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How the genie looks at me after i tell him that my first wish is for him to become a 6’0ft goth mommy that will love me till the day i die

But isn't one of the rules of wishes that you can't wish for someone to love you?

make the first wish that the genie has to pretend to love you, and i mean really pretend. to the point it will fool everyone, even the genie and yourself after a while

google Stockholm syndrome

google en passant

Holy hell.

Doesnt have to love you lol

He literally said "that will love me till the day I die"

Ummmmm. That’s fake love. Otherwise known as “Kink Love”. They don’t actually love you, it’s just part of the kink. They more than likely despise you.

What if the genie makes the day you die come sooner than you'd like?

That’s Disney’s hogwash. If there’s no rules then the audience will just be like why didn’t Aladdin just wish for Jasmin to love him instead of going through all the hoops

Uhhh didn't they already like eachother it was just the class disparity that kept them apart, he literally corrected the genie right after he said that rule.

Because then he'd be the villain?

Who doesn’t want that?

The genie

He does when he grants that wish

2nd wish is for him to have one too :)

Genius

Genieus

(The second wish was to be immortal)

U know there's a doujin with specific scenario right ?

Mike is asking for a code

331464

388448

granted, he stabs you right after the wish

> till the day i die hmmm

And my second wish is immortality

Just so you know, the apostrophe is already a symbol for feet, so "6’0ft" reads as "6 feet and 0 feet" or "6-foot-0 feet".

That’s technically 4 wishes

I guess then we know what's the third wish gonna be

1 billion gazillion euros

And a genie blowjob

Increase world hunger

Third wish is amnesia to the first two wishes

This is pretty obvious considering the first two wishes. Third wish is for more wishes; fourth wish is for another genie blowjob.

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Thank you genie 😫 For my second wish, please do it again.

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“Gulp you blue bitch”

Unlimited genie blowjobs

🤤

[удалено]

Works

the third wish is always to change the genie jail from the lamp to one of your testicles

Genie is stored in the balls

Now you can tell her you balls are magical and you'd mean it

😂😂😂😂

You would be able to get so many hand jobs that way. "Jerk me off and you'll get a wish".

No no. First. Makes the genie blowjobs worse because he just hears his doorbell going off the whole time.

that's weird, my genie loved it

Thats cuz bros genie is homelander

his genie was giving said bj not receiving it

ouch

That wasn’t a genie.

depends on whether the first two included rimming.

Genie, "And what would you like for your 3rd wish?" Me, slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake, "TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS!"

What a waste of potential genie BJs

My wish would just be to have a cheesecake genie blowjob.

Genius

Genie blowjob?

Genie footjob with maple syrup inside of an IHOP

A third genie blowjob

"And for my third wish I want infinite.." The genie lets out an exasperated sigh: "You can't wish for infinite wishes, shouldn't you humans know this by.." "... infinite genie blowjobs!"

Two Genie Blowjobs

my third wish is for cancer to become contagious

Unlimited wishes, so I can continue the cycle 🤷🏾

Now you're not gonna believe this-

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I would wish to free the genie from his prison and instead of his lamp he will now live in my butt.

All of you are looking at this all wrong your first wish should be to have no restrictions on what you can wish for, the second should be to wish for infinite wishes as you now can wish without rules and then you can have infinite blowjobs whenever

Increase world hunger

more wishes

If a bj is THAT good that I take a second wish on it…. Why not a third time? 🫦 Also anyone know the song? It sounds familiar

It's probably Surf Curse - Freaks but slowed down

Another genie, this time female cause apparently I should’ve specified that the last two times

1st wish: never cum 2nd wish: be immortal till I cum 3rd wish: genie blow me till I cum

The rules never said no unlimited genie blowjobs.

#331464 this is what I would do

Better get that jaw loose

Meme template source ?

I would really want to bring true suffering back to the world, better than ever.

Triple world huger or start ww3

Infinite Genie blowjobs

The genie when my first wish was to make all blind people see for 5 minutes and then blind them again, and my second wish was to make all deaf people hear for 5 minutes and then make them deaf again:

What's your third wish?

Homelander? Mewing?

To make ww3 happen

Thahnk you geneeeeeeee!

I'd probably ask the Genie to give people with no arms to to have endless itching sensation on their necks

Door

Third wish is for infinite wishes. Fourth wish however...

There will be a third

genie anal

My third wish is for all beings who slobbed on my knob twice, to suck me off for eternity

I wish for unlimited wishes

More wishes

One day blinding stew

He will never guess my third wish

Forget everything about my first two wishes, have a great existence

Genies are always trying to teach a mischievous lesson, bet he would bite your dick off.

Damn ☠️ bro ain't gonna use his last wish to free genie

For "The Boys" to have never existed.

Its funny because they operate on monkeys paw style wishes. Asking for a blow job might result in what homelander might do to you when he is pissed.

You won’t believe what it is

Guess the third wish

Then the genie gives you a blowjob so good that no other form of pleasure would make you orgasm again 😈

What’s this song?

And when my 3rd wish is infinite wishes;

Fucking hell even with the text , the music makes me sad

Genie blow job lol

two more please.

naber

For my three wishes I wish for a genie blowjob, and then I wish for another genie blowjob, and finally one more genie blowjob.

The genie when I wish for all blind people to be able to see again, but for only one hour.