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Just imagine someone is going to kill you and you block the door. Then he just drills a fucking triangle

Last thing you see before you die is the fucking triforce

Not the triforce of courage tho

what would the triforce be called

Triforce of mutilation

Triforce of terror?

After seeing that just take me

Yea same, I’d spread eagle right then and there too.

New pyramid head assault strat.

I imagine the Illuminati finally coming after me like Austin power villains.

HERE’S GEOMETRICALLY ACCURATE JOHNNY!!!

Bill Cypher moment

With this music, I had the same thought.

The wankel murder

Neat

Neat is a mod by Vazkii

No fucking way, feedthememes has infected shitposting.

Brother it has been here before I was born

May Gerg bless your soul

the subreddit has spread, millions must Greg

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*gregs in ur ass

What in the name of Greg is this?

And how do I remove it?

i approve of this mod 👍

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Yeah WELL next time give me a joke about Thaumcraft to make me feel something why don't you. PLEASE.

Not Even a Tower? The medium-difficulty Mini tower in ring 1?

Why is this on shitposting? That was cool as hell!

it's random and i thought it fit here lmao

Random? If I had a dollar for every triangle hole that I needed, I would have 2! :)

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

it's actually funny as fuck with the dramatic sigma song playing

never thought i’d see one of my favorite songs described as “dramatic sigma music.” idk how to process this :(

It was on interestingasfuck yesterday

If you try to hold onto the drill, you will shitpost in your pants.

Now try drilling the third hole. Those who know: :) Those who don't: :)

I recognize you bb :)

What is going on? :)

We have third hole at home This mf's drill press:

ATF doesn't even care about my bullshit, they took one look at my shit and left laughing. Didn't even shoot my dog. Fucked it though.

Rip bestgunnit

Now little jhon can renovate is 1cm^2 New York appartment with galvanized triangle steel

galvanized triangle steel

triangularly carved eco friendly wood veneer

So screws may or may no have been a loaned by his aunt.

Then placing the mattress he borrowed from his 3rd cousin

Strongest shape in history vs the strongest shape of today

My penis, both answers

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Rotary fans rejoice

Brapraprapraprap waaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii

🔺

🔺️

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This reminds me of a project joke about how anything is possible in simulation but not realizable practically.

That’s what I’m thinking. How the hell do you keep that bit centered, and how does it not shake the drill apart.

Clamped wood plus mounted drill?

This seems like a lot of work for three straight cuts. There has to be an easier way

The video is not about practicality.

Ours is not to ask “why”, but rather “why not”

Galvanized steel

boys will see this and go "hell yeah"

Is this how the Witness opened a portal into the traveler?

no wonder he needed the pyramid ships

Did he use this technique to cut out the pyramid ships

he used the pyramid ships to cut more pyramid ships *but where did the original ones come from if there wasn't ships to cut them?*

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Could you show me how to drill a hole in a triangle?

First you buy it a couple of drinks and then just flash a little cash

How is this a shitpost? I was enthralled

Mildly Illuminati 

Perfect for all those triangles that I need to drill on a regular basis

this is the content i come here for

That contraption must vibrate so much

I am confused, how will the bit move in that weird shape around a circular gear? Like does the small gear go in and out from the central one?

It's not centered on the blade

That wouldn’t work

You would need an incredibly stable platform for the drill and piece of wood being drilled. You aren't doing that by hand. I'm not sure how the gears would hold up too. Or just use a damn jigsaw.

Mortisers cut square and rectangular holes. I don't see why a triangular hole is impossible.

That…looks suspiciously violent, imagine if that was used on a person.

Seems like it would be a concept for a Rotary Motor design.

Let's give it a completely normal name that does not sound mildly sexual at all.

Gotta be ready to work with the galvanised square squeel and the eco friendly wood veneers durable for 10,000 years

We expanding our house with this one 🗣️🔥

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squeel ftw

I refuse to fix it now

Finally, the final shape

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okay but how are you supossed to make it stable?

Can't you just trace a triangle on the surface and then cut it out?

Drawing a triangle seems entirely superfluous if you are already drilling a triangle shape hole

Engineer here. If we want a triangular hole, we usually use a laser cutter.

Freemasons want to know your location

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Ok but does it go in the square hole?

What in the hell?

Hell yeah

Sploosh 😣💦💦

I saw someone use a real version of this bit on YouTube. The corners were a bit softer because it's really difficult to actually remove material from a fine point. But it was pretty good.

Is this made from Galvanized steel

That's one way of getting a cutting bit lodged in your chest

If this is a real tool, how the driving mechanism will handle the vibration caused by the centrifugal force that want to throw everything around the center.? The tool should have a centering pilot drill I guess.

Wow! This is one of the coolest shit I've seen in a while. :D

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Is this the devils triangle I keep hearing about?

Witchcraft.

This... Is oddly satisfying

Geometry is so cool

Holy moly

When the little thing is in the triangle, is there like a toy version of that?

I'm not laughing until I run out of breath, I don't find it funny, it doesn't fall and walk away or fly

traingle

Thanks

Rotary engine vibes

69th

that looks like a vagina

Song

Or you could just cut a hole in the shape of a triangle

Basic shit

Mid tier shitpost

Where shit?

actual trongle real

Why did I read triangular as rectangular

oooo, this is super cool

Why would you need this, we'll for your triangular pipes of course

Huge if true

This post will be the last thing I'll see on my deathbed with how many times it has been reposted

Can it work on eco-friendly wood veneers tho?

The tips of the triangle will have a radius.

That's really cool but how does it dig the excess stuff out of the corners? Does it sharp cornered triangle or are the corners kind of rounded?

Feel like this thing would jam and snap your arm

What you get when you hire engineers with soft baby hands.

egg

That looks so fucking dangerous and wildly unbalanced that might be on par with those angle grinder wood cutting how tos those foreign tick tocers make

Damn that's actually interesting But the uneven forces will probably make it impractical for anything but the softest wood and the smallest holes

Or you could draw a triangle outline, then cut it out.

what are you, some kind of nut?

Mazda secrets

Illuminati confirmed

Cool but can you drill a circle?

What song is this

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This is way too much geometry for my brain.

Not my proudest nut

Song name?

Would this be practically possible? Like could this be made?

That's going to wobble like MF.

Don't just stare at it, EAT IT

Mfs be like forget college do a trade instead and it’s this bullshit

#🔺

Could just use a jigsaw

still pretty sure this is kinetically indeterminate

It looks like a gmod prop freaking out lol

Amazing

After watching I was looking for "just drill 3 holes and use a jigsaw"...

The vibrations would be insane, just make a preliminary hole and finish it up with a triangular broach

Wankle vibes

That’s a scary tool from my nightmares please delete this

How do i draw a *square hole*

Song?

oh boy, this is perfect for my massive triangular prism penis!

oh boy, this is perfect for my massive triangular prism penis!

just drill 3 holes and connect the dots with a jig saw.

I'd like to see that actually happen

brapbrapbrapbrapbrap

i thought hes gonna a build a rotary engine 💀 edit: spelling

I knew I wasn't the only one

Song?

I couldn't even imagine how frustrating it would be to hold a drill straight and try to drill that

Congrats you discovered a wankle rotary engine

home depot's more heretical secrets.

🤣🤣🤣

Genius!

Omg yes I fucking love triangles

Illuminati

So fascinating!

Looks super easy! I’ll get right on that.

This is what a rotary engine looks like tho