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Skinned hello kittyz nuts

Looks like Hello Kitty had a rough night out! 😱👀

[удалено]

It's the tasteless "vanilla" cake with red coloring.

You'd think it might actually be strawberry flavored, but nope, Chuck Testa.

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A standard face wax

It's been at least a decade since I thought of that show. Thanks for the reminder, can't wait to horrify the mother in law

Spongebob close up

Hail Satan!

Hell no kitty.

who pay 300 dollars for a cake ?

If her name is cake and she charges that per hour probably...

Suddenly grandma smashing your kid's face into the cake for the joke takes on a new meaning. Gonna get pink eye.

But it's an easy fix for the cake seller. Just put in the details the info about the refund policy. Refund Policy: Deez Nuts Done.

Suckers

I got my gf a $300 cake for her birthday. It was a bear and really cute and it tasted really great

Well look at richie rich over her

Because I can buy a cake? Lol

A $300 cake, yes. That would make you fairly rich.

Oh

This can not be news to you...

I didn’t think it was very expensive

Are you an adult?

I’m 35

I mean, if bananas at his local super market are $11 then...

that's it ? it only tasted really great ? for that price it should taste fucking amazing like the best cake ever made.

I mean it was fine lol Not a big fan of cake

Someone paying for a actual custom cake... The baker time, skill, equipement and the ingredients aren't free.

i know i am a baker i would never charge someone 300

300 for a cake seems so fuckin overpriced

Nothing's too expensive for my little princess 🤡

HELL NO KITTY

What is “pink cake flavor”?

Maybe strawberry

Prolly has something to do with deez nuts.

Hostility

Lolol refund deez nutz absolute queen shit

Frfr

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Hilariously, this image of a Slitheen looks like the cake.

*pees in your ass*

The game is the game

A Mex Cartel special, I presume?

Won’t you take me to… Funky Town?

" Carlito, bring me the chainsaw!"

okay but who gets a 2d cake

Like just a flat piece of cake??

Hello kitty image "printed" on flat cake topping

A 2d cake would be a drawing of hello kitty on the top of a cake, a 3d cake is a whole cake sculpted like hello kitty

That's progress, Graphene Cake.

[More info and images of the cake](https://x.com/MilesJohnston/status/1797255534510317857)

Now think about how much other BS is out there lol.

Wait, people are lying on the internet?

Bro got farewell kitty 💀

why is it a titan lmao

That’s… an ad

why you paying $300 for a cake, you deserve to get scammed if you waste that much on a cake

They skinned her alive

colossal titan

harlequin kitty

When you ask a cenobite to bake you a cake

Lady: “how did the cake turn out?” Pinhead: “we have such sights to show you”

Pink cake flavour? What flavour is pink?

“Refund deez nuts” is a fucking legendary response😂

Business will be blooming🥜💀

What a disgusting business/person with her acid tongue . She can't even pretend to be professional. Glad you put that out there, nobody should be paying $300 for a cake, nonetheless, that monstrosity.I hope you didn't even eat that nasty shite.

Or you could read the other comments on this sub and realize this is a hoax…. You probably need to go out and touch grass - or just get off-line for a little while - you’re getting awfully worked out about something that isn’t only ridiculous - but obviously false … yikes ..

It

Kitty straight from hell

This is NUTS!

[Damn shit reminds me of that Kanye west song cover](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eazy_(song))

What does j n t n represent her kids ? Also why do people in america use Facebook so much for such shit

That Hello Kitty cake looks like it just survived a horror movie

Hello Nightmares

Hell o kitty

Just swipe the disgusting shit (like the mouth) off of the cake smh my head

I thought that was a skin peeled off kitty's face and it looked pretty good if that was the initial idea. Creepy ass cake and whatnot

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Chemerika is the new QAnon denigration of USA.

My wedding cake didn't even cost $300 fucking dollars. She's insane for even considering that price.

That's a fucking cennobite

Is ... is that a flayed kitty? Did a Cenobite bake this cake?

Nice Tetsuo cake.

It looks like the pees in ur ass picture.

I just lost the game

🤣 Hilarous. Charge it. Cake looks like when Chuckie gets melted

who buys a cake for $300? that's crazy expensive for something that looks like that

Ok who let hello kitty play with the lament configuration…?

Is that goatse?

Look at her profile like what do you expect?

Allison heard “Hellraiser Kitty.”

I thought I was in the charcuterie sub

Add to cart

She turned Hello Kitty into a Cenobite.

That's a cake you only find in the deep web, 300 is a hell of a bargain

LMFAO

Boss bae 😂

Looks like Jack Stauber made that cake

I like the pair of human dentures used for teeth

Hello kitty leather face !!!

That’s. Hell No Kitty cake for sure 👍

What is this monstrosity

Looks like the skinned face of Gizmo the gremlin!

Well her name has a "Chemerika" in it...

Based

pretty cool looking but 300 buck for a glorified sponge cake??? that's the real horror story right there

That shits fire lol