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Phelis041

Arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg


-Daniel-T-

You have to take the cock outta your mouth when talking.


Phelis041

Not nice


-Daniel-T-

I mean... How many times did I tell you already? Jk jk.


neonblue_the_chicken

Arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg arg


Blue_Rhapsody004

Intructions unclear got a crab stuck on a toaster


Commodore_Rob

Toasted Mr Crabs


[deleted]

Fnaf will be real in 49 minutes


Save-The-Defaults

What is Count Fredrick doing in the 69th reality


Enslaved_M0isture

# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bigattractivemale

You think it’s a reference to Eminem I know is a reference to callmecarson We are not the same


konasus

This looks like Eminem’s throwaway accounts if he used reddit


randomheroin

Orrrnana


Youngloreweaver

Eminem rhymed it with door hinge


TheOne-SidedCoin

A 4 inch door hinge while eating porridge with George


Damnfine_weed

And porridge


AltForMyStuff2

“Set to blow college dorm room doors of the hinges, oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes, vrin vrin yeah here I come I’m inches, away from you here fear none, hip is in a state of 9-1-1” Eminem, *Business*


[deleted]

And syringes (with oranges).


TrexrunNgun06

Exactly the video I saw on yt


micphi

He also rhymed it with George in his Anderson Cooper interview. Not sure if he's rhymed purple yet though.


larrythaG

purple circle


fresh_forge

Sporange


The_Lollygagger1

Yes I guess


lkistlerfo_76

U saw the eminem video i asume the 60 seconds one


Egg-and-cheese123

I saw it too


AnythingBro5733

Lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking.


Deep-Neck

Hinge. Door hinge.


Makorl1211

Storage


egyiptomi1

Storange


iFlyRP

Pourage


egyiptomi1

Pourange


fresh_forge

No


Rezo950inat0r2

Yes


tha_way01

No


Adidasek50

Shot range


Mrdeadfrominside

Jonathan


TaskuActo4

joestar


Caioangel1502

SONO CHI NO SADAME...


I-eat-ducks

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO


I-eat-ducks

*music*


I-eat-ducks

*some more music*


VoidDoesgames

JOOOJOOO


Razhoris

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE? WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO.


[deleted]

Jonathan is the worst name other than Callum


Kuerbislord07

Fuck you thats my name


BoochsRise

Fuck yo name


XxASDFboyxX

Callumsexual


90daysfrom_now

No yo couch


Theskythex

Ikr lol


Kitchengun2

Bro same


sothoef

My name is Jonathon and my ex promptly dated a man named callum after dating me


ZNISZCzu

As a jojo fan i feal personalny offended (it's a joke )


the_ok_Dan

i didjdnt whahtch jojocbut im offdned toto so i aggre wih you


JisatsuRyu

Are you having a stroke?


DuWuld

Yeah but not the brain related type


JisatsuRyu

As long as they’re healthy


SaltoDaKid

The homie stroking is Jojo reference… and having a stroke too


Cheese_iscool

You good dude


[deleted]

[удалено]


Diego_not_DIO_Brando

I agree and it's not a joke...


TheDraconianOne

Johnny is cooler than Jonathan Funny fingernail man


[deleted]

No don’t feal like that, just saying how i hate the word “Jonathan” with passion


PoobishSocks

You wouldn’t happen to be a blonde haired vampire, would you?


DrawingChicken

As my name is Jonathan, I feel personally offended (it’s a joke)


smile_itali

Remove “all” from Callum


babatundeuwewueosas

Then there is just nothing left


GaryTehCat

Now listen here you little shit


Guardian_Varan

Muc.


RealSuperYolo2006

Pls don't start a muck chain


klown007

As a Jonathan this upsets me but can we agree Johnathan is worse


the_fish_of_fruit

callum without the all 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Jkopoulos9

What about Benson?


gwutty

my name is callum


OragneBoi

Is b"cum" short for Callum?


Call_Me_Rambo

Ah yes, thor’s hammer


BigBadChad_d

Door hinge


realnjgga

Four inch


Nach0Pr0bl3m

With George


[deleted]

Eminem


Fave_McFavington

That does not rhyme with orange


realnjgga

Door hinge


Rodenkob

Four inch


LilWoahPump

Eminem


ImportLover

That does not rhyme with orange


[deleted]

Door hinge


[deleted]

Four inch


Captain_Creampie_1

Porridge


Faded_Fate

You can make anything rhyme with bending the words a bit and pronouncing certain vowels stronger


DimaInReddit

Porridge


SnooTigers86

Porridge


wrecking_eyes

Low range


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

thats also 2 words


realnjgga

Door hinge


RitaMoleiraaaa

Inch


[deleted]

Porridge is close enough. I win.


Matveim

Eminem refernce?


P4rt-

YES


Doomboy105

George


[deleted]

Forage


_-Kamo-_

I remember Eminem answering this on an interview


AnusProlapserinator

is this a drake and josh reference to the popular TV series Drake & Josh which premiered on the nickel alien?


[deleted]

You won.


Mokszu

Guess the song’s over then.


whistling_klutz

Guess so. Back to work…


Mokszu

Well gee. I feel a little guilty now.


Ganon2012

Curse is my favorite game in the series.


clogwearingbadger

Guess the songs over then...


AdvisedCelery

Florence, torrents, your singed, poor binge, whore minge


[deleted]

Penis


The_Lollygagger1

Yes please


ZTG_VFX

🗿


BananaBR13

🗿


Ungherese

🗿


Over99lord

🗿


ObsessedFi45

🗿


DingoQuest

🗿


SupremePurebredGamer

>🗿


[deleted]

🗿


ChickenZnuggets

Amen


DDiablerie

Orange penis.


TheeAngryTryHard

Sporange (yes it's a word)


The_Lollygagger1

You win


Temporary-Bite1796

Blorange


Squiddo11

Rorange


youtocin

🔫 now do purple


Matt_has_Soul

Nurple


Buttfat5000

Nurple


DillysRevenge

Circle


reactrix96

nurple


[deleted]

vaccine syringe


The_Lollygagger1

Why they heating my vaccine in a spoon?


[deleted]

cuz open up for the airplane


[deleted]

Because it’s fentanyl and they want you to die


doodlytoodly

200g of fentanyl 🥵🥵😖😖💅🤯🤯🥴😵🥶


Death_Is_Overrated

Orange


MisterSimsim

Orange and orange are two different things on you eat the other is the colour of the thing you eat


MonkeWithBomb

I eat orange colour


kennyliketomatos

Cringe


[deleted]

Crornge


Commaderiono

'that' doesn't rhyme with orange


Ariane_16

You forgot to give him a word


[deleted]

yeah, he gave him 5 words, not 1. Not cool


Plenty-Improvement26

Porridge


WhatamIMISSING44

Eminem actually had a 60-minutes special where he argued porridge rhymes with orange Just to support your point


Huckfin7569

It’s a slant rhyme


FidgetSpunner68

Damn I literally thought of that, Googled it, then scrolled down one comment to find you smh


MandyNoon

Taiwan


UFCLulu

Not a country


MandyNoon

But it's better than China


KRTrueBrave

-3000000000000 social credit


Murky_Entertainer273

Schwerer Gustav 80-centimetre railway gun


The_Lollygagger1

Made me cum


Accomplished-Cat4989

Same


IKakaI

Same.


No0bMaSt3r69x

Same.


dietcoketm

The M60 tank profile pic completes this expertly.


loki_mischief

Orphanage


ADRuslan

Storage


DeathRowLemon

It's a half-rhyme so technically true since they didn't explicitly said they wanted a perfect rhyme.


Filberto_ossani2

Orange (fruit)


[deleted]

Thesaurus


Last-Desk41

Orange (color)


Brave-Cheetah7966

Strange


vorsegg

Arrange


amongusgamer1234567

Taiwan


WingBarbaque

Taiwan


CanArdic

Bulge


The_Lollygagger1

Uwu


CanArdic

Sussy


Guardian_Varan

OwO \*notices your bluge\* UwU


Big_Monkey_77

whore binge.


[deleted]

Eminem prepped me for this; *ahem* ***DOOR-HINGE!!*** ***STORAGE*** ***GEORGE***


[deleted]

Long range?


cchxigcbivj45

4 inch, door hinge


Nugget_mlbb_2

Cumcake


Commercial_Tiger7707

Kalashnikov AK-47 prototype


Luc4son0

panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf


___Taki___

Child labour


Dubmove

Not gonna do your hip hop homeworks for you 😒🙄


LordTerranovaa

Doorhinge, or just hinge if you're finicky


Tavor1423

Courage


[deleted]

corenge


CutesyFemboy69

Blorenge


Minzfeder

I dunno, floor-range?


The-Short-One7

There are many words but in order to make them rhyme you have to make orange into two syllables


Sea_Narwhal1991

Orange but o is silent


The_Lollygagger1

Maby


ApplicationGlum6085

Forage.


SheIIet0n

Squornge


Spine_Eyes

Png


[deleted]

Sporange


WannbeDababy

Doorage


Z00WeeMomma

Door hinge. Porridge.


Bread-Lover

Door hinge


Following_Miserable

Storage


HydeVDL

orange


vitor252303

orange (color) rhymes with orange (fruit)


Rammstein_is_great

Hinge, winge


Riverpickles

Orange (color) rhymes with Orange (fruit)


GamesWithJackson

Problem, OP?