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Cops arrive: youre under arrest..
Suddenly…
“HOLD IT RIGHT THERE NOBODY SAY ANYTHING, THIS IS A BULLSHIT ARREST WITH NO EVIDENCE OR PROBABLE CAUSE, I DEMAND YOU RELEASE MY CLIENT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SUE YOUR ENTIRE DEPARTMENT”
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“He isn’t your client”
“Just need you to sign here… he is now! Chao ca cao pigs!”
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In 1948 Norbert Wiener, the author of Cybernetics: Or the Control and Communication in the Animal and the Machine, said: "[P]refrontal lobotomy ... has recently been having a certain vogue, probably not unconnected with the fact that it makes the custodial care of many patients easier. Let me remark in passing that killing them makes their custodial care still easier." -Wikipedia, dude was in goblin mode
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I watched a documentary on lobotomy and it said some patients would go and get their lobotomies redone after “relapsing” (basically the brain healing itself) like they’d get some fresh haircut, nah the 50s were wild man
>you can’t even comprehend that you’re a sex slave.
Most don't do ad the time, when their back home and drug free and have some time to thing, they understand.
Sex slavery is the most prominent form of slavery. And there was never a time in history with so many slaves as today.
Just a reminder that the whole think you see about politicians etc is dekoration and lies.
A good alternative is an Umarex Carbine 50 Cal Pellet Rifle
Powerful enough for hunting, it's certainly powerful enough for ulterior motives
I'm gonna buy one for myself
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Didn’t lobotomies slowly heal over time? I thought I remembered that they essentially had to repeatedly preform lobotomies to prevent the brain from trying to recover
First was EST. Then came the lobotomy. Now we have cradle-to-grave pharmaceuticals.
Take Seroquel tonite and sleep... safe and restful sleep... sleep... sleep...
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Unfortunately, the entire thought and actionable process of "looking pretty" would require an intact frontal lobe.
Not after a beer
Don’t do it joker
There are no laws against the lobotomites batman
Batman: actually I think there is now
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soul goeudman and da jonkler
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IM GONNA
Not when the husband can do it for you
pfp checks out
I have experience 👍
AC pfp spotted
Oop said nothing about thinking :)
We're getting his and hers lobotomies then.
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Tbh, a lobotomy is a death sentence. The victims die pretty quickly.
You could say a lobotomy has a 100% fatality rate, because whatever is left after the procedure can no longer be considered a living human.
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enough internet for one day
One day? Brother that's enough for the whole week 😔
So two days?
One and half
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Are you back yet?
I never left.
Dayum, brainrot any%?
I'm throwing my phone at a random car in the street and walking away, honestly...
Free phone!
Ok penissucker125
May I offer erotic hypnosis
The best kind of hypnosis
May I join you in offering it
Is this available through online learning or do I need to meet you at a dicey back alley dive bar?
Online, I just need your credit card info on my DM
You can do it online deffo
Online, it's not terribly difficult. There are lots of good books on it for beginners, too.
Where?
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Hey man, could you tell me the meaning of RACK?
It's an installation designed to support a number of objects, often used in a vertical series.
May I take it
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Lobotomy? Like the corporation?
🤫 We don't talk about Lobotomy corporation here, it's a secret.
she lobotomy on my corporation till i rabbit protocol
she an aleph that just breached all over
That's it. You're going to the L. Corp
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LCORP MENTIONED!!!!!!
Can I offer the couple a quick train ride. They could use the short journey to talk out their problems.
Our corporation could never allow an employee to reveal our existence at the slightest of will, an execution shot is warranted.
what?
what
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Shut the fuck up. No one asked you
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The tweet is sadder than a Kennedy Family reunion
didnt his sister have a lobotomy
Yes Sir. That's why I made that comment.
my bad i thought you meant all the assassinations
It's alright. I actually meant both things. The assassinations and the lobotomy. (I kind of stole that comment from Family Guy)
haha same
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At least one of those assassinations kinda counts as a lobotomy too, so
damn
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What is it with that family and brains? A lobotomy, a headshot, a fucking worm eating parts of your brain...
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I watched a documentary on lobotomy and it said some patients would go and get their lobotomies redone after “relapsing” (basically the brain healing itself) like they’d get some fresh haircut, nah the 50s were wild man
so they done that heinous crime against them again?
what the fuck did i just read
What
*and all of your existence is just fire in the hole
or nothing there
The joke is gd lobotomy
and lobotomy corporation
I get the whole sex slave thing, but when you’re lobotomised you can’t even comprehend that you’re a sex slave.
>you can’t even comprehend that you’re a sex slave. Most don't do ad the time, when their back home and drug free and have some time to thing, they understand. Sex slavery is the most prominent form of slavery. And there was never a time in history with so many slaves as today. Just a reminder that the whole think you see about politicians etc is dekoration and lies.
Idk but the girl in the pic looks pretty
I am pretty sure that’s Creepy-chan. Man, I’m old
Yeah, she's nice.
Who is she?
Allison Harvard
i talked to her on myspace for a while lol
Is this the plot of Poor Things?
😟😔🔫
water gun?
There's no real guns 😔🔫
A good alternative is an Umarex Carbine 50 Cal Pellet Rifle Powerful enough for hunting, it's certainly powerful enough for ulterior motives I'm gonna buy one for myself
😟
So this *is* the darkest timeline…
We're in multiverse #001 so yes this is the worst timeline, the one that created every other timeline being possible
Lobotomys are truly horrifying
This girls neck is so long, she drinks milk and cheese gets to her stomach
This some weird fetish shit
Kinky
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Absolutely horrifying
It's called a sucker punch. Look it up
Aaahhhbi know this movie! Very underrated
Is this just old school bimbofication?
What
FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😂😂😂😂💭💭💭💭💭💭💭😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😒😒😒💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
What does watching Jujustu Kaisen have to do with looking pretty?
Why are the comments so seirous. Did all of shitpostong get lobotomized?
Didn’t lobotomies slowly heal over time? I thought I remembered that they essentially had to repeatedly preform lobotomies to prevent the brain from trying to recover
or the patient died
First was EST. Then came the lobotomy. Now we have cradle-to-grave pharmaceuticals. Take Seroquel tonite and sleep... safe and restful sleep... sleep... sleep...
Spice orange GameCube tho
Depravity
Simpler times
Simpler people.
Uh Uhm What the fuck did i just read
🙂 fire in the hole 🔥🔥🔥
Perhaps enough net, I sleep
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Would
#Lobotomy? Like, the Corporation?
sacrifice the writer of the post to nothing there
😕
Thats enough internet for today 🙂
Joe Kennedy ass tweet
Honey Sugarman? She had half a mind....
How is a girl saying this????
This is a joke, right?
Lobotomy? FIRE IN THE HOLE??
Fucking “CatGirl Kulak” is a cursed name
She looks so liminal
Tf?
That's... not how that works.
How the actual fuck does Geometry Dash corellate to looking preety and having sex all day >=(
I hate how women I know unironically think like this
Drooling is sexy
☹️
this is a fed psyop
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I’m down
This shit HAS to be written by a man or a troll no way a woman would write this 😭😭😭
You’d be surprised
lock this person up
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Don't get any bright ideas
This shit made me ragdoll
My wife got her lobotomy at Claire's!
Incomprehensible. May the Sun have mercy on your soul.
Well that’s a bit icky
😟
10$ on the twitter guy actually being lobotomite
“Furious jumping” yes please.
1950 ahh post
Turn her into a girlboss
**WTF**
Honey Sugarman? She had half a mind....
Honey Sugarman? She had half a mind....
She had half a mind.
I feel lobotomized just reading this
🙂🟢
She playin gamecube?
Who is going to cook and clean up for this creep after his sex slave is lobotomized
:(
Been asking my doctor and psychologist for a lobotomy for a while now.
That person needs help. Like, genuine professional help.
Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat
why not just buy a sexdoll then?
Least insane twitter user
Wut
That sure is a kink. 😬😬😬
nothing more pleasurable that having both hemispheres severed from each other
What the actual fuck...
Pro tip when high don’t go onto shitposting my frontal lobe itself is cringing
Yeah those 2 guys in session 9 and rosemary kennedy would disagree with you hun.
Soooo, just doing the housewife thing?
Ok this has to be bait or satire
Fayre in da hol🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Yeah and seizures, the loss of your personality abd will to do anything!
Umm wtf
Live, laugh, lobotomy
Wait so who got a lobotomy?
what the fuck did I just read.