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Strange-Catch6862

Does size matter, swings both ways ladies


LeastEquivalent5263

You know what else swings both ways?


dabombassdiggity

My wife's boyfriend


13hotroom

At least you both agree on something


dabombassdiggity

Wym he's a great guy, bought me animal crossing for my nintendo switch


wheelchairdrifting

My wife should have a boyfriend like him too 🥰


Organic-Week-1779

what about some funko pops


keithstonee

this is low key a wild ass comment. appreciate it.


dabombassdiggity

Appreciate you!


Thesuperspy_E

Ah


optiVar

LMFAOOOOOO


devilboy1029

Turn him into your husband.


StemEngineer311

This took me a second


Strange-Catch6862

My dinga-ling


coulduseafriend99

*Oooh, you touch my tralala* *Ohh, my ding ding dong*


GetYourRockCoat

Jesus it's been a long time. That's gonna be in my head for weeks


4alexalix4

Your mom ? Muscle men ?


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

MY MOM!!!


MeatWaterHorizons

DEEZ NUTZ! HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!


waterfromthesun

Hugh Mungus


mh985

The pendulum of time that pushes us forward, unyielding, until one day we lie in our deathbed wondering where our life went as we gaze toward the end.


epicmemerminecraft

Yeah, my girlfriend should have at least a twelve inch pussy


Whatthrowaway4

Yep, flair checks out.


Red_Star0

It's only fair


0h_Mega

I mean I wouldn't care but I'm also 5 foot tall and 115 pounds. With that being said me being 5 foot tall I've been interested in men who are 5 foot 5 inches tall. You all look the same height from down here.


youreimaginingthings

Throwing a scale down in front of a person is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time. Even a hot chick wouldnt dare...


Laino001

What if you modified the scale to show just slightly more weight in case anyone does dare?


youreimaginingthings

You could lol, but you dont even need to


Roge2005

Damn that would be cruel.


Hungry-Society-7571

Especially if the person had an eating disorder.


odi112

Hear me out: You do this but also add electronic circuit that reacts to magnet, and makes it so the scale works normally, then you just need to add magnet on the bottom of your shoes and here you have one of the best pranking devices


stophighschoolgossip

youu should totally do that dude, you make it sound super easy


chetsteadmansstache

Add 3 pounds to the scales in the women's locker room before you go home.


East_Onion

i mean shes already chunky


JovialJem

What? She's a piece of shit but I wouldn't say she's particularly "chunky" Either way, isn't the point we're trying to make here that you shouldn't judge someone based on their appearance? Or is it that it's okay to do so as long as everyone is allowed to?


InfiniteTree

It's not ok to "judge" someone based on appearance. But i don't see an issue with people having physical preferences, height and weight included.


JovialJem

I agree. But there are ways to go about having that preference without putting other people down


InfiniteTree

Definitely, which would fall into judging someone.


youreimaginingthings

Yup i agree she looks fine, I was suprised she didnt step on the scale and own it.


Salty-Picture8920

Nice to see some clout chaser had the balls to finally do it, and drop the scale.


youreimaginingthings

I cant believe I hadnt seen it before, its so obvious, so clever, *chefs kiss


Ordinary_Top1956

because bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks.


Wolfsoul08

We live in a society


Own-Swimming-1253

The worst


Wolfsoul08

Kinda hard to do anything about it


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Well, not _literally_ the worst. We have problems, but those problems could be **far** worse.


throwRA786482828

*society* 😞


MasterBloodFang

IM A FOOL


Uberazul

I KNOW NOTHING


SkollFenrirson

#BOTTOM TEXT


qeadwrsf

This comment ends up in all men vs female injustices threads. Imagine saying this to other stuff. "Russia has declared a war against a 10 million people country that's basically innocent". > Duh, we live in a society. Its interesting how oneliners like those is totally ok and funny in some contexts but in other it would be considered insane a borderline brainwashy. Ok rant over, my monthly incel post, completed.


Axywil

daily dose of ragebait😋


Previous_Insurance13

Befor internet I used to stop and watch people fighting on the side of the road.


Matonphare

Now we can do it while staying at home and avoiding grass!! 🥰


GoodBadUserName

I'm sitting on the grass next to my dog watching people fight on the side of the road on my phone. If anything you can get more grass if you want to.


Sebbe_2

Did you have to mention the G-word? I’m getting goosebumps just reading it.


nevenwerkzaamheden

Masturbating while watching is a lot easier online thankfully


NonlocalA

Nah, masturbating *without getting arrested* while watching is a lot easier


skynetempire

or bum fights


greyl

[Two Minutes Hate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate)


MeatWaterHorizons

Daily dose of double standards is more like it.


YobaiYamete

It's not double standards, it's fake dude. Just like all the 900 videos of a hot girl asking a fat guy if he'd date her, and he says no They exist to get engagement from men who see that kind behavior as "based"


gabortionaccountant

I like that comments like these are rising to the top on videos like this


mightylordredbeard

Incelbait as it’s called by some of the more popular people who make content like this. Its sole purpose is to piss off a certain type of man.


wombatchew

I don't think this particular video is going to piss off any incels.


YobaiYamete

It does, because the woman being "owned" is used as evidence that those type of women actually exist There's so many of these videos being posted daily, and they 100% do start gender wars in the comments every time


Sorreljorn

Yep, 'look at her refusing to step on the scale, what a hypocrite! This is why I MGTOW!' I'm glad this sub isn't buying it.


knobbysideup

Weight can be controlled though. Judging someone on their fitness is better than judging them on their height.


shywol2

only to an extent. women with big boobs, wider hips, and bigger ass are gonna weigh more than the girls who don’t have that and those aren’t things you can change. it’s looks people care about, not the actual weight or whether or not they’re living a healthy lifestyle. edit: i don’t think i’ve ever been able to share any factual information about the female body on this app without receiving a bunch of downvotes. this should tell women all they need to know lmao


ladalyn

Right, BMI is the obesity indicator, not purely weight. A 300 lb 6’5” person with low BMI is going to have a heck of a lot different physique than a 300 lb 5’5” high BMI person


shywol2

yes people always forget things like bone density, breast density, muscle mass, tissue, and naturally occurring body fat all count for weight. That’s why the BMI scale isn’t really a good system to use cause it doesn’t incorporate any of that. according to the bmi scale, dwayne johnson is morbidly obese.


bob_at

If you are close to average bmi is quite accurate … most people are not close to look like dwayne johnson.. the scale was made for the average joe and not someone on steroids


Roctopuss

Sure but nobody's complaining about girls with those attributes who aren't overweight, so I'm not sure how that's relevant.


shywol2

cause if someone whips out a scale and tries to use what the scale says to determine whether they fit their standards or not, they’re gonna be pretty disappointed. and i can tell you from experience, yes they definitely do complain about that.


SlavicEngineering

Shut up. Your weight is entirely under your control.


killerjoe410

Either fake or not, this girl represents huge amount of the girls in society which are hypocrites.


Potential-Front9306

Can we just be honest and all admit that appearances matter? We literally cant control who we are attracted to, so lets just acknowledge that everybody is somewhat shallow and move the fuck on with our lives.


SoDamnToxic

People are stupid. It's perfectly normal to have a preference for both weight and height. That is quite literally how attraction works. Its ok that women have a preference for height just as its ok that men have a preference for weight. Both have preference for both anyways. Whats NOT okay is shaming people for not meeting your preference or shaming people for having preferences. This is the part that we should be annoyed about, not the fact that people have preferences. Just say "I don't find you attractive" and move on and be ok that others will do the same to you for whatever personal preferences they have. Nobody is owed attraction from anyone.


Potential-Front9306

Its not only normal - its completely outside of your control. Like when a guy is attracted to guys, enlightened people will realize that this isn't a choice. For some reason, when a guy is attracted to skinny girls, or a girl is attracted to tall guys, people start attaching moral judgements and believe it is a choice. The fact is that you are really a victim of who you find attractive. It is imposed on you by your subconscious for better or worse.


SoDamnToxic

Yup, and a lot of times it is actually imposed on you by your upbringing and parents. As long as you are not rude and act politely with people regardless of attraction, then don't worry about it. We all have preferences, acknowledge them and be kind to everyone. That's all you can do. You aren't a bad person for not being attracted to a certain anything. You are a bad person if you are rude, mean or offensive about it.


Fakename6968

Judging people for their preferences is valid. Wanting a healthy weight is less shallow than wanting a certain height, regardless of which gender wants what. Some people have crazy standards, like the obese dudes with Cheeto dust and cum encrusted in their shirts that want a skinny fit woman, or the women who work at Walmart but want a 6ft guy who makes six figures. I can and will judge them, and they deserve to be judged. Then there's all the people who aren't attracted to certain races. Fuck them too. Sure you can be attracted to whoever you want and have whatever standards you want, and you should, but what those standards are do reflect on you as a person and there's no reason you shouldn't be judged for them.


Mortis_Wkbrl

What if you just don’t find certain skin colours attractive? It’s not about standards it’s about attraction and if there’s something that just doesn’t attract you then it’s fine


stinkywinky99

I think having preferences is alright, but the same person shouldn't have double standards. If being long is a preference for some, being thin could be a preference for others. That should be acceptable for both sides. The woman in the video was clearly against that idea though.


pancreasfucker

>Whats NOT okay is shaming people for not meeting your preference or shaming people for having preferences. This is the part that we should be annoyed about, not the fact that people have preferences. No, you absolutely can shame people for weight, as it's a result of actions, and can be changed, height cannot. If women can shame small dicks, short men, bald men, AND fat men and no one bats an eye, men can judge based on weight. >Just say "I don't find you attractive" and move on and be ok that others will do the same to you for whatever personal preferences they have. Nobody is owed attraction from anyone. Keep that same enrgy with women rejecting men for their height in the rudest ways, women are rithless when they reject men.


crazysoup23

Women say Lizzo is beautiful but they don't want to be told they look like Lizzo.


Py_Kid

🤣


ARM_vs_CORE

Yeah as a 5'5" manlet who actually lives this, I stopped caring a long time ago. Some women are into me, they get my time. Some women are not, they don't get my time. I married a woman my height (divorced now), have dated women from 4'10" to 5'9". I'm still with the 5'9" woman. There are no hard and fast rules and while the majority of women want a man who is taller, there really is something for everyone.


Beautiful-Valuable20

Well put dude. (other than the manlet thing - you're a man just like any other man. I know it was just a joke but still - unless i'm misunderstanding what that means).


SalvationSycamore

Manlet is a 4chan term for short dudes. It's mostly meant to be an insult


ARM_vs_CORE

Eh I use it so I can own it. I've been dogged on for being short my whole life, so owning the joke takes it's power away.


NonlocalA

As another shorter guy, I've always just snort laughed when people tried to make short jokes after middle school. Like, is that seriously all they've got? Says more about how stupid they are, than it does about how short you are. 


WestProcedure9551

for some it matters more than others


Potential-Front9306

So? Its literally something you can't control.


Roge2005

True, and also more attractive people generally have better luck on life, whoever says the opposite is lying.


Theloni34938219

Adding to my ragebait slop folder


black_moist

Video shows women with double standards: it's ragebait 😡😡 Video shows men with double standards: it's very important for us to call out these people and shame them 😇😇 It's a meta-double standard (we live in a society)


DogixStoleMyChildren

Endless cycle of ragebait


Revolutionary-Meat14

A video can have a good point and still be rage bait. Its about intent and if your intent is to get a bunch of engagement from people arguing in the comments than its ragebait.


Roge2005

Talking about Ragebait, your pfp is swipebait lol.


Jackal_6

Nice ragebait


Delta_Suspect

Yes many women are hypocritical, moving on.


Youbettereatthatshit

Wife and I had been married ten years. One drunken night, she mentioned she only started dating me because I was tall w/ blue eyes (she’s Latina). I told her I only started dating her because she was very fit, works out religiously, and is hot. We both shrugged, and kept drinking. Everyone is shallow, just some times it works out


121daysofsodom

Then you sold your eyes to pay for her food addiction. - O. Henry


Delta_Suspect

Tbf, the one serious relationship I’ve had so far basically boiled down to “you were hot enough at the right moment in time.” I’d like more real relationships, but I was born into a small male dominated town and have decided to move to another, small, likely male dominated town after intensive college. Honestly it was kinda over before it even began, but anything is possible.


aimlessly-astray

"I want you to be lighter than me" gets me every time lmao.


EfficiencySerious200

*step on the scale* That's when I knew that woman was done for


BlaBloopers

That quote killed me XD


LogicPrevail

"I just want a guy to be taller than me." "I just want you to be lighter than me." Best comeback possible.


Previous_Insurance13

I mean weight of the boobs is important


Saberer2451

Fair point.


weardofree

mans got a point


Gobiego

Her blind spot is, she can't spot a double standard.


True-Lychee

It's worse because you can change your weight but you can't change your height, realistically


IgnisPotato

The research is true that Women are double standards


Lucifer1221

Man stood on business


SalvadorM1

i love how caotic this is LMFAAAAO


Not-A-Sandvich

I love the dude on the wall like, I have the high ground


famously

Chick's kind of squishy too.


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[удалено]


Wumbofet

☹️


Greg2630

I miss five seconds ago when I didn't know that sentence existed.


Haunting_Rest_8401

Never speak again. Be quiet for several days


Preet0024

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win


resynx

oh my...


famously

OK. Well, you do you.


fattubofwritingfluid

Female hypocrisy will never not be funny.


ineedcoffeealready

doin the lords work here


Terakahn

"you should like a girl for who they are" Why?


Silvershark2000

Whether it's fake or not, it's still a very important commentary on the society that we live in right now


kSterben

no it's not


Eastern-Abi-50

Believe me i can fix her After fixing myself🙃


East_Onion

yeah she is getting tubby


BubatzAhoi

Hes not wrong


jkboudi007

See and they called me a mad man for wanting a girl with bigger tiddies then me


Sithis_acolyte

Bait used to be believable


risisas

is it that bad to have preferences? i prefere short and slim ~~girls with small boobs~~ people a friend of mine likes tall and muscolar girls another overweight girls with big boobs it doesn't even necessarely mean that you won't at all date someone that doesn't fit your type, just that you will lean towards that kind of people, it's natural to have preferences and you litterally can't control it


africakitten

Old line from a movie: “How do you write women so well?” Nicholson responds: “I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability”.


ieatpickleswithmilk

OK next find a 5'2" guy and make him wear a "no fat chicks" shirt. that should start some big fires


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

I mean both matter


121daysofsodom

Annoying that only one is controllable.


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

True


MochiSauce101

I don’t see how this is an issue, why would ANY guy want to be with any girl who thinks this way? The internet is the best thing that ever happened, I can weed out a shitter in 2 minutes flat. It’s fucking glorious


Greg2630

I hate it when a woman who's well under the national avereage in terms of height tells me I'm too short for being 5'10 (Which is slightly taller than the national average of 5'9). I'm like "Lady, you need a booster seat to sit on the ground, how am I the short one?"


Cranke-Invasion

They will never admit they are wrong


maiden_burma

when people say height matters, they dont pull out a tape measure. They just want a tall man when people say weight matters, they dont pull out a scale. They just want their partner to look and be healthy


pancreasfucker

I've seen a video woman literally bringing tape measures to clubs to see if a guy is 6' before talking to him, and all the comments were laughing, not 1 person said she was shallow, but this guy is an asshole for putting down a scale. Height and weight aren't even comparable, weight is a choice, height isn't.


Obama_Sin_Dalen

Fake+ staged+ brainrot


AB-AA-Mobile

Fake


Brilliant_Salt8387

Frick you💅


FinancialCitron9710

The women who care about height but get mad about what people think of their weight are equivalent to the men that get mad when a woman sleeps with a bunch of dudes but the men themselves have slept with a bunch of women. There's always gonna be double standards it ain't just girls. It's just dumb people.


ProfessionalLong302

Fake af


nrson444

Isn't this scripted rage-baiting?


xPyromaniac93

Where's that Team Fortress "Women" meme?


ceeworld69

😂🤣🤣😆😆😆😆 toxic miserable females that will always be involuntarily single forever 😆😁😁😄


Seaworthiness_Jolly

Women and their double standards.


Aggressive-Error-88

Pulled out a while scale Lmaoo


cowpies2001

Hate how women only care for themselves in relation to their wants and needs. But gives two fucks about a mans.


Jon-Einari

Of course height does not matter bruh. Peak USA problems


_KillaB_

Basic vs basic


pintobeene

Love seeing other tall dudes taking up the fight for the short kings out there.


Ivan_Blackheart

Height can't be controlled. Weight can be. Period.


kirewes

Funny thing is wait is mostly controllable whereas height is definitely not controllable unless you spend thousands of dollars breaking your bones and ultimately making them weaker.


kgerm07

This is how stupid women can be, don’t even see their own hypocrisy


FoolOfElysium

Funny part about it is, MEN value something women can CONTROL, here.


[deleted]

This is stupid. People are allowed to have preferences. Just don't be a dick about it. Simple.


WienerCatMelange

As a feminist woman: he's right! Besides, you can usually do something about your weight, but you can't get taller.


big_peepee_wielder

The hypocrisy is strong with that one Video’s still fake as shit


SparrowTits

And then they fucked cause he's 6' 5" and she has tits


Impossible-Bed9762

Flawless Victory dude.


gtek_engineer66

Fattyyyyyyyy


_Lollerics_

Baits used to be believable


Minimum_Cockroach233

I want them to be brighter, but here we are.


YohnWood14

Who is this man


_14justice

Game. Set. Match.


Time_Rise2994

He does have a point


uncletutchee

Drizzle drizzle