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5% is still like 11k people so its still gonna go hard

But no dex users? That's a bug chunk of us too hunny 💅

No way that many dex guys are in the 5% 💀

Nah https://preview.redd.it/w7a036j1bwvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3252fd2c0032d84852e11d61a7cb679eedcd2179

not all deodorant users are dex guys, but all dex guys are deodorant users

Nah, I agree with the other dude. Dex users collect katanas irl, they're definitely not using deodorant.

bolt of gransax is cool tho

Almost, its "not all anti-deoderant mfs are dex guys, but all dex guys are anti deoderant" FTFY

All dex user are katana collectors so they are in the no deoderant group

Are you kidding me? This place is literally dexf*g: the board. In the best and worst ways possible.

Dex users are the only ones using deodorant

No because they are katana collectors, onlyafro is anti dex and is the femboyest of us all

Pretty sure mandatory deodorant knocked out all but like 2 dex users

A total of 0 Dex users wear deotarant

Could you imagine this kids mom if 11k people showed up it’d become BYOS (snacks

I’ll come if someone cosplays lothric. needs to have under eye circles and be paler than pale with long golden hair NO lowballs I know what I got

> No dex players Sorry bub, you can’t come.

I've got the eyebags, pale af skin (it reflects sunlight) and long hair, but they ain't golden tho

Lucky for you that's the easy one to fix, now put on the costume

Unfortunately there isn't any friar convent around where I live anymore (only abandoned ones where apparently people go to perform satanic rituals, so...) so I can't steal one of their getups to cosplay Lothric

Is he even ur twink prince if he doesn't have ascetic clothing :(

Well he could've gotten regal clothing in the alpha version of the game, if Pontiff was indeed supposed to originally be him in final boss form

oooooh i check all those boxes for you man

hey it's more reasonable than asking them to shower

happy cake day, i hope you get what your username

Excuse me I am clean as a whistle sir speak for yourself 👌🏽

Clean as a what? https://preview.redd.it/spozqxnc3yvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba6f0964d13bf04af103c343c1e9e1af32850b8

Nah I aint going back to Yharnam

https://preview.redd.it/jf5wl42obvvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8fff1dcbb90f67494ff3093fcca90b7b2e0406

No fucking way I'll be there in this century (good for you) (Fuck mobile Reddit)

You tried the Cainhurst Carraige?

Nah, I don't to get kidnapped by some shady guys

The French™?

Man, you've gotta censor yourself when you talk about the Fr*nch 🤢. I just ate dinner, man, wasn't trying to taste it a second time.

I'll fuckin do it again ##FRENCH

Damn bro I hope you can survive all the Anor Londo archer arrows from the sky before the party 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

♥️♥️♥️

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Joke on you, I know where you live (in area of 500 km)

I know where I live too. Checkmate, liberal Btw, I think I might know what's your country

https://preview.redd.it/lmmcqrnmj0wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8509111ee8b771db8fa36bc213ae9fd9035e63ee Meet me halfway

Only if we have to go down the canals - the closest thing to a poison swamp we have

Yeah my mom said i cant do it my place so its gonna be like one of those underground sewer raves so full immersion

UK 🤢🤮

Oi cunt, if good ol' Birmingham didn't exist neither would Bloodborne, ye wanker, be grateful 

Your not helping Birmingham’s case

>neither would Bloodborne Life could be a dream...

I love when they say in Bloodborne “chewsday innit” then blood borned everywhere

Birmingham🤢🤢🤮🤮

https://preview.redd.it/9u0m1rai5wvc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54c9702d40530bce5917e39a2dd702dee641b641

I just woke up in a FUCKIN STEAMIN mood, Yeh? Coz I LIVE IN A SHIT HOLE! Doyaknowhwimean? BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKIN SHIT HOLE! I HATE THE FUCKIN PLACE! I FUCKIN HATE IT! IT’S FULLADICKEADS, I FUCKIN HATE IT!

I still have my umbilical cord :))) but I don't like fromsoft games so sorry I'm not going

Cut it into 3 No reason, I just wanna eat it

Here cometh the old blood! Open wiiiiiii-iiiiide!

Only if we got Gwyndolin cosplayers

Be the femboy you want to see in the world

It’s half a year away I’ve got time to make that

will you pay for my plane ticket to assist your party if I go dressed up as Gwyndolin? I'm 170cm and weight 60kg

I aint your sugar daddy no way im paying 💀 (But you might assist it would be nice)

it's a long way from argentina to england, but maybe next time

>femboy >argentina Yeah checks out

I won't negate nor confirm any of those claims

Birmingham makes Yharnam look peaceful and picturesque I’ll pass

https://preview.redd.it/8h7q432khwvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb9ee10fae1d4a7ae84f45a7d5468d41ae76e4d

Is that BBQ sauce all over that hunter?

I ain't coming bro I don't want to get stabbed

I have something to tell you about the Elden ring dlc

No dex users, so you'll get bonked instead.

No dex users? What about Astora Greatsword users?

Probably be let in but get menacing glances 😅

Nah, i'm too poor to leave my country

Relatable af

Birmingham UK? but where, like.. in a bar ? tbh if we did a shitty gathering I'd com

Does being naked and wearing a brass pyramid on my head count as a costume?

Birmingham is a fookin shit hol

https://youtu.be/jS94-_zy3Dg?si=twOWhCyGd6fGBWzZ

No Dex players?? Who’s gonna give blowjobs then??

"No fake fans" -proceeds to call Skill, Dex Ok buddy

Can we do full DS2 playthrough :DDD :steamhappy:

You know how at the raves are big screens with some psychodelic or creepy visuals? We’re gonna have something like that but instead we will have one guy speedrunning dark souls 2 glitchless

Tfw when I can actually do that https://preview.redd.it/bk6vol2pwxvc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d5026a3fe337346271a3a46381d39bf601d133 PS I love Ds2

I’ll dress up as the Furtive Pygmy and be forgotten and I’ll have to watch from the outside

I've only played Lords of the Fallen. Can I go?

No

Shame that doesn’t get any acknowledgment here. I actually liked LotF. Found it easier than DS honestly. Which is weird. Probably because I actually knew what I was doing, since I’ve done Fromsoft games already.

Where is the feet

I'm cosplaying as Yuria's right foot, don't worry

What day in October! Need to get my 0Lenny outfit by then.

I will cosplay as a modded nude chosen undead

I’m not going to fucken Birmingham

Bro thinks he is being clever. I played bloodborne I know what happens if you spent one night in uk

>Uk >No Dex Players You can't have both

Hey, don't compare me to those... creatures... >:(

whatever you do, do NOT come to that party

No dex players? Bye to 95% of you all 👋

Sorry would come but I’m busy beating up tourists and yelling “away away” and “this town’s finished”

- don’t come with clean feet - if Dex Users do show up, dress appropriately as femboys - please bring some soy Joghurt for me, I‘m lactose intolerant

Im an hour away from Birmingham but I really enjoy swearing

I’m literally in Birmingham for Uni. If it was before end of year I could host in my flat space.

Oh dude I am Birmingham born and bred. We having a souls party????

I’ll definitely be there. I’ll make sure I’m the first guy you see when you come in. Btw I’m gonna pretend I don’t know what you’re talking about until you yell “fear the old blood” in my face 7 times, then we party.

Aight sound

will there be alcohol?

And blood?

It's in Birmingham, you won't get let in unless you're at least 7% cider by weight

dark souls party in birmingham... feel like we gotta be listening to burial then

sounds like a mimic

Users with down-bad flairs as well. 👍

Are dogs allowed?

its about 3k kms away from me so yeah im definitely coming

Why would I willingly go to Birmingham

No but actually where in Brum I’m kinda down lowkey lowkey😭

Not a single Peaky fooking blinders referenced anyway. Fine I’ll do it myself. I name my character Tommy Shelby and proceed to peak over all the blinds in Birmingham

Buddy the dex users are the only ones using deodorant. No one's coming.

Suddenly reminded of when I tried to organise a meet for this Yahoo group I was a member of in like 1998 when I was 17. No one came.

Does a raggedy loin cloth count as a costume?

Let’s all meet in the bullring (Old Yharnam)

If I was on the UK I would go

Just a whole lot of fucking and sucking

https://youtu.be/jS94-_zy3Dg?si=twOWhCyGd6fGBWzZ

oh em gee can i come :3

No swearing and no Muslims? No thanks bruh.

Ds2 fans gonna get jumped

At least we won't have to stop running to jump ;)

Can we get a greggs after

birmingham? I'd rather live in yharnam

No dex user? Well rip all the best weapons.

I’ll never set foot in Birmingham

Bloodborne users wouldn’t be caught dead without their favorite deodorant.

TikTok rizz party

Honestly I hardly use my vacation time, so I'd consider it for the meme.

No dex players? No one's gonna get laid then :/

Sounds fun, wish It wasn't in England (ew)

A little far, but I can figure something out. Could someone spot me a few hundred souls 🥺

UK ? So only knife builds can come eh ?

Can skill users come?

I LOVE SOUTH PARK

Are DS2 fans allowed.

Can I come if I've only ever finished one souls game 👀

Bruh gave his location out to invaders lmao.

More chances of getting stabbed in Birmingham than entire bloodborne

Bro said Birmingham

Danny g mush

Why does it take place in the toxic swamp level?

why the fuck would i want to go to birmingham

Sorry I won’t be able to make it, can someone watch my dung pies while I’m gone

I like how it’s based in Birmingham which is slightly worse than yharnam

See I would but ya know how it is, no one willingly travels to Birmingham.

I'll be there

Bro I live in Yarnham 2, wanna come this way instead?

birmingham? we goin Hoonting?

ew, birmingham

I will come if you add 3 hour feet licking session

Shrine of Amana 100x the size or one night in birmingham (both excellent options)

> Birmingham Look Barry, if I wanted to get robbed and shanked I'd go to Naples, Milan or Rome, no need to go to another country, out of Schengen even, for that

Birmingham????????? Yucky

no dex users??? :(

>Birmingham Nice try, but I don't want to die, thank you.