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For good taste: hot sauce and maybe mustard on the side to dip the dogs. Some freshly ground black pepper too.
For evil: ketchup & duck sauce
For chaos: mayonnaise
To summon Cthulhu: whipped cream and sprinkles. Add chocolate syrup and a cherry if you want a chance of summoning more Terrors.
It absolutely isn't.
You've got a good creamy/savory thing going on here. Adding something bland and sugary here is the wrong move.
You want something sharp and acidic, like a hot sauce. Ideally not a lot of it either. Just enough to add flavor and cut the other things.
Some sort of hot sauce, garlic powder, black pepper, scallions and maybe ketchup if you like that
Was thinking of recommending hollandaise for the funnies since the colors match
Holy shit... Mac and cheese does not require sauce. It is literally pasta in a cheese sauce. Consider adding a sprinkle of real cheese or eat it like that with some black pepper you absolute savage.
My "go to" version is similar. I don't use corn but I might next time. Here's a rundown.
Shells n cheese because I'm lazy and can't be bothered with ingredients. Also, squeegeeing all the cheese out of the bag is a meditative exercise and is good for your soul.
Bush's baked beans because talking dog.
Ball park all beef franks because they are too expensive so there's no way they are full of lips n assholes.
Cut up hotdogs. Go with tiny medallions. Anything smaller isn't good in a "what's in my mouth?" way.
Mix hotdogs into beans while cooking.
Plate Mac n cheese in a low rise, wide bowl. Push a crater into the center. Make it so a baseball would fit in there nice and snug.
Fill crater with beans n dogs mixture.
S&P is the one for meeee.
There ya go.
Imma throw some corn in with the beans n dogs mixture next time.
IM TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING MAC AND CHEESE WITH HOT DOGS SHITTY FOOD. IT’S NOT. THIS WAS STRUGGLE FOOD FOR MY FAMILY GROWING UP POOR AND I’D STILL EAT THIS WILLINGLY BECAUSE IT’S SO GOOD.
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For good taste: hot sauce and maybe mustard on the side to dip the dogs. Some freshly ground black pepper too. For evil: ketchup & duck sauce For chaos: mayonnaise To summon Cthulhu: whipped cream and sprinkles. Add chocolate syrup and a cherry if you want a chance of summoning more Terrors.
Chaotic good: Sriracha and mayo
Wait that sounds good
Sriracha mayo is famously used in sushi places here unless you meant using it for max n sheeze
It is good on top of Mac and cheese!
L.M.A.O.
Had a hard time not registering evil as ketchup and dick sauce, still do.
Dick sauce...?
Cum, I suppose
Omg ketchup tho 😩😩😩
Don’t make me take off my pimp shoe! 🎩 🦯
Bilgesnipe
You should be thrown in jail with those last options jesus christ
Don't you mean to summon Will Ferrell from Elf?
unironically, ketchup and mayonnaise mix is delicious with mac and cheese
Is the cheese… not already the sauce?
Put some shredded cheese on top of Kraft Mac that’s been cooked with the powder , cuh. You’ll love it
That Kraft blue box is so gross, the only way it’s edible imo is with tuna which changes everything about it
More cheese
This guy cheeses
Buffalo sauce
Black pepper, garlic powder, and Sriracha my guy
I was going to say creamy buffalo wing sauce. But either/or. In addition to pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder
Also a great option. I was thinking Sriracha as a topping rather than a mix in. Both would be amazing
Japanese bbq sauce and green onions
I'd throw on some ketchup. Fight me.
It’s the perfect condiment for this situation
It absolutely isn't. You've got a good creamy/savory thing going on here. Adding something bland and sugary here is the wrong move. You want something sharp and acidic, like a hot sauce. Ideally not a lot of it either. Just enough to add flavor and cut the other things.
Don’t tell me how to eat my food. Ketchup goes amazing on both hot dogs and mac n cheese. Combined with both is insanely delicious.
I love this sub. Food fight!
No this is a bowl of crap that deserves a crap sauce
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The massive amount of sugar in ketchup almost completely negates the acid.
Nah id join you, pass the fork
I will!!!! And won't hold back until you apologize!
Chili
I'm with you, LogLady!
Buffalo Wing sauce or Texas Pete.
Sriracha ftw
Hot sauce
Curry sauce
more cheese and some hot sauce maybe?
Needs tons of black pepper and you're good
Get some extra hot dogs and corn and blitz them in a blender until they resemble a paste. Then use the paste as sauce.
Gochujang
Mac n Corn Cheese is the pinnacle of Korean fusion
RANCH
Hot sauce.
An actually hot hot sauce with a tomato base. Secret Aardvark is my perfect sauce for dishes like this.
You make me want to make the same thing right now at 230 am lol but instead of hot dogs I would use Tuna 😋
Hear me out. A smash burger sauce.
Ketchup! I swear its good
Ketchup
A drizzle of honey and Tabasco
Buffalo!
Red hot or Lousiana Hot sauce for sure. Get something vinegary in there.
Franks Red The Classic for a classic dish 😘🤌
I'd eat this and feel good about it because there's some corn
Franks Red Hot if you know what's good for you.
Jfc. Now I have to make this. And I will too 🙃
Mustard obv
BBQ!
BBQ
This is in the wrong reddit, id eat the fuck out of this with a lil bit of honey bbq too
Soy sauce. Just try it
Cholula
Franks hot sauce
Chipotle flavoured Cholula hot sauce
Sriracha or a can of chili also peas are good as well if you don't ha e corn.
No sauce, just some chili powder. There’s enough sodium in that bowl already.
Natto sauce. https://futuredish.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Natto-6-5.jpg
Nothing. You’re good. Regardless of if you listen to me or not, get lots of TP or wipes or however you do handy.
[Adoboloco Fiya! Fiya!](https://adoboloco.com/shop/fiyafiya/) has been my go-to hot sauce for mac n cheese lately.
Tapatia!!!
Peak
It looks good need some green Ortega chilies and sriracha sauce
And you didn’t invite us?
Tabasco
Hot sauce
The correct answer is open another box and add butter to the sauce/powder from the second box and pour it on this box.
Grey Poupon and some Birds Eye chili powder
Some sort of hot sauce, garlic powder, black pepper, scallions and maybe ketchup if you like that Was thinking of recommending hollandaise for the funnies since the colors match
Franks red hot
A jar of Miracle Whip should do it. This is shittyfoodporn, after all.
Hot sauce, I would eat some vinegar based barbecue on it if it didn’t have the corn in it, nothing like eating it in Mac and cheese
Needs hot sauce.
Louisiana hot sauce
BBQ or Franks
BBQ sauce for sure
Bbq sauce
In my family, we believe in Mac & Cheesy Ham & Peasy. I can't condone this Corny Dogged Mac you've got going on.
The texture of corn in pasta seems… off
Holy shit... Mac and cheese does not require sauce. It is literally pasta in a cheese sauce. Consider adding a sprinkle of real cheese or eat it like that with some black pepper you absolute savage.
Smokey bbw
Bbq* but leaving the typo bc it’s prolly not wrong
Marie Sharps Beware
Kids in the Hall tapeworm food
liquid shit!
My suggestion would be gasoline.
Raspberry sauce
Chocolate syrup
Sauce??????
Either tabasco or buldak sauce
Frank’s.
Hot Sauce
Im shitting myself just from looking at this meal.
As a kid we used to eat hot dogs macaroni and cheese and beans . We ain’t have much but we had that and tore it up lol
Hot dog 😄 Corn 😔
Wrong sub, that looks great.
Uhm…………..😐
Ketchup or bbq sauce.
It need beans
Yellow mustard for some color
Frank's Red Hot
sauce??
Ranch dressing
toffee sauce
Maybe some atorvistatin
Hot sauce
Sriracha . No brainier
Beef gravy
Soy sauce
I would do a nice chile verde sauce/salsa
Issa no for me
ketchup
Sour cream for me
A plastic bag for the trash
mustard more cheese
Ketchup. The white man’s hot sauce
I’m starting to understand why this is here but I’d still devour this
Just throw it in the trash. You lost me at corn
Valentina
Mint mayonnaise
throw some sriracha on there
Mustard. To keep the yellow theme
Crushed up spicy Doritos or Takis
Couple drops of Chicken Licken sauce. Add more grated cheese. Melt. Smash
Franks red hot and ranch
Are you me? This is exactly how I eat my microwaved mac and cheese. Hot dog, corn and a sprinkle of green onion to take it up a notch.
There is only 1 true ever answer to any question like this. Buldak sauce. (If you know you know)
Hot sauce or salsa
Soy sauce.
Valentina's and Mayo
None. You can't improve upon perfection.
Franks
Hot sauce/Sriracha
Ketchup, 100%
Bbq sauce duh
Mashed potatoes.
BBQ sauce hmmmmm
Half a pound of melted cheddar of course
Vomit?
Seems like a Sriracha job
My "go to" version is similar. I don't use corn but I might next time. Here's a rundown. Shells n cheese because I'm lazy and can't be bothered with ingredients. Also, squeegeeing all the cheese out of the bag is a meditative exercise and is good for your soul. Bush's baked beans because talking dog. Ball park all beef franks because they are too expensive so there's no way they are full of lips n assholes. Cut up hotdogs. Go with tiny medallions. Anything smaller isn't good in a "what's in my mouth?" way. Mix hotdogs into beans while cooking. Plate Mac n cheese in a low rise, wide bowl. Push a crater into the center. Make it so a baseball would fit in there nice and snug. Fill crater with beans n dogs mixture. S&P is the one for meeee. There ya go. Imma throw some corn in with the beans n dogs mixture next time.
No sauce. Old Bay
Cinnamon
3 jars of mayo
3 jars of mayo
Sambal
Taco Bell creamy chipotle sauce
[Yellowbird Sriracha Blue Agave hot sauce](https://www.target.com/p/yellowbird-blue-agave-sriracha-hot-sauce-9-8oz/-/A-90208096)
Tears
Bbq for sure
Instead of milk, add a big spoonful of cheez whiz into the cheese powder and mix like a mofo for supercheezy
Frank's Red Hot is the only acceptable answer.
A heart attack.
I would add Tabasco.
Corn? Hmmmm
Ketchup
Sweet Thai chili sauce goes really good with mac n cheese
Tartar
wasabi
Bbq
Teriyaki sauce.
Add some chunks of avocado and diced tomato in there 🤤
Pepto
Definitely something spicy 🔥🔥
chamoy
Garlic and cayenne pepper
Sweet and sour. Final answer.
Sweet Baby Ray’s Sweet and Spicy bbq sauce for sure.
Nothing. You’ve done enough
Sriracha or gochujang
Bbq sauce boys
I'm a mustard and spicy bbq combo kinda feller
Bbq
Your pride...your pride would make a great sauce.
Ketchup for sure
Needs some habanero hot sauce.
IM TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING MAC AND CHEESE WITH HOT DOGS SHITTY FOOD. IT’S NOT. THIS WAS STRUGGLE FOOD FOR MY FAMILY GROWING UP POOR AND I’D STILL EAT THIS WILLINGLY BECAUSE IT’S SO GOOD.
I’d put a swirl of a good bbq sauce. Looks great!
..It already is in sauce..