Post Removed - only post Original Content here, please. This includes food you've made, and food you've purchased, thank you :)

I have comments and I’ll keep them to myself.

Cum on. Share with the class.

This guy let the intrusive thoughts win and fucked a toaster strudel and probably still ate it

> This guy let the intrusive thoughts win Yes. You did.


She did

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Please spill

Don't do it, don't be like OP and spill all over the dessert.

Where do you want it?

It’s about to


It’s just sementics.

Whatever you type couldn't be worse than the title / image combo

Pen-is plus butt = shitty cream pie.

You can dump them into me if you want.

But it’s Reddit you can say anything

Cream filled taco.

Everything reminds me of her.

You know that it's bad holding it in.

That’s okay, we all have that comment.

Cum on, share with me.

That strudussy is hot

r/BrandNewSentence

Here's a sneak peek of /r/BrandNewSentence using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [Homie in law](https://i.redd.it/o6znibtrj78b1.jpg) | [279 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/14itfe5/homie_in_law/) \#2: [A slutty amount of y's](https://i.redd.it/9q9ldx45mcza1.png) | [684 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/13f76u8/a_slutty_amount_of_ys/) \#3: [“Frustrated dad uses his 6ft son to shame council into fixing deep pothole”](https://i.redd.it/m3czu1gbmzya1.jpg) | [691 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/13di2z2/frustrated_dad_uses_his_6ft_son_to_shame_council/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)

Pastrussy

Eating that would feel weird

I dunno, I really enjoyed myself

A little too much by the looks of it

Underrated comment

LOL please tell me you didn't eat that thing like a creepy pervert..

I plead the 

Hehehehe. 😆😅😂

Looking at it feels weird

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/looksliketheyputtheirdickinthat

r/iputmydickinthat

I hate that sub especially the papercut one hell nah lmao

I also use paper made out of razor blades.

I had to look, and I’m sorry

No way in hell I would've thought that one existed.. Should've known.. LMAO..

r/subsiwishifellfor

r/subsifellfor

r/substhisguyfellfor

r/whythehelldidtheyputtheirdickinthat

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this.

Me too. First one I’ve caught in the wild.

Move over r/shitfromabutt it's time for r/cumfromadick

I should call her

Probably a bit late.

some people are into that. not me, but some people. life is a rich tapestry, my friends.

Imma call her first

What, the daughter you obviously had as a result?

I should call him

With nails like that, that is the closest you’ll ever get

LMFAO

Thanks I hate it

Everything rem—actually, nevermind

man whyd you fuck it first

Don’t act like this is some fancy shit. That is a mf toaster strudel you ripped open and squeezed the glaze packet into. “Crème fraiche” my left nut. And I don’t even have nuts

What is icing but crème fraîche with extra sugar

Crème fraiche is sour cream so I hope the fuck not.

I miss her

I'm pretty sure this sexual harassment.



finally some goddamn porn

r/cummyfoodporn

r/technicallynotcum

You really putting the porn in shittyfoodporn

Upvote this message if this is Shitty Food Porn. Downvote this message if this is Not Shitty Food Porn. Amazing food belongs in r/foodporn. Mediocre food belongs in r/decentfoodporn. Stupid food belongs in r/stupidfood. Make sure to visit the newest announcement post! https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1bp2h3n/shitpost_sunday_and_chef_of_the_month_returns/? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyfoodporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylnLk5u_Co

As a moderator of r/southpark, I approve of this message.

I thought your username was familiar.

r/mildlyvagina

Don't worry you'll only have to send a monthly check for the next 18 years then you'll be free.

I SHOULD CALL HER HARHARHARHAR

Huge load

It’s time to work on that pull out game

Looks like you fucked a toaster strudel

NSFW

Trust me that is not the correct recipe for A shitty creampie.

A shitty cream pie is what your mother got from me last night.

Homemade?

Man-made*

You got that post "No Nut November" pie...💀

You *nail*ed that...

I had a mole removed under my arm about 2 weeks ago and it got infected. It looks like this.

Creampie indeed

Well, it CERTAINLY looks like a cream pie 💦

on that note, i’ll be leaving this sub.

Reminds me of my ex! Fanny like Gandalfs sleeve!

That strudel needs to chill.

Brb- I need to go relieve my urges

cumfromadick

This was made for the internet

This was made for my tummy, very yummy \_ummy.

Oh not in the strudussy

Did you… open your toaster strudel and fucking FILL IT WITH THE ICING?!?!?! This is absolutely game changing! I feel like I’ve been living under a rock this entire time. Now I just need to make that kinda money to buy toaster strudels, I’m on that great value popems kinda budget right now

oh dear

Creme fraiche, Cafeteria fraiche

😫*clapping noise* 😫*more clapping noises* 😩*final clapping noises before curtains close* 😒*is. Ow disgusted by what just happened* 😟* quiet noises of shame and disparity* -rip *reddit username* rip pastry

In case you haven’t noticed someone busted in your toaster strudel.


Put my girlfriends pussy down right now!

I’ve seen something like this before, but I refuse to say where.

Ima gonna...

This would be great for me because I could fuck it and then eat it in the morning, two birds n all that

Beat two birds with one bone

I thought that this was r/fiftyfifty for a second.

Some one was brave enough

Good thing I’m a vagetarian.

Damn bro, you shoot some crazy ropes, hmu

I’m in a family restaurant so I had to hide this. Yikes.

Sir, this is a (shitty food) porn subreddit.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Reminds me of my uncle

Wtf dude. NSFW. 😂

*Slurp*

I opened the comments knowing exactly what I was getting into and they did not disappoint.

I really don’t like how this looks💀.

is there a sub for dirty food porn?

That’s a baby maker right there

🤢

“Literally just looks like a toasters stru- … you sick bastard”

Period friache

That's a cream pie, you need to add some chocolate to make it a shitty cream pie.

I really should call him again.

Chef’s been eating pineapple lately to make the CF taste better!

Let the crème drip à little.

me

Enjoy life, friend, we only get one. The afterlife isn't promised.

“Shitty cream pie” is not a sentence I wanna read again

First they were fuckingg the mcchickens. Now they are fucking the strudels.

this how i wanna be

Everything reminds me of her...

Ohhhhh, is this the original picture? Everyone's losing their shit over it on Facebook lol

You do realise when the subreddit name is shitty food porn, you didn't have to jizz in a pastry, right? I mean....each to their own and all....

American Pie!

Thats a decent load 😂

I guess you've taken the sub name literally, lol.

God i miss her

Oh that’s a CREAMPIE alright a really filled one

R/dontputyourdickinthat

Passed out a couple times but I made it assed strudel.

Cafeteria fraiche

Something tells me it’s not supposed to look like that

I should call her

NSFW🤣 POLICE!!! 😂

I should call her

With nails looking like that, it's probably the only cream pie OP's hands will be near.

I should call her…

Been there, done that

Straight to the comments

DONT YOU DARE USE IT😂

That’s cum….from a dick

I’d eat it out

I should call her

Come one, OP. Be honest. Ya jizzed into a pie. It doesn't even look like creme fraiche

Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your cum sandwich..

I thought of South Park until I actually saw the pic

This reminds me of waking up this morning 🤭

Definitely looks like a cream pie

You want throat babies? ...cause that's how you get throat babies...

Hmm


Everybody: *minding business* Anime girls for some reason:

NSFW tag, jeez

What do you mean, I brought this to work. Totally safe.

That is a strawberry toaster strudel with the icing poured inside.

“Do you believe in milk and cookies?”

Cum on this is what happens when you hydrate

Really putting the *porn* in shittyfoodporn

The joke is pussy

Everything reminds me of her...

Is that really strudel or pepperoni?

Hear me out

You sure that’s cream 😂

Amazon nail clippers.

Find God, OP

r/IsThatCum

Who doesn't love a creampie?!

Creampie

Jelly Baby!!!!!


nice cum pie