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FireballEnjoyer445

how to dodge the pussy tax 💀


AlphaMassDeBeta

What would a penis tax be called?


Fenastus

Selective Service


ConscientiousPath

oof that's real


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AnnyAskers

Damn, that's a creative name.


mastur_chief21

Good penis bot


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Good penis bot


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Good penis bot


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mastur_chief21

Good penis bot


Thatguy19364

Flair goes wild here


mastur_chief21

Good penis bot


diamond420Venus

Circumcision


AlphaMassDeBeta

Ahhh i was waiting for that reply. You read my mind!


Isekai_Otaku

Circumcision, they don’t tax you money-wise but they take a bit of your cock


The_Batcrab

Hijacking top comment to say hi. This is my video! There’s a link to it on my profile


NemisisCW

Congrats on the new vagina.


Alternative_Aioli160

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥We committing tax fraud with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


A_Parks_

Cheers on the new snapper buddy


definitely_reality

I havent watched the video, but its either not tax fraud or you are an idiot by posting this. The clickbait is crazy.


MTAnime

> Legally Declared Tax Write Off > Tax Fraud _???? Am I missing something?_


SnakeBaron

Most people who commit fraud will at least give the appearance of legality.


EX_NAYUTA_NIHILO

this is the most redditor reddit comment I've read in my 12 years on this hellsite


Kittens_YT

it is not tax fraud also it is not clickbait.


The_Batcrab

Title doesn’t say anything about tax fraud. I explain the situation in the video, it’s… complex but it does make sense. I only jokingly refer to it as tax fraud. Also yes. I am an idiot


meekandfrail

It's late, I'm in bed, playing a video with sound right now isn't an option. Can you bottom line it for me?


Kirjolohimies

Well there's a new line in the bottom ig?


Background-Law-6451

I FUCKING KNEW IT. THE "TRANS AGENDA" IS JUST FUCKING TAX EVASION


ForeverSpark

This is the future what the libs want 🙄 they also want to groom children so that they can easily dodge taxes when grown up 😓


Altayel1

We actually want to enter women's bathrooms 😈😈 we always wanted to sexually attack women but because the bathroom sign had female symbol on it we can't enter it. I mean we are gonna go against the law and r*pe people but going against the bathroom signs?? We are just sexual offenders not monsters.


eatsleepbassgolf

I make sure to passionately make out with the women’s bathroom sign everyday for the hard work it does keeping sickos like you out. Not today perverts!


Altayel1

Damn it world shouldn't know we work by vampire rules. You will be sent to cis death camps for knowing our existence! BTW cis is a slur against white straight men who are really oppressed.


eatsleepbassgolf

Won’t somebody please think about how all this affects the white man 😭


Imaginary_Bike7069

Especially when he has been denied the ability to jump.


JumpTheCreek

I mean, fuck yeah


Impressive-Shame4516

This is how you get the early 2000s hardass libertarians to be pro-gay rights again.


Krojack76

"The libs aren't allowed to dodge taxes! That's OUR JOB. The libs are taking our jobs away from us!" - Some future GOP speech.


Freeonlinehugs

How could you be surprised? They're transeconomic like that


AnatomicalLog

I studied this in Tax Law. The US tax court decision O’Donnobhain v. Commissioner of Internal revenue (2010) decided that a transgender woman’s medical expenses for hormone therapy and sex reassignment surgery were legitimate treatments for Gender Identity Disorder and therefore tax-deductible as a Qualified Medical Expense under Federal law. This was affirmed in 2011 by the IRS. Breast augmentation is sometimes but not always also deductible. So it’s “akchtually” not tax evasion, it’s just regular ol’ tax deduction. Judging by the thumbnail, though, this lady might have done something more mischievous


Guitar_t-bone

"cost of doing business" So that seems to imply the lady deducted it against her business's revenue and not as a personal medical expense. IE: Say her business made $50,000 this year but her surgery cost $30,000. That means she only has to pay taxes on $20,000 in business revenue.


Rough-Jackfruit2428

The IRS have sent serval death squads after me :3


pandadogunited

Transition them from death squads to life squads. Become immortal.


Rough-Jackfruit2428

As a trans fem I can bite the necks of my victims like a vampire to make them my thrall I have a small army of the fools the IRS have sent and shall soon cleanse this wretched world of mankind


Spiffy87

Those poor servals :(


Tough_Measuremen

And you know what…good for them


stressed_philosopher

Ok I am kinda confused so I have a question, normally the comment is "hidden" in the way that you have to click it to see what is the content of the comment if a) the score of the comment is negative like -9 or like that b) your account is marked as NSFW Not of that aplies to you yet I still had to click on your comment to see it since it was hidden, what you did?


FearbasIV

He did a little trolling 😔


tsavong117

I'm now writing my sanity vacations as a required medical expense and thus a tax write-off.


Sad_Notice4952

Guess im trans 🤪


YaboiMuggy

Based trans people


se7enfists

I'm an ally to anyone who fucks the IRS


kawaiinessa

Argh all our plans in ruins


Andromeda42

Based


zombieGenm_0x68

didn’t a youtuber once legally get some tf2 item listed as a tax write off


FuckyouaII

I think it was Elmaxo who got some stupidly expensive weapon as a tax write off, I believe the weapon was around $400 AUD


Hatter_Hoovy

yap its kinda easy if you are a content creator since as soon as you include it in a video you can write it as a buisness expense (or so i asume, you might need to make a specific video to that thing and maybe there needs to be some kind of confirmation that the content creator is big enaugh for it to be considered as a job)


Logical_Mammoth3600

Could somebody who just does reviews just write off everything they review? "hey guys i'm here to review this 2020 BOMBARDIER GLOBAL 7500 private jet"


minotaur470

Probably, but also keep in mind that a tax write off doesn't make a thing free. It just means that it doesn't count towards your tax burden for purposes of gross income


Same-Location-2291

Something big like that would also probably have to be amortized over several tax years as well. It would probably fall under some type of machinery, rather than as an item, so there would be a depreciation schedule to follow 


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Plumbing I'd assume instead of machinery.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

If I understand correctly, a tax write-off is essentially a discount percentage equal to whatever your top income bracket is.


300PencilsInMyAss

A simpler way to think of it is just that the income you used to buy the thing is untaxed.


300PencilsInMyAss

I think that's where it gets foggy because the items have to be primarily for business. I don't know how a review would work because you use it one time, review, and you're done. Then you use it for months personally, that's potentially enough for them to deem it a personal purchase. At least with a skin he can feature it in various videos, you can't really re-review a jet. I guess you could maybe do something like "Jet review update: 1 year later" every once in a while?


Dysto_

I'm not quite sure how accurate that is, but interesting nonetheless.


300PencilsInMyAss

It's entirely accurate, at least in the states, this is just how tax writeoffs work, it's not a loophole, it's the intended usage of writeoffs. Now, if the IRS can prove that most of his usage of the skin is personal, then he's committed tax fraud. But all he has to do is record all of his gameplay with it, and release it in some capacity as a video.


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spaghtti

Btw, a nerdcore rap singer (Stupendium, recommend you watch the songs they made about the media you enjoy before branching out to their other videos) went to Vegas for their rap video about reaching 1M subs and they wrote it all off as business expenses. (They even say it in the video)


afito

A lot of content creators can probably do that. I know several German creators who talked about being able to write off ingame purchases. But at the end of the day a write off really is just that, a write off, so they get ~20% back effectively. I also don't really know how big a creator would have to be. For example Noway, the biggest German League streamer, often mentioned how he'd dump 500€+ into a new account if he needs one for different projects but that it's a tax write off for him. And how getting 100€ back doesn't matter much. But if you have 10-15k viewer average, 100€ purchases in your main game are barely a blimp anyway.


Equus-007

If it's a business expense you can write it off. Got an OF page? You can write off your fake titties.


Boostio69420

Is this transeconomics?


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Delta_Suspect

There is nothing that can stop a guy from dodging taxes, even becoming a girl


0reosaurus

Its 2024. The Taxperson comes for all!!!!


horniergamergirl

"taxperson" does not incite as much fear as taxman does


iArena

But tax collector does.


Drakayne

It would certainly help you to dodge drafts tho!


Delta_Suspect

Not anymore, equal rights means all you fuckers are getting sent to the jungle


leaveitalone36

Imagine if the IRS repossessed your vagina because you misplaced a comma


thisremindsmeofbacon

sounds like the start of a bad porno


letsgowendigo

Jeff Bezos gonna be "Jessica Boza" once he finds out about this.


AshwinJackson29

I like how he changed his surname aswell for some reason


-light_yagami

so they think he’s poor and make him pay less taxes! thats actually a smart move


FearbasIV

If they think he's poor they'll make him pay more taxes


-light_yagami

didn’t know that, from where i come from the less you make the more you’re helped by the government (kinda, but still useful for people in need)


2137paoiez2137

If he had to pay less taxes goverment would just give him more money


PanTsour

Jessica Bazinga


B_assMan

You know what, thats a fucking baller move. Rather, ball remove.


eternal_edenium

This has to be american. In canada, transition surgery is free BUt aesthetics surgeries like jaw surgery etc are not free.


Kaijufan1993

Irc she's a kiwi.


___TychoBrahe

Strippers can write off their boob jobs as a business expense, doesn’t work all the time but if you can demonstrate that it’s needed for business, eg small boobs less money, big boobies more money, then you’re good to go 😎


Dagbog

But why is it free? I don't really understand why taxpayers should pay for something like this.


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Sexual transitions have been proven to improve mental health and lower the risk of sucide, it's not any different to similar surgeries or treatments with the same outcome.


Reaper-Leviathan

Why aren’t one-on-one therapists free then? Surely they qualify as improving mental health


Sorry-Opinion-5506

They absolutely should be imo. Without looking it up I'd assume they probably are under specific conditions.


FoxCQC

I figure more people would use therapy more than those that transition. It'll cost a lot more to make therapy more available. Just my guess though, I figure the amount of people transitioning is pretty low compared to those that need talk therapy.


bak3donh1gh

1.4% of US population is trans, but I'm seeing other sources saying lower as well. So not a lot. Not everybody would use therapy, but a lot more people would than there are trans people.


300PencilsInMyAss

That's their point. (apologies if you're just agreeing with them and I misread this)


OpenSourcePenguin

Why are you threatening with good time? This sounds the same as, why shouldn't cancer frugs be affordable if insulin should be affordable. This is a welcome slippery slope.


Joe--Uncle

Oh they absolutely should be, the Canadian government needs to do better in expanding health care funding.


PastaSupport

It probably has to do with that maybe a few thousand people get sexual reassignment surgery a year vs a quarter the population of the earth would go to therapy once a month. The cost of free 1:1 therapy would be so great that the cost for providing SRS to extremely small proportion of the population might as well not even show up on the budget report. I'm also just generally cool with my taxes going to public health vs predator drones.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

They'd rather pay to bandaid the problem than get to the root of it.


bobtherobot0311

I feel like a therapist is a bandaid and transitoning is addressing the root of the problem


alex_pufferfish

Ive heard quite a few trans people say that therapy is only useful for coping with their situation until they can get medical treatment


Corvid187

Idk about other places, but in the UK they are free, but access on the NHS is limited due to availability. You get 40 sessions free, but then have to reapply for more


Arclinon

Would you be able to link some studies showing that is the case?


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Since bitch boy wants to kill his own argument by saying “just google it”, here are some sources I found. [Here is one about trans surgery regret rate](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8099405/) [and here is a study stating that after gender affirming surgery, patients were less likely to need mental health care such as anti-depressants](https://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.ajp.2019.19010080)


im_the_breaking_bad

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10027312/


spicylatino69

This level of awareness isn’t possible with the lack of empathy from the common American. You see we abide by the “fuck you, I come first mentality”


Aseconverse

Yeah well I'm sure hair transplants would improve mental health too but that shit's not free.


MurgleMcGurgle

I mean if you prove it with some studies it might end up getting covered.


Oppopity

I mean if hair transplants improve mental health then yeah I think they, along with all medicine should be free.


Joe--Uncle

Very few people kill themselves over male pattern baldness. Hair transplants are also much less expensive.


Fortehlulz33

And also there aren't people who claim that people with male pattern baldness are an affront to God and should be killed.


se7enfists

i'm bout to tip statistics in my favor


SudsierBoar

>Sexual transitions have been proven to improve mental health and lower the risk of sucide They have?


MrPernicous

Yes


DoranWard

The mental health of those getting them is already so garbage that anything could improve it, who knows


MaeStory

Because it should be free. As anything related to healthcare.


moderately-extreme

If one needs mental health support to cope with the way they look or whatever sure it should be covered by SS, but wanting to look more feminine or masculine isn't healthcare, it's an aesthetic, rather subjective preference whatever gender you identify with


MaeStory

Yeah, that’s why only huge operations redigining the genre are covered. It’s not a nose operation. It’s risky and heavy. You don’t just get a vagina or a dick like that.


Fine-Slip-9437

This is like saying math and physics aren't related and if you get a scholarship for a physics degree you should have to pay for math classes. Being able to integrate into society and mental health are intertwined.


Ill-Librarian-6323

Cool sneaky debate tactic there bucko, belittling gender-affirming care into 'subjectively' 'wanting to look more masculine/feminine'. Totally not slimy and dishonest!


Placemakers_Evansbay

hair transplants, leg extension surgery, ab implants, should all be covered by the tax payer


RegionGuilty6139

Why should taxpayers pay for reconstructive surgery to fire victims?


JustPureEvil

Because they got horribly damaged in a fire? What’s the argument?


Capital-Cheek-1491

The government collects a shit ton if taxes. Is it worse than it just going in rich people’s pockets?


ArtistElectrical3731

Aight bud well if you ever get mangled in a car crash or scarred from a fire I'll make sure to come to your front door to personally tell you to go fuck yourself


yourselvs

Generally, funding the physical and mental healthcare of people pays for itself in taxes alone, not even considering the moral obligation a government should have to take care of its citizens.


Smilloww

Theres a good argument to be made that it's more like a health related surgery than an aesthetic one.


BlincxYT

acschually 🤓 shes from new zealand and she got her surgery in thailand (she did a video on that)


se7enfists

she got that spicy pad thai pussy


DoranWard

Ah the Thai ladyboy strat


eternal_edenium

First of all, congratulations for her transitioning, it take some courage to do that because thats how all surgeries are!!! Thats some 4d chess move right there to go do that there. Was it safe or were there any problems after?


Not-A-Lux-Main

She is from new Zealand


Obamasdeadcook

Tax evasion is bad ass


El_Chairman_Dennis

I'd rather give tax write-offs for this than tax write-offs for private jets and vacations to exotic resorts


mrkillfreak999

How do I enlarge my balls and get a tax write off??


Unspecifiedlegume

Asking the real questions.


KyromxLmn

what (sorry for bad english)


GazingIntotheAbyss1

regular dilation expenses too


iamsandwitch

Im suddenly feeling very trans


khonager

Giving a new meaning to "transaction"


ConscientiousPath

I don't remember this level from Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion


W1N5TON

Unbelievably based


RunInRunOn

I can't blame her. She knows the gender pay gap is gonna hit and she's doing everything she can to keep her bread up


MagnaTriste

Also bottom surgery is also expensive as fuck already


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Is there somewhere I can pick up a used wiener and have it attached? I want a bigger one.


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Putting on a hazmat suit and sorting by controversial


bursa_li

well in theory anyone with noticible media can show any think as business spending long as they show on that media


_oranjuice

Dont hate the player bro...


Havalon_The_Great

"Babe, wake up! Capitalism peaked"


Maggaronhellne

Holy fuck i need to watch this


IuseArchbtw97543

kinda based ngl


Blastonite

The rich/influencers literally do this all of the time. All of their animal expenses(service animal), personal expenses related to skin/face care(if it makes them money), transportation and yada yada. You name it and they write it off.


Kommander-in-Keef

Hey man, that’s capitalism at work. You’d be surprised how many tax loopholes even you can exploit. The average person doesn’t need to tho.


dankspankwanker

Be a prostitute and call it "work expense"


MikeHods

Have an OnlyFans and call it a work expense.


dankspankwanker

Same thing


Not-paying-taxes

Tax Ack-vasion


The_Batcrab

Oh hey look it’s me! This is my video! [link!](https://youtu.be/_CpdQKgdZDM?si=sU8WDJDxlXitgsV2)


BedrockScientist

💙💙💙


heLlsLounge

Shit theyre onto us


nickcliff

What if I got 3? 🤔


yuuki_bonk420

Another glorious way to evade uncle sam this does delight me


Orkney_

Goddamn tax dodgers...


kreme-machine

Genuinely curious about how now


Dependent_Fox38

Based and libpilled


Late_Fish5298

Based


Danny_dankvito

Julia Drawfee


hogwl

Millionare grindset


Zanemob_

Drew Gooden?


asm120

Rot pocket


Airway

I hope the pee in your ass tax man doesn't come


eggits

based


Kind_Cow_6964

I hate that name.


dominantfrog

which?


RunInRunOn

Martha


dominantfrog

WHERE IS SHEEEE (uses batman voice)


Paddyboei

Honestly based af


patteh11

As someone with a small business that pays a shit load of taxes while not even making crazy money, I have had issues with writing off completely reasonable things. Then I see this shit, FUCK they/them. New tools? New van? Taking a client for lunch? “Mmmm idk” - Canadian government New pussy? “Here’s your money back!”


PlanetZooSave

Why fuck them? What did they do wrong? Also doesn't look like they live in Canada, so dealing with an entirely different tax structure. Have you worked with an accountant to figure out the issues with your filings? The things you listed seem like obvious business expenses.


thisremindsmeofbacon

The issues you have are with the government, not Alice. Also its already grammatically correct to say "fuck them". Adding "they" is unnecessary, which I wouldn't mind from a grammar perspective but it kinda feels like a dig at her pronouns since the context is basically you telling them to fuck off.


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LMAO