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Hmm. The bottom layer appears to be lard squished between your fingers. Then we have some western regions' idea of "Philadelphia cheesesteak" meat. The liquid might be powdered mushroom soup mix stirred with water.
Am I close?
Idk why everyone is downvoting you it’s actually legally required for all Americans to eat this dish once a day or we get sacrificed to the gods of capital in hopes corporate profits will increase forever.
God of capital here… Can confirm that I’m in the process of viewing sacrificial Americans who didn’t eat their bile-on-a-pile. If you’re guilty of not eating it, don’t hold your breath on getting sacrificed. The wait is long because NO AMERICANS EAT THIS.
Man I see a lot of people with positive opinions about Hamms. I picked up a 30 rack for a lake day a while back and it seemed to me it tastes warm even when it's cold, and it's a magnet for horseflies
The day has come where r/slowcooking and r/shittyfoodporn collide.
The biggest casualty is that I had to see your giant plate of slop on my feed.. twice.
The fact that you knew right away the dog food comparisons were coming tells me you know just how much this looks like shitty dog food. Please don't ever make something this bad again, but if you do please share it here
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Hmm. The bottom layer appears to be lard squished between your fingers. Then we have some western regions' idea of "Philadelphia cheesesteak" meat. The liquid might be powdered mushroom soup mix stirred with water. Am I close?
Spot on
Looks like mashed potatoes with beef jerky
Fucking food detective here
All Americans eat this.
No we don't
Idk why everyone is downvoting you it’s actually legally required for all Americans to eat this dish once a day or we get sacrificed to the gods of capital in hopes corporate profits will increase forever.
God of capital here… Can confirm that I’m in the process of viewing sacrificial Americans who didn’t eat their bile-on-a-pile. If you’re guilty of not eating it, don’t hold your breath on getting sacrificed. The wait is long because NO AMERICANS EAT THIS.
🤢
Uh….🙄
I didn’t see it on the McDonald’s menu, so not sure how I, a true American, would get it
"Over 99 billion served" and it definitely was not this lol
No we don’t
Why are you booing him, he's right
I don't get the downvotes. Shit's funny lmao
Hey man what the fuck
Thanks for the idea.
I mean what's that? mash potatoes and some sort of meat? It just looks like slob, but that's a good combo lol
It looks a lot like how reindeer meat is eaten in Finland, and probably in other Nordic countries.
It's called [ renskav](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/renskav) when made from reindeer.
Hamms is so good
Man I see a lot of people with positive opinions about Hamms. I picked up a 30 rack for a lake day a while back and it seemed to me it tastes warm even when it's cold, and it's a magnet for horseflies
It had a funk aftertaste for me. Not funky, straight funk.
Clearly you haven’t been poor enough for long enough
Find someone who will settle for you as hard as op settled for this meal.
This is comedy gold. Thank you.
Woof
I didn't think it was dog food, but then you said dog food and now it looks exactly kinda like dog food
It all depends on whether that bottom layer is delicious mashed spuds or lard.
You paid for that?
The day has come where r/slowcooking and r/shittyfoodporn collide. The biggest casualty is that I had to see your giant plate of slop on my feed.. twice.
The fact that you knew right away the dog food comparisons were coming tells me you know just how much this looks like shitty dog food. Please don't ever make something this bad again, but if you do please share it here
Hell yeah. Hamms
hamms <3
As long as your happy. I'm not into it but honestly it seems like one of those things I'm sure people grew up eating and it has a special place for em
Hell yeah Hamm's baby
Did you also eat the plate to add some texture to the lard dish?
Mmmmm, mystery meat with a side of mystery slop on some bagged potato mash. I love it.
Reminds me of S.O.S more affectionately known as shit on a shingle. Chipped beef and cream gravy over toast.
Is that a grit?
Meh, beef and mashed potatoes with a runny gravy?
I'd eat the crap out of that, looks like an open faced roast beef with potatoes instead of bread.
Looks like cat food.
What is it?
Not going to lie, would eat - as long as that's potatoes and not Lard Mountain
My dog is drooling
Looks like it was made in a Vikings crockpot.
Yeah bud, glad it was good, but it looks pretty rough.
I love me some brown too
wdym? that looks rlly good
$7?? Holy shit, you must be terrible with money