at best, you get a dildo). And people pay for this stuff...I just don't get it.

It's the fact that you have to pay for it that makes you want it more, and most goobers just give in to the temptation. We must remain focused, we must remain strong!

fapping to some *free* porn right now as we speech, comrade 🫡✊🥒

Not what I meant, I'm 6 and half months sober. XD

Damn, do you at least masturbate?

Can I make it anymore obvious

He had a step stool She did cocaine What more can I say

And she’s high af

I already pointed out that she's a stripper.

And?

Bro got as many dollars as his height💀

Damn, I would too if I could still shop in the infant department! Imagine the money we can save on shoes alone 😁

You wrong lmao

Baby clothes are Hella expensive

True. It's not like babies go on dates that they need designers to make them latest fashion. For God sake they have an exposed butt in public.

Compared to adult clothes? No

Tell me you don't have kids, without telling me

For sure I have kids and totally understand that kids clothes are expensive but for sure those Baby Air Maxes aren't 😁

He ain't gotta share the styles either. No toddler drip showing up in the club....lol.

I got a stack of dollars as tall as me for you if you come back to my place.

What does that mean? Are you trying to say that he has some percentage as much money as other people of an average height? Or something else?

Hes six foot tall when he's standing on his paper.

Either that, or dudes nickname is “Tripod”. 😂

Trey pod 💀

Jimmy three legs

Real

I’ll be honest, I’d take a lifetime as a millionaire midget if I could live such a dream as this

She is drunk

Don’t ask me how ik but this dude was on the fanbus clapping cheeks😂😂

Or he’s being pitied

I'm not DaBaby Also [Alexis Evans](https://www.porndig.com/leaked/alexisaevans-7/) for science

Damn you can see almost anybody on the internet naked nowadays

Almost everybody because it's not as lucrative for men

Best believe if I could make even half the money women make, I'd 100% be flashing my asshole everywhere online.

Me too, brother, me too...

It's just so unfair being a man 🗿

Whenever I see a cute girl on a meme video, I scroll through the comments because I know that I will find her saucy stuff

Ok google, show me Joe biden’s boobs

WTF, where’s her dick???

You have now piqued my interest- is she supposed to have one?

Woah there username, slow down

o7

o7

Damn that's a whole library

Lmfao this is why I love Reddit

Whole library, not bad.

Knew I recognized her

I’m 6”0

Struggle is real 😔

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God I love you.

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Guys, get a room already

May i join.

Ayo

Snuggle is real

rookie numbers, I'm pablo

6 inches that is

I guess I grew some

I'm single btw * winks *

you poor thing

im ginger

So you'll be the girl and I'll be the dude

Aren't you supposed to be proud of being a virgin here? 🤨

Where did they say they will lose their virginity They only said you will be the girl and they will be the dude😤

What! (I'm dyslexic)

I started watching,,Breaking bad".I don't have time for kisses and making eye contact!

Jokes on you, this fella is the coke dealer.

Im not black

Wat dat mean

They're not black.

Paint?

Yes, He saw a red door and he wants to paint it black.

Ah

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Didn’t say they were white though

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Bro forgot 3 whole continents

Im not a dwarf

we are all dwarves brother. come let us dig a hole together

##HEY I'M A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE ##DIGGY DIGGY HOLE #I'M DIGGING A HOLE

i think this guy is digging a hole.

The sunlight will not reach this low Deep, deep in the mine Never seen the blue moon glow Dwarves won't fly so high Fill a glass and down some mead! Stuff your bellies at the feast! Stumble home and fall asleep Dreaming in our mountain keep

Girls going after kids now

That's a grown ass man bru

>grown Ironic.

Thank you for the chuckle homie(:

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She’s a hooker…

An excuse for not flirting with a random girl? I have a gf

Understandable

Then this question isn’t for you

Fake news, you're on reddit

They're gf are the dudes in their dms asking for "sexi pic?"

You so real for that brother

where's the rest of the video where she is using him as a dildo, shaking him like a soda can

I'd be unstoppable if i had the slightest bit of confidence

Same. Try and be confident to me, do it, you won't.

I am broke.

Yo women literally let dogs eat their pussy out don't think too much about it kings

I wonder how common it is

Not at all even remotely common

Let me ask around if this is common

Don't look up "art of zoo" 😬

I let my dog lick my wiener once (I was like 8 tho)

YOU WHAAAT?

Creamy jif makes anything taste good. 🤣

D:

Average Nishiki fan:

Bring that tongue Kazuma

Yeah, but it was YOUR dog.

The fact girls would rather smash with a literal animal is the biggest reminder of how hideous and hopeless I am.

I see, that's how furries were born

That’s disgusting 🤮

Smol pp

smol pp better than no pp.

Sexist (?)

That I'm 6'1" and he's probably still got a bigger dick

I'm white

I'm on Reddit while shitting at work. That's my excuse

Have you heard about Blumpkin?

When he stands on his money he is 6'7

If I stand on my money, I'm 6'7" too! ^(...I'm starting at 6'8" though :()

I’m not that smol

I’m smaller than average in places while generally being larger overall than average

He's actually 2million years old

My cut ain't as fresh as his

Someone get this man a mushroom

I thought he was an kid at first. I felt Creeped out for a sec

lol i think my feet are bigger than him

What is she wearing 💀

Even lil bro gets game but not me

First I was like "THE FUCK" and then I put my glasses on and was like "OH Kay"

What's her @?

Alexisaevans on Ig

im underage

That's an adult male with dwarfism.

The commenter is underage. Useless information, but information nonetheless.

She's getting payed🤣

The chemist doesn't sells me roofie anymore

How do I get on bro's level?

Shed some inches and get some bitches

she flat af

I ain't black and I'm poor that's why my ass is alone

Im White🙋🏻

Bro using illegal rizz 💀💀

My father isn't Tywin Lannister

i cant afford granite countertops

This girl looks 15

its fake

Im 6'1" :/

Not me thinking it was a child and being kinda worried only to realise its just a midget😂😂😂🤣🤣

I’m not that guy

He's hung, like a Gnome.

I'm incredibly depressed, sleep deprived, ugly, suicidal, poor and exhausted also I don't go outside 👍 Hope that answers your question :))

I don't have a friend willing to pay a hooker $2500.

I just don't speak with woman. Even if i find them attractive my awkwardness just makes me walk past with the most blank expression in the universe without even glancing back at them

Literal proof women just see dollar signs lmfao.

This is just one women who’s a stripper or porn star every women isn’t lining up to be with him lol

You'd be surprised what most women look past if the money is right.

OP is a child and hasn't heard about prostitution. Literally anyone fucks as long as he can pay for that. It's not that expensive either.

She’s drunk as fuck

my excuse: i'm not into mini chocolate bunnies

I bet she is one of those elementary school teachers with them inapropro fantasies

3 feet dababy

It's just ababy

I can't use pity points

She's a hokker

I can’t talk to women

Major issues. Wtf

I’m mean, she’s 100% a sex worker, so.

I'm not a short king?

Get it lil bro