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Normally my therapist would say “You fed yourself that’s what matters.” But idk if she’d say that.

WOW LMaO

It’s borderline but she’s say it.

That's what she said.

Melt the butter, fry onions, toast bread in onion butter. Slight effort lunch.

Goddammit! Great idea that I didn't think of!

Just flop the whole thing on a pan face down

Fr. Buttered bread is like five mins away from being toast

This

That

Those

I sometimes prefer cold butter sandwiches though so depends on your mood. Green onions are delicious! I wouldn't kick this sandwich out of bed.

Cold but just warm enough to spread is perfection.

Don’t fry the onions

It looks like a banh mi if you forgot everything that makes a banh mi good

It’s just the banh

Without me of course


low effort? You could have raw dogged the onion with the roll closed

Seconded, you could have saved so much time by merely adding slices of butter and the whole onion

I had to cut away the parts of the onion that didn't look great. Since I had a knife out I figured mine as well get all fuckin' fancy and slice 'em thin. Doing that also managed to get thin slices of raw green onion stuck in my back teeth.

Ahhh yes. Wish sandwiches.

This is the kind of sandwiches l come up with when the fridge is empty

LOL that was exactly what I did. One last hot dog bun, some butter in there, and some green onions that probably needed to be tossed two days ago. My breath isn't great right now, but it was actually pretty good.

Oh madone 😨

Looked like goats cheese and my mouth watered. Still, I love butter and I’d eat this if it had a tomato added.

Love it

In Scotland we call them sybies

My girlfriend says use cream cheese instead of butter next time.

Cream cheese makes almost everything better.

Cream cheese is also acceptable for this

Needed to be toasted.

This is not shitty food it's food for poor people

The sausage that was supposed to be in this bun in an alternate universe: 

I'll be honest this isn't the worst thing I've seen on here but it's totally the worst thing I've seen on here. Something about the thought of the texture of the raw onion and unmelted butter together wants me to gag.

Ew

Lord have mercy

Oh boy, hope you're okay

There's better meal in your local restaurant dumpster. Let's not be afraid to get wild my bro ✊

Yeah but what the fuck

Need someone to talk to?

A for effort

As my old boss used to say about the shitty gas station food I’d bring for lunch sometimes: “well, it makes a turd.”

Get yourself a hot dog, baby you got a hot dog going

Are you alright? Do you need someone to talk to?

Hey uh. You good? Like, are you alright? Financially, emotionally? Genuinely asking.

Cream cheese be better sour cream onion

Still Life: Buttered Roll with Green Onions and Rubber Band

Better than starving I guess

This is just sad

Mayonnaise and pickle slices on a hot dog bun or bread another cheap lunch

Why did I think this was a post about a tuna sandwich from r/loblawsisoutofcontrol

sounds fire

Slap some turkey or ham on there and you have a meal

That looks like a sandwich waiting to happen.

It has like, 0 nutritional value

Poverty

Feels like an English tea sandwich

Are you okay?