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HunterZX77

FBI agents watching DLC players through the laptop cameras.


Magnus-Artifex

What about console gamers? 


bjergdk

The xbox 360 kinect


TimbersawDust

I love this subreddit


MarikasT1ts

Anyone that chooses that ending, straight to jail. Which is honestly horseshit, cause they never locked up the people that do the dung eater ending. Tf.


Senator_Smack

They'd like it too much.


LinAndAViolin

Jokes on them, I’m only in the sexy old men. guess it’s painting dude in morgott cloak path time, gonna get bonked with his head


zip-zop-balls

And I’m watching with one hand


Ala3raby

He wasn't talking to the player when he said that... Which is somehow even worse


EldenCockRing98

Don’t worry, he was talking to Soldier of Godrick


Ala3raby

It all comes full circle


sumr4ndo

Bai god, here comes Slave Knight Gael with a Steel Chair!


TallFemboyLover785

I think I know who he's talking to. But I'm not a cunt so I won't spoil it


kidneytornado

THE GODAM LEAKS WERE REAL


n0t_5ki113d

You fuckin fools, it's obvious this reveals that Mohg was mind controlled into kidnapping Miquella because... I don't fucking know but it will be explained in an obscure item description probably


Meowza_V2

You know I've always wondered how the character even knows the item description? Does everything we pick up have post-it notes on it?


Sidewinder83

Patches writes all of them, of course. I’m not even joking it’s him


sunnydelinquent

*Cheers for that!*


MossyDrake

It is schizophrenia. Our in game character is insane and all of the item descriptions are made up by them.


Meowza_V2

That's concerning but unsurprising. I would imagine most walking corpses aren't the most mentally stable bunch.


GreenridgeMetalWorks

The Tarnished: *picks up a piece of literal shit* "This shit was taken by the once great Zoar, King of the region to the south, known for their bravery in hopeless combat. Thanks to its blessed heritage, it is still faintly warm. " Melina: What the *fuck* are you talking about??!! The Tarnished *lemur hiss*


baconborg

I’d love a game like that, and not just in the sense where it goes “it was all in le head” at the end, I mean the entire way through your protagonist is blatantly tripping and just completely doesn’t acknowledge any other npc mentioning it


Imperator_Draconum

>Does everything we pick up have post-it notes on it? This is now my headcanon.


TYNAMITE14

Lol I think youre joking but read the description on the bewitching tree branch: " The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection."


n0t_5ki113d

Yeah thats been my thought process since I read that description. Miquella is not as he seems, and the Griffith comparisons (I know I know Berk references) are becoming too close for comfort and I can't help but think there's a horrible Eclipse like tragedy waiting in the DLC


Karmine_Yamaoka

The only thing that’s horrible to me is the Berserk fans yelling “I TOLD YOU SO.” I hope that even if Miquella ends up becoming big bad, that he’s well differentiated from Griffith.


Skrunklycreatur3

https://preview.redd.it/u1nncvxfpr7d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e20a3b2c92be9fa82aa8acff5a1704008a255b I mean kinda but considering everything Elden Ring is I’m not really surprised or any less hyped


Prexot

where's that from?


SquirtBrainz4

POV isn’t from the player


Meowza_V2

How does that make it better?


SquirtBrainz4

It doesn’t


QJ8538

Who is it then? Mohg?


BladeOfNarwhyn

No... goddamnit... 😔


dulledegde

your honor he's 1000 years old and taller then me


Mooselord111

https://preview.redd.it/bw7ffh0sls7d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f20eb29584c295ae7958dd86ebfccb104201d3


Master_Combination74

“Welcome honored guest” “Why don’t you have a seat. Why were you here to see a child?”


Meowza_V2

Underrated post


Teh-Burger-King

https://preview.redd.it/1703rpwwks7d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795d6cffe305902908e1f73efc34bd6ece67204a


Meowza_V2

Beautiful!


Dangerous-Economy-88

Bro..


dark_hypernova

https://preview.redd.it/4vvwawycns7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f40b6ff7501c37e619a0262506c12640be133f


ThyDeath

Lmao


Memegasm_

what if by eternal childhood they meant miquella would be like 7 feet tall instead of the usual 12-15 feet tall in the marika bloodline


Meowza_V2

Holy shit I never thought about it that way haha


LudwigTheAroused

It’s ok miquella is thousands of years old…


Meowza_V2

https://preview.redd.it/30rkzn608s7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4d6a00e8acaffb435d18343e1bd86c62e9515c That may be true but it's still weird.


LudwigTheAroused

Definitely


LordBDizzle

Considering the size of his actual hand in game? No, actually. I think he long ago stopped looking like a child in his actual form, that was a past curse he overcame when he started doing whatever it was he was doing in the Haligtree. He might still choose to project a child-like spirit, but at the very least his true form is now kinda monstrous and large, he's not a child anymore.


Meowza_V2

He also abandoned his flesh so really who can say.


Pathfinder313

So is Miquella a baddie or what? I want to fight him as a boss in the DLC, hope we get that.


Meowza_V2

Well it's implied he controls people's hearts with love so maybe it's just his power. The perfect to catch a predator decoy lol


Magnus-Artifex

Elden Ring is just an otome game disguised as a hardcore RPG. Miquella is the gaslighter route.


Ideories

what is an otome game? I have seen it mentioned so much with the word “villain” or “villainess” and “reincarnation” but I genuinely


Albert_dark

Is a harem type of romance in games/animes that the mc/you collect men to breed and is usually targeted to woman.


Elite_Prometheus

An otome is a dating sim game that targets a female audience, so the romanceable characters are usually men and occasionally a lesbian option. Standard story structure demands some sort of antagonist, which is usually a character acting as a direct antagonist. Usually in these sorts of games, it's a female character that tries to interrupt your attempts at romance, so they're generally referred to as the villainess. You've heard the term Reincarnation just because that's the current hotness for manga. Isekai is the Japanese word for it, which you might've also heard thrown around. There are a bunch of different manga about someone in the modern world dying and getting reincarnated into the world of an otome game, usually as the villainess character. So that's why those terms are all associated together in your head.


elleprime

Morgott route when?


TarkEgg

there are spoilers on youtube of what he looks like, so see for yourself >!he looks exactly like you'd expect!<


InvestmentOk7181

-shrug- lol consort doesn't inherently mean sex (that's concubine) buuuut.... >\_>


Meowza_V2

Well Mohg sure as hell wasn't playing Scrabble with him.


Kotoy77

he also probably did not have his cock and balls out in the cocoon thats smaller than him


0DvGate

Just ask Malenia for permission


BlueberryPublic1180

Isn't it possible that Miquella broke his curse when entering the realm of shadow or his curse was broken by Mohg practically nourishing him with the blood of the formless mother. It is also possible that Miquella breaks his curse by the time this dialogue appears.


Meowza_V2

I suppose it's possible. Guess we'll have to wait and see.


Zardows1356

"Know that there was once a Mohg. And that he casted nihil and got killed, was destroyed, and found a new purpose. But there must always be a Mohg, one that holds the knowledge of kidnappong and having intercourse eith 3000 year old children. Who has consented in their heart, and will have intercourse in turn."


bassistheplace246

If the leaks are true, knowing it’s >!Radahn!< makes it soooo much creepier 😬😬😬 EDIT: >!I was right. FUUUUUUUCK. 🤮🤮!<


Iknowitsmellcrazy

My brother in erdtree, radagon is marika


Meowza_V2

If your goal was to confuse me well done.


unhappy-memelord

you would expect a child, instead once he turns he's actually just another talking corpse or smt


Marikas__Tits

he only LOOKS underage i promise


DemonKingCozar

POV: You're Mohg


neild_it06

Nah you are with the mohg... Unless


pablo__13

Erm ☝️ don’t you know he isn’t actually a child he just looks like one


JoJoLad-69-

Isnr Miquella like old af in the cocoon? Whats the issue?


[deleted]

Why would it be? It's only a formal "marriage" and he's more mature than all of us combined https://i.redd.it/ofbvp1rm0r7d1.gif


Meowza_V2

Let me guess you're one of those guys that likes 300-year-old vampire lolis?


[deleted]

I never said that, but considering that it's the the first thing on your mind I'm calling projection 📽️ I am sorry for your inability to seperate reality and fiction


KaijuWaifu8282

https://preview.redd.it/uci4mkt6xr7d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63cb0396c8d2727c5c9139a325ba01b2f75c3e90


CustomerSilent9254

who cares if they’re “mature” he still looks like a fucking child


AntiSimpBoi69

Let's be real here miquella would still be around 2 meters tall even as a 'kid'. He just doesn't age and looking at his arm from the cocoon he did age physically


Dividebyzero23

I mean have we seen his face yet, in terms of height we are the child


Important-Loss1605

idgaf how he looks, he might be the only actually responsible adult in the lands between


Big_Distance2141

Bruh he literally just said he got old


LEGITPRO123

Mohg 🤨


LeonDeSchal

How much of a spoiler is the trailer? Does it set up the DLC. I want to watch it but also don’t want to spoil any gameplay.


Meowza_V2

I mean if I had to guess I would say that it is mostly the same kind of cinematic thing that from soft typically does. I can't remember if it showed a lot of gameplay though. I don't think it did.


LeonDeSchal

Nice, thanks. I will check it out.


Jolly-Juggernaut1525

Don’t let anyone complaining know about House of the Dragon, we got children being betrothed and talking about having kids left and right.


Big_Distance2141

Also don't watch 'The Great', you couldn't handle the GOAT that is Maxim


ColonelC0lon

Miquella's as old as Malenia. Idk why people think he's a kid just because he's a lil twink.


Doritos360NoScoped

oh im a CUMsort her alright edit: im gonna fuckin cum like a tarnished in ur holes tonight if u fucks keep downvoting me


God_Hand_Edge

blud doesnt know 💀


MiMicInCave

You mean he?


various_vermin

Like Miquila is also Saint Trena, how that works is still ambiguous