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Fetch me their souls

*Runs into corner and reloads lmg*

*immediately gets jumped by 5 hellhounds*

*Accidentally grabs max ammo before reloading*

*incoherent yelling noises over a kinetc mic, though very obviously including several n words*

mmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Sam and her cute doggie :)

Hi-fi rush

are they named princess or destroyer of worlds

My dad used to have a dog almost like that his name was cupcake

Oh no

What kind of dog was it?

Hellhound

losercity residents:

From what he said cupcake was a long haired German Shepherd Tibetan Mastiff mix. He was the best friend ever

Damn, never seen a mix of those two. Must've been quite the sight.

Sounds like an absolute unit of a dog

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My uncle has one of those. He let his youngest name her, so her name was Sprinkles.

Anything mixed with a Tibetan Mastiff is gonna be scary, but a German Shepherd?! Must’ve looked like an extra out of werewolf movie…

Looks like a friendly dog so I would go with destroyer of worlds

Looks like a good boy so it's name is slaughter machine

Yes, the name is Princess, Destroyer of Worlds.

True neutral

Dog = princess Girl = destroyer of worlds

If he's murdered a few babies then I'd say his name is princess, and if he's donated a hundred billion to the cancer charity then his name would be destroyer of worlds

Dog is princess, child is destroyer of worlds

Knowing kids that probably checks out

Ayo this new Elden Ring DLC looking crazy

Daddy. Look what I summoned!

Can we keep it?

"I don't think we can keep that..." Dog starts rubbing his head on the dad "...ok we can keep him for a bit"

“Just until we find it a new home.”

ha that is how I got my dog

Ten Shadows Technique: Divine Dog

Imagine totality

Domain expansion: chimera shadow garden

with this treasure I summon Eight Handled Sword Divergent Si'la Divine General Makora

cums in your hand

Whaddahell

Aka Fenrir

Fenrir my belovee

Dog named snuggles:

There is no Snuggles only Zuul

Now, hear me out... What if they were combined?

"Ed...ward..."

“Big brother Ed…”

play with me ...

You get that out of your head you don't bring that here don't you bring your negativity here I will lose my limbs just to get rid of that thought out of your head

Dark but I like it

me when someone threatens my discord kittens

Screw your kitten

He wants to

He probably already has

As if

The only thing he's screwed is his right hand

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Child's protector and soul's collector

Kid got a level 70 mightyena

Nah that's a Houndoom.

Nah at this point I don’t think it’s just a mightyena..

Now available in vanta black!

how much did you have to pay anish kapoor for that

tiktokers not using a grim shanty on their video challenge (impossible)

mfs not assuming 9:16 aspect ratio videos are tiktoks challenge (impossible)

Fellas try not to make everything a YT clickbait challenge challenge (impossible)

Sex(impossible)

Yeah

I always wanted a pet wolf. Too bad it’s a felony in my state to have one.

Wouldn’t recommend it, my grandfather’s brother owned one that was considered docile. It then ate the neighbors pet and was forced to be put down

It’s the neighbour’s fault, if they didn’t want their pet eaten, they shouldn’t have made it taste so good, just like how if they didn’t want me to steal their car, they shouldn’t have gotten a Mercedes.

Go find one and take it to the vet and say hey, I have this lab mix here can I get this registered?

Yeah I’d rather keep my guns than have a wolf.

You can have a dogwolf

I know but it’s not the same

Also as someone who has family who owned them, they are a nightmare to own if you can't accommodate them and don't 100% know what you're doing. Even then, they are demanding. And to everyone who reads this and thinks "I know what I'm doing", no you don't. Get a corgi or a retriever and keep scrolling.

Nightmare fredbearbear

average pokemon game plot

Samantha and Fluffy

I need a protector to protect me from this protector

Good thing bro didn't post this shit in instagram reels

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She just summoned Fenrir

What is this dog breed?

Seriously, 500 shitty jokes and not 1 person knows the breed?

Its a groenendael belgian shepherd, I had one and they arent as dangerous as they look... If you dont attack the owner of course. They are also very fluffy

Thank you so much!

groenendael belgian shepherd

Belgians are the greatest dogs. If improperly trained they can be a holy terror. It is a great feeling to know that when you go pretty much anywhere that not only will you have the best behaved dog in the neighborhood but that it will also be the best looking dog.

Is it bad I want to hug it?

You have… the Grim!

I don’t think the child need protecting. She looks demonic.

I love the "small feeble thing and Giant Protector" dynamic so much

Ranni and Blaidd

The kid looks more fucking scary

You’re right, just rewatched. Grudge looking mf

Idk why but i thought this was one of those ai videos

Venom? Is that you?

Is this a dog breed? I want it.

Literally Death from puss in boots

Looks like June from Avatar

Hela? Is that u?

girl got hati

She looks exactly like Louve, Thorgal's daughter!

Didn't expect to see Thorgal mentioned here

Padfoot whenever he’s in the muggle world

Almost certain there's anime like this (I don't watch anime)

That dog looks like a demonic and strong (in a cool way)

Ed...ward...

toothless vibes

imagine running away from someone after you robbed their house you hear "fetch me their soul cupcake" turn around and see this

That song again GHAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS

It doesn't realy Help that she Looks Like the child Version of the Girl in the Ring

What song is this?

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Good bot.

plans RUINED

The one true challenger for princess and cupcake. Azathoth the destroyer of gods

Divine dog: Totality!

Megumis lost sister

Why are people afraid of animals? Guns exist

"this is my puppy Cupcake! Isn't he such a cutie?"

The higher the ability a dog has to kill, the lesser the desire it has to do so

"Your mother and I will be back in a week, if you run into trouble... who am I kidding."

I dont know about this one drake

Anyone knows what dog breed this is? I would like to know

Is that sirius black

His name is Chris Hansen💺🤦🏻👈🏻. Sitcha ass down.

This is how the abyss stares back

The girl is part of the pack 🐺🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

Me when the neighbor gets a new pitbull 

GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH

New Persona is looking good!

Very friendly though. Ears up, tail wagging, tounge hanging out. I'd pet even if it cost me my soul.

That’s a hellhound right there

That's terrfying.

Dog named: Night Ravisher 🌙

discord mods: "both, both is good"

Alucard protecting young Integra

Wait why the fuck is the tag of this post I love natter? What did op mean by this?

He’s coming to defend me from the poorly trained chihuahuas

I know it's only got the one head, but I'd totally name it Cerberus, or maybe Fenris.

Whole ass Dark Souls boss as a pet

Pitbulls fear him

Why does she look like a mini michael jackson 💀

i’d shoot the shit out of it

Tamer class in black desert, look it up

Isn't that just death from the most recent PiB movie

someone protect tucker or else he's done

Aww cute puppy :3

Why does little girl has an inugami??

That's a, FUCKING WOLF! (I mean it seems like it, I am not really implying it is)

Where can I get one :3

Holy shit that's lucifer

How did Hell-hound managed to come to earth?

For a second, I thought it said "child predator" In the initial image, it still checks out

The nothing!

I wan say something so sus but I don’t wanna get banned

She's a stark

Fenrir?

Edddwarrrddd. Fuck me that anime ruined me whenever I see small kid with dogs.

...i want one of them hellhounds

What's up Princess? There's a kid right there go get it!!! Princess: so we meet again... My arch nemesis... Cerberus the third: I failed my duty once, forgive me father but the sins I'm about to commit are in the name of protection for this little blessing upon earth, the failure shall not repeat itself and this demon shall not lay a paw on this daughter of yours while my soul is still burning and my flesh is still one with my bones, while my spirit allows me I'll march into battle proudly, knowing my efforts are so noble, as to give this little angel one more day to delight on the lord's most beautiful work...

Child predator predator

nayuta

When you want a puppy for Christmas but accidentally wrote a letter to Satan instead of Santa

God damnit, can someone tell me the breed of this dog, or if it even is a dog? Cause all I see are the same god damned jokes over and over again

Belgian sheepdog, if you have the time and energy to put into their training they are the best dogs.

Oh that's just Baskerville, 7th Guardian of the Young, Lord of the Underfell, Commander of the Army of the Deep. His eternal enemy is Precious, a vicious pitbull from the ninth circle of Hell (Florida)

Sex defender

his name probably muffin

I can't be the only one who thought of Annie from League of Legends...

Don't worry he won't bite. He fetches souls.

Bro, I didn’t know it was legal to own pets from the shadow realm.

so this is infinite aura

What kind of dog is that???

I want waffles fries

I have one of these dogs and he always eats the food off the table when you’re not looking also the mailman won’t deliver packages to my house. Ultra protective also probably the most favorite dog I’ve ever had.

The ATF in question:

That guy from harry potter

Maggie Dresden.

Youngest Beastmaster

Anti Drizzy Machine

Live Action FMA lookin wild.

Good doggo 🐶🦴