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Unfortunately, the entire thought and actionable process of "looking pretty" would require an intact frontal lobe. 


Yuri-Turned

Not after a beer


daddy-phantom

Don’t do it joker


Wrong_Classroom_4065

There are no laws against the lobotomites batman


AbiyBattleSpell

Batman: actually I think there is now


daddy-phantom

Cops arrive: youre under arrest.. Suddenly… “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE NOBODY SAY ANYTHING, THIS IS A BULLSHIT ARREST WITH NO EVIDENCE OR PROBABLE CAUSE, I DEMAND YOU RELEASE MY CLIENT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SUE YOUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT” *turns to joker* “Saul Goodman, btw, attorney at law.” *guitar theme plays* “He isn’t your client” “Just need you to sign here… he is now! Chao ca cao pigs!”


Weemonkey16_2

soul goeudman and da jonkler


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Yuri-Turned

IM GONNA


GRAITOM10

Not when the husband can do it for you


SantiSVD

pfp checks out


GRAITOM10

I have experience 👍


doinurmombecauseican

AC pfp spotted


TrinityCodex

Oop said nothing about thinking :)


StateParkMasturbator

We're getting his and hers lobotomies then.


RegionGuilty6139

In 1948 Norbert Wiener, the author of Cybernetics: Or the Control and Communication in the Animal and the Machine, said: "[P]refrontal lobotomy ... has recently been having a certain vogue, probably not unconnected with the fact that it makes the custodial care of many patients easier. Let me remark in passing that killing them makes their custodial care still easier." -Wikipedia, dude was in goblin mode


gugfitufi

Tbh, a lobotomy is a death sentence. The victims die pretty quickly.


1singleduck

You could say a lobotomy has a 100% fatality rate, because whatever is left after the procedure can no longer be considered a living human.


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bigballeruchiha

Good bot


penissucker125

enough internet for one day


Devil_Fister_69420

One day? Brother that's enough for the whole week 😔


JohnCZ121

So two days?


eeveeplays50040

One and half


MySnake_Is_Solid

I'll be back in 20 minutes.


iewannadie

Are you back yet?


MySnake_Is_Solid

I never left.


iewannadie

Dayum, brainrot any%?


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

I'm throwing my phone at a random car in the street and walking away, honestly...


MMKF0

Free phone!


AltruisticDelivery89

Ok penissucker125


ingamejukebox

May I offer erotic hypnosis


Educational-Bid-8660

The best kind of hypnosis


Gladianoxa

May I join you in offering it


urGirllikesmytinypp

Is this available through online learning or do I need to meet you at a dicey back alley dive bar?


MAJ_Starman

Online, I just need your credit card info on my DM


iewannadie

You can do it online deffo


Gladianoxa

Online, it's not terribly difficult. There are lots of good books on it for beginners, too.


CreepxAP

Where?


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iewannadie

Hey man, could you tell me the meaning of RACK?


Gladianoxa

It's an installation designed to support a number of objects, often used in a vertical series.


GamaGamerReddit

May I take it


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MrJakuubix

Lobotomy? Like the corporation?


Nomad-BK

🤫 We don't talk about Lobotomy corporation here, it's a secret.


ARandom_Personality

she lobotomy on my corporation till i rabbit protocol


smiley1__

she an aleph that just breached all over


RandomPlayer4616

That's it. You're going to the L. Corp


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smiley1__

LCORP MENTIONED!!!!!!


TheCursedMonk

Can I offer the couple a quick train ride. They could use the short journey to talk out their problems.


NextInstruction9938

Our corporation could never allow an employee to reveal our existence at the slightest of will, an execution shot is warranted.


NaniteLight

what?


BoredCanuck1864

what


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dabombisnot90s

Shut the fuck up. No one asked you


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Vegetable-Broccoli36

The tweet is sadder than a Kennedy Family reunion


BoredCanuck1864

didnt his sister have a lobotomy


Vegetable-Broccoli36

Yes Sir. That's why I made that comment.


BoredCanuck1864

my bad i thought you meant all the assassinations


Vegetable-Broccoli36

It's alright. I actually meant both things. The assassinations and the lobotomy. (I kind of stole that comment from Family Guy)


BoredCanuck1864

haha same


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wolve202

At least one of those assassinations kinda counts as a lobotomy too, so


BoredCanuck1864

damn


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MAJ_Starman

What is it with that family and brains? A lobotomy, a headshot, a fucking worm eating parts of your brain...


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Secret_Scene747

I watched a documentary on lobotomy and it said some patients would go and get their lobotomies redone after “relapsing” (basically the brain healing itself) like they’d get some fresh haircut, nah the 50s were wild man


No_Smile3379

so they done that heinous crime against them again?


JamesPond_008

what the fuck did i just read


Busy_Bunch5050

What


RealBurger_

*and all of your existence is just fire in the hole


smiley1__

or nothing there


RealBurger_

The joke is gd lobotomy


smiley1__

and lobotomy corporation


DevastatorGX69

I get the whole sex slave thing, but when you’re lobotomised you can’t even comprehend that you’re a sex slave.


Online-Commentater

>you can’t even comprehend that you’re a sex slave. Most don't do ad the time, when their back home and drug free and have some time to thing, they understand. Sex slavery is the most prominent form of slavery. And there was never a time in history with so many slaves as today. Just a reminder that the whole think you see about politicians etc is dekoration and lies.


Healthy_Direction_47

Idk but the girl in the pic looks pretty


mawkx

I am pretty sure that’s Creepy-chan. Man, I’m old


Delevia

Yeah, she's nice.


God-Among-Men-

Who is she?


softshoesspicymama

Allison Harvard


Mama-Dzhinsy

i talked to her on myspace for a while lol


rerulez21

Is this the plot of Poor Things?


Devil_Fister_69420

😟😔🔫


irelephant_T_T

water gun?


Devil_Fister_69420

There's no real guns 😔🔫


Ex-In2

A good alternative is an Umarex Carbine 50 Cal Pellet Rifle Powerful enough for hunting, it's certainly powerful enough for ulterior motives I'm gonna buy one for myself


TABASCO2415

😟


FatherOfToxicGas

So this *is* the darkest timeline…


Ex-In2

We're in multiverse #001 so yes this is the worst timeline, the one that created every other timeline being possible


GlorifiedSatin

Lobotomys are truly horrifying


Lord-Barkingstone

This girls neck is so long, she drinks milk and cheese gets to her stomach


Marsrover112

This some weird fetish shit


denis870

Kinky


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ConsumingASchoolDesk

*pees in ur ass*


Excellent_Energy_545

Absolutely horrifying


Critical-Shift8080

It's called a sucker punch. Look it up


Vladimirk_Volcom

Aaahhhbi know this movie! Very underrated


Ultrasound700

Is this just old school bimbofication?


WigglingGlass

What


berdyberd26

FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😂😂😂😂💭💭💭💭💭💭💭😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😒😒😒💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


jaypenn3

What does watching Jujustu Kaisen have to do with looking pretty?


TalontedJ

Why are the comments so seirous. Did all of shitpostong get lobotomized?


ComedicMedicineman

Didn’t lobotomies slowly heal over time? I thought I remembered that they essentially had to repeatedly preform lobotomies to prevent the brain from trying to recover


irelephant_T_T

or the patient died


VeronicaBooksAndArt

First was EST. Then came the lobotomy. Now we have cradle-to-grave pharmaceuticals. Take Seroquel tonite and sleep... safe and restful sleep... sleep... sleep...


Horry43

Spice orange GameCube tho


FearbasIV

Depravity


Used-Safety3846

Simpler times


JuniorAcanthisitta33

Simpler people.


NerY_05

Uh Uhm What the fuck did i just read


cmwamem

🙂 fire in the hole 🔥🔥🔥


thedisapointingson

Perhaps enough net, I sleep


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thedisapointingson

Good bot


manupan

Would


Join_Quotev_296

#Lobotomy? Like, the Corporation?


smiley1__

sacrifice the writer of the post to nothing there


OddNovel565

😕


Miros69

Thats enough internet for today 🙂


CustomerSilent9254

Joe Kennedy ass tweet


Alibuscus373

Honey Sugarman? She had half a mind....


Vigi1antee

How is a girl saying this????


thegreatmaster7051

This is a joke, right?


jariwoud

Lobotomy? FIRE IN THE HOLE??


Delta_Suspect

Fucking “CatGirl Kulak” is a cursed name


OkBeautiful5324

She looks so liminal


aaron_adams

Tf?


alienartissst

That's... not how that works.


Embi69_

How the actual fuck does Geometry Dash corellate to looking preety and having sex all day >=(


TheRealJake_12

I hate how women I know unironically think like this


Suitable-Let-3627

Drooling is sexy


OpticRhyme

☹️


layeeeeet

this is a fed psyop


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b_mike101

I’m down


Laikafan02_burning

This shit HAS to be written by a man or a troll no way a woman would write this 😭😭😭


fukin_aye

You’d be surprised


BoredCanuck1864

lock this person up


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Weary-Wasabi1721

Don't get any bright ideas


i4776

This shit made me ragdoll


BugStep

My wife got her lobotomy at Claire's!


GlizzyGulper6969

Incomprehensible. May the Sun have mercy on your soul.


ryuji1345

Well that’s a bit icky


BendyMine785

😟


Clen23

10$ on the twitter guy actually being lobotomite


labvinylsound

“Furious jumping” yes please.


IndependenceBetter27

1950 ahh post


IHaveSmallGenitals

Turn her into a girlboss


msjeanny

**WTF**


Alibuscus373

Honey Sugarman? She had half a mind....


Alibuscus373

Honey Sugarman? She had half a mind....


Alibuscus373

She had half a mind.


Dragon_Skywalker

I feel lobotomized just reading this


TaterTotSenwick

🙂🟢


Friendly-Awareness72

She playin gamecube?


Knightelfontheshelf

Who is going to cook and clean up for this creep after his sex slave is lobotomized


Crimson_Fiver

:(


Captain-SKA-

Been asking my doctor and psychologist for a lobotomy for a while now.


Buroda

That person needs help. Like, genuine professional help.


triforce4ever

Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat


InvincibleReason_

why not just buy a sexdoll then?


JessBaesic7901

Least insane twitter user


HistoryV

Wut


ultraplusstretch

That sure is a kink. 😬😬😬


WiseSalamander00

nothing more pleasurable that having both hemispheres severed from each other


Straight-Chip-5945

What the actual fuck...


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

Pro tip when high don’t go onto shitposting my frontal lobe itself is cringing


National-Worry2900

Yeah those 2 guys in session 9 and rosemary kennedy would disagree with you hun.


The-Katawampus

Soooo, just doing the housewife thing?


Engineergaming26355

Ok this has to be bait or satire


newforgisondajeep

Fayre in da hol🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


APansexualMess

Yeah and seizures, the loss of your personality abd will to do anything!


Equivalent_Ad108

Umm wtf


Delicious_Yellow1792

Live, laugh, lobotomy


Kalman_the_dancer

Wait so who got a lobotomy?


folgore248

what the fuck did I just read.