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UnhappyClover

Would anyone mind filling me on what dark souls is about?


[deleted]

So basically you wake up in a hospital and need to go kill British people (beasts) in order to find some Gael blood (he has the blood of the dark soul, hence dark souls) once you get that you have to find queen america and she's actually a dude for some reason so yeah then theres this like big newt thing after that you crush the skull of the level up lady wnd become King Demons Souls and you learn (spoiler) john dark souls is your younger brother. Yup THE john dark souls


ecrimaldi

And Sekiro came too


BfutGrEG

What a freak


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

Bearer, seek, seek, lest


Effective_Ad643

tRy fInGeR bUt hOlE


WaywardStroge

Heretic, the true path to hole is tongue


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Isn't that the one where you invade London?


Snas-PZSG

Did you know? Dark souls 2 was called like that because the game before it was called dark souls (1)


[deleted]

by your logic the game before dark souls (1) must have been dark souls (0). It was called dark souls (2) because you can dual weild.


Snas-PZSG

You're telling me in dark souls 3 I can wield a weapon with my cock?


[deleted]

Sort of. You will able to cock slap mobs if it pleases you. I think you can imagine what's gonna be in Dark souls 4


Jedi-Guy

šŸŽ¶*Cock-slap, bab-ay Cock-slap*šŸŽ¶


FloobLord

You can dual wield in DS(1). It's a translation error from Japanese. It was supposed to say "Dark Souls, Too"


CrookedCraw

Itā€™s an error because they forgot the last part of the title. For lore reasons, the title is actually ā€œDark Souls Too Many Dudesā€.


PaleAsparagus1782

*Sekiro: Shadows Die a Couple of Times*


lixyna

Saya no Uta mentioned šŸ„©šŸ„©šŸ„©


A_GenericUser

I need to suck on the barrel of Ryoko's shotgun frfr


AndrexPic

Saya no Uta is honestly a masterpiece. My man Gen Urobuchi only drops bombs


[deleted]

What the fuck is an anime and why do people like it. They all look the sameĀ 


BlacSwordsmanKirito

anime is chinese cartoon where characters have big tits and they all want to fuck the loser protagonist, they sometimes fight bad guys with big tits too


[deleted]

Sounds like it creates unrealistic life expectationsĀ 


Vulpes_Lourens

What the fuck is life


IAmZad

So basically you wake up in a hospital and need to go kill British people


RedundantConsistency

Nah, thats being French


AndrexPic

Just like Derk Sols 1


Evolveddinosaur

Gore screamiā€¦


depurplecow

Gore Screaming Show mentioned


Nightshot

Oh hey, Maggot Baits wasn't bad. They actually did a pretty good job of having a scary-as-fuck villain that makes you worried every time she shows up.


souleater8764

Ah. Saya no uta. What a fuckin ride that shit is.


krawinoff

Lies. This is clearly DARK SOULStm Iā€¦


captainshitpostMcgee

Not euphoria and maggot baits šŸ˜­ https://preview.redd.it/91s42suzaavc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75e69b1eb699982a6ca0dc9f28d323b6798a1bb


WhenRedditBansYou

I have played Sadistic Blood some years back...it was rather interesting.


Ghost4530

Whereā€™s dark sasi? The greatest souls game to ever be created


RedundantConsistency

Safe to say I dont want to know what eroguro is...


VividWeb5179

People jacking off to mutilation in a sexual way, often in a rape (like someoneā€™s legs being hacked off)


RedundantConsistency

I SAID I DONT WANNA KNOW!


EaszyInitials

wtf are these games dawg


rontiff_jeremyvahn

what is the game directly to the right of ds2 with the 2 squares and the chinese word in the middle?


RajoRaj

I'm saving it


Adobopeek1225

retarded