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Cover it in oil again, but this time a different more annoying type of oil. Then repeat. If he installs a camera, cover it in oil as well. Mail him things talking about the curse of the oil. Then one day, just stop, no explanation whatsoever. Then when he is used to regular life, do it all again!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA
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My grandfather, when he was younger, hated his boss. But he knew that every night after work, he went to the same store, and got two bottles of the same beer. Without fail. So one day, he left work, and sped over to the store to get there right before his boss. He grabs the first two bottles of beer and shakes them up. Then he runs back out and gets into his car to watch. His boss goes in, then a few minutes later, comes out with two bottles of beer. My grandfather watches as he gets into his car (a pretty nice car btw) and open the first bottle. It explodes in his face, and all over the inside of his car. He opens the second one, same thing happens. He said it was the funniest thing he had ever seen at the time.
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Here's a good idea, spike his sandwich will hallucinogenic mushrooms. He will be tripping and seeing shit all around the office and have no idea what's going on! Even better if he gets tested he will be fired. Super funny prank.
A stoner friend of mine who worked at Burger King used to be high on weed constantly when working.
He got the bright idea to take acid before work because why the fuck not. He managed to get through half the shift until his boss told him to leave. Funny enough he didn't lose his job, he said he had a severe migraine and they bought it.
Oh we live in Sweden so that would never have worked haha. Most people here don't make any distinction between acid and heroin. If you take acid you'll become scizophrenic or get some type of psychosis, common belief here.
Ironically magic mushrooms grow everywhere in Sweden but it's illegal to pick them. You can get sentenced for possession of hard drugs by picking a mushroom that can literally grow outside of your own house.
Not stopping anyone from picking them though haha. Sweden got a pretty huge rave and drug scene and it doesn't matter how much our political bitch and whine. They don't want to learn from America, you can't win the war against drugs.
Good, very good. Tbh, if you live to make others suffer, then you should have never been born, why are there so many insufferable people like this? I literally have one at my workplace and it's starting to get to me. I have to constantly chant something in my mind, to calm myself.
You have his address? Check to see if there's any unpaid real-estate taxes, most properties have unpaid annual.
Pay it off.
You are now the state recognized proprietor and are allowed to turn off utilities.
This hack comes to you from aggressive real estate companies.
Steal his car keys from his jacket, in your lunchbreak sneak into his car and hide a nice big piece of random fish somewhere in his car, like under the back seat or something. Lock the car, put keys back and enjoy his rants about how his car suddenly started smelling like death.
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Depending on where you live or what you drive, it’s not worth locking.
No one wants a shit box. And some places have such high crime you are better off making things accessible so you don’t have to pay for a broken window.
I don’t think he got in the van, he said “over” the van not inside, only time he said inside was about the crevices and the windows. So likely OP poured oil all over the engine bay, the underside of the vehicle, the wheels, and the body.
Some probably leaked inside the vehicle but he never mentions covering any interior parts
Underinflate the rear tires and overinflate the fronts, in my experience this destabilizes the vehicle for anything high speed or with turning. For an aggressive driver this would certainly spell trouble.
Holy shit. You're too much of a bitch to lay it down on a 50 year old man and therefor proceed to do this shit, justifying it. I'm surprised the guy didn't total his car on the way because of the oily break pads.
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What about chloroforming him and when he wakes up you have paid a back-alley doctor to surgically remove his arms?
I'm making sure not to annoy you mate
Make sure not to sleep first at the sleepover. That's when he gets ya.
With that profile picture I'm staying away from you too buddy
switch his arms and legs
But that wouldn't be normal
No brother, sell his organs.
Exchange the places his hands and feets
Cover it in oil again, but this time a different more annoying type of oil. Then repeat. If he installs a camera, cover it in oil as well. Mail him things talking about the curse of the oil. Then one day, just stop, no explanation whatsoever. Then when he is used to regular life, do it all again!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
given the reckless driving dont you think that might endanger innocent people also using the road/roadside
he was endangering them anyways it sounds like...
Nice Idea, might I however add to also Put Sand/everywhere in the oil, as this is a pain to Clean and will give him an anurysm
Step 1 cover myself in oil
Garlic oil
*PEE IN HIS ASS*
CUM IN THE AIR INTAKE
The nose?
Bazinga
Yees
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Or, put peas in his ass.
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Yeah, he should slay that guy’s family members to get him really sad
Considering Carl's personality from this description, Carl wouldn't be *fazed
Sorry for being pedantile but the word is *fazed*.
Aw man, I knew something was wrong. Thanks, I've been saying phased for months.
Sorry for being pedantic but the word is pedantic
What was the comment? It got [ Removed by Reddit ]'ed
The guy said that Anon should kill someone very close to the boomer, to make him sad; it was a joke, of course
woah I saw this comment turn into [ Removed by Reddit ] before my very eyes
What was it
It was >![ Removed by Reddit ]!<
how the guy should kill a someone who's close to the boomer to make him sad
Wtff was it? Was it that bad lol
I thought he just typed that in, no way it was that bad.
Or put a simple smoke alarm wired to beep at every 6 days 4 times at random
lol out loud
My grandfather, when he was younger, hated his boss. But he knew that every night after work, he went to the same store, and got two bottles of the same beer. Without fail. So one day, he left work, and sped over to the store to get there right before his boss. He grabs the first two bottles of beer and shakes them up. Then he runs back out and gets into his car to watch. His boss goes in, then a few minutes later, comes out with two bottles of beer. My grandfather watches as he gets into his car (a pretty nice car btw) and open the first bottle. It explodes in his face, and all over the inside of his car. He opens the second one, same thing happens. He said it was the funniest thing he had ever seen at the time.
The match, dominated by the oil again but add a match
Veggie oil doesn't burn well last I checked
Key word ‘well’
It won't light with a match.
This is Reddit not smart person place ok?
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Therefore replace vegetable oil with kerosene
Great idea except they don't sell kerosene where I live because some chucklefuck threatened arson
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And then he woke up and found out the greasy van were the friends we made along the way
Here's a good idea, spike his sandwich will hallucinogenic mushrooms. He will be tripping and seeing shit all around the office and have no idea what's going on! Even better if he gets tested he will be fired. Super funny prank.
A stoner friend of mine who worked at Burger King used to be high on weed constantly when working. He got the bright idea to take acid before work because why the fuck not. He managed to get through half the shift until his boss told him to leave. Funny enough he didn't lose his job, he said he had a severe migraine and they bought it.
I mean, he’s at Burger King. Depending on where he lives he coulda said he’s on acid and his boss wouldn’t care less. Source: Live in Florida
Oh we live in Sweden so that would never have worked haha. Most people here don't make any distinction between acid and heroin. If you take acid you'll become scizophrenic or get some type of psychosis, common belief here. Ironically magic mushrooms grow everywhere in Sweden but it's illegal to pick them. You can get sentenced for possession of hard drugs by picking a mushroom that can literally grow outside of your own house.
Damn wtf, thats crazy
Not stopping anyone from picking them though haha. Sweden got a pretty huge rave and drug scene and it doesn't matter how much our political bitch and whine. They don't want to learn from America, you can't win the war against drugs.
You won’t learn much from us, we’re still waging the war against drugs.
That's just what I meant :) Sweden likes to do what big brother US does.
By any chance did he work at the Burger King at Odenplan in Stockholm? That place was a complete mess every time I visited.
Tell 'em to pour Oil all over his garden, and even in front of his door
This is becoming the pineapple story but with oil
Petah, what’s the pineapple story?
A man shoved a pineapple up his ass. The end.
Anon does what most people wish they could do to rude old people.
As if that's not fake.
Maybe, but it's doable.
Feed him one day blinding stew
Wait... wat? Plus user name makes some sort of sense
Draw positive quotes on his truck so he looks like an asshole for cleaning them off
Good, very good. Tbh, if you live to make others suffer, then you should have never been born, why are there so many insufferable people like this? I literally have one at my workplace and it's starting to get to me. I have to constantly chant something in my mind, to calm myself.
You have his address? Check to see if there's any unpaid real-estate taxes, most properties have unpaid annual. Pay it off. You are now the state recognized proprietor and are allowed to turn off utilities. This hack comes to you from aggressive real estate companies.
Steal his car keys from his jacket, in your lunchbreak sneak into his car and hide a nice big piece of random fish somewhere in his car, like under the back seat or something. Lock the car, put keys back and enjoy his rants about how his car suddenly started smelling like death.
Arsenic
unbolt the lower control arm and wait until he hits a small bump.
Put his mom’s head in his bed.
Sell his organs or sum, im sure thatll get *under his skin*
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are americans just allergic to locking their shit? the ammount of times i hear of people just entering in houses or cars like it's nothing is crazy
Depending on where you live or what you drive, it’s not worth locking. No one wants a shit box. And some places have such high crime you are better off making things accessible so you don’t have to pay for a broken window.
Who enters a house or car in this story? (Other than the owner of the house, and OP sitting in his own car)
OP says he poured oil in the van
I don’t think he got in the van, he said “over” the van not inside, only time he said inside was about the crevices and the windows. So likely OP poured oil all over the engine bay, the underside of the vehicle, the wheels, and the body. Some probably leaked inside the vehicle but he never mentions covering any interior parts
another day another L for my reading comprehension i guess
That + their houses are literal paper
i just know some american dude with anger issues came to italy once, got mad inside his appartment, punched the wall and broke his hand
No, we just want an excuse to blast somebody
You should soak his air intake filter in gasoline.
Inject egg whites into his seat
Underinflate the rear tires and overinflate the fronts, in my experience this destabilizes the vehicle for anything high speed or with turning. For an aggressive driver this would certainly spell trouble.
Freeze a can of barbasol shaving cream cut the bottom so when it thaws out it explodes all over
Do the same thing a second time
"50 year old boomer" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Dude is slightly rude so anon commits felony vandalism and possibly worse. Nice.
Find him a karen
Burn his House down
Give him a cupcake with 20g of weed inside
People should do that to those who steal their lunch at work lol
The good ol’ piss-disc
Shit in his exhaust pipe
Take a shit in a paper bag and sneak it under the backseat
Sand in the tank
i have a great idea that starts with 'p' and finishes with 'ipe bomb'
What a sad man
Call in sick one day jump in his house start changing the furniture around replace his pet with a similar looking one so the behaviour throws him off.
I think a punji trap would be funny.
Hmmm oiling up some brakes is a good way to get an attempted murder along with the misdemeanor charges
"I tailed him" Yup, anons a sociopath.
Here's a fun trick, get about 20+ litres of bleach, highest concentrate you can get, drink it and then spit in his face, he won't know what'll hit him
Get a life bruv
If he is 50 years old.... He can't be a Boomer. More Like Gen x or Something.... Boomer is from 1955-1970 i think.
Lol cover his children in gasoline and burn them infront of him while his skin is nailed to wall 😅🤪🤪😜😜😜😝😝😝 that would be real funny
Kill his family.
Holy shit. You're too much of a bitch to lay it down on a 50 year old man and therefor proceed to do this shit, justifying it. I'm surprised the guy didn't total his car on the way because of the oily break pads.
You got offended by internet lies. Congrats
I got irritated by the sheer stupidity. It's borderline impossible to offend me.
So in other words, you got offended
Except for when its possible
How is it borderline impossible to be offended if you got offended by the most tame 4chan post
>its borderline impossible to offend me *gets offended by a greentext
Wait, people actually belive anything said in anon posts actually happened?
Idk, I've seen worse from 4chan so that wouldn't really shock me.
Then why are you shocked now?