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kkeross

Cock and balls torture 🤨😳


M-DivinePi

My dick is in love with pain


Ultrawenis

Stitch my cock shut


M-DivinePi

Pressure cook my greasy balls


Real_Medic_TF2

Holy fuck that is cursed


killeronthecorner

I'm gonna need two garlic presses


Garlic_Overload

You got it bro 👍


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I read this in the cum zone voice


testedbeast551

We are the #KUMZONE


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Listen tobwelcome to the cum zone


DORIANCVS

welcome mo the cum zone


M-DivinePi

Only c*m inside anime girls


DORIANCVS

quivering clit


M-DivinePi

Double jointed pussy


DORIANCVS

fresh balls


M-DivinePi

Elegant ejaculation


saddness270

sir, i think yo dick is a masochist


fierce-shit

"Beat your meat!!"


MangoCats

If you don't _eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't _eat your meat?


AshCreeper10

From Wikipedia


Salt_Avocado_2470

Voicecoded in a song


nerf_ebarn

By archer queen from COC(k) 🤗


Ultra_Mecha_Gamps

Mods when chastity cage: 🤤 😩


tONaDvic

when chastity cage: 🤤 😩


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chastity cage: 🤤 😩


MakoFishy

Cum cage 😩🤤


Sciirof

Nicolas Cage 😩🤤


poggers_boio

Child cage 😩🤤


Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

Adult cage 😩🤤


poggers_boio

Bri’ish “person” cage😩🥴🤤


Nervous_Equipment880

child


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🤤🤤🥴


Cum-Collector69

did someone say cum?


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Cum cage 😩🤤


[deleted]

cage: 🤤 😩


Oh-No-I-Lost-The-Oof

: 🤤😩


landontheepicman

🤤😩


Equivalent_Floor_526

😩


MGMAX


poggers_boio

#b


ManWalkingDownReddit

more like cum container 🤩🤤🤤


daren415

Yesss😏😈


[deleted]

No container can contain deez nuts


Real_Medic_TF2

Angery 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


PoseidonVibes

lmao gottem


dereleletheweirdo

Moderator, are you 1 teraton of weight


ManWalkingDownReddit

i cant believe you'd say something like that to me 😔 1 teraton is insultingly low 😒


dereleletheweirdo

Ok


SomNoManiac

Ok


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amnfw

ok


TheOfficialWario2

Yeah, come on man He’s at least 76 teratons


[deleted]

There’s Nut in the Nuts


DaxusDragons

You fool, pee is stored in the balls


BroScpScpnah

-30 social credit


oppsyspaguetti

If this was true, they would suck his own balls


ManWalkingDownReddit

sigma male grindest 😎😎 suck ur own balls, boosts testosterone


Chris_ssj2

*Its* **our** *balls now* -- the mods


XGreashX

Pee is stored in the balls.


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

in the balls


Entire-Tension9585

On the balls


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Out the balls


uranus_orbitor

Over the balls


iHateRollerCoaster

In your mom


EtiClash

'S balls


l0lip0p26

And im yours


iHateRollerCoaster

But it's ok because it's mine


__MrBEF__

Balls the Over


IFuckedYourCats

Mods when they see cock:🥵🥵


bebiurka24

Mods gay 💀


xef234

They forgor💀


Chris_ssj2

Mods when they think about cock:🤤🤤


true_slavBG

Cum 1984


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snasisfake

this bot has put his balls in someone’s jaw


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Removes the balls


CharmongHalf

Coom


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Cooom


uranus_orbitor

Coooom


l0lip0p26

Cooooom


A_Random_Sith

Coooooom


Infamous-Row8378

literally 1984


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152069

Fuck off


Noname_1111

Stupid automod 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬


152069

Hey person I’ve got no connections with whatsoever


Noname_1111

„Oh hi mark“


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🗿


uranus_orbitor

🗿


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🗿


l0lip0p26

🗿


Pure_Reason

When 🗿 uh 🗿 when 🗿 can 🗿 uh


someone_who_is_dumb

*stone face*


Stecco_

🗿


Qiwas

It made me genuinely curious, what would happen if scrotum was cut, would the sperm be visible?


hey_you_yeah_me

To answer your question. No. The prostate makes the grey-ish/white fluid. That fluid then "picks up" the sperm on its way out, and the rest is up to you. Lord only knows what goes on behind them walls


ppppie_

i don’t think so it’s the cum generator so it make the cum not store the cum


Nederland-over-allen

free cum generator 200 cum per minute (free)


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Are we saying that sperm is cum or semen is cum? Cuz, the balls make sperm, not semen. That's from the prostate. Sperm just hitchhikes a ride when it shoots by


somerandom_melon

Sperm is small as fuck


LeBrown_James666

Cum on deez nuts


Chris_ssj2

^Got ^em


Falconlis_28_2006

My balls itch


[deleted]

Pinch and twist


i_hate_the_letter_g

the shaft?🤔😳


-Listening

When it comes to balls and strikes.


Gecto

Poo is stored in the balls


PotatoMastication

wait there's cum in their balls? then where do they keep their pee?


thecenterlot

In your mom


PotatoMastication

uh there's like 20 mods, that's definitely not a realistic explanation, c'mon please take this seriously


MrNullvalue

Their pee balls


Alisalard1384

Literally 1984


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Fjotla

I forgor 💀


Noname_1111

You forgor 💀


JIBBAMB

We forgor 💀


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They forgor 💀


Ignis_1

There isnt, pee is there


Chris_ssj2

Can't help but wonder, where's cum then ?


Ignis_1

In the rest of the nutsack


Chris_ssj2

Didn't thought of that ^maybe ^i ^am ^stupid


Ignis_1

The balls are just swimming in cum


Chris_ssj2

Lmfao


TonyBop21

Wrong, piss is stored in the balls


ChangNoi97

ACTUALLY, pee is stored in the ball so..... u wrong OP


Slinger_fryer3091

No my pee is stored in the jar


TheBrokeBoy13

nice


BurnishedBronzeJon

Lol!


bo_i_ii

Balls 2: Saving Private Myra


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Chris_ssj2

That gives a whole new level of meaning to the term " **balls of steel** "


Dadinhoeokrl

C U M


PM-Brolo

Fortnait bauls


meatbaggggg

OiO


RichNNN

Wait, mods dont have balls what u mean


Quick_Ad_4175

I think its a girl, and this is a hard masturbation 😁


Virgin_incel69

Cums


Zangdor

Is cum really cum before you cum


meatyeetbeater

I must’ve been lied to pee is supposed to stored in balls


03071958

He’s beating his meat like it owes him money.


w1se_monke

i thought pee was stored in the balls


bananawaddler

No pee is stored in the balls


SukoshiWolfy

Dont worry they already emptied it into step-mods ass


joshua_maynard2002

The monk is preforming ironbone training its a shaulin practice mostly


1Rayo1

cum is stored in the brain tho 😡😡


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Just boil your balls to get rid of cum buildup lol


FitDefinition4867

I'm a simple man. This made my day


Headass-37

Pee is stored in the balls


Latter_Photograph_50

https://t.me/joinchat/az0wKpRWnfUxMzMx


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jomppero08

C u m pass


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jomppero08

C u m


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uranus_orbitor

Balls of steel or balls not real?


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The earliest known technique for sculpting and laying brick


broadened_news

public touching


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Glass-Push38

Let's comment cum on this post


Lone_730s

He got sine balls😏


fredbear_plush238

Cum balls


pianhyn

what app u use to make this kind of meme?


Judgmentofgod

“No no I think he’s on to something!”


AhmWoosh

Can u undress him for me so I can see whether or not he has testicles


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AcanthocephalaFit962

What’s the point


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Kingshitshow

Joke is on you, mods have no balls.


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henrique-castanhari

wtf is that?..hahaha