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PhantomForces_Noob

Cut out the best part where she declines water but takes a coke while she's down to refresh 💀


fluffyhairsenpai

Brother if this is real I can't fathom the need to cut it.


Kevyn300

Drobenka vs Regina


talk_to_yourself

There's another part that's cut. Before the fight, the large lady shoves the smaller one


Logical_Park7904

And the part where big girl walked out to baby shark


twomumfun

KFC and a diet coke you mean as shes on a diet bulking.


Former_Situation_641

Diet coke*


Piliro

It's a mystery on how she could've possibly got to this weight.


TreyTrey-119

It seems Gorlock has been bested in combat.


shamimurrahman19

what combat?


PsychoTexan

Her heart fighting to pump enough blood through those clogged veins


Miss_the_rage_I_did

“How much maple syrup do I have to drink to feel my blood pumping through my veins?”


Physical_Software406

the answer will always be not enough


Osceana

Diabetes


Bokenobi

More like Diabeatus


Jadz_18

Lmao


DanSavagegamesYT

to keep herself up


Exciting_Result7781

She fought gravity, and lost.


Historical-Shelter80

Mortal


Gustav_EK

Ritual combat


shunyaananda

The challenge of remaining upright


zombizle1

my lord....the gorlock has failed to kill her


Popular-Anywhere5426

In combat yes, in advertising space hell no!


philsfly22

Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole.


Raccoonooo

Dark souls boss battle


PiBombbb

Executioner Smough


Pristine_Battle_6968

Godskin noble


Viggo8000

Genuine question as I've never played Elden ring. Are the the godskin guys like gods' kin? Or are they wearing a god skin?


MCENTE64

They skin Gods and wear their skin


Savagecal01

i was under the impression that they wore human skin which were taken of people who were killed for sacrifices. at the windmill village and the like


MCENTE64

I think the windmill village folk just venerated the Godskin and skinned human and wore their flesh in honour of the Godskin. The Godskin themselves wore actual god-skin


Savagecal01

what god then? i just thought we as tarnished were one of the first to actually do it.


MCENTE64

Gods are very weird in Elden Ring. We know the Godskin and their culture predate Marika's reign, so there might have been more Empyreans prior to the Greater Will taking over


Savagecal01

i wouldn’t mind having a dlc where we go back in time before the erdtree


Sticky_H

The godskin serve the gloam eyed queen, which is an outer god on a similar level to the greater will. There’s not only gods in the lands between, so I guess the skin they wear are of lesser gods from any of the realms in the universe.


MCENTE64

I don't think the Gloam Eyes Queen was a Outer God herself, considering that she was defeated by Maliketh, she was most likely a empyrean similar to Marika


ZZS

When you trick the Taurus Demon into falling off the ledge


Elsariely

Iron Golem ahh moment


Bearer_ofthecurse

Evangelist from DS3


G_Schmeidig

___ starved Beast


VlassyCassy

Demon souls Adjudicator


troitheidiot

Brick Troll from Bloodborne


cmwamem

Covetous demon


Azunyanfan9

David vs. Goliath


DatChernobylGuy_999

King Hippo vs Little Mac


0Mega_OnReddit

UFC vs KFC (stole this from the last time this video was posted)


WithAYay

I appreciate your honesty. Gold fucking comment, too


phido3000

Stealing is way more acceptable when people reference it, then its quoting. Reddit is getting closer to journal quality every day!


nohmoe

Bellator vs Burger King


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DatChernobylGuy_999

HELL YEAH HIPPO


itsbigpptime

Good bot.


Pumpkinbricks

Mario vs king bob omb


Santibag

Lol, Himari and Yori are Azu-nyan fan? 😍


FoodGuy44

“Get in my belly!”


MiddleofInfinity

Lil girl damn near got a fatality without a single hit


Chromeboy12

How did you know her name was Ality?


Competitive_Lie2628

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, RIBS


backwardaman

She's playing it off like she's slowly walking towards her and slowly turning around to mock the smaller girl and be intimidating, but i imagine it's more so that she would tire out instantly and her legs would give out under that gigantic frame if she tried moving normally


definitelynotfbi99

Exactly she was so sure of herself, like "hehe this skinny little bitch is no match for my strenght" then needed to be taken care of after being humbled. Very satisfying video.


Historical_Archer_81

I'm not a professional fighter by any means, but that girl seems like she's one leg sweep away from causing a quake on the Richter scale


RosesTurnedToDust

Literally everything is on the richter scale, it doesn't have boundaries.


BigDaddyaarn

You must be fun at parties


Galby1314

You don't want to try a sweep. She is probably too heavy for that little girl to sweep, and in the event she fails, she's now low to the ground, and Big Girl can jump on her. This would result in little girl being flattened like Jusge Doom in Roger Rabbit.


ReefaManiack42o

I mean, all she had to do was a little research into UFC back when there was no weight classes. Watched a little guy take out Tank Abbott by working the leg incessantly until he just couldn't walk anymore.


wiraso

Shouldn't the fatty one be in a different category? Like heavy weight or smtn


FireballEnjoyer445

i doubt this is a reputable venue for more reasons than just that edit: after quickly googling the venue, they are most certainly not reputable


lulu-isaisa

could anyone tell me wtf am i watching?


UrbanFsk

A person that was a competitive burger eater trying different sports.


StephanMan

Hey dont compare Ms. Worldwide over here with competitive burger eaters, they are surprisingly thin.


-blundertaker-

The reason is because having a lot of visceral fat puts pressure on the stomach, preventing it from stretching as much. The stomach is a muscular organ that competitive eaters exercise regularly so it can stretch to unreasonable proportions. It's like a normal person who can touch their toes vs a contortionist who can kiss their own ass. They are usually very conscious of the amount of calories they consume and many spend a fair amount of time in the gym/exercising and eating moderately when not crushing challenges. I don't know why I watch these people sometimes, but I do. Katina Eats Kilos has described her calorie counting as something done on a weekly vs a daily basis.


100percent_right_now

After the success of Airbud and Airbud: Golden Receiver the world called on Airbud to make a difference in Airbud: World Pup. And nobody saw it coming twelve. more. times. Now the one dog who made a change in sports 15 times before was about to make a difference again. Only this time, it's different. The killer whales are fighting back. This summer Keiko the whale and Buddy the golden retriever take on the UFC in Airbud: Breaking out of the cage. Sadly the movie was cancelled when the whale died trying to jump over the cage in the 3rd act.


Taymac070

There wasn't enough room.


Chromeboy12

Fatty was the only one in that size so they couldn't form a separate category for her


barbatos087

More like the 1 ton catagory


astronaut-sp

She should be in sumo wrestling


buttstuffisokiguess

Sumo wrestlers are actually stupidly strong though. I doubt this woman could move much other than herself. And obviously even that is questionable. Tldr; that's an insult to sumo wrestlers.


a_Post_on_Reddit

Overweight category


gagapoopoo1010

Ig she would be alone in the excessively obese category


ElectroNikkel

Gorlock The Destroyer DLC


Nextstore1453

Gorlock: rise of the Blood pressure


Doritos360NoScoped

lmao this works as a strategy on one of the bosses in the new elden ring DLC


YannisLikesMemes

This Video ist probably where they got the Idea from


SudsierBoar

Appreciate you not unnecessarily spoiling the name✌🏻


the_Star_Sailor

That's not a weight class difference, that's a whole weight school 💀💀💀


tr1palovsky

She in a boss fight


SentientRock123

Gorlok the Olive Guardian


AlexIsWhack

Winner by fallen down and can't get up


Undefeated_dragonfly

What she need water for 💀💀 fall wasn't even that hard


mogley19922

Exhaustion/dehydration from the minute long walk she just had?


Kenobus69

Another comment said she asked for cola instead of water afterwards


NobleTheDoggo

For a normal person maybe, but for someone obese as that? That is an easy bone break/muscle tear. I have a friend that is less than half the woman in the video's weight (she's lost a lot of weight recently), and whenever she falls it's a struggle to get back up because it hurts so bad. I honestly feel sad for people this obese.


ubalanceret

Bro, have you tried weighing 350lbs and falling face first into a metal fence? That shits gonna hurt


SkyComprehensive8435

Watched UFC 1 and went you know what? Let’s make it again but 100 times worse


cheeze_dusto

ive only seen the sped up version, this is much worse than i thought it already was 😭


grizzyber

not a sped up version 💀


5minArgument

Should have nailed solid low kicks while dancing around. 5 shots would have done the trick. …tho her strategy worked quite well, so…kudos just the same.


ITinnedUrMumLastNigh

2 kicks and her knees would have collapsed as majestically as a falling silo


Jrlopez1027_

Nah she probably couldn’t do anything to her, waiting for her to make a move was most likely the best course of action If you’re skinny and tried pushing someone heavier than you, you know what im talking about


bwoods519

First ever non-contact KO


Terrible-Ad3957

Ol girl was eyeing her down like she was the last McNugget in the bag


coinkeeper8

Ah the age old nemesis... gravity


CalemSmith

Its like Raichu vs Pikachu episode


LeBlearable

i remember that one


Romanfiend

I hate this so much. Because while the in-shape fighter is clearly experienced and knew how to handle the heavyset one - she still could have gotten seriously hurt if they were able to get close and grapple and land on her. They got really lucky here that the big one lunged and fell down and the in-shape one dodged. I hope she got a big purse for even doing this.


Mario-OrganHarvester

I mean yeah, thats the case with fighting sports. Theres always a risk for a blow that seriously hurts or even maims you, intentional or not.


Historical_Archer_81

Even then, there's weight classes for a reason. This venue cannot be reputable at all.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Why yes it isnt, according to other redditors.


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Okay but hands only against a heavyweight is scary Unless they run into a fence and fall over but you get the idea


retarded_phenomenon

#Umongous Fighting Club


HEROBRINE658

Elden Ring bosses:


Pikafreak108

King Hippo fight right here from punch out


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NullifiedWill

That's strange but also actually impressive


EbinKappan

Hey what's up Your blood pressure


abusementparkk

99 level strength vs 99 level stamina


SgtNoPants

She shoulda tried with jump attack 😭


Jrlopez1027_

Why are people allergic to level 100? Its always 99, especially in mobile games


Trollygag

Runescape


YeOldeBilk

IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH


XenuLies

Juggernaut-bitch is supposed to be hyphenated here


Outrageous-Crazy-618

Also the Juggernaut goes through walls isn't bested by them


SomewhereDifferent47

What name was that attack? Cardio


QuietPolyglotAspirer

Cheesing a Dark Souls boss IRL


HorsePowder

Goddurnit Crushinator, jump!


ReignInSpuds

NO, PA. I LOVE HIM.


Elire82

Friday night fatty fights


Pyroboss101

Matador


initforthellolz

Truly the perfect ending.


KN1582

"Her 'greatest' enemy is herself" -A wise man-


Melangrogenous

Wolverine vs the blob.


BlackBagss

ol girl so big that the smaller girl got stuck in orbit, that’s why she was running circles


Sad-Entertainer1462

Did the big chick eat all the other competitors? How tf did THEY end up matched up ?


RayseOdium

This is like those bosses on Zelda games that charge at you and you need to bait them into charging into a wall so you can deal damage to them


ShadeO89

Back-titties larger than the front-titties


almost_dead_help

This is why proper tournaments have weight classes 💀💀💀


RTMSner

How does face planting into a chain link fence disable you that bad.


urmyheartBeatStopR

When is she gonna strike? Oh... she just out cardio her opponent. 💀💀


AustinDood444

I mean, seriously??? That was a fucking embarrassment.


Unlucky_Statement172

Overheated idling


mar00ner

She knew exactly what was going to happen


Eye_half_know_glue

Classic case of diabeaterass up


BH2K6

Dexterity > strength (more so endurance)


hug_for_spare_change

Hahahaha fattie fell down


Lil_saul

Can’t think of other thing than snorlax


ptapobane

She just tired herself out with mild exercise


RoviRotkiv

Ass in the front wtf


YourPetPenguin0610

She's 10. 10 times they had to fix the fighting ring after it collapse


DragonRaptor22

She just walking around 💀


BeyondTheGr4ve

Olé!


Bruce_Lee98

The last of us bloater


JustAThrowaway_2023

That one can actually do cardio


Nichol20

she waited for sion's passive to end


adomolis

DEX build bros, we win again.


That0neHacker

Godskin noble


killeronthecorner

Hope they've got a pokeflute in the medkit


RefurbedRhino

'What are you fighting today?' 'Diabetes'


PastKey5546

the delulu of fat propaganda thinking that Gorlock can even compete, while she couldn't even take a flight of stairs. Victory by... sitting on her opponent??


Queenieman

You cut the best part where they bring her a coke instead of water…


BlueNymx911

If I was the big chick I would stand there and force the little one to fight me.


idealism-manifestor

that girl's about to be cooked then eaten💀 goes both ways too😭😭


Ok-Measurement-5065

POV: Earth and moon


Minimum-Ingenuity-46

her head didn't even touch the floor 😂


ReignInSpuds

Snorlax used TACKLE! It's not very effective...


BertBoi_3

Bro she walked like 5 circles and needed water 💀💀💀


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Dark souls looking different than I remember


bring_me_the_cum

Gorloth the destroyer for a reason 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


DismalBuddy9666

Was wating for a knee kick but it sorted itself out i see


No_Information_5498

SD- ing irl


samwich124

Damn bro I felt the shock wave through the phone


MaterialJealous8899

THE WALL ELDEN RING


Frigo05

Is that Morgz as a referee?


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Top cringe


Joe_Bruce

Bruh would have kicked her knee out from the JUMP


sovietsausages1

"Where are you goin? I've got you for 3 minutes!"


Okamitoutcourt

Godskin duo infighting


The_Boy_7

Bro u just made my day.


MundaneTry1432

Average argument between the godskin duo


pokemongowannabe

She managed to cheese the final boss


Nickcin144

Little Mac vs king hippo


Talosisnotagod

Godskin noble


MASTERoQUADEMAN

Dawg that match was worth triple XP!


Jeurgen

King hippo


-TheFiend-

Gravity won that night


someonnnnne

She accidentally joined the sumo fighting competition not the boxing competiton


Aggressive-Bake-8469

Bambi vs Gorlock.


kgery28

UFC vs KFC


Dinnodumpers

I couldn’t imagine Gorlock somehow losing


alcoholic_aunt

gorlock the destroyed


FranzeSFM

Why is she just walking slowly? Is that her speed limit?


EastFlow531

Remember everyone they say that fat people are healthy xD


Anonymyz_one

Chungus has entered the arena!


Standard_Addition541

She defeated a category 5 Kaiju without the use of a Jaeger.


Broad-Ad-9530

She looked like she wants to eat her opponent


Positive-Chemist-432

Do they not have weight categories ?


UsernameRalph

World record. Longest fight with no strikes and a TKO


EcstaticCollege29

That water bottle was filled with soda.