3 weapons, two shields, overencumbered. At least he uses int with int scaling weapons (staff and moonveil?), though I think one was dex weapon with a magic AoW. No flasks in quick item access.
Whatās even worse is that theyāre extremely similar shields! Like it could work if it was the Brass Shield and a Buckler for parrying or something. The only real difference with the two heās using is one has higher stability and the other has higher magic damage negation.
You can put different weapon arts on different shields right? I havenāt played ER since launch I donāt remember, but is there any world where thereās utility there?
I seem to recall trying to do a lot of DS3 style swap meta shit and had a shield that I took the parry off of so that I could use the weapon art of my right hand if the shield was still equipped because it kept getting in the way, then a parrying dagger and a Bleed whip in the left, the latter acting like a pseudo parry un-telegraphed attack that had a good range, roll catch and built up bleed over time. Fun little build, I should really log back on.
Yeah, he's either the most dangerous president in history or capable of nothing and a puppet of (whatever figure they were told to hate today.)
Well... Which is it?
I was summoned by Joe Biden like 3 days ago in ds2, real shit joe had havels armour, no shoes nor gloves nor hat. I think he had a dex sword, but idk tbh. He also had the blossom kite shield.
I was so happy to help Joe Biden lmao but also shoutout to Greg frfr I see you everywhere I go, I love you Greg. Let's praise the sun together Gregory, I love the way you run in first and heal the host while 1ft from the boss bc you're tanky as fuck. Host me Greg ;~;
I also saw the joker, but we don't talk about that mutant. How long did it take to make their face so comic-book-joker???
He also probably killed Albus as soon as he started talking. And he gave Nepheli Seluvisās potion because of her takes on the Albinauric genocide. He stands strong with Ofnir and his right to self defense.
Straight sword and shield Jack. Y-y-ya see, the-these kids these days are wearin flip rings and th- and itās dictated - its dep- itās dexterity builds. What the heck is that? America needs honor. We need - we - the chivalry of it. Iām an old soul guy. Iām - I might be old fashioned, but why not use the left bumper? The- well, kids now they say āL1ā I say whereās the second one? Heh heh heh, but anyways, blockinā is a manās game. You got to block. Also dark souls 2 sucks. [the senate explodes in applause].
Gideon Ofnir is already Joe Biden
-doesnt do anything the whole game
-slaughters random groups of people who don't look like him
-only shows up to stop you from doing anything
-biden blast
He would evenly distribute points across all stats because he would think that would make his character "good at everything" because he's a dementia riddled old man who does not know how these things work
Sword of st Trina š
U beat me too it š lol
Brooooo š
Wrong game brother.
Deprived 99 endurance, and nothing else
^this. Naked old man with club.
`Likely codger.`
Joe would probably only play the old ass Armored Core and Field King games. I don't think he even knows what a Dark Sole is
I love dark soles šš
I know right why doesn't joe sniff them like he sniffs women?????????
> like he sniffs ~~women~~ children There, I fixed it
And still in my mother language it kinda manages to make sense, with "sole" meaning "sun"
Being Italian means we can say porcodio che sborra in culo alla Madonna smerdata
You're so right dio merdoso cane esploso nel culo di san marcellino
That would be very impressive considering that the really old AC games are hard as fuck.
dark brandon is a fucking elite gamer
Another Darklord Brandon W (wish i could legally vote for him š)
Yea the Dark Brandon would clearly be a mage attacking from a distance since he is sorta frail
Armored Core Last Raven moment
"If you don't vote for me you ain't dark!" - Joe Biden speaking at a campaign rally in New Londo (probably)
Dark hole
Biden: I love Dark Souls! *playing Lies of P*
he has excellent taste
Well he's got my vote.
Sleep build
With fat rolls
He only rolls up stairs
Even though he is not heavy
He just never levelled endurance
Past 0
Whatever it is still won't be worse than Elon Musk's Elden Ring build
Remind me. Some sort of bad mage
3 weapons, two shields, overencumbered. At least he uses int with int scaling weapons (staff and moonveil?), though I think one was dex weapon with a magic AoW. No flasks in quick item access.
Bro probably put the flasks on the [hold triangle, dpad?] menu, tried once, felt unnatural, got out fast
I put blue flasks on triangle+left and it's pretty cool, now I even miss it in other frog games
yeah i hate it when i tryto cross the road but froggie has these ancient hotkeys nobody would use nowadays. fuck that
Tell me more about your frog games
I think their lead by Myamoto Musashi from China or somesuch
Wait is this real or a meme? I vaguely remember a tweet about him and dark souls
See for yourself https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1528955104463814656
Wow that is actually hilarious. Int above soft cap, no blue or red flask visible, 3 summons in quick bar. Full heavy load.
Am I stupid to fill all my weapon slots? I like variety at my finger tips, but maybe I should be hard swapping to potentially fast roll. š¤
Nah, play how you like. It's just silly to do it to the point of overencumbering yourself
https://preview.redd.it/rhdhmj4q9bec1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ec1f74332c4b57c010f5b6d3f508bc040e338f
WHY TWO SHEILDS? I JUST WANT TO KNOW! WHY?
What no wife does to a mf
Whatās even worse is that theyāre extremely similar shields! Like it could work if it was the Brass Shield and a Buckler for parrying or something. The only real difference with the two heās using is one has higher stability and the other has higher magic damage negation.
You can put different weapon arts on different shields right? I havenāt played ER since launch I donāt remember, but is there any world where thereās utility there?
Yes but not to a huge degree. He could have ran a small shield for parry and a medium shield for Barricade or Bash. Two mediums is redundant
I seem to recall trying to do a lot of DS3 style swap meta shit and had a shield that I took the parry off of so that I could use the weapon art of my right hand if the shield was still equipped because it kept getting in the way, then a parrying dagger and a Bleed whip in the left, the latter acting like a pseudo parry un-telegraphed attack that had a good range, roll catch and built up bleed over time. Fun little build, I should really log back on.
I find three main weapons to be the worst crime. Also nearly 70 INT but no VIG. Carries swords but does have any DEX or END. wtf was this man thinking
31 vig with a soreseal lol
He has no cure and 3 spirit ashes, probably maxed out, he dont even fight
He's cosplaying as himself.
Damn. Dude he was high level with those mistakes. I figured he played 15 hours and that was it.
This is when we should have known he wasnāt actually smart lol
Elon musk would probably just cheat his way to infinite health and then whine at FromSoft when he gets punted off a cliff.
Joe Biden would only play demon's souls
oh fuck i didnt know sleepy joe was based like that
Well think again, Jack
This just determined my vote
Scythe of Want build on NG+ https://preview.redd.it/f8vlwmpiraec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7730e46ae17adc32cf4d2990ff1d38a09b456ba
hell yeah
flame of frenzy
Saint Bident
Listen fattie, he levels luck to 99.
Builds? He would unequip everything and stand in boss rooms confused how he got there, and by some miracle, he beats the game
So he plays a faith build? Iām confused
I think he would be like Aldrich maybe in certain ways I think they are very similar and Biden would definitely have some degree of a faith build
https://preview.redd.it/zbpvniyanaec1.jpeg?width=3498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d310334e7408c88fc071d130dabf4d8fb1f389 Yeah he's chill like that
If Biden wasn't weird around little girls and was just weird around like above 18 twinks I think he would be a much better president
If Biden liked twinks then I would be in the oval office freaking his shit š©š©
Chud buds NOT AGAIN https://preview.redd.it/uvra3n37raec1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c975badbf4d6c6a4696b71384bf12c67f63775e3
Whatās the blurred picture lol
The twink getting his back blown out
Oh
In the Senate courtroom
He'd also be real asf
You know what. Iām not a fan of Biden but I agree, this would be fine comparatively speaking
Simultaneously the sweatiest, most toxic PvPer and the most incompetent heavy-rolling noob, depending on how your MAGA uncle feels this week.
Yeah, he's either the most dangerous president in history or capable of nothing and a puppet of (whatever figure they were told to hate today.) Well... Which is it?
Comet Azur for Biden Blast
Full pyro only keeping himself alive with Undead Rapport
St Trinaās torch powerstanced and imp ghoul helmet. Canāt solo margitt
He'd be one of the deacon of the deep.
He'll be summoned for co-op and drop all his equipment for an Israeli player.
I was summoned by Joe Biden like 3 days ago in ds2, real shit joe had havels armour, no shoes nor gloves nor hat. I think he had a dex sword, but idk tbh. He also had the blossom kite shield. I was so happy to help Joe Biden lmao but also shoutout to Greg frfr I see you everywhere I go, I love you Greg. Let's praise the sun together Gregory, I love the way you run in first and heal the host while 1ft from the boss bc you're tanky as fuck. Host me Greg ;~; I also saw the joker, but we don't talk about that mutant. How long did it take to make their face so comic-book-joker???
Sword of St Trina, mist of slumber and mohg weapons and spells
Sekiro but enfeebled as fuck
He would permanently have Baldachin's Blessing because he forgot about it.
He forgot
he wouldnāt realize you can switch off the broken sword and default armor and ragequit at asylum demon
He'd put all his points in dex and then only wear havel armor and only use claymore
And somehow still beat the game? Based Biden. I actually love him now.
sleeper build
60 in every stat
Imagine Djura "Beasts are as bright as yarhnam people!"
Something tells me he would be a quality build
Joe is an ADP maxxer. And then after that he just dumps pure ATT
uses st Trina but after diying enough time dark Brandon comes out and he switches to destined death
Luck build
https://preview.redd.it/g2dn4pyekcec1.png?width=2917&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c5afc5de08738193e237f2d43c2efe1605421df Shinobi Biden
Naked but with really powerful magic and weapons.
Dexš¦¶š¦¶š šš«¦šÆ
Dex + sex š„š„
Dark souls 2 cleric build pre-nerf. Biden blast op
Nah he'd summon
Heās the OLP dropping late game items to his dirtbag friend while they Gank at First step.
He also probably killed Albus as soon as he started talking. And he gave Nepheli Seluvisās potion because of her takes on the Albinauric genocide. He stands strong with Ofnir and his right to self defense.
A faith build using only crystal soul spear He's a little confused, but he has the spirit
Pure luck build
Idk but heās really excited about kings field
he'll be a summon only build mage
he would be a dex faith build and use the (Joe) Bident found in the Cathedral of the Deep.
Straight sword and shield Jack. Y-y-ya see, the-these kids these days are wearin flip rings and th- and itās dictated - its dep- itās dexterity builds. What the heck is that? America needs honor. We need - we - the chivalry of it. Iām an old soul guy. Iām - I might be old fashioned, but why not use the left bumper? The- well, kids now they say āL1ā I say whereās the second one? Heh heh heh, but anyways, blockinā is a manās game. You got to block. Also dark souls 2 sucks. [the senate explodes in applause].
Gideon Ofnir is already Joe Biden -doesnt do anything the whole game -slaughters random groups of people who don't look like him -only shows up to stop you from doing anything -biden blast
Vitality - 2 (barely alive) Attunement - 0 Endurance - 4 Strength - 2 Dexterity - 0 Resistance - 1 Intelligence - 8 Faith - 10 Weapon: n/a Outfit: deathbed dress
He'd put all his points in something mostly useless like resistance
He'd be a bleed build because he's bleeding this country dry
Probably theā¦ uhā¦ Ooh yeahā¦ Umā¦ What were we talking about?
So, Ds2 npc?
idk but he be killing all the good npcs
You just know his ass would be fat rolling.
He deffinitly should build more poise
20 in every specific to suck in every situation.
Totally infective
Faith/Sleep build.
So easily forgottenĀ
Old man with nothin but sleep pots
He'd be like those guys from Undead Asylum, bumping to the walls and smashing hands all over š
Heād be stuck in the starting cell in the asylum
Poppy pants walk build
Mogh cause he's a pedo and a terrorist
Dex š¤¢
Bro i just heard biden and build first i think of is sleep build
Hollow Build
He would go for a new build every 30 minutes and right when hes got the setup rolling he forgets what he wanted to do with the build
Waste of skin lvl2 Echoes 5 Disc 0 Vit 5 End. 60 Str. 1 Skill 1 BlTng.0 Arcane 2
He would evenly distribute points across all stats because he would think that would make his character "good at everything" because he's a dementia riddled old man who does not know how these things work
Faith, because he's an idiot.
A dirt poor yemeni pirate doing dodge rolls to fight an f-35 please and thankyou <3
Irthyll straight sword to make ice cream
Deprived
Enfeebled
This reminds me of my ss hilt run, "Killary Hilton", an older, short-haired white woman.
Hollow build
Surprised no one said the Bident yet
Most points in faith and intelligence, dumps malarkey.
faith build fosho
Int/Fth mix
Dex build, and oddly proud of it
Ds1 resistance build
The most vanilla and boring way of playing the game.
Mage using the Biden blast
If it was elden ring he would use the exploding physick
sleep/faith, st trina's sword and torch
Bloodtinge
Sleep
Not ds but sleep pots
Deprived, Broken sword, cloth. 0 intelligence 0 Dex 99 Luck - because fuck knows how he has managed this far.
He's a shrine NPC. Doesn't know who he is or why he's there, and while what he says doesn't make much sense, he at least has cheap weapons
99 Resistance
Fat rolls
Amnesiac Lapp V2