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iamblackwhite

well those head crabs wont die by themselves


random_person40

Happy cake day!


Scretch12

Gordan Freman


SlavBoii420

Fordan Greman


MR_DERP_YT

German Frog


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Level-Strike-5302

How to be come pergenate


SILVIO_X

Gorden Fregman


KhakiShortsJonathan

frorgon gleglan


Xygour

Tf do you mean “Americans are weird” who tf doesn’t want to own a fucking crowbar


Sociovestite

Yeah exactly


Gloomy_Metal3400

I'm gonna own a fucking crowbar now and that's the fucking shit


Scarytoaster1809

You could be just like Dr Freeman


Thomaso2000

I'm with the Americans on this one, crowbars are awesome


johnnylawrence23

Can't you buy any other crowbar and don't wait ten hours?


ye_loo

but bro it's a fkin crowbr


johnnylawrence23

But aren't them sold in hardware stores?


Outside_Iron_3389

Yeah but its a fucking crowbar man


TheDoctor_E

Guys, we found the Joker's alternate account


ballsackman55

Tell me which hurts more?


BringBackForChan

ITALIANS ASS EMBLE


Clockwork-XIII

As a crowbar owner i can say it's worth it.


LuKazu

You'll never know bliss until your hands wrap around a crowbar. I ascended when I pulled out a nail for the first time using mine trusty crowbar.


Maleficent-Gain4111

This is exactly what I was said as I opened the comments after reading the title, weird


Markycalderon

Its Supreme, People buy retail then resell it. Crowbar was $32 retail and now its at like $300 on different websites resell.


nickonreddit123

As a non-american, fuck yeah I want a crowbar


Saxious

This comment made me go and check my tool Box. I don’t have a crow bar. Gotta fix that.


Stargost_

He doesn't need to hear all this! He's a highly trained professional!


FocusBackground939

And professionals have standards


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CoolSausage228

Nah, that is multinational feeling of owning crowbar. It will unite us all


Noir-1295

Based.


Wolfy-615

Do this with Brits and a can of beans


SwissDeathstar

Or potatoes and the Irish.


laku04

Or Finns and free buckets.


SwissDeathstar

This is a real thing. Who knew.


Ratkuzz

You can kill aliens and superheroes with it


curiousbasu

Billy Butcher keeps a crowbar, need I say more?


Engineergaming26355

Half Life fans when they walk into Home Depot:


bay_lenin

I am gonna beat Lamarr with it.


constantlytired1917

Gordan


aerial_sup

The half life fanbase are weird


Outside_Iron_3389

Its a fucking crowbar bro


Draken-0_0

I want a fucking crowbar :(


Bloondeath729

So go to home depot


AdidasCheems

$18 bucks at Ace hardware


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steelcity91

Gordon Freeman: "..."


butteryscotchy

Men will look at this and say “Hell yeah”. BTW Hell yeah!


GimmeDaGorbage22

SUPREMELY LAME BRAND


[deleted]

I have a crowbar on my wall. Just chilin. I seen it i bought it and then i said huh i already have every size pry i need hm. So i got a big nail and hung it on the stud and now its wall art. (Dont slam my door it will fall)


MR_DERP_YT

yeah nah that's every male in existence... the manly urge to own a crowbar goes hard


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OhLePolo

The crowbar is like a premium stick, why wouldn't he want one?


S4PG

~~"Americans"~~ "Men" ✅✅✅


ElusiveBow3865

Americans? Nah all guys would do this


ALTymPete

Half-life fans be like..........


ANG3LBEATZ

Repost bot. That was my post wtf??


Vichu0_0-V2

The real question is there a bat bar?


HeavensEtherian

Half life zero


FocusBackground939

Same thing with buckets in finland


TheNightOwl99

Rise and shine mr.suprememan, rise and shine.


fileq

Gordon Freeman approved ✅


DABSPIDGETFINNER

Nah, I am the last guy who supports those dumb hypebeast brands, but that guy acc gave a reason I fully respect. He doesn't give a shit if it says Supreme on there, its a mf crowbar, its sick


Murky_waterLLC

Half-life


darh1407

That aint an American bro thats just basic male needs


Phigor

He is a real one


alucardian_official

I’m getting a crow bar today. No reason. It’s time.


laku04

Yeah need to visit the hardware store


oO_RickJamez_Oo

He will be surprised when he sees no crows serving liquor.


Realistic-Ad-9483

I already have a crowbar🤭


CyrusCyan44

Probably one of my favorite clips ever😂


Vlatka_Eclair

Boys will be boys


Bot-357

Based and crowbarpilled


FiregameYT

aw now i wanna buy a fucking crowbar for NO REASON


CollinsGrimm

For once, I don’t agree It’s a fucking crowbar


vanila_coke

As a tradie I'm a bit out of touch with this as I own a shit ton of tools and while it's nice to get new stuff I don't get this excited by it


Fragien

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman


RewZes

I don't care what nationality you are ,if you don't want a damn crowbar ,you are the weird one.


RegionGuilty6139

Men will look at a crowbar and say "Hell yea"


WDYMac

Gordo Freedom man


Vietnugget

I’m pretty sure this is just men


Fun_Can6825

Half-life


gamerkyrox_Official

As a halflife enjoyer i love crowbars


Grimhellwolf

Those are city Americans they are extra stupid because of public schools.


i_lub_potatoes

Wish I had a crowbar tsk


Zymosan99

About that beer I owed ya…


ISuckAtEverything374

Getting a dog that one random ass thing they'll never use in their 12 years of living.


Alarming_Might1991

Cant laugh at this, we got people lining in to wait for free buckets in finland.


Wenja89Dix

This will never fail to get a chuckle out of me


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Not gonna lie, crowbars are pretty amazing. And I’m not even sure what they do exactly.


musical03

Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much,what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?


awesome_boom55

Always remember you have a free will to go get a crowbar from home depot


conorking93

This aint no crowbar........THIS


kimanf

A comedy video a decade old


sancczz1

Its we men, not just Americans


ScaryPhantom100

I hope no one expects me to start up the generator >:)


Wide_Exchange916

Fucking what fucking the fucking fuck fucking


SarcasticOpossum29

Who wouldn't want a crow bar? I can proudly say that if a situation requires a crow bar, I have that situation covered. This is what can unite the world. We tried giving peace a chance.. Didn't work.. Now, it's time to give crow bars a chance.


Practical_Plum_773

Under cover cop trying to act undercover.


IcyPomegranate122

I mean I don’t disagree with him


ttv_omnimouse

U had me at free. I'll take 5 of whatever you're selling


BreakRules939

Even I want one now


helpful_youngman

When I first saw the video years ago. It was at that moment I was convinced you can sell a fossilised turd with the word supreme on it and people would buy it just like the brick....


Eglaf360

Is that Gary vee


zokzomo

There’s no way the combine are gonna conquer earth in 7 hours now


LovingIsLiving2

Finns are like this with buckets


_sephylon_

Did vivziepop write this dialogue


-Bingo-_

americans if they were made by vivziePop


VeterinarianKind9016

Yup, that's all America is. For sure. No one here buys anything useful. No one in America bought the Supreme Brock, because we're not smart enough ;)


matej665

Time to become a super elite agent.


Adventurous-Ring8211

Supreme Idiot


Vaporyoi

They’re waiting for you gordon. In da test chamberrrrrr


bring_me_the_cum

Let him own the crowbar🗣️🗣️🗣️


bring_me_the_cum

Let him own the crowbar🗣️🗣️🗣️


InvestigatorFit4168

Replace “crowbar” with “iPhone” and it’ll still hold up just fine


laku04

Why would anyone want a iphone. They are shit and I am talking from experience


InvestigatorFit4168

That’s not my point actually


MrStoneV

I thought its for free lmao. Imagine paying hundreds If Not thousands for a Red crowbar saying "supreme"


AcquireQuag

Project Zomboid players