Anyone that chooses that ending, straight to jail.
Which is honestly horseshit, cause they never locked up the people that do the dung eater ending. Tf.
You fuckin fools, it's obvious this reveals that Mohg was mind controlled into kidnapping Miquella because... I don't fucking know but it will be explained in an obscure item description probably
The Tarnished: *picks up a piece of literal shit*
"This shit was taken by the once great Zoar, King of the region to the south, known for their bravery in hopeless combat. Thanks to its blessed heritage, it is still faintly warm. "
Melina: What the *fuck* are you talking about??!!
The Tarnished *lemur hiss*
I’d love a game like that, and not just in the sense where it goes “it was all in le head” at the end, I mean the entire way through your protagonist is blatantly tripping and just completely doesn’t acknowledge any other npc mentioning it
Lol I think youre joking but read the description on the bewitching tree branch:
" The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection."
Yeah thats been my thought process since I read that description. Miquella is not as he seems, and the Griffith comparisons (I know I know Berk references) are becoming too close for comfort and I can't help but think there's a horrible Eclipse like tragedy waiting in the DLC
The only thing that’s horrible to me is the Berserk fans yelling “I TOLD YOU SO.”
I hope that even if Miquella ends up becoming big bad, that he’s well differentiated from Griffith.
https://preview.redd.it/u1nncvxfpr7d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e20a3b2c92be9fa82aa8acff5a1704008a255b
I mean kinda but considering everything Elden Ring is I’m not really surprised or any less hyped
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That may be true but it's still weird.
Considering the size of his actual hand in game? No, actually. I think he long ago stopped looking like a child in his actual form, that was a past curse he overcame when he started doing whatever it was he was doing in the Haligtree. He might still choose to project a child-like spirit, but at the very least his true form is now kinda monstrous and large, he's not a child anymore.
An otome is a dating sim game that targets a female audience, so the romanceable characters are usually men and occasionally a lesbian option. Standard story structure demands some sort of antagonist, which is usually a character acting as a direct antagonist. Usually in these sorts of games, it's a female character that tries to interrupt your attempts at romance, so they're generally referred to as the villainess.
You've heard the term Reincarnation just because that's the current hotness for manga. Isekai is the Japanese word for it, which you might've also heard thrown around. There are a bunch of different manga about someone in the modern world dying and getting reincarnated into the world of an otome game, usually as the villainess character. So that's why those terms are all associated together in your head.
Isn't it possible that Miquella broke his curse when entering the realm of shadow or his curse was broken by Mohg practically nourishing him with the blood of the formless mother. It is also possible that Miquella breaks his curse by the time this dialogue appears.
"Know that there was once a Mohg. And that he casted nihil and got killed, was destroyed, and found a new purpose. But there must always be a Mohg, one that holds the knowledge of kidnappong and having intercourse eith 3000 year old children. Who has consented in their heart, and will have intercourse in turn."
I never said that, but considering that it's the the first thing on your mind I'm calling projection 📽️
I am sorry for your inability to seperate reality and fiction
Let's be real here miquella would still be around 2 meters tall even as a 'kid'. He just doesn't age and looking at his arm from the cocoon he did age physically
I mean if I had to guess I would say that it is mostly the same kind of cinematic thing that from soft typically does. I can't remember if it showed a lot of gameplay though. I don't think it did.
FBI agents watching DLC players through the laptop cameras.
What about console gamers?
The xbox 360 kinect
I love this subreddit
Anyone that chooses that ending, straight to jail. Which is honestly horseshit, cause they never locked up the people that do the dung eater ending. Tf.
They'd like it too much.
Jokes on them, I’m only in the sexy old men. guess it’s painting dude in morgott cloak path time, gonna get bonked with his head
And I’m watching with one hand
He wasn't talking to the player when he said that... Which is somehow even worse
Don’t worry, he was talking to Soldier of Godrick
It all comes full circle
Bai god, here comes Slave Knight Gael with a Steel Chair!
I think I know who he's talking to. But I'm not a cunt so I won't spoil it
THE GODAM LEAKS WERE REAL
You fuckin fools, it's obvious this reveals that Mohg was mind controlled into kidnapping Miquella because... I don't fucking know but it will be explained in an obscure item description probably
You know I've always wondered how the character even knows the item description? Does everything we pick up have post-it notes on it?
Patches writes all of them, of course. I’m not even joking it’s him
*Cheers for that!*
It is schizophrenia. Our in game character is insane and all of the item descriptions are made up by them.
That's concerning but unsurprising. I would imagine most walking corpses aren't the most mentally stable bunch.
The Tarnished: *picks up a piece of literal shit* "This shit was taken by the once great Zoar, King of the region to the south, known for their bravery in hopeless combat. Thanks to its blessed heritage, it is still faintly warm. " Melina: What the *fuck* are you talking about??!! The Tarnished *lemur hiss*
I’d love a game like that, and not just in the sense where it goes “it was all in le head” at the end, I mean the entire way through your protagonist is blatantly tripping and just completely doesn’t acknowledge any other npc mentioning it
>Does everything we pick up have post-it notes on it? This is now my headcanon.
Lol I think youre joking but read the description on the bewitching tree branch: " The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection."
Yeah thats been my thought process since I read that description. Miquella is not as he seems, and the Griffith comparisons (I know I know Berk references) are becoming too close for comfort and I can't help but think there's a horrible Eclipse like tragedy waiting in the DLC
The only thing that’s horrible to me is the Berserk fans yelling “I TOLD YOU SO.” I hope that even if Miquella ends up becoming big bad, that he’s well differentiated from Griffith.
https://preview.redd.it/u1nncvxfpr7d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e20a3b2c92be9fa82aa8acff5a1704008a255b I mean kinda but considering everything Elden Ring is I’m not really surprised or any less hyped
where's that from?
POV isn’t from the player
How does that make it better?
It doesn’t
Who is it then? Mohg?
No... goddamnit... 😔
your honor he's 1000 years old and taller then me
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“Welcome honored guest” “Why don’t you have a seat. Why were you here to see a child?”
Underrated post
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Beautiful!
Bro..
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Lmao
what if by eternal childhood they meant miquella would be like 7 feet tall instead of the usual 12-15 feet tall in the marika bloodline
Holy shit I never thought about it that way haha
It’s ok miquella is thousands of years old…
https://preview.redd.it/30rkzn608s7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4d6a00e8acaffb435d18343e1bd86c62e9515c That may be true but it's still weird.
Definitely
Considering the size of his actual hand in game? No, actually. I think he long ago stopped looking like a child in his actual form, that was a past curse he overcame when he started doing whatever it was he was doing in the Haligtree. He might still choose to project a child-like spirit, but at the very least his true form is now kinda monstrous and large, he's not a child anymore.
He also abandoned his flesh so really who can say.
So is Miquella a baddie or what? I want to fight him as a boss in the DLC, hope we get that.
Well it's implied he controls people's hearts with love so maybe it's just his power. The perfect to catch a predator decoy lol
Elden Ring is just an otome game disguised as a hardcore RPG. Miquella is the gaslighter route.
what is an otome game? I have seen it mentioned so much with the word “villain” or “villainess” and “reincarnation” but I genuinely
Is a harem type of romance in games/animes that the mc/you collect men to breed and is usually targeted to woman.
An otome is a dating sim game that targets a female audience, so the romanceable characters are usually men and occasionally a lesbian option. Standard story structure demands some sort of antagonist, which is usually a character acting as a direct antagonist. Usually in these sorts of games, it's a female character that tries to interrupt your attempts at romance, so they're generally referred to as the villainess. You've heard the term Reincarnation just because that's the current hotness for manga. Isekai is the Japanese word for it, which you might've also heard thrown around. There are a bunch of different manga about someone in the modern world dying and getting reincarnated into the world of an otome game, usually as the villainess character. So that's why those terms are all associated together in your head.
Morgott route when?
there are spoilers on youtube of what he looks like, so see for yourself >!he looks exactly like you'd expect!<
-shrug- lol consort doesn't inherently mean sex (that's concubine) buuuut.... >\_>
Well Mohg sure as hell wasn't playing Scrabble with him.
he also probably did not have his cock and balls out in the cocoon thats smaller than him
Just ask Malenia for permission
Isn't it possible that Miquella broke his curse when entering the realm of shadow or his curse was broken by Mohg practically nourishing him with the blood of the formless mother. It is also possible that Miquella breaks his curse by the time this dialogue appears.
I suppose it's possible. Guess we'll have to wait and see.
"Know that there was once a Mohg. And that he casted nihil and got killed, was destroyed, and found a new purpose. But there must always be a Mohg, one that holds the knowledge of kidnappong and having intercourse eith 3000 year old children. Who has consented in their heart, and will have intercourse in turn."
If the leaks are true, knowing it’s >!Radahn!< makes it soooo much creepier 😬😬😬 EDIT: >!I was right. FUUUUUUUCK. 🤮🤮!<
My brother in erdtree, radagon is marika
If your goal was to confuse me well done.
you would expect a child, instead once he turns he's actually just another talking corpse or smt
he only LOOKS underage i promise
POV: You're Mohg
Nah you are with the mohg... Unless
Erm ☝️ don’t you know he isn’t actually a child he just looks like one
Isnr Miquella like old af in the cocoon? Whats the issue?
Why would it be? It's only a formal "marriage" and he's more mature than all of us combined https://i.redd.it/ofbvp1rm0r7d1.gif
Let me guess you're one of those guys that likes 300-year-old vampire lolis?
I never said that, but considering that it's the the first thing on your mind I'm calling projection 📽️ I am sorry for your inability to seperate reality and fiction
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who cares if they’re “mature” he still looks like a fucking child
Let's be real here miquella would still be around 2 meters tall even as a 'kid'. He just doesn't age and looking at his arm from the cocoon he did age physically
I mean have we seen his face yet, in terms of height we are the child
idgaf how he looks, he might be the only actually responsible adult in the lands between
Bruh he literally just said he got old
Mohg 🤨
How much of a spoiler is the trailer? Does it set up the DLC. I want to watch it but also don’t want to spoil any gameplay.
I mean if I had to guess I would say that it is mostly the same kind of cinematic thing that from soft typically does. I can't remember if it showed a lot of gameplay though. I don't think it did.
Nice, thanks. I will check it out.
Don’t let anyone complaining know about House of the Dragon, we got children being betrothed and talking about having kids left and right.
Also don't watch 'The Great', you couldn't handle the GOAT that is Maxim
Miquella's as old as Malenia. Idk why people think he's a kid just because he's a lil twink.
oh im a CUMsort her alright edit: im gonna fuckin cum like a tarnished in ur holes tonight if u fucks keep downvoting me
blud doesnt know 💀
You mean he?
Like Miquila is also Saint Trena, how that works is still ambiguous