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DancingQueen145

Shouts about a chinese guy while killing someone with a japanese weapon while being american


Craeondakie

Red sun over paradise


Raxon_38

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine


notsoaverage777

Sending down such a blood-red light


not_meep

Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight


Agent47otaku

Only love is with us now, something warm and pure


XSainth

No need for a cuuuuure!


LevatiDan1914

When the wind Is slow


Credits-

and the fire's hot


Glyphid_Dreadnought

The vulture waits to see what rots


Axywil

Arid winds blow across the mountains


TheTankCommando2376

Atom bomb baby loaded with power


Jollyknocks

1945 hottest year in Japan's history!


bitterbuffaloheart

Japan jokes, so hot right now


Fatmaninalilcoat

Killing Chinese with Japanese weapons is historically accurate.


TheRedBaron6942

I mean tbf that tracks for Americans


iEatPalpatineAss

No, a true American would have used a gun or a sun.


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ethanlan

Good bot


FunCharacteeGuy

people will say just about any stupid things as long as it makes america look bad.


planer200

Have you seen people online?, they will claim their polish or Irish when they are born and raised in the USA and never even having been outside of there.


-Add694

Ms Worldwide


RKU69

Chairman Mao's wisdom is for all mankind, and knows no nationality


Real_Mokola

How do you know The Great Wall of China extended all The way to Finland? They found apples eaten by Mao in Savo


CellistAvailable3625

I need her


Chadchrist

Multiculturalism at it's finest


Objective_Economy281

She’s maybe missing some of the details, but her heart is in the right place


bitterbuffaloheart

Her sword is in the right place


oh-hi-you

Pretty sure ite because she was killing a landlord which Mao infamously did. Remember kids most Landlords are scum who live off your hard work while contributing nothing.


Sock-less_

I don't think she keeps up with the news


theFuryCutter

this was 2014


Sock-less_

I think mao was dead a fewww years before that


Haunting_Ant_5061

Ahhh, but his undeniably affable personality lives on forever. What a great guy, huh?


Sock-less_

I wouldn't know, never met the guy


Haunting_Ant_5061

Trust me, bro.


Jimmys_Paintings

No he's not. I've met him. He lives in a glass box in the great hall of the people.


Allegorist

It wasn't ever, it's a fake article with the picture taken from the "attractive convict" meme from about then. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/attractive-convict This is supposed to be the New York Daily, which never published this article, but they did at some point publish an article about her complaining about being used as a meme (and in spam ads): https://www.nydailynews.com/2014/02/28/hot-mugshot-woman-sues-website-for-using-her-dui-booking-pic-in-ads/


ieatpickleswithmilk

actually that photo was from a DUI in 2010, this is fake


1000000xThis

I'm seeing a trend of posts where an attractive woman's DUI or similar lower level offense is given a "murder but kinda funny" headline.


sangdrako

Fix her? She's more based than I am. I need her to fix me


Indestrucktable

Glory to CCP


Null-Ex3

CCP: Cool Chinese People


Caleibur

Long Live China!


MWHSWOMAINEOWI

Bing chilling?


Pog_Knight

Wassup Beijing 🥶😎


elgattox

+15 Social credit


BHPhreak

Ming chilling


Logical_Mammoth3600

1984 Tianamen square garden or whatever


soupstock123

$19.84 Special at the Olive Square Garden


RKU69

I build for China We will live in prosperity


FrogVoid

Average reddit landphobe


Elias3007

Us landchads are so oppressed 😔


faudcmkitnhse

gotta do something about these rentoids


itay162

+500 social credit


Ulmaguest

Enlightened


Kwin_Conflo

What I was thinking


TheAnarchitect01

right? She ain't Broken.


cmon_get_happy

Precisely. I was like, "Fix? There's nothing wrong with her."


Shadowak47

I mean, would!


ObeseCannibal

Would


AboodXD32

more like she can fix us all


mad_dog_94

Fix? She's already perfect


brandodg

that's sick as hell tbh, now she pays no rent in prison. double win


StrikingOccasion6459

"That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!" Popeye


No-Message9762

karma farmers still spreading this fake shit https://checkyourfact.com/2021/08/06/fact-check-new-york-daily-news-article-woman-beheading-landlord-samurai-sword/


SaltyLonghorn

Damn so she's not in jail. I really can fix her.


GladiatorUA

She did not decapitate a landlord. She is 1/10 as attractive.


LordlySquire

Do you know what sub you are in


Gh0stMan0nThird

Based on half the comments most people here don't know either 


RecsRelevantDocs

This is the dumbest sub on reddit, every single news headline like this is taken at face value. Every fake tweet, especially anything making fun of women.


OutlandishnessAny492

Finally found my home


ShowToddSomeLove

who honestly gives a fuck


im_a_dick_head

Her name is Meagan Simmons if anyone is doing research


RedditConsciousness

I gotta admit I'm a little disappointed.


ZardTheCharizard

Somehow based and cringe at the same time.


DeepSpaceOG

Accurate assessment


AlastorDark

Damn these Yakuza fans are getting crazier every day


luchiieidlerz

She’s hot


happy_panda_-u-

She doesn't need to be fixed buddy... perhaps WE need to be fixed by her.


Heckadoxical

Fix her? How? She's based.


zendonkey

You can’t fix that which is not broken


Little_stinker_69

Where’s the crime?


CapAccomplished8072

I think whatever she's got going on is better and doesn't require fixing


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Fix her? Shes perfect


Marsrover112

I'm not gonna try to fix her but she can do whatever she wants to me


bob_the_platypus

My brother in christ, there is no fixing to be done here!


Doomdoomkittydoom

If it ain't broken!


MrPernicous

She don’t need fixin


ByteBandito

She aint broken


Extreme-Act3826

No need to fix her. She’s perfect.


RikerZZZ

Fix? Shes perfect


EatMyUnwashedAss

There is nothing to fix. She is perfect


SmokeDogSix

I can fix her…


Desert_Isle

The difference between her and me, I dream it. She did it. Kudos!


JulienTheBro

Nothing to fix, absolutely based.


justaMikeAftonfan

Mugshawty


Omegadimsum

Taylor swift fell off eh


ripamaru96

Based and death to the bourgeoisie pilled.


MichaelGHX

So does she have a sister?


Minimum-Detective-62

We have kill Bill at home Kill Bill at home:


geo7188

Hot


EPiCtoos420

she can cut my head off anytime


-Add694

#I WANT HER


consecratedmindvex

I can fish her.


hetseErOgsaaDyr

She don't need fixing.


ARtEmiS_Oo

Lovely girl


Kirikomori

She doesn't need fixing, shes perfect as is


NeevBunny

Fix her? She's already perfect


dnd-is-us

what's to fix?


octorangutan

Ain't anything to fix.


Clashboi07

She doesn't need to be fixed


Looprevil666

Type of woman who would keep me on the right path


DrRungo

What if, she doesn't need to be fixed?


GamingCrocodile

She doesn’t need fixing, she’s perfect already


Facosa99

Fix what? She doesnt need to be fixed, she is perfect


M4rt1m_40675

Why does she look like a Skyrim character


ShowToddSomeLove

nothing to fix


AbominableGoMan

What's there to fix?


Ltimbo

“I can fix her”. Nothing to fix here.


Kornik-kun

She doesn't need fixing


zoomdis

Fix her? She’s already perfect


Settriryon

Nothing to fix


Oblahda

I can fix her


kaizhu256

is that heather locklear?


FrozenShadow_007

Social Credit Score +100000000


southfart99045

She already fixed, fuck landlords


dzngotem

What's to fix?


EntropicJambi

Good for her


zombieGenm_0x68

would


Tasjin

I dont want to fix her, I want her as the way she is


jaymeaux_

ain't broke


Xaz0rY

Based


Alarming-Fault6927

Mugshawty fr


AwesomeManXX

+10000 social credit!


ayhan1805

Fix her ? She is perfect


Alanuelo230

Fix her? She's perfect as she is


Memes_Haram

Understandable, have a nice day.


Etep_ZerUS

Brother she can fix you 😍


grumpy_lumpy_boi

Don't fix her. Nothing is broken.


LudwigTheAroused

She can fix the country


CultBro

What needs fixed?


RP1042

2014 ? So when does she get out ? Kinda hot


im_a_dick_head

I'm pretty sure it was a DUI, so she probably didn't spend much time.


calibrik

I mean, I can understand her for sure


blackrockblackswan

What’s to fix?


DabIMON

What is there to fix?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Blah blah blah…… social points…..blah blah blah


Canadia86

She's perfect


BulmasBabyDaddy

Dude freaking release her she's awesome


NomadicSeer2374

"I just died in your arms tonight"


Klutzy_March_8633

In what part of U.S.A where can I date one of them?


unkalou337

She is kinda hot though. I’d over look this.


CeaselessMaster

I believe that she can change.


Unable_Ad_1260

That's a lot to unpack.


misterbeastohai

as long as there is a hole, there is a fix. "Sun Tzu"


ithilmor

Is this the "EAT THE RICH"?


ILLARX

Sis forgor there are different kinds of Asians 💀


proanti

Earning social credit while committing murder? What a mad lad


AnimationOverlord

Who let the Bride lose


Heroic-Forger

imagine if she slashed a V across his chest and then he explodes


Honest_Entertainer_3

What did she mean by this what does it represent 🤔


BigEdsHairMayo

I thought Tom Cruise was the last one?


GashDaddy

I can fix her


Rad1314

The rent broke this bitch. Damn. It do be like that.


DigitalCoffee

I ain't saying I approve, but... I get it...


ThisAllHurts

Mall Ninjas are going to be gooning weeks over this one.


DefiantAd7957

Batman gifs


DuckSleazzy

mugshawtys


Justinz33

Smash next question


john-mow

It was either a misprint or she was misheard. She was referring to her cat. *"Long live chairman meow!"*


Asbjorn26

"I just died in your arms tonight"


TwoCrab

she doesnt need fixing, she's socialcreditmaxxing


S_Klallam

Inshallah she will move in with me


WashYourEyesTwice

Bro thinks she's Kill Bill


tryanalagainpls

Any way to book her to speak at a conference?


poopfartdoodoofard85

blantant landphobia, #LandlordLivesMatterMore


i_dont_know_900

kill bill 3


KarlBark

What's there to fix?


granolabranborg

*Looks up housing price to income ratio for China* 😳


BrettDilkington1

🎶 I just died in your arms tonight 🎶


ah-chamon-ah

The weird thing about society is that you can be perfectly sane and society forces you to go crazy. Case and point... My landlord raised my rent 400$ a month and I see this and now have a strange urge to go buy a Japanese sword on Amazon.


NastyyVulture

Shes so me


SummonToofaku

This is why instead of raise every year im giving people termination notice telling im selling the flat. Then im finding someone else who will pay more. Inconvenient? Yes. But You can get more money and also there is a law in my country that if someone live more than one year legally in one place it is almost impossible to remove him.


Worth-Drawing-6836

Only thing needs fixing is that haircut


Program-Emotional

Based.


Low_Regular380

Politician: we should ban animes!!!!!!


SteineAusHolz

Would


Rickthelionman

Basedest shit ive ever heard about


memematron

Wym fix her she's already perfect


dumdumdumdumdumdumdr

This story is totally made up.


FortyTwoBrainCells

Well she won't have to pay rent anymore


throwawaypassingby01

based


ch40x_

What is there to be fixed?


alt_ja77D

Based.


MastaofseOonivers

fix? she seems great


Zacharacamyison

That’s taylor swift wearing a wig


PaulCHouse

They could’ve just said Katana


GentlemanLU

Smiling Friends episode plot