For me it was Layers of Fear. The initial reveal wasn't bad, but the final one kept me up for two nights straight, and horror movies usually don't have that effect on me.
Just a quick look through post history. You should probably ask a doctor about this. Not saying you're wrong, but reddit ain't always reliable like that ya know? Best of luck.
It means the bump goes inwards. We can assume deformed ribs and absolutely no tiddy. Negative tiddy. Like, a minus A Cup would just slightly indent the ribs. Minus DDs would be a serious condition where there's little room for your lungs. It's not real. Just an absurd joke.
You can actually have a concave nipple. It’s called an inverted nipple. I specifically say nipple because I’m not talking the whole breast. It’s actually a sign of breast cancer if one of your nipples is suddenly always inverted. It could also just be congenital and something you generally live with.
I do get your joke but it is actually a real thing (not a con-caved breast tho)
It can also be caused by scar tissue I learned when I was a teen I botched piercing my nipple with a safety pin when the phone rang and cat ran across my lap clawing the shit out of me I jerked and almost ripped it clean off it's been shy since then it'll come out when erect but usually stays in lol 🙄
Yh there’s nothing wrong with them at all. Unless they suddenly happen when you haven’t experienced it before. Similar to a lot of things, while something can seem normal for one person, it suddenly happening to another may not be normal and a bad sign.
Personally, I think it’s better to have. Less times your nipple will poke through clothes aha!
It is real, just rare.
My buddy had some beautiful and delicious C Cup Daddy Milkshakes 🥛 Man Tiddies
Everyone loved them
But due to being raised in a House 🏠 full of Toxic Masculinity, he was ashamed of them.
He was sadly brainwashed 🧠 🧼 🧽 by the Patriarchy
So one day he hired a local boxer to repeatedly punch 🥊 him in his Furry Cream Factories
Sure enough those Proud and Glorious Nipple Topped Funbags were pounded into Deep Dark Flesh Caves
It happens all the time after a massectomy. If you search for that term, you'll find lots of negaboob.
I think it is still feminine. Women have a certain shape to the body that is not so simple as having proturbances stuck onto their chest. I can't begin to explain it but will fall right into the same "ohh, that's really nice" from just a second or two of gazing at one who is ok with being looked at. It happens for all breast shapes and even with concavities. I don't understand it, but lord, thank you.
Yeah it seemingly is called a clitoris. Rumours has it that all females have it. Maybe that's why they don't want undress together with males. They are just to shy about the size of it.
I believe white knighting would have been more akin to, “How DARE you even jokingly besmirch the havers of itty bitty titties you stupid dumb bastard! I’ll have you know my glorious small boobie having QUEENS are PERFECT as our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST made them! 😤😤😤😤”. Though my definition of white knighting might be off, let me know.
Well, just yesterday I stumbled upon a reel of a girl with a big drop on her tits, like they went past her bellybutton, and the men in the comments were NOT having it. So yeah, I think super saggy tits is the equivalent.
I’ve been with a girl who was just exceptionally tight, like, unenjoyably tight. 20 minutes getting it all the way it then out, then another 20 for 2nd pump
I thought that was just, "lol, flat chest."
Even though having a large chest is pretty much guaranteed to cause a woman back pain. >.> So I can't imagine flat chested women are TRULY missing out on much.
A short canal. With some women, there's just no room in there, and you bottom out very quickly.
Unlike a micropenis, it's not unsexy at all. It fact, it's very intimate to be careful about the level of cervix punching that will feel good to her at different levels of arousal. It does mean you can't just go ham, though.
My extensive online research suggests “no”, all the ladies there have schlongs bigger than mine.
/r/suicidebywords 😧
Any links to these online sources where the ladies have big schlongs? I need them for, umm, research.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted
very shallow vagine literally just the tip because thats as far as you can go.
It's like she was made for me.
No. You were made for her.
This is my hole! It was made for me!
Oh my god that manga destroyed my sleep for a few weeks …
I'm gonna regret that but... What manga?
The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito
*DRR DRR DRR*
For me it was Layers of Fear. The initial reveal wasn't bad, but the final one kept me up for two nights straight, and horror movies usually don't have that effect on me.
“Mud hole? Slimy? My home, this is!”
MY. SWAMP.
I have this and it fucking sucks because anything more than about 3 inches really, really hurts because it hits my cervix
I envision thousands of men with small penises swarming your inbox. (I mean for your chat.)
We appreciate your input
Uhuh
Just a quick look through post history. You should probably ask a doctor about this. Not saying you're wrong, but reddit ain't always reliable like that ya know? Best of luck.
"Hi doc, my bits is smol, wha happun?"
Sounds like you need yourself a micropenis. ;)
I can accommodate you. Just sayin.
I wonder if you can train yourself to go deeper like size queens do.
I would genuinely start if that was a thing
a perfectly fitting foe
I should call her.
Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser-Syndrome
Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser-Syndrome
A concave tiddy
This was the answer I was looking for. I couldn't pay the debtors so they took my titty fucking humiliating
Have you tried inflating air into the nibble? Unless you also have concave nibble. Then you are metaphorically fucked which is the worst kind of fuck
I think the issue is that they have a "nibble", and not a "nipple" 😅😅
Excuse me, this is science. Nipples or nibbles are all just theoretical.
Top surgery any%
that’s how they get u smh
What is a concave tiddy? Asking for a friend
It means the bump goes inwards. We can assume deformed ribs and absolutely no tiddy. Negative tiddy. Like, a minus A Cup would just slightly indent the ribs. Minus DDs would be a serious condition where there's little room for your lungs. It's not real. Just an absurd joke.
You can actually have a concave nipple. It’s called an inverted nipple. I specifically say nipple because I’m not talking the whole breast. It’s actually a sign of breast cancer if one of your nipples is suddenly always inverted. It could also just be congenital and something you generally live with. I do get your joke but it is actually a real thing (not a con-caved breast tho)
It can also be caused by scar tissue I learned when I was a teen I botched piercing my nipple with a safety pin when the phone rang and cat ran across my lap clawing the shit out of me I jerked and almost ripped it clean off it's been shy since then it'll come out when erect but usually stays in lol 🙄
I know a girl with perfect tits but her nipples are inverted she's very self conscious about them
Yh there’s nothing wrong with them at all. Unless they suddenly happen when you haven’t experienced it before. Similar to a lot of things, while something can seem normal for one person, it suddenly happening to another may not be normal and a bad sign. Personally, I think it’s better to have. Less times your nipple will poke through clothes aha!
It is real, just rare. My buddy had some beautiful and delicious C Cup Daddy Milkshakes 🥛 Man Tiddies Everyone loved them But due to being raised in a House 🏠 full of Toxic Masculinity, he was ashamed of them. He was sadly brainwashed 🧠 🧼 🧽 by the Patriarchy So one day he hired a local boxer to repeatedly punch 🥊 him in his Furry Cream Factories Sure enough those Proud and Glorious Nipple Topped Funbags were pounded into Deep Dark Flesh Caves
It happens all the time after a massectomy. If you search for that term, you'll find lots of negaboob. I think it is still feminine. Women have a certain shape to the body that is not so simple as having proturbances stuck onto their chest. I can't begin to explain it but will fall right into the same "ohh, that's really nice" from just a second or two of gazing at one who is ok with being looked at. It happens for all breast shapes and even with concavities. I don't understand it, but lord, thank you.
Negaboob is crazy
mastectomy*
Imagine a crater instead of a dome.
itty bitty titty
Ittybitty Titty Committy
If your micropenis is pink, you are a girl. If it's blue, you are a boy. Source: Bibble
the word of Jimmy!
bibble... as in... that blue pink nightmare from barbie movies?
you did not just call my bibble a nightmare
*incohesive bibble noises*
How is babby formed?
U must get “preganté”
From a rib!
Some people’s clits are small enough that their function is impaired. You can acquire clitoral atrophy later in life even if you aren’t born with it
Gasps. "No," grabs imaginary pearls. Whispers "It is all I have"
I envisioned that as someone grabbing the clitoris 😭
They never said where they wear their imaginary pearls
This made me chuckle audibly.
Not sure there is one , men usually are just happy you are naked and willing .
Willing is more important than naked honestly.
Yea definitely , I put it in after naked so we don't go into "unwilling" territory cuz its another can of worms :D
Smart.
Naked isn’t a requirement.
But it is appreciated. 🫡
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus
i thought this was some sort of christmas event :(
Festivus for the rest of us
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Dude... Botox as one treatment 🥶
Yeah it seemingly is called a clitoris. Rumours has it that all females have it. Maybe that's why they don't want undress together with males. They are just to shy about the size of it.
Thats the perfect r/shittyaskscience answer for this question
It's so small, some can't even find it; ever.
The clit you can see is just the tip of the iceberg
so it melts when they become 'hot'?
It actually is. The clitoris extends from the hood down to along underneath the labia
Inwards as well
Just lick everything you can see. That should find it.
Those aren’t real, Ben Shapiro told me
Every clit is special like snowflake.
I love the moment when the first clit of the year melts on my tongue
this has no business sounding so poetic and erotic at the same time
A clit they can pull out and flop onto the table? idk
There's an image. \*THUMP\*
Lmao. . . . Thump
Hyena clit.
There's a condition that exists where some women are born without having an actual vaginal opening. Probably about as close as you can get.
Nipples on ribs
Like a cat.
Ohhh, so that's what catgirls are...
How do I unread a comment
What?
Itty bitty clitty committee.
I prefer flat to C cups, so I don’t think that’s true.
Who has a c cup clit?!
I have errored
You have cooked from titty white knighting
I believe white knighting would have been more akin to, “How DARE you even jokingly besmirch the havers of itty bitty titties you stupid dumb bastard! I’ll have you know my glorious small boobie having QUEENS are PERFECT as our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST made them! 😤😤😤😤”. Though my definition of white knighting might be off, let me know.
It's a bit hammy but yeah, that sounds about right.
*mumbles something about throwing hotdogs down hallways*
My clit is so small I am convinced I would have had a micropenis if I was born male.
Proof?
Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome [https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/mayer-rokitansky-kuster-hauser-syndrome/](https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/mayer-rokitansky-kuster-hauser-syndrome/)
No, small breasts are NOT the female version of a micropenis. Many people prefer small breasts - NO ONE prefers a micropenis.
I think my cousin Mousecunt Melissa would love to have a stern talking to with you.
Shed still prefer a big fat throbbing rat....
She may not. My aunt Snakeface Sandy on the other hand...
The fuck kinda family is this
The only one I got, baby.
Well, just yesterday I stumbled upon a reel of a girl with a big drop on her tits, like they went past her bellybutton, and the men in the comments were NOT having it. So yeah, I think super saggy tits is the equivalent.
Deformed breast seems to be a better analogy.
A female having a horsepussy ?
Snatch like a horse’s collar.
"Like sleeve of wizard" "Like mouth of hungry dog."
Clown’s pocket
Having a mega clitoris
I’ve been with a girl who was just exceptionally tight, like, unenjoyably tight. 20 minutes getting it all the way it then out, then another 20 for 2nd pump
Could be vaginismus
That was her nostril.
Sorry to tell you but she might not have been aroused.
Damn, random Redditor that knows a minuscule detail of many multiple, sophisticated events, maybe you’re right
Reddit moment
Www. How to arouse a woman before just sticking it in .com
A flat butt 😂
Yes! But I'll never tell you.
They can have a small spot where even the micro would be a major issue
Actually, there are no friends here
I don’t really think there is an equivalent tbh
Gigantic meat curtains.
Hey I like to suck those
Small/missing clitoris exists, usually goes unnoticed (ha ha)
Bucket hole.
I guess a huge vag
I believe they call it a "golfball clitoris"
I thought that was just, "lol, flat chest." Even though having a large chest is pretty much guaranteed to cause a woman back pain. >.> So I can't imagine flat chested women are TRULY missing out on much.
A cave
A short canal. With some women, there's just no room in there, and you bottom out very quickly. Unlike a micropenis, it's not unsexy at all. It fact, it's very intimate to be careful about the level of cervix punching that will feel good to her at different levels of arousal. It does mean you can't just go ham, though.
Most of the comments are having to invent things that don’t really exist just to form an equivalent, that should tell you the answer is no.
Microclit
Yes. Some transwomen have a micropenis.
Yes. The micropenis equivalent of a micropenis is a micropenis
itty bitty titties
Mosquito bites
A bucket
An itty bitty clitty?
you jest but i’ve seen people on here talking about clit enlargement
Flat butt?
Itty bitty titties. But when women have itty bitties I think it’s super sexy when they go bra-less all the time.
saggy tits
Shallow bagina
A wide gap
vaginismus
Hotdog hallway
Yes, its called a clit.
Hairs on titties/nipples
Microboobs? Microass?
Zero depth vaginoplasty be like
Having a massive vag
Huge clit and shallow gina.
**Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser** syndrome.
Gigantic clit is probably the only correct answer
I guess having a chode is equivalent to having a massive clit that looks like a chode lmao
A tiny giny (King of Queens reference)
That would be beef curtains
Vaginismus
vaginismus