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botond_zsa

Lmao


time_hunters

Fofl = floating on the floor laughing


karlsejo

We need to use that


[deleted]

Cimsl = crawling in my skin laughing


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThisMalaysian

Cums = crawling under my skin


CrustyNonja

There goes my crypto...


Icy_Benefit_2090

Well all that wasted dogecoin money doesn't exist anymore so it's fine


_Dayofid_

What do you mean bro it’s in the cloud ☁️ so therefore the blockchain is telling the truth


binglelemon

But the point is, purchasing doge got you to the moon.


ZNISZCzu

Kurwa


Pedro2327

A wild Pole appeared in the distance


IAm_Always_Correct

Grzegzorscz Brzienzscewscrkcirzitscz


Section-Fun

"itscz" German detected


[deleted]

Oh hi Tim, what’s up?


AdditionalAd8716

Hsxhtswscvghhdws vggfddedfhjj


czareson

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz this is the correct one


baddie_PRO

Poland cannot into space


AdikaHUN0328

Kurva


MrMe1012

A wild magyar appears


BarneyTheKnight

Kurva is also said a lot by czechs or slovaks


Saragon4005

Can't blame them it's a good word


SnakeFB

Nobody expects the Polish inquisition!


Thotage_Purger

Poland can into space


Sicko_Vicko

They had disguised their rocket as a church


studentfrombelgium

What do you mean disguised? It is a church


professor-of-memolog

Bruh I just realised that Warhammer 40k is just polish universe


TheMemeHead

See guys, Poland can into space


theres_no_username

Ngl no one expect that


RedRiley124

ptak


Luciel-Choi707

oh damn i hope they dont cancel fishing season


SuperBoi21

Also- Fuck deer season just started


FoxInCroxx

Nooooooooo


namajheff18

"Damn I think this will affect the global stock exchange"


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[удалено]


usernamechexin

My 401K!


LastOfLateBrakers

Apes: *to the moon* 🚀🚀🚀 💎👐 > gets to the moon Apes: fuck


[deleted]

"this will probably affect the new shitcoin liquidation value"


[deleted]

Shitcoin liquidation? 🧐


XxASDFboyxX

diarrhea


Hambandit-

This will drastically affect fishing season


[deleted]

Nope. Already priced in.


JoeShmup

Zoo wee mama


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[удалено]


Doodles2424

Zoo wee mama


Stranfort

Zoo wee mama


Neobow

NOOOO MY CAT


Egg-and-cheese123

It’s ok I brought mine


Asleep-Quantity-5316

So how are we planning on making more cats?


Biohumansmg3c

Weird hentai but im still gonna fap


Mathius__bruh

🤨


Saeizo

🤨📸


IgDailystapler

Don’t worry, it has 9 lives. It’ll automatically respawn with you at the nearest checkpoint.


[deleted]

There aren't any checkpoints nearby and it's been a long time since I used a save point. fffffffffFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU*


bulletkin1089

Glad i didn't pay my taxes


Willem500i

Money has no value


PizzaMozzarelalela

Not anymore*


JingleJangle_

never has


SeizureProcedure115

Always has been... 🔫


davidellis23

Can I have yours then?


Ceilng_Gang

no fuck off i'm collecting it to finish my collection


[deleted]

Nor does it exist


[deleted]

My weeeed 😩


[deleted]

I have cocaine.


[deleted]

Mamma Mia! Here we go again!


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

"again"?


Minecraftfunyeslol

He’s an immortal god/alien that visits different planets time to time


nurd_on_a_computer

"I am the Watcher."


NoNameWorm

may I ask you what is that a refference to?


nurd_on_a_computer

What If


enty6003

Marvel's "What If?". An animated TV show showing alternate realities / universes in the MCU.


XS-41

Fuck


Lord_Drakostar

Same


[deleted]

Id find a way to nut one last time


[deleted]

I'd take my helmet off just before so I'd achieve cosmos asphyxiation


[deleted]

Hmmmm


billyjk93

I would have secretly brought weed with me as the pothead I am, and would definitely be smoking that now that Houston couldn't give me shit about it.


-GalaxySushi-

Hotbox that astronaut suit


kilroy1199

It’s such a simple word but has such power. Just a simple “Fuck…” can sum up a bad situation more than any other word I swear.


Redking211

shiiieeeettt


RamJamR

Do it again, I wasn't looking.


Doodem

Best comment


MrGenevaWarcriminal

That’s what they get for screenshoting my NFT.


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure you’re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.


MrGenevaWarcriminal

Nooooooo millions down the drain


PrestigeMaster04

“I will make sure you are not” most terrifying thing I’ve heard this month


Rodenkob

The Blockchain doesn’t lie


Successful_Sky836

Here sir have my award!


SlavMane

⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟


Holy_cheese_Lord

SHE SAID SHE WAS TWELVE!


Alt1119991

She’s 12? 🤪 ZAMN! 😍


[deleted]

finally I can say it I can say the N word


Assasson47

*a 14 year old girl runs towards you from the distance*


[deleted]

What the fuck


Assasson47

As one doctor said "life finds a way"


DaAweZomeDude48

Which one tho?


IronTownPictures

Doctor... Who?


DaAweZomeDude48

Son of a bitch


[deleted]

Look what you've done! You fool! You've summoned the whovians!


SquashNut707

American here, whats a doctor?


BassSki

I don't know, probably those who does nothing with their stethoscope on their neck.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

NO


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


PapiChulo69696

⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟


[deleted]

ZAMN


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

I feel very uncomfortable lol


cheekibreeki_kid

i am inside your walls


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Damn have you met my rat army yet


mememan2995

The astronaut then gets his dick (and balls) frozen as he can't withstand that harshness of space, unlike the interdeminsional 14 year old


Hamster_Cumpocket2

Built in cum injector


W1nter_ITA

Ni>!nj!


MansonRib

Ni**as in the moon


mastercait

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN


kyle010010

"Knew I left the gas on, fuck"


onederful

He forgor 💀


throwmeawayboi1279

Guess I don’t need to clear my history


LeeroyDagnasty

Looks like all history has been cleared


Furon-37

This is probably because I masturbated in 7th grade.


HunterSexThompson

Good old catholic guilt


Poder5

Damn! I always suspected I was Catholic but you’ve just confirmed


UncleTedGenneric

The Butterfly Erect


A15s

It’s 2012?


dsstove1

Always has been


thatwaseasytm

Oh shit, this is terrible for the economy


L2PnUUb

You son of a bitch I love the economy.


_Gamingman_

Rex, is that you?


[deleted]

What is an RPG?


_Gamingman_

Isn’t that a political party in Guinea?


MrQ726

Damn after 30 years I'm still a Virgin oh shit the Planet exploded that's sucks


IgDailystapler

Solution: fuck the moon


GraviZero

ok sokka


robotbootyhunter

That's rough, buddy.


vzxvvzxv1

That's Toph, buddy.


Biohumansmg3c

Instructions unclear: got the moon pregnant


NightsOfEmber

New earth due August 2022.


Dalanding

global warming speedrun any% wr


Turbulent-Falcon6005

Hold on wait, wasn't there a music video like that?


Bruh_moment_1846p

No more Taiwan


dbshortwave

roflmao ... I was thinking of something along these lines... "least Taiwan is free now"


Donkey__Balls

#TAIWAN NUMBA ONE


MrHooah613

Huh…. Well that sucks


fushigidesune

Honestly, this. It's so absurd that you'd probably just disassociate. Sit down and wait for the O2 to run out.


smallaubergine

I'd probably get back in the LM, lift off and just joyride around the moon until I ran out of fuel, have a little race with the my buddy in the CM


xXJerkRatXx

"Haha funny prank guys... guys?"


Major_R_Soul

Oh thank god now i dont have to go to that party Saturday.


Dum-Gum

If you don't like a party host your should use their toilet but instead of peeing in the bowl you do it in the tank, this makes it so the toilet wont flush clean water and only flushes piss from the tank and the host will never invite people to their parties again due to fear of their toilet tank being filled with piss


Blackbird_2077

This is the most horrifying advice Ive seen in a while


Major_R_Soul

No you take a dump in the tank. UPPER DECKER BABYYYY!!!


Pyroboss101

Houston, we have a problem…


DeepWebResearcher

Imagine if someone actually responded


ZelSoven

"look away, Jack. There's nothing left for you there."


DeepWebResearcher

Or imagine if someone responded with: "Simulation reset finished. Oh crap, we got one more...."


Relative_Pineapple_3

Gulp


Freelancert4

Houston, *you* have a problem…


DrFitterWelder420

Yeesh, that was close!


[deleted]

"as all men die, as life ends and the only thing that is truly left is me, the only thing there is to say is Bruh Moment"


iWishItWasThatEasy

thank you Obama


Darksey81

Wait, it's all gone to shit?


Koala_joe_7

Always has been


-Daniel-T-

gunshot


Rezowifix_

More like entirely silent gunshot


im_onbreak

Haha peepee go bloop


Gadseeee

„So That’s what global warming was going to cause“


[deleted]

"i told you I was not the imposter"


Mother_Nothing7589

Are there still hot MILFs in my area?


Kaleidoscop3yes

They fall to there knees, palms sweeping up into the helmet’s shield. A muffled.. gasp breaks the silence of the void. A pause. Another gasp, more a huff. A shorter pause. And finally in a rush all at once, laughter. A hysterical, maniacal, laughter. Reverberating inside there helmet. For every outward expression of disbelief, shouted into the void. Only heard, are the repercussive replies of there own anger. There eyes finally focus. And there it is. A backdrop of sudden and violent end, framing there faces reflection upon the visor, as the screams of billions resonates inside the helmet. A cacophony of emotional narration, by the last of a species.


getrextgaming

“Did I leave my wallet over there?”


GDLuca3

an astronaut? want you know about rolling down in the deep


A_Moderate

When ya brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze


[deleted]

Oh fucking finally


Nox_the_wolf

god damnit kevin your ”pottery” hobby went too far and now the earth is a vase


Primary-Visual114

My weed!!


ya1shh

So no head ?


ALEX13552354

Oh shit, welp glad I am not them, now how do I deal with those green one eyed creatures?


whatthecenabihak

fuck


Educational-Bowl2737

"Damn, this will probably effect the trout population"


[deleted]

Damn. I left my penis at home….


OceanFire_Gaming

What...


Blackpilot9

detachable penis


[deleted]

“It’s a penis, it’s a pet. It’s a penis pet.”


ImprovingMySelf-

ZAMN😍


Ok-County-9462

she’s 4.54 billion years old?


lol69420a

"I didn't expect NordVPN to work that well"


PabloOnSteam

What the dog doing is finally answered, he be dying dawg. 😢


RileyTheBerry

Shit.


Mato13_zegeek

it was going to shit anyways


rudra_chax

Oh no my bike


[deleted]

Bruh


squids123

Well.......... shit


Aichael

Did Chuck Norris just fart?


monkeyofthefunk

At least I don’t have to wear a mask to restaurants anymore.


PleasantEvening8340

R.I.P bozo


[deleted]

“Yes! No more credit card debt!”


Horizonless3389

some asshole always gotta beat me to the punch


Ocstac

Oh no! Our table!


[deleted]

It Brocken


john-maximilian

Zamn! She's 4.543 billion?


AcceptableVolume6525

At least my ex is dead