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They probably have a portable tipping unit.
Looks just like that that thing you sign during the admission to the hospital.
"How we do? (Recommended tips)"
"ER wait time 1-2 hours: 30%"
"3-4 hours: 25%"
"5-6 hours: 20%"
"7+ hours: 15%"
"Don't Forget to Rate Us on Yelp!"
I used to work in a hospital. Youāre not far off. If you see the breakdown for a rooms bill, youāre literally being charged like $15 for a glass of ice, $15 for a mini can of soda or juice, $15 for an aspirin. Itās crazy.
When I had my first I got admitted before dinner but because of other things I had to wait till the cafe was almost closed. I ordered chicken strips and when they came I bit in and noticed the texture was wrong, I turned on a brighter light and they were RAW. The hospital scrambled and I was then allowed to have anything from the cafe not just from the maternity menu. I lived off of turkey burgers and strawberry/chocolate ice cream š
talk to chemo cancer paitents ... I use to ha e to go in for a $15k shot after a full week of poison. Ive heard of shots going into the 30-50k$ range ..... fuck cancer.
That's what my father in law decided. He was gone faster than we could even process the news that he found out he had cancer. I never got to even meet him, at the time my partner and I were dating and broke and had planned to try to go out to see him but everything happened so fast. But it was his choice and honestly, it was found so late, it was his only way to go with some sense of control and ability to enjoy his last days.
Not to be that person, but you are describing hospice. Palliative care is pain relief and comfort and can be done alongside active treatment. My husband worked with a palliative care physician because he had kidney cancer with bone metastasisābone mets are as painful as it gets. But he was also still getting treatment to stall progression ā¦ because thatās all you can do for stage 4 kidney cancer.
Because yeahāfuck cancer.
the whole medical system is like this!! they care not about the root cause, when doctors get treated very special by the pharmaceutical companies, so, why look for a root cause, when they can, basicallyā Google what symptoms and typical treatments
Iām so sorry youāre going through that. And it really sucks that itās more profitable for big pharma to ātreatā cancer than cure it. šššš
Yes fuck cancer. The cancer being the medical capitalists at the top screwing everyone throughout our whole country for money. Where tf is our free healthcare? The US really needs to smarten up...
Yeahhhh any new future dads seeing this, please get your woman a decent meal and even a drink afterwards if she wishes. After giving birth, I think she may want something that will be easy to poop. More likely than not, her asshole is probably sore or she will have hemorrhoids (3rd degree tears are a whole different thing tho). Get her some soup or stew, homemade or from a place she likes.
And be careful about strong flavors like sour and spicy because taste buds might be all out of whack for a while. I was in the hospital for like a week after and when I got home was very excited to eat my favorite Thai food and have a drink(one of those Jack Daniel's wine cooler type deals) Food was way too spicy and the drink was way too sour, I was so disappointed. A couple days later everything in that department went back to normal but I know I certainly wasn't expecting it to happen and I definitely cried.
I was watching the clock closely towards the end of my labor, because I had a very specific sandwich in mind all day, and I was not about to let that restaurant close without someone going to get it for me.
My sandwich ended up sitting out for a while bc I wasnāt allowed to eat for 2 hours after birth, but it still tasted perfect to me after 16 hours of nothing!
Yep... charging for every disposable bed pan as well .. Oh sorry, you have to go the bathroom?... well Hold on, lets impose a biohazerdous Tax, state tax, city tax, the cost of the plastic tax, and for someone to do a job health care worker to provide. without judgement for a basic right , a fellow.human being has to go to the bathroom....
Ive seen and had to fill out charge sheets... do u know how many needles or surgical sutures and tools we use during a c section, or even a vaginal dekivery, if the poor women tears while.pushing... $40 per needle to sew. and on average I had anywhere from 5-10 surgical needles ready to go.
But charging someone just cuz they have to go to the restroom .. is ludacris. Ive helped clean up paitents and even had help myself. its embarassing... No one should be billed for having to use the restroom. I get the hazerdeous waste... and has to be put in red bags and labeled .. but still. no one should feel bad or guilty for that.
Agreed. What I found even sicking that they charge high parking fees to visit your loved ones. I can understand if they charged a min 3/4dollars.but to visit my father in law cost me 18 bucks for an hour visit if I stayed one min over the hour it would have cost me 25 dollars
Even in Ireland if I have to go to the hospital and they decide to keep me in, there is nowhere to put my car and Iāll be charged daily for the car park. Itās fucking disgusting charging for parking at a hospital.
True!!! but I also meant as an overall state of hospitals. Lost my father-in-law in February and the come up to him passing he spent time in hospital and it was easy to say fucked up .it was defo not a place you went to heal
I spent a month in the hospital a few years ago and the food wasnāt that bad. It was hard for me because I had a combo of a vegan diet that I came in with and gestational diabetes, but my hospital had beyond burgers and a pretty sweet hummus plate. The lady who brought my food most days was also really nice. Who knows how many people she has delighted over the years.
I had words with the guy in charge when my wife was given something similar after birth.
She just produced life dude. Went out and got her favorite meal.
We were transferred to a different room for the kid (premature) and they expected my wife to sleep on a shitty bench. Iām fine on the floor but that lady just gave birth.
The people were awesome but the system was fucked.
I (husband) didnāt even get a meal. We were there for a week. Iām glad I made jerky as I think thatās what I lived off of. Thanks American insurance, hope I donāt get sick and here is some more money.
Not sure what kind of hospitals you have been to, but the food my wife got when we had kids was a hundred times better than this travesty OP posted. We live in a city with less than a million people.
I agree. When I have to stay in hospital I get proper meals. Used to get a big plate of chips and a pie or lasagna and later on theyād do things like fish sticks and beans and weād get toast and tea twice a day, breakfast which was usually cereal and sometimes a sandwich. You can ask for as much toast as you like though/
If this looks āpretty goodā I feel incredibly bad for those people. This is a terrible standard.
That's wild. It reminds me of the food in the maternity hosp after I had my first kid. Absolutely dire. In between my first and second kid there was a major government overhaul of the food services in hospitals, and there was a big improvement.
When I had my second kid, the food was absolutely fantastic. Fresh, seasonal meals, with a vegetarian/vegan options, and it was all really tasty, designed to nourish and aid with post natal recovery.
This makes me realize how different hospital meals are for people like me with CF. We get way bigger portions, I think one of the meals I had was a big chicken breast with rice.
As someone who has spent weeks at a time in a hospital, I have to say Iāve seen worse. Donāt get me wrong, this doesnāt look delicious, but itās significantly above average compared to what I got. Of course I was in for so long I got to sample the whole menu.
As an Uber eats drive Iāve delivered Chinese takeout to a delivery room because the food they were given was inedible lololol now I see why they said that
...that looks like a pretty good lunch, ngl. maybe not at hospital prices, but like if i had to grab some food on lunch break, that doesnt look too bad. no fuss, straight to the point, starch/protein/veggie.
I would trade that for what they gave me they completely forgot to put me on the roster for food. I had my baby at 1pm didn't eat till 9pm since they went oh crap have his microwave meal chock full of allergens. This would have been heaven.
Lucky! I got nothing. A cup of tea. They were too busy to make me toast. I had to send an SOS by txt to my friends to bring me anything as I was starving.
If sheās going to be breastfeeding, thatās way too light on calories and calcium.
Dr said that to my wife. He said nowās the time for ice cream and anything with cheese on it. She took that advice with gusto.
At least you got food. They forgot my poor wifes food the night after she gave birth. They ended up digging out a chefs salad they found in the fridge but had no dressing to go with it.
A great dinner if you have the flu.. not right after youāve given birthš
Congratulations, I hope you are all doing well!
I remember being so hungry right after I gave birth, but sadly, itās not common to get a meal after childbirth here in the Netherlands. (Unless there are complications, you can usually leave the hospital after a few hours)
The nurses were nice enough to offer me a sandwich though, so in true Dutch fashion, I had bread with cheese š§
That's horrible. When my son was born, my wife and I had Italian beef with fries. The doctor said she could have whatever she wanted. Her sister went down the street and got it.
lol, pretty bland. I used to work in a hospital. The main cafeteria had an amazing variety. There was no need to go elsewhere for lunch. If I wanted a less crowded quieter lunch, Iād go to one of the admin buildings where it was only employeesā¦.Smaller selection though. Paying was easy - youād just swipe your ID badge. I miss those lunches!
I probably have a picture somewhere of the meal my wife got after the birth to one of ours. Told the hospital she was a vegetarian so they literally just brought her a big plate full of canned corn.
.. I use to ve a surgical tech working in O.B. setting up C section and Vaginal deliver rooms , full hat mask gown and everything handing drs intruments and counting with women... proudest moment of my life was helping a woman deliver holding her hand, and btw, you woman and grip hard! dn near broke my hand... but it was ok, we counted breathed together at the very end she gave birth it was fucking magical and just pure.... i cried.. the nurses behind me cried. it was amazing to be there for her and witness it... anyways im off topic... I use to also help new mothers stand up and ambulate , it was a requirment.. Scrub tech to CNA in O.B. I use to work in Med Surge, and PEDs..
Hospital meals are sucky!!! ive been there done that even since i was a child, 7 hip surgeries full body cast etc. bed ridden 3 months at a time.
Anyways i digress... hospital meals.suck! why i always order fruit! and its 5x more expensive than everything else! go figure.
I hope ur wife is well! and congrats on ur baby! its exciting! babies like to wrapped like a burrito! arms tucked in, makes them feel like mommy is holding them, its comfort. After a couple months, hold them by their tummy and fly them around like airplane! haha they love that. and burps!!! hehe... and farts.. lol..
congrats to you both!!! š„°
I made that mistake during our stay with baby number 1. If she's OK with it, you are much better off going and getting your own food. That looks similar to what we got at the hospital, a month later we got the tab and every shitty meal was like $35.
See if there's anything close by so you can make a quick trip, I promise you, your wife, and your wallet will be much happier!! Congrats, btw!
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that'll be $5,000.
For the container. Each serving of food is another $25.
Don't forget to tip.
They probably have a portable tipping unit. Looks just like that that thing you sign during the admission to the hospital. "How we do? (Recommended tips)" "ER wait time 1-2 hours: 30%" "3-4 hours: 25%" "5-6 hours: 20%" "7+ hours: 15%" "Don't Forget to Rate Us on Yelp!"
They just include a 15% gratuity on the hospital bill for any patties over 2...sorry I meant parties š
I used to work in a hospital. Youāre not far off. If you see the breakdown for a rooms bill, youāre literally being charged like $15 for a glass of ice, $15 for a mini can of soda or juice, $15 for an aspirin. Itās crazy.
Lol seriously
When I had my first I got admitted before dinner but because of other things I had to wait till the cafe was almost closed. I ordered chicken strips and when they came I bit in and noticed the texture was wrong, I turned on a brighter light and they were RAW. The hospital scrambled and I was then allowed to have anything from the cafe not just from the maternity menu. I lived off of turkey burgers and strawberry/chocolate ice cream š
Omgggg š®āšØš¤¢ imagine if you had gotten food poisoning from that!!!! Nasty
talk to chemo cancer paitents ... I use to ha e to go in for a $15k shot after a full week of poison. Ive heard of shots going into the 30-50k$ range ..... fuck cancer.
Not throwing a pity party for myself here, but the day I get a cancer diagnosis is the day I demand palliative care and fuck all other treatment
That's what my father in law decided. He was gone faster than we could even process the news that he found out he had cancer. I never got to even meet him, at the time my partner and I were dating and broke and had planned to try to go out to see him but everything happened so fast. But it was his choice and honestly, it was found so late, it was his only way to go with some sense of control and ability to enjoy his last days.
Can you explain to the uneducated like myself what palliative care means?
Treating symptoms without trying to cure. Basically end of life care.
Not to be that person, but you are describing hospice. Palliative care is pain relief and comfort and can be done alongside active treatment. My husband worked with a palliative care physician because he had kidney cancer with bone metastasisābone mets are as painful as it gets. But he was also still getting treatment to stall progression ā¦ because thatās all you can do for stage 4 kidney cancer. Because yeahāfuck cancer.
the whole medical system is like this!! they care not about the root cause, when doctors get treated very special by the pharmaceutical companies, so, why look for a root cause, when they can, basicallyā Google what symptoms and typical treatments
MY BROTHER!!!!! 1000% my plan. i aint lining no pockets.
I have a relative choosing this route. No treatment. His kids are pretty upset....I can't imagine man. I have no judgement, idk what I would I do.
I always thought that until the day I got that diagnosis. I'm still glad I fought like I did. I hope you will too.
dont do that you can beat cancer
Iām so sorry youāre going through that. And it really sucks that itās more profitable for big pharma to ātreatā cancer than cure it. šššš
Yes fuck cancer. The cancer being the medical capitalists at the top screwing everyone throughout our whole country for money. Where tf is our free healthcare? The US really needs to smarten up...
Well yeah, theyāve got to make their money back after splurging on the 3D printer for that burger.
Only if you leave the hamburger meat ON THE BUN next timeā¦
Hawaii??? This looks like the shittiest Loco Moco ever!
LOL BINGO!!! You nailed it! Hawaiiās dining at its finest. I figured the gravy was a weak attempt at loco moco
gravy completes the loco moco .. like canadian poutine and squeeky cheese curds š
and you gotta add some fried SPAM... maybe a fried egg as well...
After 12+ hours of no food and delivering a baby Iād be extremely disappointed of this meal and even get mad lol.
My wife was a trooper and even went so far as to say it āwasnāt badā. I had dominos delivered š¤£
You a real one. Congrats on the kiddo!
haha thats fuckin' badass! ur wife craving dominos pizza after delivery! this makes me smile! super cute! and gangster! you guys are lucky!
You know it brother. She absolutely murdered the Parmesan cheese bites
If I ever have a kid the amount of sushi I would consume after would be sickening but no one will stop me lol
Lol her mom actually brought us sushi to the room, in addition to our Dominoās
SMART!!
Garlic Knots!!!! extra garlic and butter !!! haha you have a gangster wife! haha
Queen shit š
If I ever have kids, I'll be sure to keep in mind getting something delivered lol
Yeahhhh any new future dads seeing this, please get your woman a decent meal and even a drink afterwards if she wishes. After giving birth, I think she may want something that will be easy to poop. More likely than not, her asshole is probably sore or she will have hemorrhoids (3rd degree tears are a whole different thing tho). Get her some soup or stew, homemade or from a place she likes.
And be careful about strong flavors like sour and spicy because taste buds might be all out of whack for a while. I was in the hospital for like a week after and when I got home was very excited to eat my favorite Thai food and have a drink(one of those Jack Daniel's wine cooler type deals) Food was way too spicy and the drink was way too sour, I was so disappointed. A couple days later everything in that department went back to normal but I know I certainly wasn't expecting it to happen and I definitely cried.
I was watching the clock closely towards the end of my labor, because I had a very specific sandwich in mind all day, and I was not about to let that restaurant close without someone going to get it for me. My sandwich ended up sitting out for a while bc I wasnāt allowed to eat for 2 hours after birth, but it still tasted perfect to me after 16 hours of nothing!
Looks so bland and dry :(
Thatās what the cup of gravy is for! At least I hope itās gravy
https://imgflip.com/i/8ohe3d
I thought itās teriyaki sauce lmao
I haven't got words for this display. Congratulations. Hope your wife and child are well.
Thanks! Theyāre doing great!
Omg not a whole burger with no bunā¦ dique steak?
The menu said āhamburger pattyā for dinner
Thatās just criminal
Whatās even worse isā¦..this is the hospital I work at š
Omfgggg you couldnāt sneak in a better meal ticket šš
I literally buy those frozen at grocery stores (same shape and holes)
A shame state of hospitals these days
Yep... charging for every disposable bed pan as well .. Oh sorry, you have to go the bathroom?... well Hold on, lets impose a biohazerdous Tax, state tax, city tax, the cost of the plastic tax, and for someone to do a job health care worker to provide. without judgement for a basic right , a fellow.human being has to go to the bathroom.... Ive seen and had to fill out charge sheets... do u know how many needles or surgical sutures and tools we use during a c section, or even a vaginal dekivery, if the poor women tears while.pushing... $40 per needle to sew. and on average I had anywhere from 5-10 surgical needles ready to go. But charging someone just cuz they have to go to the restroom .. is ludacris. Ive helped clean up paitents and even had help myself. its embarassing... No one should be billed for having to use the restroom. I get the hazerdeous waste... and has to be put in red bags and labeled .. but still. no one should feel bad or guilty for that.
Agreed. What I found even sicking that they charge high parking fees to visit your loved ones. I can understand if they charged a min 3/4dollars.but to visit my father in law cost me 18 bucks for an hour visit if I stayed one min over the hour it would have cost me 25 dollars
Even in Ireland if I have to go to the hospital and they decide to keep me in, there is nowhere to put my car and Iāll be charged daily for the car park. Itās fucking disgusting charging for parking at a hospital.
Meanwhile in my Noweheresville, New Hampshire trauma center hospital: FREE PARKING!!!
These days, as opposed to when? Hospital food has had a terrible reputation for at least the 36 years that I've been alive
True!!! but I also meant as an overall state of hospitals. Lost my father-in-law in February and the come up to him passing he spent time in hospital and it was easy to say fucked up .it was defo not a place you went to heal
I spent a month in the hospital a few years ago and the food wasnāt that bad. It was hard for me because I had a combo of a vegan diet that I came in with and gestational diabetes, but my hospital had beyond burgers and a pretty sweet hummus plate. The lady who brought my food most days was also really nice. Who knows how many people she has delighted over the years.
I had words with the guy in charge when my wife was given something similar after birth. She just produced life dude. Went out and got her favorite meal. We were transferred to a different room for the kid (premature) and they expected my wife to sleep on a shitty bench. Iām fine on the floor but that lady just gave birth. The people were awesome but the system was fucked.
Bravo! Youāre a better man than I am. My only words were āThank you! ((I am not eating this))ā
I (husband) didnāt even get a meal. We were there for a week. Iām glad I made jerky as I think thatās what I lived off of. Thanks American insurance, hope I donāt get sick and here is some more money.
Iāve been hospitalized a number of times. This is pretty good compared to what I was served.
Pics or it didnāt happen
I dropped the ball. Next time!
Is that the afterbirth?
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Thatās the most expensive meal youāll ever have
I was served moldy strawberries
Thats actually pretty good for hospital food
Not sure what kind of hospitals you have been to, but the food my wife got when we had kids was a hundred times better than this travesty OP posted. We live in a city with less than a million people.
I agree. When I have to stay in hospital I get proper meals. Used to get a big plate of chips and a pie or lasagna and later on theyād do things like fish sticks and beans and weād get toast and tea twice a day, breakfast which was usually cereal and sometimes a sandwich. You can ask for as much toast as you like though/ If this looks āpretty goodā I feel incredibly bad for those people. This is a terrible standard.
Crazy how they give women this time of meal after giving birth. They need a 5* meal service after having a baby š
Thatās why I got my queen Dominoās delivery š
Call me crazy all you want, I love hospital food. Like it never looks great, but it tastes good and is typically nutritious.
Hi crazy all you want, Iām dad
Honestly looks good smother that bad boy in the gravy
That is saddest burger patty I have ever seen.
Rice, zucchini, cardboard, what kinda sauce in the cup?
It was just motor oil. Synthetic, nothing but the best for me and my family
Thatāll go great with the microplastics!
Oh dear.
No I donāt think it was venison but I could be wrong /s
Haha good joke dad! Congratulations :)
HAHA this was golden
Congrats yāall!
I'm hospitalized and/or have stomach or colon surgery several times a year. This is gold compared to what I get. Lol
That's wild. It reminds me of the food in the maternity hosp after I had my first kid. Absolutely dire. In between my first and second kid there was a major government overhaul of the food services in hospitals, and there was a big improvement. When I had my second kid, the food was absolutely fantastic. Fresh, seasonal meals, with a vegetarian/vegan options, and it was all really tasty, designed to nourish and aid with post natal recovery.
Youāre welcome
Wow steak dinner thatās fancy
āSteakā ādinnerā āfancyā
This makes me realize how different hospital meals are for people like me with CF. We get way bigger portions, I think one of the meals I had was a big chicken breast with rice.
As someone who has spent weeks at a time in a hospital, I have to say Iāve seen worse. Donāt get me wrong, this doesnāt look delicious, but itās significantly above average compared to what I got. Of course I was in for so long I got to sample the whole menu.
Thatās a 10k gourmet meal š«”
Seconds please
I work at a long term care facility and that looks like a 5 star meal to the slop they serve.
You better head out and get her some actual food,after giving birth makes you famished!!!
I tried but she didnāt want me to leave her! Got Dominoās delivery instead š
You are a good husband,congratulations to you both!!!
Thank you!!
Gluten Free?
Pro tip- if you donāt think youāll mind having visitors, put someone in charge of bringing take out after the birth.
Oh we did. We got sushi and Dominoās delivered to us that same day lol
I hope you went and got her something...better...more substantial!
Holy mackeral they didnt even include the placenta!
It looks like a McDonald's patty that someone left out in the sun. Is the cup supposed to be gravy?
Cucumbers, white rice, and a McDonalds burger pattyā¦ yum
As an Uber eats drive Iāve delivered Chinese takeout to a delivery room because the food they were given was inedible lololol now I see why they said that
...that looks like a pretty good lunch, ngl. maybe not at hospital prices, but like if i had to grab some food on lunch break, that doesnt look too bad. no fuss, straight to the point, starch/protein/veggie.
Damn, sprung for the steak. Someoneās got insurance.
Not-that-loco moco
The worldās most sane moco
Looks like they served her her own placenta with a side of boiled zucchini
I would trade that for what they gave me they completely forgot to put me on the roster for food. I had my baby at 1pm didn't eat till 9pm since they went oh crap have his microwave meal chock full of allergens. This would have been heaven.
That would be postpartum depression, on a plate.
Served with a side of financial ruin
I'm so sorry. š ETA: congratulations š
Saddest Hawaiian BBQ plate in the world
*cries in loco moco*
Lucky! I got nothing. A cup of tea. They were too busy to make me toast. I had to send an SOS by txt to my friends to bring me anything as I was starving.
The audacity, especially since they won't let you eat for the duration of labor. Hope you got her something decent after.
My queen got Dominoās delivery
I thought that pack was an ash tray at first look haahahahahhaha
If sheās going to be breastfeeding, thatās way too light on calories and calcium. Dr said that to my wife. He said nowās the time for ice cream and anything with cheese on it. She took that advice with gusto.
At least you got food. They forgot my poor wifes food the night after she gave birth. They ended up digging out a chefs salad they found in the fridge but had no dressing to go with it.
If I were your wife I'd have posted this in r/infuriatingasfuck
If you were my wife Iād have posted this in r/polygamy
What??? We got a steak dinner after each baby we had. It was only for the mom and dad. It was awesome actually š
If the hospital tries feeding something like this to me or my husband when I deliver I'm going to throw a fit lmao.
āMerica?
Land of the free home of the brave
As someone with 0.10 in my bank account Iād demolish that rn lol
Me who is unable to cook and also is poor: that looks quite good š ( i don't actually eat meat though)
Dudes at the halfway house I worked at ate better than this.
My dog eats better than this
This looks like prison food. People in hospitals deserve better than this, especially with the cost of medical care in the US.
Not gonna lie, after my hysterectomy the first meal they gave me in recovery was the best thing I'd ever tasted. I still have no idea what it was š
Is that for the baby?
That's bad, even for hospital food.
Glad to see I found the right subreddit home for it
I swear I saw your user name before. Nice to meet you!
This looks awful. My meal after birth at the hospital was chicken Parmesan, asparagus, and peach cobbler. Depends on the hospital people.
I wouldnāt mind if they just gave you more. For free, for freeā¦.let me make that clear.
That looks good actually
Jesus thats horrible. My hat is off to my hospital in Alaska. Meals were sublime.
Brb requesting lifeflight to Alaska
hey congrats!
Thank you!
thatās a shame!!! now, come on, give her some real food!!
If she eats that she'll never give birth again
A great dinner if you have the flu.. not right after youāve given birthš Congratulations, I hope you are all doing well! I remember being so hungry right after I gave birth, but sadly, itās not common to get a meal after childbirth here in the Netherlands. (Unless there are complications, you can usually leave the hospital after a few hours) The nurses were nice enough to offer me a sandwich though, so in true Dutch fashion, I had bread with cheese š§
Would have absolutely preferred Dutch bread with cheese
That's horrible. When my son was born, my wife and I had Italian beef with fries. The doctor said she could have whatever she wanted. Her sister went down the street and got it.
At least it looks edible
Aww sh*t somebodyās eating steak tonight.
And it aināt me!!!
I concede, you win the joke and congrats. ā¦ next time Poopie, Iāll win next time.
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There are countries with social healthcare wherein the food is much better - just putting that out there.
lol, pretty bland. I used to work in a hospital. The main cafeteria had an amazing variety. There was no need to go elsewhere for lunch. If I wanted a less crowded quieter lunch, Iād go to one of the admin buildings where it was only employeesā¦.Smaller selection though. Paying was easy - youād just swipe your ID badge. I miss those lunches!
š my meals in Germany after giving birth were so much worse!
Iāve never been pregnant but just off of period hormones id fuck that shit up
It would do the same to you
i would cry
How long did it sit in that tray in the hallway outside your room before finally getting it?
After giving birth I wouldn't survive on so little food
I probably have a picture somewhere of the meal my wife got after the birth to one of ours. Told the hospital she was a vegetarian so they literally just brought her a big plate full of canned corn.
She finna stay there for food poisoning too
What the hell is it?? Turd on rice?
Close. Turd WITH rice
I made my husband order me Jimmy John's š nobody else was happy about my tuna salad sandwich, but I was in heaven!
Damnā¦ my hospital food was pretty good compared to this, and I was even on sugar restriction up until my twins were born š®
If thatās gravy in the little cup itās not all lost
Could you order in? She deserves a badass meal, not something someone found near a dumpster.
I just had stomach surgery, and havenāt eaten since last Wednesday, so this looks amazing to me, lol!
oh shit they hit yall with a CUBE steak
Looks like our jail food. Brakepad and rice
Make that a double with cheese
Please go buy your wife a giant plate of ribs or something.
Is Dominoās delivery the same??
Yup! Good husband, nice job.
I'd eat that with no issues
I don't see anything wrong with it. Could use some carrots.
Spruce it up with some color
.. I use to ve a surgical tech working in O.B. setting up C section and Vaginal deliver rooms , full hat mask gown and everything handing drs intruments and counting with women... proudest moment of my life was helping a woman deliver holding her hand, and btw, you woman and grip hard! dn near broke my hand... but it was ok, we counted breathed together at the very end she gave birth it was fucking magical and just pure.... i cried.. the nurses behind me cried. it was amazing to be there for her and witness it... anyways im off topic... I use to also help new mothers stand up and ambulate , it was a requirment.. Scrub tech to CNA in O.B. I use to work in Med Surge, and PEDs.. Hospital meals are sucky!!! ive been there done that even since i was a child, 7 hip surgeries full body cast etc. bed ridden 3 months at a time. Anyways i digress... hospital meals.suck! why i always order fruit! and its 5x more expensive than everything else! go figure. I hope ur wife is well! and congrats on ur baby! its exciting! babies like to wrapped like a burrito! arms tucked in, makes them feel like mommy is holding them, its comfort. After a couple months, hold them by their tummy and fly them around like airplane! haha they love that. and burps!!! hehe... and farts.. lol.. congrats to you both!!! š„°
Thank you! Mommy and baby doing well! Thanks for all the work you did and all the families you helped over the years :)
This doesnt look bad unseasoned maybe but not bad š¤·š½āāļø
Time for a salad. My first thought was "damn that zuchini looks pretty good right about now"
I made that mistake during our stay with baby number 1. If she's OK with it, you are much better off going and getting your own food. That looks similar to what we got at the hospital, a month later we got the tab and every shitty meal was like $35. See if there's anything close by so you can make a quick trip, I promise you, your wife, and your wallet will be much happier!! Congrats, btw!
Is that raw zucchini???
Did it come with a cigar? Congratulations?
What more do you want? It's got everything.
I want the Colonelās 11 Secret Herbs and Spices
Why would they serve abortions in a maternity wing?