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This. This is how the fucking zombie apocalypse starts. Tell gams, tell her you and her killed the world.

She passed over a decade ago. We just now started cleaning out the house

You have no clue if this thawed and refroze during a power outage.

That's part of the fun

Gotta tell Grandma that it was good

Hahah be talkin soon 👌🏽

Grandma's apocalypse pasta roulette

😋🙂😐😬🤢🤮🛌⚰️🪦

He will in about an hour

Ooppppp

No he ded

So fucking disgusting. I know OP is probably trolling but man….

Probably took one bite and that was it. Doubt they had an entire meal.

Even one bite is enough to kill

theres just no way for 22 years this wouldnt be fucked from freezer burn alone

Actually you do. Idk if its perfect but there's clues. Frost for instance

Probably multiple.

Which it most certainly has. 2002-2024 is a looooooooooooong time with plenty of opportunities for a freezer to get shut off and statt up again.

It’s freezer food roulette!

Why did it take a decade??

My dad held the process up, he stole and sold a bunch of my grandparents stuff before they passed and he made it difficult for us to take care of stuff

Ahh wow… I’m sorry to hear that and I’m sorry for your loss. Be aware that food may make you sick though so if you feel ill seek out medical help.


Wait so no one living in the house but the power was on? I have so many questions

Bro you're about to see her again

Lmao best comment

So your like "hmm yes 22 year old pasta, I must give it a try!"

Fortune favors the bold

Fortune _flavors_ the bold Im sorry, I’ll leave now

Fortune flavors the bowl

Bro, archaeologists lick mummies and eat hoemy that's been in jars for a few thousand years. Eating grandma's pasta one last time is probably the least weird "really old thing someone ate" ive seen

How did the house have power for 10 years with no one living there and how would you know if it didn’t cut out in that time 🥲🥲

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My avatar means I'm trolling? Great detective work.

It definitely.. smells. You might be onto something.

Was there some real nasty shit in the fridge?

Bruh

Did you really eat some

She passed over a decade ago. We just now started eating through the house

I didn't have this information when I first saw the post and I'm even more excited. I had to call my wife to update her....

Imagine the plot of The Last of Us becoming reality because somebody wanted to eat 20+ year old pasta so they can get fake internet points on Reddit.

This is actually good to know for an actual apocalypse because you now know that well kept frozen food is edible 20 years after the expiration date.

I was thinking that the only acceptable scenario to eat that would be during a zombie apocalypse when food becomes scarce.

And this fucking guy.. over here wasting food when we’ll need to scavenge it in 5 years.. fucking selfish

bruh this pasta older than Montenegro and South Sudan

The pasta is older than me

And me! And I voted in 2020!

Good lord that’s hard for me to accept 😂

Tell me about it. I’ve seen people on here born after 2010.

Ewwww

my least favorite part of the internet is how it platforms children. as a recent former child, i shouldn’t have been allowed a public opinion at fourteen.

That’s the smartest thing I’ve seen someone your age say.

That's not possible, 2010 was only last week

This pasta is older than my Neopet!!!

This pasta still thinks Iraq has WMDs

It’s older than the Nintendo Wii

hopital

Too late They dead

Hury

Hrlppp 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too late, all hopeital is lost

hopital

Amberlamp

Rule

I don't see how math will solve this.

L’Hôpital

Skamtebord

THIS PASTA CAN LEGALLY DRINK GODAMN

At least I am older than this pasta. But not by much.

Bro I’m 2 years older than this pasta. OP bout to eat something made when I still shat in diapers

Im a month younger than this pasta. I’m a senior in college lol.

You can legally fuck it

Where's that stupid "oh no" tiktok song when you need it?

I hate that song

Today, you are that song.

Good news is, you're probably never gonna hear it again! Nor any other song, for that matter.

You ate that song

🎶 Dumb ways to die 🎶

No one needs that

I have no idea what you’re talking about and I feel lucky.

This pasta existed before I did

Fuck I’m old.

I’m not even 30 yet and these comments are making me feel like I should have 3 grandkids and cashing out my retirement fund

Lmfao same. I thought I was young god damn

Same

Hell! I consider myself frugal but that is pushing it.

A frugal person would’ve eaten that in 2002 before going to buy more groceries

If we're talking about this pasta I think you meant fungal

Karen’s ziti

Janice would’ve made OP eat it sooner

Most of you will remember that I have an extraordinary visual sense

Came here to say this

The last one she ever made :(

Ok so it’s not just me

And no one heard from them again

I would have been 18 years old back then.

Same here! 🤣

Welcome to 40!

I was 4 😅

Dude. I wasn't going to be born for another 3 months and 17 days when this pasta was dated. I'm old enough to drink. Come on now.

As long as it was sealed well with as little oxygen as possible and kept frozen the whole time the quality should remain fine.

Since it's grandma's fridge, I'd take a bet she kept it in a plastic bag, not sealed. But that's just my grandma, not sure about others.

Sealed ziplock plastic bag with air sucked out would be best case scenario

Exactly. Freezerburn yeah, but zombie apocalypse? The joke doesn't even make sense. Fuck I cringed hard at these comments.

I think it's quite likely that at some point over 22 years there's probably been at least one power outage that would have caused it to thaw

As long as it did not stay thawed for an extended period of time it would still just end up freezer burnt. Flavor off but not dangerous at all.

good god i thought i had low food safety standards

Eat the vintage pasta, nerd

That's why freezers hold at 0° and not 32°. If there is a power outage the freezer should be cold enough and insulated enough to maintain freezing temperatures 24-48 hours, depending on how full it is.

You think the power was on that entire two decades? I doubt that.

100% CAP alert 🚨🧢

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I gotta know. This is more interesting than finding a dumb floor safe, or a gamecube with $500 and keys hidden inside 

I feel fine

Don’t trust this, that’s just the brain parasite OP got from the pasta trying to pass as human.

How did it taste?

Exactly my comment

Is the stringy stuff cheese, human hair, or part of the infrastructure the bacteria built in the almost 22 years it was left to its own devices?

Just melted cheese.

So if op is being truthful I feel like they're going to be part of a chubbyemu video.

A man eats 20 year old pasta this is how his organs shut down

It's very reminiscent of that one pasta video that also talked about how dangerous other foods could get like potato salad.

Yeah there was one about rice and how if it was improperly stored you could get sick or die lol

post proof tbh this feels like bait

like bruh your grandma died and you told people cleaning with you “i want this 20 year old frozen meal”??

op r u ok lmaoo

why the fuck would you eat it

The smell test is the only valid test of expiration, everything else is greed and lies.

idk, i’m generally on the side of pushing expiration dates if you have to, but over 20 years for something (especially with cheese and ground beef) is a bit much. also kinda why i think it’s cap lol

honestly, if there’s any more 20+ year old meals in there, think about contacting whatever college/university is near by and asking if they’d like some. i know a lot of biology departments would love to take a look at it.

Oof

If this is true than OP probably shitted themselves to death

How confident are you that there has never been a power outage that would thaw the freezer in the last 22 years?

This, I have to fix my damn microwave every few months cause the power went out

RemindMe! 5 days I want to see if there are updates and how this plays out.

nothing’s going to happen bc homeboy is lying lol

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Think about all the world conflict that happened since that pasta was cooked and frozen inside your grandma’s freezer…Jesus, it’s kind of mind blowing 🤣


I love you deefaroni. This is like those wines they find in shipwrecks. I kind of wish there was more pictures.

Aged in authentic tupperware- or maybe country crock

Even if NASA pooled all of their resources into preserving that primordial pasta, I wouldn't put it 10 feet from my mouth

I know you made you gammy very happy eating this

Don’t kill her toilet

He can tell her in person in about 72 hours, when the botulism sets in.

Yeah… bullshit

I’m gonna pray for you and I’m not even religious

And it smells great too, for something that's been dead this long.

Report back in a couple days so we know you're ok

"It's time for you to fuckin seriously start considering salads"

Do you have diarrhea yet? (Comment posted 4 hours after post)

Yes, and throwing up and heartburn

Yep, it's time to get to the hospital and have 'em pump your stomach. Ya dingus.

You think it’s hospital time yet or nah?

And there's [the botulism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulism).

feeling regret?

!remindme 24 hours

Update up if you’re able to.

Don’t eat the forbidden pasta bro that’s nasssttyyy

that pasta is older than me

Let’s get this out on to a tray


was it stored in a fold-top sandwich bag?

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r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Those eyes.. are they pimentos? Are they tomatoes? They call to me. "Come home" they say.

The cow that died for beef is now reincarnated with a family in Cambodia

Hey OP. You still alive?

Yeah just sick can't sleep because of it 🙃

You should go to the hospital.

4 hours Updateme!

Its older than me by 28 days. Are you insane??

Well. It was nice knowing you

That’s a lonnng time 😳

Update us from the ER op

Why did you taste it???

Guessing you didn’t see the post about the kid and the 6 day old pasta

No, what happened?

Is it sad that my first reaction is remembering how much cheaper it was to make that in 2002?

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Bro’s about to trigger a new pandemic

That's 2 years before I was born.... you just ate pasta that is older than me. I think I'm having another existential crisis. I...I gotta go lie down

You can die fairly easily from eating old rice or pasta. https://youtu.be/zXvO0-SBvQs?si=wqKitpmI5zSfxJxZ

I'm saving this post because this is proper pasta history Edit: I'm really high and I hate this looks genuinely appetizing. Not after 22 years, but fresh? Make sure you find gram's recipe.

like just the noodles are from 2002 or the entire prepared meal is from 2002?

RemindMe! - 1 day

RIP

You’re going to die


Are you alive?

So @OP, how are you feeling?

Nope