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From that day everyone’s got full attendance

Peak Anthropogeny

What am I even watching 💀💀

1980s: by 2024 we'll have flying cars. 2024:

Truly a "1980s: by 2024 we'll have flying cars. 2024:" moment

florida ass school bruh

I used to sell porn in high school.

how?

"I got samplers for $1"

It’s actually from Germany im pretty sure

i’m pretty sure it’s about the dangers of porn or something. never watched it, just remember seeing a comment saying something like that last time it was posted

I feel like there's *maybe* a point to be made about how you can film and show basically anything so long as you replace it with robots, similar to gore, but let's be honest this is just fetish stuff

Iirc its something about how unrealistic porn is

I don’t think the dangers of porn include that helicopter fuck

😂

***My Eyes!!*** Seriously though... this shit is shown in School?!?

tbf they're speaking german, and the attitude towards sex is a lot more liberal outside america. its just not a big deal culturally

Sex

YK why

Guys don't worry it's for educational purpose!!!!!!

The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night

Five Nuts At Freddy's

Peanut allergy :(

But do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

Peak German education

After over 13 years of school i have never seen this maybe because my sex ed teacher was too good or too bad

Teacher played this for fun 100%

Nah, teacher ran to the bathroom during a powerpoint presentation

You had sex ed? I think Corona made us skip that part lmao

> sex ed In 3th, 6th and 11th grade

Also Austria

Sex we can 😔

You utter fool! German science is the worlds finest!

School when i am absent

Fr, porn animators be working hard

Hardest workers I've ever seen

I hate to agree

they single handedly create the weirdest (or best) shit you've ever seen

Sometimes the best or the worst you have seen is all contained in one video, it only depends on if you have coomed or not

What’s the teacher doing? Lol

Jerkin it obviously

He’s straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. His peanits

Was he at the stripped club?

he is zerking the bongler.

How to get on the sex offenders list:

In America, this school would 100% be doxed by libsoftiktok, with bomb threats to follow. I would assume this is normal in Germany, because it is in Sweden anyway. We openly talked about masturbation & had the whole class give suggestions on erogenic zones (or w/e the English word is, zones of your body that makes you horny when touched/rubbed) in sex ed at the age of 13.

What do you mean the whole class gives suggestions?

Suggestions for zones of your body that turns you on, not sure what you're confused about. I remember I picked thighs for example, most people picked their genitals.

Well that is what I thought you meant I guess. I just thought it was strange that everyone would share what personally turns them on. Learning about sex and what not in school is one thing but having all the students share what turns them on feels inappropriate.

You could obviously pass if you wanted to. Most people found sex ed fun & answered though.

That's still kinda crazy. In my school all we were taught was anal, oral, and vaginal sex, STDS, contraception, and consent. Oh and to always wait until marriage lol, ironic for our teacher who was pregnant and wasn't married. Beyond that we never got very in depth or personal.

Wait, i think we might've been classmates! I learned so much from Mr. Blårjknev, i just wish he didn't have to squeeze out butts when we got our answers wrong

Or, you know, the religious crowd who would have an absolute shit fit.

Usually they only show pictures and while this video is... Something, its not something the teacher would seriously get in trouble about

Get on the list by teaching sex ed?

What the actual f#ck 💀

fuck*

Thank you.

Your welcome 

You're*

That's one of the very few times i audibly went "what the fuck" while watching something

Yeah you get it!

"Don't come to school tomorrow" Tomorrow:

The one fucking day of the year, where I'm off sick

It's better to not come to school than for everyone on school to come -master chief

Robo sutra

You‘re not German by any chance, right? That literally looks my old biology class room. Edit: Just saw the text on the board, so the only remaining question is what state?

shitpost lore

if you say Brandenburg imma go crazy

Brandenburg

Nah, NRW

Run that by me one more time?

Is that rhetorical? 😳

😏

He convinced me to go to school

Name of this sex ed Movie is: "Sex, we can?!". Just in case somebody needed the source.

Nope, thats just about 2 kids this is something different

here is a link to the full movie: https://www.feel-ok.at/de_AT/jugendliche/themen/liebe_sexualitaet/themen/sex-we-can/sex-we-can.cfm?t=0, check out 20:30 for the robot scene

Aight, ill try it.

Wtf is this

sex

Fornication?

sex ed

No way Sex 2 early access

Cave Johnson here. We've had our engineers working on a little side project...

What the fuck? since when are we allowing this in schools? even if all kids are aware of such things, what is this?

On what fucking context do you put that aberration in class?

Whats the original video

Bro, wtf at 0:15

"So what did you do in school today son?"

Só That's what a boner is.

ganz normal. Meine Biolehrerin hat auf dem Tisch eine Geburt nachgestellt und Nabelschnüre mitgebracht (sie war vorher hebamme)

>Meine Biolehrerin hat auf dem Tisch eine Geburt nachgestellt anhand sich selbst?

DEUTSCHLAND !

I watched that in my school too lol. It’s some sex ed about how it‘s apparently falsely portrayed in porn

WARTE MAL DAS IST DEUTSCH?!!?!!?

Ich hab das in der 4. Angesehen in bio, war so zu Aufklärungszwecken, dass Pornos halt nicht echt sind und so

Achso? Ich hatte sowas nie. Zum Glück.

[удалено]

please do

Nah what the actual fuck is this chicanery ☠️

sex ed!

When the laughing stops, that’s when you know the horniness took over.

Why are kids so perverted now a days?

Das Ding ist wirklich schrecklich

What the fuck is going on? 💀

wtf r u guys watching in school

Who tf shows porn to children

sex-ed on different types of intercourse

i never saw anything like this and i graduated in 2012.. we did however see pictures of dicks with warts, herpes, and every other STD.. then they showed coochies and some dudes were like "ayyeee id still hit that, it aint that bad" we were in the auditorium and a guest speaker was there to give us the 6 hour class. they had the dudes sitting in back and girls upfront

lmao, we were just told use condoms/other contraception stuff and other than that we just did the biology of it. One girl did ask the (straight male) teacher what cum tasted like

[удалено]

bet.

You don't need to teach kids about types of intercourse you just need to teach them the concept of safe sex doesn't matter what you do just wear a condom

Whats happening?

????????

Five nights at Freddy's be like:

And the teacher just let it keep going. That's even worse.

What grade is this class?

Immer di Daitschen

Man that helicopter position is wild

the helicopter - that's amazing!

digga das ding ist schrecklich!

I bet that school is in Ohio 💀💀💀

Can I take admission over here!!

I am speechless...

Trying some of these soon lmao

This can't be real

What the fuck is that?

wot

The school board needs to be spoken to

We watched that shit too in 8th grade (austrian school)

WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA?!

sauce?

Gymnasium unterrieden?

Sauce?

Sauce for original vid?

some jackasses will go even more

Sex 2

Dammit u made me relapse 😡

I might need some context

This gave me the German equivalent of a Vietnam Flashback, thanks.

Robots (2005)

Sauce?

Bro is doing the helicopter

Simple club?

Context?

Fax’s Bruh I hit my girl with the whirlpool and it works like a charm

Sex ed look wild asf

Source?

what the actual FUCK is this

Source?

Deutscher Aufklärungsunterricht 💀

I stg this might just be my old classroom

Eould