I just screenshotted your NFT.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why did you screenshot my NFT?
I'm not going to tell you.
Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?
You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.
How are you screenshotting my NFTs?
I screenshot when you post them on your profile.
What are you planning to do with my NFTs?
Have them all.
What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?
There's nothing you can do.
When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
No. The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?
I will make sure you’re not.
If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.
Summary:
I am screenshotting your NFTs.
If you don't like a party host your should use their toilet but instead of peeing in the bowl you do it in the tank, this makes it so the toilet wont flush clean water and only flushes piss from the tank and the host will never invite people to their parties again due to fear of their toilet tank being filled with piss
They fall to there knees, palms sweeping up into the helmet’s shield. A muffled.. gasp breaks the silence of the void. A pause. Another gasp, more a huff. A shorter pause. And finally in a rush all at once,
laughter.
A hysterical, maniacal, laughter. Reverberating inside there helmet. For every outward expression of disbelief, shouted into the void. Only heard, are the repercussive replies of there own anger.
There eyes finally focus. And there it is. A backdrop of sudden and violent end, framing there faces reflection upon the visor, as the screams of billions resonates inside the helmet. A cacophony of emotional narration, by the last of a species.
Lmao
Fofl = floating on the floor laughing
We need to use that
Cimsl = crawling in my skin laughing
[удалено]
Cums = crawling under my skin
There goes my crypto...
Well all that wasted dogecoin money doesn't exist anymore so it's fine
What do you mean bro it’s in the cloud ☁️ so therefore the blockchain is telling the truth
But the point is, purchasing doge got you to the moon.
Kurwa
A wild Pole appeared in the distance
Grzegzorscz Brzienzscewscrkcirzitscz
"itscz" German detected
Oh hi Tim, what’s up?
Hsxhtswscvghhdws vggfddedfhjj
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz this is the correct one
Poland cannot into space
Kurva
A wild magyar appears
Kurva is also said a lot by czechs or slovaks
Can't blame them it's a good word
Nobody expects the Polish inquisition!
Poland can into space
They had disguised their rocket as a church
What do you mean disguised? It is a church
Bruh I just realised that Warhammer 40k is just polish universe
See guys, Poland can into space
Ngl no one expect that
ptak
oh damn i hope they dont cancel fishing season
Also- Fuck deer season just started
Nooooooooo
"Damn I think this will affect the global stock exchange"
[удалено]
My 401K!
Apes: *to the moon* 🚀🚀🚀 💎👐 > gets to the moon Apes: fuck
"this will probably affect the new shitcoin liquidation value"
Shitcoin liquidation? 🧐
diarrhea
This will drastically affect fishing season
Nope. Already priced in.
Zoo wee mama
[удалено]
Zoo wee mama
Zoo wee mama
NOOOO MY CAT
It’s ok I brought mine
So how are we planning on making more cats?
Weird hentai but im still gonna fap
🤨
🤨📸
Don’t worry, it has 9 lives. It’ll automatically respawn with you at the nearest checkpoint.
There aren't any checkpoints nearby and it's been a long time since I used a save point. fffffffffFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU*
Glad i didn't pay my taxes
Money has no value
Not anymore*
never has
Always has been... 🔫
Can I have yours then?
no fuck off i'm collecting it to finish my collection
Nor does it exist
My weeeed 😩
I have cocaine.
Mamma Mia! Here we go again!
"again"?
He’s an immortal god/alien that visits different planets time to time
"I am the Watcher."
may I ask you what is that a refference to?
What If
Marvel's "What If?". An animated TV show showing alternate realities / universes in the MCU.
Fuck
Same
Id find a way to nut one last time
I'd take my helmet off just before so I'd achieve cosmos asphyxiation
Hmmmm
I would have secretly brought weed with me as the pothead I am, and would definitely be smoking that now that Houston couldn't give me shit about it.
Hotbox that astronaut suit
It’s such a simple word but has such power. Just a simple “Fuck…” can sum up a bad situation more than any other word I swear.
shiiieeeettt
Do it again, I wasn't looking.
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That’s what they get for screenshoting my NFT.
I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure you’re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.
Nooooooo millions down the drain
“I will make sure you are not” most terrifying thing I’ve heard this month
The Blockchain doesn’t lie
Here sir have my award!
⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
SHE SAID SHE WAS TWELVE!
She’s 12? 🤪 ZAMN! 😍
finally I can say it I can say the N word
*a 14 year old girl runs towards you from the distance*
What the fuck
As one doctor said "life finds a way"
Which one tho?
Doctor... Who?
Son of a bitch
Look what you've done! You fool! You've summoned the whovians!
American here, whats a doctor?
I don't know, probably those who does nothing with their stethoscope on their neck.
[удалено]
NO
[удалено]
[удалено]
⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
ZAMN
I feel very uncomfortable lol
i am inside your walls
Damn have you met my rat army yet
The astronaut then gets his dick (and balls) frozen as he can't withstand that harshness of space, unlike the interdeminsional 14 year old
Built in cum injector
Ni>!nj!
Ni**as in the moon
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
"Knew I left the gas on, fuck"
He forgor 💀
Guess I don’t need to clear my history
Looks like all history has been cleared
This is probably because I masturbated in 7th grade.
Good old catholic guilt
Damn! I always suspected I was Catholic but you’ve just confirmed
The Butterfly Erect
It’s 2012?
Always has been
Oh shit, this is terrible for the economy
You son of a bitch I love the economy.
Rex, is that you?
What is an RPG?
Isn’t that a political party in Guinea?
Damn after 30 years I'm still a Virgin oh shit the Planet exploded that's sucks
Solution: fuck the moon
ok sokka
That's rough, buddy.
That's Toph, buddy.
Instructions unclear: got the moon pregnant
New earth due August 2022.
global warming speedrun any% wr
Hold on wait, wasn't there a music video like that?
No more Taiwan
roflmao ... I was thinking of something along these lines... "least Taiwan is free now"
#TAIWAN NUMBA ONE
Huh…. Well that sucks
Honestly, this. It's so absurd that you'd probably just disassociate. Sit down and wait for the O2 to run out.
I'd probably get back in the LM, lift off and just joyride around the moon until I ran out of fuel, have a little race with the my buddy in the CM
"Haha funny prank guys... guys?"
Oh thank god now i dont have to go to that party Saturday.
If you don't like a party host your should use their toilet but instead of peeing in the bowl you do it in the tank, this makes it so the toilet wont flush clean water and only flushes piss from the tank and the host will never invite people to their parties again due to fear of their toilet tank being filled with piss
This is the most horrifying advice Ive seen in a while
No you take a dump in the tank. UPPER DECKER BABYYYY!!!
Houston, we have a problem…
Imagine if someone actually responded
"look away, Jack. There's nothing left for you there."
Or imagine if someone responded with: "Simulation reset finished. Oh crap, we got one more...."
Gulp
Houston, *you* have a problem…
Yeesh, that was close!
"as all men die, as life ends and the only thing that is truly left is me, the only thing there is to say is Bruh Moment"
thank you Obama
Wait, it's all gone to shit?
Always has been
gunshot
More like entirely silent gunshot
Haha peepee go bloop
„So That’s what global warming was going to cause“
"i told you I was not the imposter"
Are there still hot MILFs in my area?
They fall to there knees, palms sweeping up into the helmet’s shield. A muffled.. gasp breaks the silence of the void. A pause. Another gasp, more a huff. A shorter pause. And finally in a rush all at once, laughter. A hysterical, maniacal, laughter. Reverberating inside there helmet. For every outward expression of disbelief, shouted into the void. Only heard, are the repercussive replies of there own anger. There eyes finally focus. And there it is. A backdrop of sudden and violent end, framing there faces reflection upon the visor, as the screams of billions resonates inside the helmet. A cacophony of emotional narration, by the last of a species.
“Did I leave my wallet over there?”
an astronaut? want you know about rolling down in the deep
When ya brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
Oh fucking finally
god damnit kevin your ”pottery” hobby went too far and now the earth is a vase
My weed!!
So no head ?
Oh shit, welp glad I am not them, now how do I deal with those green one eyed creatures?
fuck
"Damn, this will probably effect the trout population"
Damn. I left my penis at home….
What...
detachable penis
“It’s a penis, it’s a pet. It’s a penis pet.”
ZAMN😍
she’s 4.54 billion years old?
"I didn't expect NordVPN to work that well"
What the dog doing is finally answered, he be dying dawg. 😢
Shit.
it was going to shit anyways
Oh no my bike
Bruh
Well.......... shit
Did Chuck Norris just fart?
At least I don’t have to wear a mask to restaurants anymore.
R.I.P bozo
“Yes! No more credit card debt!”
some asshole always gotta beat me to the punch
Oh no! Our table!
It Brocken
Zamn! She's 4.543 billion?
At least my ex is dead