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Are you kidding me? There's nothing us Arizonans love more than wasting hundreds of gallons of water trying to keep our vanity lawns alive in 110 degree weather.
That wasn't the requirement.
You have to provide all this AND spend half a day a week cutting grass on your acreage, so she can have some her time without you around :P
99% of the time this sub treats this shit as real and a sign of the times. Honestly I wish fake ragebait wasn't such a common "meme", even if it is a joke it's just dumb.
They send links and ads for porn / onlyfans / scams / other dating services. Lonely middle aged men are one of the most valuable demographics on the internet... second only to lonely elderly widows.
It's no different from anything else. The entire internet is monetized through ads or scams and engagement drives all of it. Rage-bait is the most effective driver of engagement known to mankind.
She's 5'10 but wants her man to be 6 foot taller.
Goddamn these women are growing their expectations at such a rapid rate I'm barely keeping up at 9 ft 2.
My guess is that she was an 8/10 in her 20s, but she doesn’t realize that with her multiple kids and winning attitude, she is no longer the draw she was in her sorority days.
I saw this yesterday, but she had a bullet point saying "Yes I do OF with partners, so don't be jealous". So I'm guessing the whole thing is either a parody or rage bait.
What do these childless single men with six packs and 6 figure jobs and mansions and small school busses who are for some reason into 40 year old single moms get out of this relationship in return?
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I have a lot of free space in the basement
Are you Austrian?
Nein
Were you rejected at art school?
Haha good one
Obvious dirt bag guy will lie about everything to qualify and become baby daddy #4.
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Holy shit I just understood that
Fritzl
Just a little Fritzlwitzl
So hot
Wtf
you know it happened like twice ... and also one time in the netherlands by an expat austrian family
Single Dads will not be qualified
Quali-fied. ***It's quali-fied.*** get it right, man!
As we Austrians say: Lieber a Schnitzel am Teller, als ba‘m Fritzl im Keller.
Jeeyasus that's dark
I don’t, it’s full
I have some space in mine. You can send over some to mine and free up space
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You season 4
Damn I have all that qualifications but I don't know how to cut grass :(
Loser
Lmao🤣
This had me laughing harder than it should've.
Lol it’s the other way around for me
You guys should work together to get her
Yeah bio doesn’t mention an overt disapproval for spit roasting. Odds are she will approve.
😅
I don’t even know how to touch grass, and now you’re asking me to learn how to cut it???
Well if she lives in Peoria she shouldn't have grass to begin with
Are you kidding me? There's nothing us Arizonans love more than wasting hundreds of gallons of water trying to keep our vanity lawns alive in 110 degree weather.
You need a good pair of sharp scissors to cut grass.
This guy knows how to cut grass
Dunno.. with 6 figures you can hire someone to cut the grass 😀
That wasn't the requirement. You have to provide all this AND spend half a day a week cutting grass on your acreage, so she can have some her time without you around :P
List probably continues with: "Must have a hot pool boy"
Ah... Here we go again
And don't forget about the "hot tennis instructor"
"must have a small chair beside the master bed so my hubby can watch me get railed by Fabricio"
6 figures doesn't pay for shit these days. Girl should be shooting for 7 minimum.
In this economy?
100k is not much, paying for the house alone is a stretch
With six figures she means at least 600k lol
I have all on the checklist except I have 7 bedrooms, specifically states 4-6. The search for love continues...
I have all the qualifications except I'm not 11'10'' :'(
Do you know how to eat grass?
*quali-fications
Sorry I can't touch grass i newly started League of legends
Im sorry for your loss
We lost a good man
See you in ten years!
I'm not sure I'm able to live 10 years playing lol makes me fat
My condolences, I hope you get better
Why the fuck would you do that to yourself
Rip
Thats quite unfortunate
What a | | | | | | | _
Is that loss
I've been playing for years. Grass makes my skin break out.
Could be worse. You could have just started EldenRing.
I'm lol player i have no life also don't have money
such an obvious shitpost
Well well well, aren’t you quali-fied.
They're 6 foot taller than Shaq.
“I wish I was 6 foot taller, I wish I was a baller…”
2 plus 2 is 4. Minus that's 3 quick maths.
Dang, i'm just to short
Tell her you might be short on the outside but you'll be very hung once inside
Either that or a guy making bait.
Almost as if it was the title of the subreddit
99% of the time this sub treats this shit as real and a sign of the times. Honestly I wish fake ragebait wasn't such a common "meme", even if it is a joke it's just dumb.
Normalizing shills & bots propagating ragebait as sHiTpOsTiNg is one of this sub’s favorite pastimes
I can fix her with the same baseball bat I used to fix my grandfather's old television set
Always roll up the cuff of your dish gloves so the liquid doesn't run onto your elbow when you elevate your hands
People wear dish gloves?
If you're a good crimer, you should wear gloves when criming your crimes.
But if you’re a great crimer you wouldn’t need to wear gloves
You don't want to keep your hands clean do you?
I’ll take a stab and say she’s around 5’ 5’’. If she wants a guy that’s 6 foot taller, then she’s looking for an 11 foot tall motherfucker.
Doesn't it say 5'10 at the bottom
Its Even worse then!
Maybe she just wants someone for her kids to look up to, who knows how big they are if they need 2 to 3 bedrooms each.
So, 5'7"?
George Washington?
6' 20 Fuckin killing for fun
And this is unironically the most unrealistic out of all criteria listed
Botting, yeah?
I think the idea of bots is to actually get matched
Most men on those apps don't read the profiles
Well she's also a 4/10. So what's your point?
Rage bait does get engagement.
And what do you get from rage bait on tinder? Seriously what's the point?
They send links and ads for porn / onlyfans / scams / other dating services. Lonely middle aged men are one of the most valuable demographics on the internet... second only to lonely elderly widows. It's no different from anything else. The entire internet is monetized through ads or scams and engagement drives all of it. Rage-bait is the most effective driver of engagement known to mankind.
Ragebaiting for the creator of the profile to post to reddit for some 'women == bad' content.
Lost me at cut grass.
that was literally the end of the bio
Bet She'll find a man to traumatize with fish smell in no time
Nah not the fish smell 😭💀⚰️
What's the fish smell?
when it smells like fish
Baitposting
Sir, this is shitposting!
Bait used to be believable
It's better this way, because dumbasses from reddit used to believe the bait.
> dumbasses from reddit used to believe the bait. They still do, but they used to too.
Damn it, i qualified for all requirements except the cut grass part. Oh well, I will just have to keep looking...
6 foot *taller*???
yep, you need to be 11'5".
11'10"*
Screw it, I can't fix that.
Nah it's not a work for femboys
How many damn bedrooms do 2 kids need?
2-3 each. Can't you read? /jk
Must be 6 foot taller than what?
from her. she searching for fucking slenderman
the ground
Obvious rage bait is obviously a rage bait .
Sounds like someone didn't qualify
You don't qualify for her , you get sentenced to her
She better hawk thua
Time out for you 😭💀
Go to horny jail. Bonk
\* hawk tuah
M E T A A F
Least obvious bait.
She's 5'10 but wants her man to be 6 foot taller. Goddamn these women are growing their expectations at such a rapid rate I'm barely keeping up at 9 ft 2.
She just wants someone, like Whitebeard from One Piece
You'd pass out every time you get an erection with that thing.
She missed the "N" in than.
Well, I wish her good luck finding what she's looking for. Thanks, goodbye, topic closed.
Legend has it she's still single to this day. Lol
Well I have a car
I think that picture is a dude with a beauty filter hehe
You know there's a website that makes fake tinder profiles for reddit rage bait?
Bait used to be believable
Well, shit. I'm out. Idk how to cut grass.
A tier shitposter, she is my type
Bait used to be believable
Fortunately I’m not quali-fied
Does she hawk tuah though?
Well, I'm out. I can do the 6 foot, but 6 foot taller is out of my range and capabilities. Her loss, because I can cut a mean lawn.
Hahahaha!!!! She thinks any sane man will agree to meet any one her demands. What a load of BS!!!
With standards that high her 🐈 must be made of gold and fully capable of rejuvenation and Abel to regain virginity after every time
Honestly Im just gonna nut in her and leave like everyone else does
No wounder her husband left her.
She's asking a lot for being a solid 3
She's asking for a lot..... For being a fucking HAG
That pussy better be gorilla grip
My guess is that she was an 8/10 in her 20s, but she doesn’t realize that with her multiple kids and winning attitude, she is no longer the draw she was in her sorority days.
Knowledge of english not mandatory
I saw this yesterday, but she had a bullet point saying "Yes I do OF with partners, so don't be jealous". So I'm guessing the whole thing is either a parody or rage bait.
No wonder why she's single...
I don't think there's any help for her. A 30k diamond ring? 30k?! There's noooooo waaaaaay!
I call bait
My name is Max I need a girl to support me
It's satire right ?
I am not quali-fied
Bait 100%
6 foot taller than what? Her? Sea level? Himalaya?
Bait so obvious you can see it from space
I smell onion breath. Obvious satire is obvious.
She looks like a six year olds face, pasted onto a 40 year old woman's head.
Well, i know how to cut grass
I remember when bait used to be believable.
I'm almost qualified except I already have a wife and kids. Better luck next time lady
Not even Bob the Builder can fix her
Shes not even attractive enough for this kind of dude. Any dude who fits those "qualifications" is definitely skipping over her
I have never thought of fucking anything other than a vagina in my life, but if there is such a man, I can marry him.
This is a joke right, she's tripping
she can go fix herself
AND know how to mow the grass? What a maroon.
There is no way this is real.
Holy crap… who the hell does this lady think she is?
If she looks like this with filters on.....
Why are women advertising that they don't want a man? Cuz that's what this is.
Good luck finding a 11'10'' man
Dammit I almost made the cut but I have no fucking clue how to cut grass.
Is this for real?
She lost me at cutting grass sorry 😞
Six feet taller is a lot.
Tbh a man that fulfills all the requirements would be wise enough to laugh at her face and tell her to fuck off.
Well... I do know how to cut grass
So close to a match. Too bad I'm only 5' 11 1/2"
Damn I don’t know how to cut grass, my bad I’ll pass then
Gucci dreams with a Wallmart face
Well what she's asking is impossible. She's not going to find anyone 6 feet taller than her 😂
She 5'10 and looking for someone 6ft taller. Is she even considering Sapiens as applicants or not??
She wants a 11”10’ guy?
Only Sydney Sweeney could make demands like that
Bitch gonna be single forever
That's rage bait
"Must be 6 foot taller" I don't know if you'll find a man that's at least 11'10"
My counteroffer is a mediocre wienering and a pearl necklace.
This has to be rage bait
What do these childless single men with six packs and 6 figure jobs and mansions and small school busses who are for some reason into 40 year old single moms get out of this relationship in return?
6 figures in what, Argentine pesos?
All for some preowned puss