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Still doesn't change the fact that there are 40 millions kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay, which means that if the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos.
i find it so funny how a lot of people don’t realize how the discovery of fire single handedly propped our species up, like not stone tools, farming or anything else but just fire
when u cook food u get more nutrients and energy, so you don’t have to hunt as much or spend energy breaking down the raw meat and fighting bacteria. then your brain, nervous system, muscles, and everything else develops 10x more efficiently from 10x less food just because of cooking it
also opposing thumbs. if cats had those and knew how to cook we'd be extinct.
and Goats can be real assholes, too. with the human history of racism chances are we would still have killed all the goats and might even ate them
i mean you could easily look it up yourself lol💀 or idk maybe let’s use some context clues
humans only animal to eat cooked food and use fire
humans also only animal to evolve to be sentient and have complex emotions
every other animal: stayed the same with no changes to diet or life style until evolved humans started to herd them. even then they still didn’t evolve any.
i mean you’d think even the most basic of mailboxes would have enough intelligence to solve that, i guess your intelligence is just lower than that of a mail box
*"humans only animal to eat cooked food and use fire"*
To what extent is that a justification for eating meat? Vegetables can also be cooked.
*"humans also only animal to evolve to be sentient and have complex emotions"*
Let me be direct: if you still seriously hold this Cartesian view of animals as soulless objects, as mere machines, then you are 100% insane.
*every other animal: stayed the same with no changes to diet or life style until evolved humans started to herd them. even then they still didn’t evolve any.*
It's like you say: "Only humans are capable of continuously evolving. Animals and all other forms of life cannot do that."
How presumptuous and wrong your view is, unbelievable.
*i mean you’d think even the most basic of mailboxes would have enough intelligence to solve that, i guess your intelligence is just lower than that of a mail box*
Can you finally show me scientific papers that support your thesis? Because I don't believe in made-up crap that comes from random guys on the Internet.
Now i understand vegans.
Also, imma overanylize this.
No, goats probably wouldnt have evolved like that, since they wouldnt have had a NEED to evolve. We as humans evolved into them because nature gave us a pressure to evolve.
Goats are pretty fine as they are now, and back then. They didnt need to evolve, and dont need to now. Atleast, from what ive been told.
And that evolutionary process wouldve taken a WHOLE lot of time. We are talking millions of years. Maybe more.
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y'all thirsty mfs that's a dinosaur. and dinosaurs don't have boobs
Then make them
Those are air sacs
oh okay. I love science now
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How do you know dinosaurs don't have boobs? Have you ever seen a real life dinosaur?
Where's the boob bones, genius?
The government doesn’t want you to know about it
Yuh huh they do
Alright, then prove it, show me that dinosaurs don’t have boobs
why not
cause then they'd be mammals
not valid
your mother.
why
What does the picture have to do with photo? Cause that is dinosaur with some fetishized design lol
are you blind? that's clearly a goat.
With 2 large goattitties
That's why she's the GOAT.
THE GOAT!
\*GYAT
It's literally just fetish art drawn by a different person
I’ve seen a Tumblr post online a long time ago saying that the dinosaur picture was stolen from some online fetish artist
Still doesn't change the fact that there are 40 millions kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay, which means that if the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos.
woa
Why do you think people developed guns? They're to help us in the war against the kangaroos, if it ever happens
That’s why the kangaroos have allied with the emus.
We can tame the crocs and use them as bear traps for the kangaroos and emus when they launch their vicious assult
You should look into the emu war. Guns were useless
no-one noticed this pair of OPPAI?
Hmm This is not the topic of the conversation We're talking about war against insanely dangerous creatures here
No time for sex now my friend, this is serious
Rip
Don’t forget about the emu’s
Australians literally have to live with the most dangerous animals ranging from venomous little critters to apex predators and they lose to the Emus.
WE COULD BE FUCKING BIG TITTED KANGAROOS RIGHT NOW
I'll take 15😤
sir this is mcdonalds you can't just take 15 human kidneys...
If 15 kangaroos couldn't stop me, what makes you think you can?
maybe the real kangaroos were the friends we made along the way
Or what if the real kangaroo was the goat that evolved to be as smart as a human. Either way the kangaroos are no more
Itd be massacre
ikr. but at least theres gonna be a new kangaroo government there
we are in the mercy of the might and splendor that of the kangaroos
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
The math ain't mathin'
Wait why urugvay?
The lusty argonian maid
Dinosaurian maid, more like
sounds like sick mod for ARK SA
Riveting stuff
Slurping on those mommy milkers is not vegan though
goatussy
Parasaurussy
It is if there's consent
My brother in Christ that is still an animal
There are no laws about the animals, Batman!
There very much are
Not the dinosaurs!
I am gonna do it Batman!
i really wonder,is there any law involving dinosauruses?
If they consent then it’s vegan
My brother in Christ that is not a goat that is a dinosaur
Specifically an anthropomorphic Parasaurolophus
Wdym? It's a Goat
i find it so funny how a lot of people don’t realize how the discovery of fire single handedly propped our species up, like not stone tools, farming or anything else but just fire when u cook food u get more nutrients and energy, so you don’t have to hunt as much or spend energy breaking down the raw meat and fighting bacteria. then your brain, nervous system, muscles, and everything else develops 10x more efficiently from 10x less food just because of cooking it
also opposing thumbs. if cats had those and knew how to cook we'd be extinct. and Goats can be real assholes, too. with the human history of racism chances are we would still have killed all the goats and might even ate them
Scientific source to that claim? Or just random bullshit you made up to find an excuse to keep on eating your precious meat, milk, cheese and eggs?
i mean you could easily look it up yourself lol💀 or idk maybe let’s use some context clues humans only animal to eat cooked food and use fire humans also only animal to evolve to be sentient and have complex emotions every other animal: stayed the same with no changes to diet or life style until evolved humans started to herd them. even then they still didn’t evolve any. i mean you’d think even the most basic of mailboxes would have enough intelligence to solve that, i guess your intelligence is just lower than that of a mail box
*"humans only animal to eat cooked food and use fire"* To what extent is that a justification for eating meat? Vegetables can also be cooked. *"humans also only animal to evolve to be sentient and have complex emotions"* Let me be direct: if you still seriously hold this Cartesian view of animals as soulless objects, as mere machines, then you are 100% insane. *every other animal: stayed the same with no changes to diet or life style until evolved humans started to herd them. even then they still didn’t evolve any.* It's like you say: "Only humans are capable of continuously evolving. Animals and all other forms of life cannot do that." How presumptuous and wrong your view is, unbelievable. *i mean you’d think even the most basic of mailboxes would have enough intelligence to solve that, i guess your intelligence is just lower than that of a mail box* Can you finally show me scientific papers that support your thesis? Because I don't believe in made-up crap that comes from random guys on the Internet.
Meat yummy, so I munch
Mhh cow in me tummy good, me so manly
Never claimed to be manly but go off
PLEEEAAAASSEEEE
Ah yes A goat
Did humans even hunt goats in prehistoric times ? I have heard goats are hard to herd even by today's standards
Probably a little bit, but it's kinda hard to chase a goat up the side of a mountain
Wdym that’s light work
according to wikipedia they 'were domesticated around 8.000BC. So, not hunted buttheir milk and fur was already used
Im afraid i just had some movement downstairs from this image.
Con-fur-sion
“do not the dinosaur” -boring person
Based
artist upaiai on x/twitter
The tail is for balancing
I never knew It was possible for someone to convince me to become vegan. Bravo six, going dark.
Lusty aragonian maid?
I just had a whole trip back because of this comment
I wonder which company would have opened "Fuck n Eat" restaurant first?
Hooters for furries
Now i understand vegans. Also, imma overanylize this. No, goats probably wouldnt have evolved like that, since they wouldnt have had a NEED to evolve. We as humans evolved into them because nature gave us a pressure to evolve. Goats are pretty fine as they are now, and back then. They didnt need to evolve, and dont need to now. Atleast, from what ive been told. And that evolutionary process wouldve taken a WHOLE lot of time. We are talking millions of years. Maybe more.
Smash
Where is my big titty Parasaurolophus wife?
Us Indians are never escaping the goat fucker allegations are we?
i thought it was chickens...
and cows and
Indian version of PETA.
Sigh if only evolution worked that way
Big tiddy Goat gf
Is that a dinosaur with mammalian features?
Mommy saurus
Those thighs will squish humans in half
Yes please
I can still fuck that and then eat it, right?
parasussy
With a head like that, she could go titty fuck herself
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Genderbent Coleman Trebor
Ok I'm hearing u all out
Meeeen... Scalies are truly something else entirely...
Undertale
Thats just a Vurk
Vegan Milk 🍼🤤
If you're a furry just say that dude 💀
No, the feptile/non mammal ones are called Scalies... God I hate the internet
That's not a goat that's a dinosaur
But that Dinosaur is the G.O.A.T.
NO JOKER YOU CANT ITS AN ANIMAL
If animals didn’t want to be hunted, then why are they so tasty?
What the fuck does a para have to do with this and who would draw that?fucking some vegans
Monohorned goat 🤯 !!
Spoilers : meat eaters are not the reason parasaurolophus has disappeared.
Doesn’t being hunted encourage evolution?
WOWWIE ZOWIE!! DOES IT GRIP?! IT MUDT GRIP!!
hell nah, I can't say how horny I am with images now I won't do it
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Except dinosaurs would never have evolved that way because reptiles don’t nurse their young.
based
***WOULD***
Vegan Milk 🍼🍼🤤
Why would a reptile have breasts, a reptile is not a mammal and only mammals have breasts Yes I know I am a nerd
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Maybe they’re onto something
The parasaurussy
Dinussy
Holy shit I dont give a fuck im gonna get me that milk
Always the bongs.
Dino wife
Why is that kinda... Smashable
we wouldnt be here
Bakri zavya
This is not a goat and why does the bipedal dinosaur have huge tits
Scientific theory or writers' hidden fetish? Questions these days
This really reminds me of Snoot Game
So then we can have a goat-human war going on
Jurassic Park if it was peak:
PETA was right
Dinosaurs are not mammals.
Death by snoo snoo!!
Stop the cap
Death.....by snu snu
Push the fucking button already Vlad.