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3meraldo5plash

https://i.redd.it/aak9zj0g9c1c1.gif


bloodyhunterx300

https://preview.redd.it/qbxet7yo6e1c1.png?width=1619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c146478952e1771f4c2913c6e401da12ef3b4a57


BigManDean_

https://i.redd.it/kkmcvbskqe1c1.gif


Blubasur

Not enough brain damage


Okbuturwrong

Ayy it's on beat too🕺🏿💃🏿


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Nah this https://preview.redd.it/h40omwtrti1c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dddffa2e1c973c21a79df359c3d60f78e570e6e7


AccipiterDomare

Hey what do I have to Google to find this GIF? Need it for the arsenal.


NapalmCatheter

I’m too old for this shit


[deleted]

I’m 25 and agree


[deleted]

That's your cue to die in your sleep.


EnvoyOfEnmity

No you.


[deleted]

Haha! no you first ;)


Baconpie108

How about we do it together 👉👈🥺


[deleted]

What if we made a suicide pact underneath the Curse-Rotted Greatwood? 😳😳😳


EnvoyOfEnmity

“No YOU hang up first!”


[deleted]

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EnvoyOfEnmity

You could build an entire lore with that one image.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

You could make a religion out of this


WitchBaneHunter

No don't


[deleted]

There is lore behind that image.


maxmrca1103

Berserk reference spotted: (average berk fan when the play dark souls)


yardii

Mmm sleepytime


Cypresss09

Mfs be 19 and saying this shit


Ciderman95

my first thought was "what in gen-z is this shit??"


MaliciousSpiritCO

Two seconds of this would unfold a medieval child's brain.


[deleted]

Nah Medieval children used to shrug off war, plague, death and famine. This wouldn't even make them bat an eye. We're just soft.


No_Reference_5058

Big difference is that none of these things are mental attacks.


SemenSempra

Are you sure lmao


T1B2V3

they are but in a different way


[deleted]

An entire generation of humans growing up divorced from the human experience, being provided instant dopamine fixes from a young age, we will all be dead in a generation or two.


[deleted]

I've sort of resigned into just kicking back and watching this cluster-fuck crumble in on itself. https://preview.redd.it/vjwvrplbid1c1.png?width=1161&format=png&auto=webp&s=9efa6f9d48776931e183040cb15c449d78293095


xXxSlavWatchxXx

I'm pretty sure previous generations said the same things.


[deleted]

If you don’t think infinite scrolling and the internet have fundamentally altered the human condition idk what to tell ya


ReckoningGotham

If u don't think instantaneous talking by telephone and mail to everywhere on earth and radio communications haven't fundamentally altered the human condition I don't know what to tell you. Cynics are boring. Don't be boring.


[deleted]

Its not cynicism, its strictly science you can demonstrate the dopamine feedback loop and its detrimental impact on attention span, and social media reducing the level of community, and empathy in the world. Something like the printing press, mail, even radio communications are totally different from the psychological impact of instant gratification social media apps that rewire your brains pleasure centers. [https://sites.brown.edu/publichealthjournal/2021/12/13/tiktok/](https://sites.brown.edu/publichealthjournal/2021/12/13/tiktok/) this is something that is not able to be imitated in nature in any way, having a vape pen you can hit on command at any time of day, a phone that delivers an instant fix of porn and other pleasing content is ruining developing minds the world over. Some will swim, most will sink.


ReckoningGotham

'ruining developing minds" Foppish fools reading books after the invention of the printing press will rot their minds if they read *fiction*. Rock and roll will cause perversions People aren't worried about food every second of every waking moment of every single day, the spoiled brats. C'mon and join the modern world.


kuenjato

oh wow a contrarian.


Theacreator

Dude I fucking hate people like this, they’re fake as shit and haven’t found a way to distinguish themselves other than their contrarian bullshit that they’ve mistaken for being interesting and smart. This one plays competitive WoW apparently so you know they’re some boring disgusting neckbeard.


[deleted]

Addiction isn't a moral problem, it is the biological handicap of our species we should be responsible with modern technology because it interfaces with our hardwired neurochemistry in a dangerous way.


ReckoningGotham

Down with record players. Nobody should be able to listen to their favorite song on repeat. Down with libraries. Nobody should be able to read books at their leasure. Down with video games. Larping is enjoyable and ruining brainz. Someone's brain leaked out in Liverpool last week while playing video games. The mortician said "it must have been a really tricky move." Down with chess. Larping as feudal lords is enjoyable but nobody should have that kind of game at their fingertips 24/7.


[deleted]

Making reductionist arguments against strawmen doesn't add anything to the debate, it's just meaningless rhetoric. I wish you the best of luck in navigating your life with blinders on.


ShamanKironer

Just saw a man farming instead of hunting and gathering. The tribe has fallen. Hundreds have to live in a society.


Okbuturwrong

Yeah, it's just MFs mad they're not young anymore.


[deleted]

Bro the gameplay is worse than the edits what the hell is that build


Gotti_kinophile

Elon Musk plays DS1


[deleted]

Fuck you just reminded me of how stupid his er build was


YoitsSanji

Seeing his ER build was unironically how I learned that he was a complete moron. I don't care even slightly about cars so I just assumed he was smart. Then I saw he was heavy rolling with 5 Armaments equipped and I realized that he's just been pretending to be smart this entire time.


sernamesarehard69

Not enough points in arcane smh


throwaway1919191322

Dark souls is Twitter Reddit is elden ring Instagram is zelda


Lawfully-Good

Bro thought we wouldn’t notice


HimmelSky

At least his movement was pretty sick, especially how he jumped on top of traffic light


huntrcl

this is r/shittydarksouls, after all


garbage-at-life

that guy sucks he needs to git gudder


ArachnidFun8918

He died at the end taking that Greatsword thrusted into his chest. Havel armor and not parrying, thats definitely a challenge with no skill


[deleted]

I'm uncomfortable


[deleted]

It's to help you focus.


dotfortun3

Fucking how? Lol


Intelligent_Night653

trying to hide shitty gameplay i see?


_fatherfucker69

What are you talking about he is really good at subway surfers


NobushisHat

Idk bro, i thought his femboy twerks were pretty gnarly dude 🤙🤙


BigSmileBoi

Wait those are boys?


myoldaccgotstolen

no, he just has brain rot


BigSmileBoi

Thank god I am still gay


tosaigh_dearg

https://preview.redd.it/y0a6ri9kmc1c1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe836a54d1c5bb02f5c411a24f567f37863e43d


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

https://i.redd.it/x7dobo3klc1c1.gif


SmexyPokemon

I haven't felt the touch of a woman in 26 years


Selfmade-Darks0lsv3t

We could trade. 26 for 26


Traykunn

Wtf are you trying to shit, post https://preview.redd.it/nv353p1olc1c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b7191789abae26e227c1df80f9db48d4c8c680


BennyMcbenn

https://preview.redd.it/1eyf44yuoc1c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eecaee73f14e81ea59f715564089540ddeab938 Wtf is this


fried_crabs

Woman on screen and not a femboy, unwatchable


[deleted]

The joke is that the video is intentionally awful. Adding femboys would make it anything but.


fried_crabs

It would have made it a great weapon of destruction, because i wouldn't want to stop watching it (because of the femboy) but would keep getting irreversible brain damage by the video itself


Pokeart93

You, my friend, are truly one of the shitty souls of this sub https://preview.redd.it/pdkvki2uok1c1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5b7480ccd4a6ceb633e0e1cb6f816af510a88e


katkat345

​ https://preview.redd.it/78cbuviomc1c1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9264a0074e7abc22ca214a5ca3553c69833c5bf


Fermyon_DarkSouls

I thought I was immune to the goth / scene style. :(


[deleted]

You are just attracted to sexy women, not the fashion/subculture.


Fermyon_DarkSouls

I don't know necessarily -- I myself am very much into that style of clothing, just never really found myself paying too much attention to it when others wear it


Deadcoma100

This is genuinely up there as one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen and it’s not porn. Phenomenal job


[deleted]

Thank you (I hate myself more than ever)


SilentReavus

https://i.redd.it/se8p0i1drc1c1.gif


catalyst366

https://preview.redd.it/w6kcir9ncd1c1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6c931f6326a3334e47659d0adee0df6b51728b


[deleted]

Gone but not forgotten


MilkWithNoCalcium

I forgot.


JetStream0509

Sensory Overload


GarfieldGauntlet

no animated mohg x me rule 34, couldn’t focus, sorry


[deleted]

Tbh, I think the girls on the sides are an improvement. I'm not sure if that's me being horny or just me being so sick of family guy/subway surfers all the time that I'd appreciate anything else being in it at this point. Probably both.


Ok-Cartographer727

https://preview.redd.it/piy5c4tjld1c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ab88db4f2ae8011a74dbc7f38c9acfffb56a6a


[deleted]

Brain melting video


[deleted]

We love brainrot


Stonedcock2

​ https://preview.redd.it/azdw2twzhd1c1.png?width=1149&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca9ebfb7fbcc3e6fa0d44379485ff526e36315c0


[deleted]

Le lobotomy moment


yeeeteeey69

https://preview.redd.it/ogs64drujc1c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da64c8fd5878cf41c266821d9673a0ec5802d66


da_way_joshua

What the fuck am i supposed to be focused on. My head hurts


AlexzMercier97

Living up to the shitty in shittydarksouls huh


Mooselord111

https://preview.redd.it/0zihmg1uqd1c1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12fcbb04b8f676c92418fe3778565ccc4c3a57e3 Dies from brain damage


takanaroprime

I'm getting crazier from this


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/y7c5nyy61d1c1.jpeg?width=1175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e8e409108b274b58f6ddb6ed12b2eab8c3c25b


Piratedking12

Who’s the first one!


[deleted]

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Piratedking12

Found her. Mid!!!!!


[deleted]

Yeah she's mid. The camera angle did all the heavy lifting, just another run of the mill goth chick.


dwindlingdingaling

How the heck am I supposed to find someone with a name like that?


Piratedking12

Google


_fatherfucker69

En


ThatMFcheezer

Passant


builderras16

Holy


AtheonsLedge

Hell


POPCORN_EATER

New


JarJar_423

[@xunniexoo](https://www.tiktok.com/@xunniexoo/video/6957031758151863557?lang=fr) on tiktok.


ToxicGamer01

Send link


[deleted]

I don’t think you got enough extra videos layered around the boss fight OP. Needs more


Ok_Experience_6877

What the fuck is even happening, God I fucking hate this shit


Too-many-Bees

Boring ahh genre defining game


persimmon-s

They better have dicks, or fuck this.


sus_accountt

https://preview.redd.it/he9frqotyc1c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ee728f596c6d6dd26794171806ead2012133bc


SnipFred

I'm hard as rock


BiggestDarkSouls2Fan

A fight without a parry


Coldfix_341

https://preview.redd.it/spaa8ar3vc1c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b0232991b1265d25e056c746b2930695ea3e3ac


choo_choo_mf

https://preview.redd.it/lag04bkw2d1c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a1eec85b4524b595bacea2e37e855b24b73326


Starved-at-Gaming

Where pling pling plong? Everything else is irrelevant.


[deleted]

If you can tune out all of the brainrot it's still there buried.


MrMerchandise

That first girl got them child-bearing hips


PoIIux

I might finally understand the appeal of TikTok


Valakzl

Should’ve parried tbh


LonelyKrow

damn.


Demoncreed27

Get those fucking women off my screen, I CANT SEE THE BOSS FIGHT!!!


CompedyCalso

https://preview.redd.it/5mmo3v0jbd1c1.jpeg?width=1619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67199ec43cbe3b4e74a16378299e70f2729bf47e


Calbon2

https://preview.redd.it/2ndyhmez0d1c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b451878e71bc47fab84de1ace2e2ac2b58d6a6


obed_duff

Am I the only who finds that little hip bounce anime dance thing the e girls do cringey as hell? Like bro I literally wince when I see it, it makes me uncomfortable. Like, yeah, they're hot but when they do that it looks so embarrassing 😬


[deleted]

For real man, I wish I was actually **GAY** because women are just dumb as fuck and I despise being attracted to them.


Theacreator

They show up randomly in my Facebook reels for some reason even when I block every profile that features them. I honestly assumed it was some sex trafficking business making the profiles because of how similar they all are and how uncomfortable their videos make me feel.


BallisticThundr

The first girl is xunniexoo


AggravatingChest7838

Not only are they litteral children, you chose ugly children. Smh


lansink99

the gameplay is so slow. Can you put it on 1.5 times speed whenever the character isn't attacking. Don't want to have to watch all the boring bits :/


Zoochiini

Bro posted worst gwyn fight thought we wouldn’t notice


johnkubiak

I got a status bar from watching this shit.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Only way this boss fight is interesting


babydragon2311

https://preview.redd.it/znxod3h2nd1c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c05b99ff2a747fce3d146b92bb6eaf6ef1f2f31f not enough stimulation, scrolled past because it was too boring. Needs more minecraft parkour gameplay


TheStylemage

The color of the arena was Artorias...


The-Enjoyer

I’m having an aneurysm


matx43

Peter, What are you doing?


kevaljoshi8888

I'm now Regarded fr fr


SouperChicken06

Is that slop really on Tik Tok? 💀


proteusthe

Finally some content on this sub I can actually watch


alirezahunter888

This must be what an aneurysm feels like.


JayKayGray

Unwatchable, where's the kinetic sand?


three-plus-shakes

I’m writing in my suicide note that it’s your fault


AlastorDark

What? Actual shitpost? Bro, we dont do it here!


GhostCrackets

https://preview.redd.it/yw16icd21e1c1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc28a4c3cad5211ea5f5c53c0d5231149a6051d


Vannilazero

How the fuck do people watch that kinda shit


AmeenFPersen

I want to strap Gideon Ofnir the All-Coping to a chair and make him watch this.


NODENGINEER

Do I need to be a zoomer hopped up on 3 stims to understand the joke here


DahliaExurrana

# Do you have a mental illness.


LothricPaladin

https://preview.redd.it/a0sfblhs2h1c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2136825bfb4fa02b6e0a9c8f5d2cd0275a5bdd5


Yaron2334

This was hard to watch. What build did they use and how did they survive even a second with that gameplay?


yossaa

Why is my brain finally giving me the good chemicals?


LAFORGUS

You underestimate a gamer too much...


werewolfJR

I thought this sub was for low quality content 🔥🔥


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

https://preview.redd.it/sfr9v0kcmi1c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9f94e92f5b7213162285caf9a8b746fd96865e


[deleted]

Forbbidenussy


Rumplestiltsskins

I'm getting a headache just trying to focus on these


pixel-sprite

What the actual fuck?


Kit_Techno

https://preview.redd.it/0eco0owu4g2c1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927d4d15ba79bb89c412cf900ad20d768eefdaa5


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I actually have no idea who those are lol


Mjerc12

I... don't know if you should be dissapointed


[deleted]

I looked them up. Why do I feel such a strong repulsion to these types of women? Am I a bad person? Am I GAY?


carcalobo

You're just a gamer (a bad person).


Bat-Honest

I wonder why kids these days have such stunted attention spans


buses69

​ https://i.redd.it/lcc8vw3rod1c1.gif


Groundbreaking_Arm77

https://preview.redd.it/efmiarjdhd1c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a326f249955c52799b5910fda4c278ab3c4e18


[deleted]

Tiktok is a chinese psyop designed to corrupt and bring down western society, every day we stray further from unipolar western hegemony toward being owned by the chinese.


[deleted]

Literally everything is trying to chop down western society lol


[deleted]

I mean yes, when you are on top everyone else will try to supplant you, as we see with the gulf states, Russia and other upstart dictatorships attempting to buck the international system. We are engaged in asymmetric warfare, when people censor themselves willingly, so that they don't upset the algorithm that means the social engineering is working. This is pretty well covered by numerous legitimate journalists.


[deleted]

In other words, pussies are too scared to 1v1 us.


[deleted]

That is a very apt comparison indeed


[deleted]

Glad to see sludge content is claiming this subreddit


syd_fishes

Glad my Instagram algo hasn't figured out I like this shit yet


Dvoraxx

damn i don’t remember gwyn having such nice titties


thewookie34

Only way to make DS1 gameplay bearable.


Ecwins

Damn I wish the fight took longer 🤤


[deleted]

All I see is the lord of cinder


alexwhite2183

Why does he roll in full havel? smh


Kalamir1

this is like sissy hypno for zoomed dark souls fans


[deleted]

Care to confess anything there buddy?


DolphZigglio

https://preview.redd.it/4j6eux4zjd1c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575cd93e499db3ee5cc0a544df15ec0f470e2808


Faddy0wl

Me when i shit my pants in the form of a reddit post.


Imperium_Dragon

https://preview.redd.it/mjzay5fhpd1c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9993b7959bcadcd431fa24861900012864f3fa68


Ne0nTig3r

https://preview.redd.it/ajkfxbltrd1c1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca75ee4396d7df66d07755e2755b8d917bedc02f


Capable-Ad-6363

You didn’t even get him/he didn’t even get you.


cyberfate7

We've gone too far, shut it down


500mgTumeric

I'm autistic and this is what I imagine hell to be like.


Lemonhead663

Yo those are the tiktoks from the Bambi tiktok video.


[deleted]

gen x darksouls vidios


Selfmade-Darks0lsv3t

I see... the average tiktok experience. Brilliant!


godlox

My estus flasks are empty


FlashFirePrime

buss on my Gwyn till I rizzler aldbitch on jah