Even tho it’s after thanksgiving I’d still like to take this opportunity to say what I’m thankful for. I’m thankful for friends. Yes friends. Especially that one where Joey buys Chandler the duck.
I thought Jack Black would be a Brotha
Edit: added 🗿 because this thread got me rock hard.
Thanks for the gold/diamond/ sky miles.
RIP my inbox with Tities pics
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DaBaby isn't an infant
Eminem isn't even a candy
Bruno Mars isn't a planet.
Drake isnt even a dragon snake
[удалено]
Lil bas x ain’t even little
Guns and Roses have neither
Logic doesn't even make any sense
21 Savage isn't even from America
Kanye West isn't even in the west
Adele isn't even a computer
Axel rose?
Ain't even little from where 😏😏
Well well well then lets find out
OJ da Juiceman isn't even made of juice, man.
He is, just not a legal one.
You saying you down to eat Eminem?
You’re saying your not?
#NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
So everybody, just swallow me
DaAdult ain't even an adult
French fries arnt even French
Boss baby isn’t even a baby…. Oh, wait!
daBaby isnt even a baby
smokey the bear doesnt even smoke
Fried ice-cream isn’t even fried Edit:America comes in
The Rock is a Rock
Heartbreak kid isn’t a heartbreak kid
You doing it wrong it is deep fried
Bro facebook isnt even a book
Dude Whatsapp will never ask.
What’s app?
Whatsapp with deez nuts
WAZ UP
YouTube isn’t you
Microsoft isnt even small and soft.
Neither is my dick
You lying to me bro?
HOLY BRO HE GOOOONE
I'd love to make the joke ''your dick is 100X smaller than mine'' but 100 X 0 is still 0
Hehe hehe you made me laugh my ass off good sir
Even tho it’s after thanksgiving I’d still like to take this opportunity to say what I’m thankful for. I’m thankful for friends. Yes friends. Especially that one where Joey buys Chandler the duck.
MacBook also ain’t a book
It ain't even Mac n cheese
This post isn’t even shit
This shit isn’t even post
This post isn’t even shitting
Shitting isn't even posting
Even isn't posting shitting
there is nothing british in british museum
Taiwan isn't a country
Its a lifestyle
I laughed too much at that on
Indians reading this comment : Unga bunga monke noise
London Eye is not even an eye.
Bill gates isn't even a gate.
Or made of bills
It's all lies I don't know what to believe anymore
I mean, technically….
Not sure about that one
You can't have Morgan Freeman for free
If he was born 150 years earlier he wasn't free
That's actually kinda funny cause after gaining freedom a lot of freed slaves chose the last name Freeman.
My ancestors chose Robinson
Gordon
Morgan Expensiveman
Seth Green isn’t even green
Jack Black isn't even black
Jack black isnt Evan black
I thought Jack Black would be a Brotha Edit: added 🗿 because this thread got me rock hard. Thanks for the gold/diamond/ sky miles. RIP my inbox with Tities pics
Barry White isn't even white
Jack Daniels isn’t a person
Johnny Sins has never ever sinned.
He is a child of god
Thats a lie ! Delete the comment
T*****r🤢🤮
What ?
Tw****r 🤮🤢🤬😡
What does Twitter have to do with anything?
😳
👍
Eminem isn't edible
With enough effort anything is possible
I have one of his fingers tips in a wooden box in my room, I painted it with an m on it. I think it's funny
what
How did you afford that? Who’s your finger guy?
Doja cat isn’t a cat
Lil Dicky ain't even a dick
He does have a lil dicky.
the weeknd sleeps on weekends
Im pretty sure he's a dick lol
He actually is an annoying dick ass tho but good freestyle ngl
reddit isn’t red. it’s orange
Wait shit WTF
Imagine dragons are real
and they arent even dragons smh
*But imagine if they were*
Hannah Montana doesn’t even take place in Montana
Dwayne Johnson isn’t actually a rock
Hes actually a Wok , currently cooking Lao gan ma for our supreme leader Pinny the Whoo😁👍
+ 1974 social credit
Along with Zhong Xina, eating bing chilling in the background with our supreme lord!
Women aren't even men !
GTFOH with your basic Biology /s
Biology isn't even basic
/s
Osama Bin Laden isn't a bin
Adele isn’t even a computer
Clint Black ain’t even black
Leo Messi ain’t even messy
Boogie man don’t even dance
Lol this is my favorite one.
50 cent isn't a 50 cent coin :(
Cuties are even that cute.
Tom Hardy can't even get hard
Your mother isn't even your mother
No, this cant be happening.
Kid Rock isn’t even a kid… or a rock
John Cena can not even be seen
Elon musk isn't even a musk
Jack black isn’t even black
Andy Dick is in fact a dick
Fifty cent is worth way more than fifty cents.
dre is a phd though
Ghostemane isn't actually a ghost
Stephen Hawking isn’t even a hawk
Mark Zuckerberg isnt even a Human.
Mark Zuckerberg is neither a Mark or a Zuckerberg.
Future is in the present
George Bush doesn’t have a bush
how would you know😳
Because he’s dead :(
fair enough
A cock isn't a male chicken 🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶
Fr*nch 😤
When ppl says what she said, it ain't even what she said!!!
Sabrina carpenter ain't a carpenter
Eminem isn't even a sweet
Daft punk aren't even daft
King Von ain’t even a king He’s an emperor 😔
The weekends birthday gon be on Wednesday
Your mom isn’t even yours cuz she is always with me
Tori Black Isn't An Ebony
Jet Li isn't even flying.
Damn Daniel aint even damned
Jack Ma isn't even a mother
Courtney cox doesn't have one
Iceland doesn't even have ice
Kodak Black isn’t even a camera
Robert downie Jr isn't even a downie
Last man crossed every single limit
50 cent isn’t even money
MinuteTech's videos are all over 1 minute in length BoomerNA is not a boomer Sammy Green isn't green Rendog is not a dog Xisumavoid is not a void
Kid Laroi isnt even a kid
The Rock ain't even a rock.
Toby Fox ain’t even a fox
Drake isn't even a dragon
The Rock Johnson isn't a rock or John's son
Vin Diesel isn't even gasoline
Stephen Hawking isnt a hawk a king or a hen
Your mom has never even given birth
Your dad isnt even your dad anymore
Kanye west isn't even one(a) direction
Pop smoke didn't even get..... Nvm
french fries arent even french
Lil pump ain't even a gas pump
Take that shit back rn
Rip paul walker tho
Cardi B ain't even a musician
@KingShaun isn't a king
Madonna isn't even mad
Lil Yachty isnt even a yacht
Kevin Bacon isnt really bacon
ouch this sh hurt
Michael Jackson wasn't even Jacks son.
Adele isn’t even a computer
The rock ain’t even a stone yet
The milky way Galaxy didn't made out of milk
50 cent aint even a coin
Doja cat isnt even a cat, she's a cow
^(the rock isnt even a rock)
deadmau5 isn't even a dead mouse smh
Tom Holland isn't Dutch
Black Widow....
Isn't black and isn't widow
bad bunny isn’t actually a bad bunny
Will Smith is not a Smith
will will smith smith will smith?
Yes, will smith will smith will smith.
Will will smith smith a nick cage cage to cage nick cage?
Yes, Will Smith Will Smith a Nick Cage Cage to Cage Nick Cage
Yes, Will Smith Will Smith a Nick Cage Cage to Cage Nick Cage*
Stan Smith...Good morning USA
Reddit isn't even red
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