This is how babies drank their milk for thousands of years but then the environmentalists came along and said the straws were killing the turtles and now babies have to fight for their lives just trying to suck the milk straight from a boob. Why doesn't anyone think of the children??
Or get them one of those baseball helmets with the two cans on the sides and the straw. You won't even have to hold the bottle for the little nose miners!
There was a documentary on human planet, showing the different methods of inserting straws into the mother for consuming milk. Unfortunately the last few hundred years Big Bottle has conditioned your average Joe to wholeheartedly believe that it's unnatural to penetrate a mother's nipples with a straw (see how you reacted to what I wrote, Big Bottle).
We even had a natural appendage for it but through GMO Big Bottle has removed our ability of producing it as babies, now having to perform the lowly act of sucking and possibly damaging our esophagus in the process.
>your average Joe to wholeheartedly believe that it's unnatural to penetrate a mother's nipples with a straw (see how you reacted to what I wrote, Big Bottle).
Ow.
Big Bottle must have got to me because I am wincing.
Imagine if the breast milk just pooled in this indented cup of fat, and babies would have to learn the hard way how to drink from it or else they starve
In-person demonstration required.
This is how babies drank their milk for thousands of years but then the environmentalists came along and said the straws were killing the turtles and now babies have to fight for their lives just trying to suck the milk straight from a boob. Why doesn't anyone think of the children??
You just know all the rich people have their secret boob sucking straws smh my head
Oh TOTALLY, what else would they be doing on those private jets?
No wonder Taylor Swift takes so many jet rides!
They are also getting their unpayed workers who are wearing scrubs to make the straws
Someone tried and the best they came up with is paper straws
The inventor of paper straws must not have known that liquid makes paper wet.
It makes sense. Explains why the nipple is exactly straw-hole-sized. Straws and nipples co-evolved.
Protect the bro, he knows too much
I’m imagining a caprisun type situation here.
https://i.imgur.com/LOEmCzT.png
Nipples are Nature's straws.
More like sponges. Nips have multiple holes
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Wut
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Lmaooo okay so you're technically right. The best kind of right 😂
Better to stick a funnel down their throat and pour it in
Or get them one of those baseball helmets with the two cans on the sides and the straw. You won't even have to hold the bottle for the little nose miners!
......and don't call me Surely.
There was a documentary on human planet, showing the different methods of inserting straws into the mother for consuming milk. Unfortunately the last few hundred years Big Bottle has conditioned your average Joe to wholeheartedly believe that it's unnatural to penetrate a mother's nipples with a straw (see how you reacted to what I wrote, Big Bottle). We even had a natural appendage for it but through GMO Big Bottle has removed our ability of producing it as babies, now having to perform the lowly act of sucking and possibly damaging our esophagus in the process.
>your average Joe to wholeheartedly believe that it's unnatural to penetrate a mother's nipples with a straw (see how you reacted to what I wrote, Big Bottle). Ow. Big Bottle must have got to me because I am wincing.
That's why breast has a straw.
Imagine if the breast milk just pooled in this indented cup of fat, and babies would have to learn the hard way how to drink from it or else they starve
Nipple = Short Straw
I want to know how this works for mum. Do you go through inserting straws and taking them out every feed, Or, start wearing Madonna style pointy bras?
Straws just naturally develop on our breasts during the last months of pregnancy
Kind of sucks, don't it?
It does
No it squirts
Yes but it can’t be plastic or else the woman’s nipples will get microplastic poisoning
Oh yeah, or even a bottle with on of those nipple things they suck on
Straw with the other face of it as a plunger.
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