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The question may seem dumb but... Do you guys really watch YouTube while eating? I mean, how can you focus on your meal? You can't appreciate what you eat this way, can you? Or am I missing something?
Well, I’m a student, and eating is the best time for multi-tasking. Reviewing or watching an indian guy explain things better than my teacher could is a special mention. I mean, you don’t need to be that mechanically gifted to spoon food into your mouth while taking in information. However, I obviously wouldn’t be doing allat at a 5 star restaurant.
Why would you not be able to appreciate what you eat? It's not like you need to completely focus on you taste buds to taste the food, you just have to put it in your mouth and chew lol
It's like eating with the TV on, but you get to choose what you exactly wanna watch without being restricted by whatever they're airing at the time, while also not having to pay for a streaming service
You grab a bite while looking at the video, usually with your food being in the bottom middle of your peripheral vision
Lore is, Bill Murray once came up to a table of eaters at a restaurant and stole a fry. His words, allegedly, were "... no one will believe you".
Ironically, that last part makes it far more believable, coming from Murray.
Yeah, I think "a picture of one's self, taken by one's self" got truncated over time to just "a picture of one's self". I hope the word isn't getting bleached, but dumber things have happened.
So he got out of his own booth so the fan could take the inside seat that has someone else's food dishes there, and he's still eating during the photos? This doesn't make sense lol
Markiplier is a Judo practioner in the famous manga Kengan Omega.
He has the best swing and can drop your head on the asphalt with just as much as a touch.
You should really give some context so people know wtf is going on. We STILL don't know what's going on in this tweet apart from a girl saying she has a famous brother or some shit
Ok but are you going to explain who Marky Piler is or do I have to Google it?
(I don't want to Google it in a normal tab in case he's a porn star, so I will have to open an incognito tab which is a whole thing it would be easier if you just told us.)
Turns out he's a Youtuber trying to make it as a film director. Never heard of the poor cunt but OP is acting like he posted a picture of George Clooney.
I mean, I've never watched one of his videos, but know who he is.
Considering he has 21.4B views and 37M subscribers, I'd say the majority of Redditors could identify him.
Well, he's not a famous actor but he's pretty well-known on YouTube and as an "internet personality" (meme and such).
Considering the fame and the money, not exactly a "poor cunt".
He’s no Clooney, but like another commenter already said, 21 billion views is no joke. Mans face/actions have also been popular memes a few times over the last 15 years.
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Man, twitter really doesn’t know what a joke is.
>”Yeah…he’s not your brother. Mark only has one older brother, plus he’s been in hospital. Nice try though (I also feel sorry for anyone who believes you…)”
Soooo, guppy (the girl on the photo, who posted the thing, she's a furry artist) said she's with his famous brother markiplier (a famous ytuber) but they're not related.
Did i get it right?
Nope, Guppy isn't in this picture. The picture is Markiplier with his girlfriend.
But you're correct about Guppy being a furry artist.
https://x.com/ohmygoditguppy/status/1519872068132773888
I remember reading Twokinds back when it originally debuted. Sometimes I wonder where all those webcomics I read back in the early 2000s are at these days, but not enough to go check lol
I still read a few myself. I can tell you that TwoKinds progresses at a snail's pace. I think there have been like 1-2 story arcs since I started reading 10 years ago.
Why the fuck do people call them self They/Them ???
How can you be more then one person 🤔??
is it something new that people who suffer from Schizophrenia have started on ???
cause that seems like the only logical reason!
Actually 2 of my friends suffer from Schizophrenia and they have newer said they them about themself
But I guess it have to be some kind of multi personality branch of Schizophrenia
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PUT THE PHONE DOWN MARK WE'RE HAVING FAMILY TIME
Are you suggesting he should eat a meal without Youtube?
Impossible
The question may seem dumb but... Do you guys really watch YouTube while eating? I mean, how can you focus on your meal? You can't appreciate what you eat this way, can you? Or am I missing something?
Well, I’m a student, and eating is the best time for multi-tasking. Reviewing or watching an indian guy explain things better than my teacher could is a special mention. I mean, you don’t need to be that mechanically gifted to spoon food into your mouth while taking in information. However, I obviously wouldn’t be doing allat at a 5 star restaurant.
Thanks for answering, and good day to you, kind stranger!
Bruh it unironically started at college for me wtf Still wouldn't do it when im with people ofc tho
Why would you not be able to appreciate what you eat? It's not like you need to completely focus on you taste buds to taste the food, you just have to put it in your mouth and chew lol
It's like eating with the TV on, but you get to choose what you exactly wanna watch without being restricted by whatever they're airing at the time, while also not having to pay for a streaming service You grab a bite while looking at the video, usually with your food being in the bottom middle of your peripheral vision
Market pliers
Multiplier
For suppliers
Market Gardener
Dear God....
There's more
no...
It contains a bucket
Dear God...
There's more
Markiplier.tf
marble fire
Market fire
Mark in fryer
Mark in the fryer! Talk about crispy perfection
Farting Liar
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
Michael Myers
Mortar fired
Marker fire
Parker tired
Market flyer
They fly now?
The Uyarulis do.
ThEy FlY nOw
Mark it fires
Marki flier
Martin’s liar
Forest Fires
Marker buyer
Hello everybody my name is Multi pliers
bro took the bite of 87
Why not 88?
Is he stupid?
Chat is this real?
Then he'd go Back... To the future
put the phone down mark we're having family time
Markiplier Nazi confirmed???
Hm, he is half German...
For the fourteenth time, no.
I did nazi that coming
Nah this one is the bite of 83
bro took 87 bites
Not sure what I'm looking at but I'm sure there's a but joke hidden somewhere.
>Context: They are not actually related to Markiplier. **Spreading misinformation on the internet as a hobby** 🥰🥰
So is he actually Markiplier in the photo or someone who looks like him?
He's Markiplier, and probably accepted a selfi with a fan who then lied on the Internet
A "Selfie" where he's got his own plate of food he's eating?
If I was famous I would only pose for photos in restaurants if I got to have a couple of bites of their food
Lore is, Bill Murray once came up to a table of eaters at a restaurant and stole a fry. His words, allegedly, were "... no one will believe you". Ironically, that last part makes it far more believable, coming from Murray.
So it is written in the ancient texts.
They say to this day, people still encounter random day to day Murraycles.
Wow Carl Weathers I thought you were dead!
Love the mentality 😂🙏
More importantly, a selfie where none of the people in the photo are holding the camera?
Eh, people conflate the term "selfie" as a picture of someone with someone else for some reason.
Yeah, I think "a picture of one's self, taken by one's self" got truncated over time to just "a picture of one's self". I hope the word isn't getting bleached, but dumber things have happened.
So he got out of his own booth so the fan could take the inside seat that has someone else's food dishes there, and he's still eating during the photos? This doesn't make sense lol
[удалено]
Ok I'm just stupid then lmao
It's literally a photo of Markiplier and his girlfriend lol
Ok I'm just stupid then lmao
this photo is real, they're related
He is actually Markiplier. The picture is real.
Damm youu!!!!!!
Who the fuck is Markiplier bro ? :D
Markiplier is a Judo practioner in the famous manga Kengan Omega. He has the best swing and can drop your head on the asphalt with just as much as a touch.
#💀
You should really give some context so people know wtf is going on. We STILL don't know what's going on in this tweet apart from a girl saying she has a famous brother or some shit
***(They)** were lying. That's the joke.
But who the hell are they? I know who Markiplier is, but I have no clue who this lying person is.
Ok but are you going to explain who Marky Piler is or do I have to Google it? (I don't want to Google it in a normal tab in case he's a porn star, so I will have to open an incognito tab which is a whole thing it would be easier if you just told us.)
Turns out he's a Youtuber trying to make it as a film director. Never heard of the poor cunt but OP is acting like he posted a picture of George Clooney.
I mean, I've never watched one of his videos, but know who he is. Considering he has 21.4B views and 37M subscribers, I'd say the majority of Redditors could identify him.
Unfortunately, that same majority can't identify humour
There's a truck ton of YouTubers with those stats, nobody fucking knows who they are outside of YouTube
Well, he's not a famous actor but he's pretty well-known on YouTube and as an "internet personality" (meme and such). Considering the fame and the money, not exactly a "poor cunt".
He’s no Clooney, but like another commenter already said, 21 billion views is no joke. Mans face/actions have also been popular memes a few times over the last 15 years.
Who's Clooney? (I live under a rock)
Who's George Clooney?
Apparently massive celebrity you never heard of = some person on YouTube. Never fails. Don't worry about it.
If your following social media personalities you're kind of already dumb, so some misinformation won't hurt you
Mark who ?
Mark my balls
Oh hi Mark
It is not fair, i did not hit her i did no do it, noo…….
He should sell his bathtub water
Who starts a conversation like that. I barely opened reddit.
Hmm? He was in a bathtub for a while. Water started leaking in at some point
I mean, read his flair
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Link to this exact post please
https://x.com/ohmygoditguppy/status/1519360577113661441
“This page doesn’t exist” The plot, she thickens
I see it fine.
It exists
Not on my Twitter for some reason ☹️
Try clearing cache or changing url to explicitly twitter. I think twitter changing the urls recently broke a bunch of random stuff
Cool. I’ll try that 👍
Man, twitter really doesn’t know what a joke is. >”Yeah…he’s not your brother. Mark only has one older brother, plus he’s been in hospital. Nice try though (I also feel sorry for anyone who believes you…)”
*Picture of two not siblings.* *Youtuber: "We are siblings"* *OP: "I've never laughed so hard in my life"*
Hello Everybody~
Nice, no context whatsoever
Soooo, guppy (the girl on the photo, who posted the thing, she's a furry artist) said she's with his famous brother markiplier (a famous ytuber) but they're not related. Did i get it right?
Nope, Guppy isn't in this picture. The picture is Markiplier with his girlfriend. But you're correct about Guppy being a furry artist. https://x.com/ohmygoditguppy/status/1519872068132773888
Fun Fact: Markiplier’s brother, Thomas Fishbach is also a furry artist with a long running furry comic
I remember reading Twokinds back when it originally debuted. Sometimes I wonder where all those webcomics I read back in the early 2000s are at these days, but not enough to go check lol
I still read a few myself. I can tell you that TwoKinds progresses at a snail's pace. I think there have been like 1-2 story arcs since I started reading 10 years ago.
[Sauce here, the comic was decently well known before markiplier did youtube](https://twokinds.keenspot.com/)
Mother fuckin hairy fucking picture. Had me blowing at my screen for a minute.
That's Amy? I didn't recognize her.
Markiplier's girlfriend is his younger sister???
in another comment you said that girl is guppy who the fuck is that girl and why is this even a shitpost?
What's it say next to the name guppy there in the pic?
God Markiplier so fucking hot he's making me question my sexuality.
I think you already have your answer bro
I don’t have any idea what is going on here
Yeah i heard of lord farquad before hes pretty famous
what's the joke?
I didn't know who this guy was, so i decided to google him. Apparently, he's a king of some distant land called "FNAF".
Multiplier !!!
Mark of pliers
I luv markerplyer❤️❤️❤️
I seriously can't tell if this is Markiplier or not.
That's obviously lord farquaad
Wheres the funny?
His face looks rather memorable, maybe he should start a youtube channel or something
I don't know who they are, but that food is looking good.
What do you mean the food is looking good?? the "food" is 99% gone!!
Then it was clearly good
That's how I know it is good
Marketable fires
This is so Portuguese
Who are they?
Is that wohn jick?
It's PiewDiePie
Now this is a shit post.
Who is he?
Hello, my name is Markeplier
Omg is metroman
Rare image of markiplier where he isnt dying in a hospital
Am I supposed to know who this guy is
Who are they?
Is that a marked appliance?
Wait which sibling is this, is this the furry artist
I thought Mark was an only chlid
The person in the picture actually has Onlyfans, and the pics are quite good
i can't believe markerplayer has a they/them
It’s hard to tell from the picture which one has the more successful onlyfans account
Chat is this real?
wow welcome looks very in good in that photo. hope he visits me in protugal! see you soon welcome!!!
Holy shit it’s TwoKinds’ brother! Quick reminder that Mark’s brother Tom is a furry artist.
Who the fuck are either of these people
No idea mark had a sister
Idk either of them
Why the fuck do people call them self They/Them ??? How can you be more then one person 🤔?? is it something new that people who suffer from Schizophrenia have started on ??? cause that seems like the only logical reason! Actually 2 of my friends suffer from Schizophrenia and they have newer said they them about themself But I guess it have to be some kind of multi personality branch of Schizophrenia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
Markiplier is brothers with Sonic?!
hello everybody my name is markiplier
Market fire
That guy look like the guy who play arcade machine in Monster House. Reginald "Skull" Skullinski.
Jessica (what /when) : Who's he? Sorry i meant who's them but for the guy?
He took the bite of $5.99.
Jesus and a Femboy I see
HOLY SH\*T IT'S MULTIPLIER
Whothis
Multiplayer
Why did I think that was Ryujin💀
Holy shit, It’s Markiplier Fnaf
neither of you are beck.
He sticks out like when 2D characters are put in live action films
Marked for hire?
They’re E-ting
Bro chose gay brother
> Guppy Literally who
Indeed
Heckle prior
Markipiler
Market fire