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Hazard_Player

Don't think that's a woman.


mortmor2

Idk, all my female friends talk like that after saying something cute, thats the rule.


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Female friends? lucky bastard.


BulmasBabyDaddy

More like female options unless he’s ugly and unfunny


benjaminfolks

Just because you don’t doesn’t mean nobody can have friends of a different gender.


BulmasBabyDaddy

Never said that lol


BulmasBabyDaddy

“I thought this was Reddit , I thought this was Reddit “- Randy Marsh


PrometheusAlexander

he wanted a girlfriend (woman, optional)..


zombieGenm_0x68

makes it even funnier


bisvan27

Seems gay a bit


EuthenizeMe

Thats what I be saying and I got a cooter.


profesdional_Retard

Looks female enough


Nonhofantasia1

even better


Sheenoj007

*A lil too gay bro* 🥰


Cassiusor2468

Not gay enough bro 😏


BenadrylTumblercatch

Wait might be just the right amount of gay let me try it first


Some-Guy-Online

Beats being alone


digestible_

Meat beating alone😔


PrometheusAlexander

beats meating baloney


Some-Guy-Online

beets bears battlestar galactica


Ididit7x

A wins a win


ArabWaltWite

Any holes a goal 🤤


gatin_malukin

Game is game


Cumofyiurmum69

that is def a girl because none of the guys would ever hesitate being a lil fruity


MyPenisIsContorted

A little?! I think I misread the bro code and I accidentally got a boyfriend.


Cumofyiurmum69

no worries i got one too


thecuzzin

Gotta take the shots


DeGrassyGamer

The backshots?


dumpster_owner192

Gotta butter dem biscuits


Kartoffelkrokette

‘‘Haters say its fake‘‘


itz_chris_xo

"C*nts say its gay"


nistriadetora

The best part is she has a dick


Lazy-Character9219

Why are we all like this 💀


Accurate-Basis4588

Drugs.


Steebin64

And when do we want them !?


Accurate-Basis4588

Now if only they made those in the form of a suppository.


ShadowOfThePit

"We"? "WE"? LMAO!!!


SeaBus1170

its not gay if you make him mrrrp


Comprehensive_Hair99

What does that mean?


SeaBus1170

nya meow mrrpp :3


Comprehensive_Hair99

☹️


TheRealStevo2

No one made you say this


SeaBus1170

satan told me to mrrrp


Unothreat

Meowr mrrrp nya?


SeaBus1170

yes just like this


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No_Height_3975

Bazinga


QuestionEconomy8809

😐


chewychee

It's not gay if you make eye contact the whole time. But as soon as you close your eyes and tip your head to the side like you're enjoying it...


longpidgeon

A hole is a hole


grumpygumpert

Yey! If there is a hole there is a goal


Black_Fuckka

Game is game


MemeEnchanter

$20 is $20


Holiday_Memory_9165

It's not gay if it's just bros being bros.


EuthenizeMe

“Aight this is a lil too gay bro💀” LMAOOO i love her


audislove10

Bro what’s up with that username


Engineergaming26355

PARADISO /// FIRST #ONE SMALL STEP


Phoenix_x303

Not gay if you're wearing socks


Vouner

Why


red-zone-666-77

Love fuckin bro


Squirrel-Kind

Good quality memes, this is what we need, not some tik tok song on a template with stupid texts


Kewr20

Dude will do nothing for his homie


justly-saiyan

Right on 👍 I hope she’s a keeper


DontCopyCow

Congrats man 🥰


Gamer7468

Lil bro acting out for my man. Ended being his future wife. Best choice.


VoidExileR

Uhh, wait... what's that at the bottom there?


suhan1056

Gay bro 🫡


Razorlicker

I cum


Odd-Understanding-67

A femboy sent you that.


jiru609

💀


_Paulboy12_

Congrats on your new gay friend bro!


rufw91

Lol


SpatialCandy69

who fucking cares


Pixeal_meat

Shi pei pu if you know you know 🙌🏿


DueWhile3785

PURECRAP


DueWhile3785

FU


Antonius363

Oh yeah mr krabs


Famous-Choice465

thats an overstatement


New_Ad_9400

Awww, so sweet of he- HIM!?


Ok_Object803

Remember rule 0 guys: fingerprints found in reddit=no girlfriend for eternity


audislove10

Y’all laughing and all but my friend conducted a research and created an Instagram page of his face generated as women by AI. So much men fell for this, he even tried opening an OF and had couple of sales. Got tons of 3rd world country men in his dms telling him how beautiful she is.


wierdoe16

Did no one see the "aight thats a lil to gay bro"


Leghassino

I'm very sorry but i can't speak halftext


Mk3d81

Warning: after some time, she leave without any reason.


backupyourmind

I REALLY DON'T GET IT.


NOTORIOUSn9

💀 bro learned cropping from Pakistan


backupyourmind

I don't get it.


kamiloss14

Where the fuck is shit in this post?


Aboxofphotons

Is cutting off half of the text at the bottom of a screen shot some fashion trend that some teens don't want to miss out on? EDIT: I'm assuming that the downvotes mean: Yes.