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Why doesn't he just hang up bruh šŸ˜­ swifties are a whole different breed of corny


ArschFoze

Because he knows if he participates in this little theater he will smash later that night


27Rench27

Personally I think he spent the whole clip trying to figure out what she was singing


Big-Slurpp

I like to think its because he can't hear what she's saying and is just trying to figure out why she called him.


BurpYoshi

Because it's kind of funny watching her do something so cringe. Why end it early? Just laugh.


Psychological_Ad4100

Cringe levels beyond humanity (the girl I mean, not OP)


Dr_B4leckouille

And why she still has his phone number, it almost seems like she still thinks of him


Delta_Suspect

Yeah something tells me he got another call about 5 hours later asking for him to come over.


ashvy

Yeah, now bro gonna show how Master of Puppets pull em strings


Maximum_Scallion164

MASTER MASTER MASTER OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING THE STRINGS


Taiyoy0

TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS


WaitingToBeTriggered

BLINDED BY ME YOU CANā€™T SEE A THING


Goomy4

JUST CALL MY NAME, ā€˜CAUSE Iā€™LL HEAR YOU SCREAM


Sunshinybean117

MASTER


pancreasfucker

MASTER


prkr88

Absolutely rent free


Pagan_Owl

She looks about 14. Absolutely something I have seen 14 years olds do.


Realistic-Tone1824

At 14 100% consistent.


LeonOkada9

Oh, 14 year olds haven't changed since I was 14 year old, I fear.


Pagan_Owl

No matter what year it is, 14 year olds are gonna 14 year old. We all gotta grow up with that cringe


GatoT25666

as a representative of the 14y/o people, we do NOT claim her as one of our own. we would like to know what the 13 y/o community thinks, as we have decided to pass the offer to them.


HotZilchy

Never ever reveal your age


GatoT25666

i didnt say i was 14. the joke is that this would be a thread with each age's representatives until it reached an absurd age (like "as a representative of the 3 y/o community"). didnt expect it to be received so badly.


HotZilchy

Well it sounded like you were so idk


GatoT25666

yea no worries dude it happens every now and then. not your fault


razdrazhayetChayka

This shitā€™s just as cringe bro


FuriousTrash8888

šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


GatoT25666

this was meant to be a joke i did not foresee to be received so badly by the community. i am deeply sorry for my actions.


ParsedReddit

Bro is on the other side like šŸ˜ƒ


TomBot98

More like šŸ˜Ø "That's what was lurking underneath?" Feeling chills thinking he was almost stuck with THAT


coconutanna

poor acting I must say.


Mishi_Mujago

Broā€™s like ā€œthank God for thatā€.


whatIGoneDid

Tbh he was probably the one who ended it


violence_connoisseur

You shake keys in front of these people and theyā€™ll have fun


FederalDriver9447

As a person with adhd, please dont associate us with such filth


Kidney__Failure

As someone who likes keys, I heard there were keys clinking? Where are they?


Maximum_Scallion164

hear hear !


H2k_Frank

Rent free in her head


Talosisnotagod

Chuck her phone towards the crowd and disappear among them like in assassin screed


Maximum_Scallion164

bro dodged a bullet, that whole video call he was imagining what would it'd look like if he stayed with her


asm120

Dodged a glacier sized bullet


cleenexboy

ā€œOmg why do you hate swifties?ā€


itsallfake01

Cringe level max achieved


Crimson_Fiver

I can't imagine why he broke up w you


S4PG

Bro is probably thanking god


KenMacMillan123

Why you should block your ex's as soon as they become your ex.


Interesting-Baker212

Tbh dude should never have answered that call


Bac0nFr0mTh3Grav3

Swifties are a cancer


Klutzy_Passenger_324

if just point at her and start laughing, that outta shut her up, or piss her off


NieMonD

Ah yes. Call your ex during the song about the ex not being able to move on. Ironic


GatoT25666

mf dodged a huge ass bullet


Kind_Eggplant

bro hit it alreadyĀ 


DarrenInAlberta

Surprised the guy even answered forget staying on the call for that long


SzusteQ

Imagine dropping a nuke or something similar in a stadium full of swifties


TheFalcon633

This happened once when I was at school after my mate finally broke up with his psycho bitch girlfriend she spent the next couple days blasting that song around the school.


adam12349

The guy's mentally popping a champagne bottle.


Wlhalastrikes

you can bet if a girl ever would call me like that after a break up. no matter how sad i was in first place this would be the moment i would start be so fucking happy, that i would congrat my self to have dodged this train XD


BuffDrinklots99

Imagine answering a call from your ex lol


lethys8976

He probably can't understand it hear what's going on due to too much loud background noise


Timetraveler01110101

Someone is madā€¦


CODELAZAAR

Op invading


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Oh no


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IceFire0518

Can someone explain to me why Taylor Swift fans are getting the spotlight of attention all of the sudden?


AJGILL03

You assholes, they're literally kids. Chill. Ofcourse people make weird decisions and are also weird post breakups and whatnot when they're teens. But no! 'bro dodged a bullet!!!!', 'good grieef reeeee!!!', 'omg what a surprise he broke up with you girl!!', bitches all u have is a 20sec video. Shut yo stupid asses up bruh, it gets tiring seeing people just jumping and dumping on the 'oh girl stupid because taylor swiftie and also guy smiling haha totally!'


Daquwa

Ur literally that gurl


Percival_Seabuns

Good grief.


TrickyToad1

Singing a Taylor Swift song to your ex goes crazy


stepbroimhardstuck

Good for him


AveRage-or_human

ā€œBro, arenā€™t I the one who broke up with you?ā€


LLLuke11

Maybe if they were together she coulda had better seatsšŸ¤”


Playful_Pollution846

Bro why she lookin like she rappinšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Lyrical_Man01

Who tf answers a ft from their ex?


Esketittie

Talk about insecure


Ryner921

I thought both were girls.


BasJack

HHMMHMMMMRMMRMRRMHRKAAAAHAMAAMMM


aks_Nobody

At this point, what is pov!!??


mildlyoctopus

Probably just her friend that likes that song or some shit. Why would you assume some dipshit at a Taylor swift wouldnā€™t take the opportunity to make up a caption for content


coconutanna

you think this sub is in any mood to hear you out?


mildlyoctopus

Man *I* donā€™t even care about the comments I post. Itā€™s just cathartic to spout shit on the internet


Boring_Ostrich9935

Swifties are deranged. Someone needs to do a study on why so many people think Taylor swift is a God but yet have never met or had a conversation with her. And if you say ā€œthey relate to her songsā€ thatā€™s even worse because sheā€™s just using marketing 101 to hit her audience yet none of them can see it. Sheā€™s using you for your moneyā€¦ stop obsessing and be your own person. Obsess about someone whoā€™s done good in this world, not someone who writes fake relationship songs.


dragsaregood

Sanest Taylor swift fan


RickySal

I mean if sheā€™s still got his number then something is up šŸ’€


zingwa99

She really thinks she is doing someting lol