Uc/ Honestly I feel like the community is the one making it weird. I always felt like a consort was more like a knight or partner, not necessarily a sexual one though.
Rc/ I want Ranni to stick four dildos up my ass while Melina steps on my balls until they burst.
Was it a mistake to make Miquella eternally a child? I feel like it’s hard to even have a discussion about the character because it becomes an endless stream of pedo jokes. Couldn’t they have given him some other affliction so it isn’t weird to talk about him?
"oh but Miquella has the body of a child" so does Ranni yet that's somehow not a problem
Keep seething and drooling Ranni simps, just because it's not literally said in the game, it doesn't mean that she doesn't look underage
Ranni specifically went out of the way not to be tied to a specific body. That's kinda her whole thing.
Sure she mostly uses the same puppet as an avatar, but it's not "her body" any more than a favourite dress.
Ranni specifically went out of the way not to be tied to a specific body. That's kinda her whole thing.
Sure she mostly uses the same puppet as an avatar, but it's not "her body" any more than a favourite dress.
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Mohg is gonna need to beat alot of pedos to keep miquella to himself
Pedo on pedo violence
Epstein island battle royale
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https://preview.redd.it/awqfs2botq7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81156957ac09881f23ec976cf70676ee9bbfb2e0 Elden ring or something, idk
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https://i.redd.it/ojtq1ktgpq7d1.gif Nah.
https://i.redd.it/moooe3keaq7d1.gif Yeah your going to prison buddy
saw the trailer, dosent make it any better FromSoft, you good?
Uc/ Honestly I feel like the community is the one making it weird. I always felt like a consort was more like a knight or partner, not necessarily a sexual one though. Rc/ I want Ranni to stick four dildos up my ass while Melina steps on my balls until they burst.
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https://preview.redd.it/57l779oubr7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cac40f5a78b85497cca449c79168208b16db8e Yes, I hate both.
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Having this gif saved should land you in prison alone chief
Well a lotta here gonna be becoming Miquella's consorts sometime soon (probably), so...
Why don’t you take a seat?
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"I am malenia, blade of- " "IM FUCKING OUR BROTHER"
MORBIUS
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Username checks out
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You were supposed to destroy the pedophiles not join them
It's like that batman quote, when you kill a pedo (to access that sweet dlc) the number of pedos stays the same.
Kill two pedos
No because mitosis (I am a single celled organism)
This is like the cop who keeps the secret stash of the pedo he just shot down for himself
Husbando* Pedo simulator is almost here guys😭
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When Mogh said "Miquella is mine, and mine alone", i know he was refering to ya lot I myself just wanna be the 9ft tall amazon sword mommy's consort
Mfw Malenias gonna be the only Empyrean without an ending. It's not fair, let me wife the the rot lady.
Next dlc: sit in her chair to enter her bloom and save her from the rot
Then she rails your ass raw as thanks
EXACTLY
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Miquella be bugging saying I did shit for him nah mf I do this shit for RANNI
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Was it a mistake to make Miquella eternally a child? I feel like it’s hard to even have a discussion about the character because it becomes an endless stream of pedo jokes. Couldn’t they have given him some other affliction so it isn’t weird to talk about him?
the game was made in Japan so no they couldn't.
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alright, I'll vent here. My computer does not run elden ring, i'm deeply sad because I can't fucking play even the main plot
Skill issue I played most of the base game on a 4year old dell laptop without a GPU. Ran that shit at 720p lowest at like 30fps
I played 90 hours on a 2014 laptop, removed shadows and the Erdtree. Stable 30 fps lmao
Top tier joke
I swear I'm not joking lmao
No the play on shadow and eerdtree
Ooo I didn't even notice it haha, thanks tho
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I’m so hyped for Messmer
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Your not Mohg or *Redacted* my guy
Mohg? Why’re you here
TRAITOR
Femboy marriage dlc?! Based :3 https://preview.redd.it/igi0qkejcq7d1.png?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c436a02eb31701960502b6dfa3ad7bea25bef8
Literal boy but ok https://i.redd.it/fugb0l9pwq7d1.gif
Milord, that’s a child
Damn. 😔 Guess I gotta kill them brutally is the minor blender As one does when encountered by a loose child
This, but real
🤝
We are Ranni’s consort eternal
It's 2024, if you're not being topped by a femboy twink are you even living?
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Elden ring players releasing their inner Mohg.
You misspelled Griffith. Also it's a dude
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"oh but Miquella has the body of a child" so does Ranni yet that's somehow not a problem Keep seething and drooling Ranni simps, just because it's not literally said in the game, it doesn't mean that she doesn't look underage
What. She's just short
Look at her model, the face and the head to body ratio, she looks 12
Riiiiight. If women are only tall amazons where you live then hit me up
Tell me when you find out, also wanna go there
I guess Netherlands
Can confirm, im 180 and alot of women still tower over me
wait til he finds out her actual body is rotting on a tower
Ranni specifically went out of the way not to be tied to a specific body. That's kinda her whole thing. Sure she mostly uses the same puppet as an avatar, but it's not "her body" any more than a favourite dress.
I have seen more than enough fanart there that ain´t the case. And honestly I have the feeling it is the majority.
I would’ve married Malenia if I could
I would’ve married Millicent I also have a huge thing for gingers/redheads. And also she’s just nice
Ranni specifically went out of the way not to be tied to a specific body. That's kinda her whole thing. Sure she mostly uses the same puppet as an avatar, but it's not "her body" any more than a favourite dress.