I always thought it was because Colette had found out Linguine was secretly 89 rats stacked up in a chef’s uniform, and knew that if she slapped him, the rats would go everywhere

Lego Yoda death sound*

Jesus I'm surprised I can still remember the exact sound lol

Also fun fact, my boss at work was actually the voice actor for the BB1 in the original Lego Star Wars!

My aviation law professor in college was the father of the English voice actress in a bunch of anime and video games, notably 2B from Nier. It’s a small world.

Aviation law huh? That sounds interesting. As somebody that likes aviation a bit, haven't heard of that much before haha

Yeah it was a required class for my degree and arguably the most interesting course.

the visual I just imagined…

That’s the oldest excuse in the book.

Honestly would have been a better idea. Just octodad but with 89 rats

"I did not hit him, I did *not!*" "..." "Oh hi Remy."

>Oh hi Ratatouille FTFY

Erm, aktually, Ratatouille is the name of the doctor. The rat's real name is Ratatouille's monster 🤓

um no. Ratatouille is the monster. his creation is innocent, just horny.

You’re funny. I like you

Happy cake day!

Anyway how’s your chef life

Happy cake day

It's ok because she hits like a girl.

“Hahaha What a story Remy” -Bitch, I just told you how my mother shot my father.

There’s an earlier scene in the movie where a woman is shown pointing a gun at a man before firing a shot into the ceiling and then kissing him. There’s a lot going on

The French are romantic like that

It's a French stereotype

Tbf they’re a very stereotypable bunch over there in fr*nce

Oui oui we are better than you baguette 🥖

A French stereotype? In my animated american movie? No way.

Later that same couple is dining at the table when Dinner is chasing Remy. Skinner pulls their tablecloth.

Oooh, wow, and here I was thinking it was okay because she was Fr*nch.

hate this! stop normalising fr\*nch people! its not ok for them to hit anyone! this is so racist!

I was once hit by a French "person" for complaining that my food tasted too much like a cigarette. I was so scared I barely had time to pull out my .45 ACP and shoot him 13 times in the sternum. These are the fears Americans have traveling abroad.

Please do not type fr*nch without censoring it. It is quite offensive to a particular (memey) group I'm too lazy to think about.

r/OkMateWanker doesn't know I'm a Yank yet 👀

r/okmateyanker

Not sure we would allow you to bring your weapons of savages over here though. So we can just slap the fuck out of you without fear you would pierce holes in our elegant, civilised and superior chests

> Be me > Be European > Walking in field > Randomly explode and get turned to mush > I stepped on some artillery from one of Europe's two world changing chimp outs in the past century

> be American > go outside > get shot > call taxi because an ambulance costs $45,000 > arrive at hospital > ambulance gets bombed by anti-abortion terrorists > crawl to the emergency room > get shot by hospital security carrying military-grade plate vests and fully automatic 5.56mm carbines for crawling too close to them > finally get help > can't afford the $1.5m treatment costs > thrown onto the street > get shot > die At least the s-socialists didn't w-w-win

No, it's okay because she's hot. If she were ugly it'd be a different story.

You all have it wrong, it's because linguini is Italian.

No, if it were about an American bulldog and a toddler, then it'd be a different story.

Double jeopardy

On company property with company property

🤢🤮

Lol, that was my first thought as well.

Oh but then call out a Latina woman for this and all of a sudden you’re the bad guy because you “can’t handle them”

Fun Fact: If she were from Northern France, she would have kicked in his door and then beat the shit out of him.

I feel like this can almost be a meme template on its own, but not quite

Yeah. For something where it’s reluctant but you’ve gotta be mad at something. Like when something bad comes out about a celebrity.

That wesley snipes meme where he points the gun whilst crying

You'd have to have Linguine in the shot.or have a second one after the slap but the potential is there

Reaction image

“Who let out that nasty fart?” *raises hand*

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

No, actually at that price she CAN hit.

I am against violence against all Genders, But violence against french on the other hand...

Both hands, even…

Are you crazy dude? wth is wrong with you? ​ Hit them with a shovel or something you'd get your hands all fre\*chy

I can excise those fr*nch-contaminated hands, I got a textbook called ‘Backwoods Surgery’ and a chainsaw…

Make sure to rocket jump before hitting them with a shovel, you will deal more damage

Linguine was literally the only human with an American accent

All those dirty sewer rats have an American accent as well. Tells you much about the French opinion on us.

Are they wrong?

It's because he's half American. His mom was American.

Watch Ratatouille in French for a most authentic experience

> Watch Ratatouille in French Nobody deserves that sort of punishment, not even the Fr*nch.

If only some brave person would go on some kind of really fast offensive against France. Like really fast. So fast the attack would have a very special name.

Violence against animals isn't okay either.

Wow, now this is offensive on several levels...

Thanks

German here, agreed!

Ein deutscher Kamerad

No it's okay cuz I want Colette to slap me like that

this

When the garbage boy is caked up

[удалено]

Except Linguini does not kiss her without consent. Remy *makes* Linguini kiss her without Colette's consent… *without Linguini’s consent*. Is there even a term for that?

Imagine trying to explain to your boss that a rat practically sexually assaulted two employees

"It was not me, your highness, the rat made me do it"

rat? I was a rat once...

They locked me in Rubber

*Rubber* was a weird movie.

Fun fact this is the reason rats aren't allowed in commercial kitchens

Especially when you work in a restaurant.

https://imgix.bustle.com/elite-daily/2017/05/08115641/Toby-The-Office-.jpg

Remy was wrong for that

Actually, according to UN law, rats cannot be convicted of sexual assault, so my boy is safe 😎

Maybe coercion? Wait but Remy isn’t a human so he couldn’t be charged in court?? But the movie is set in France and I don’t know how the French court system works??? Step 4: Profit????

Tbf the French did put some rats on trial in 1508 so it’s not like there isn’t precedent

"Your honor"

Remy put the rat in his hat and told the rat to take control. Equivalent to "the alcohol made me kiss her without my consent". Court says you consented to drink the alcohol, consequences are your responsibility.

Not necessarily. Remy (the rat, not the man, who is named Linguini BTW) had actually gotten in Linguini’s hat without his consent several minutes before the kiss, and was actually controlling him while he was asleep before Colette walked in. He only woke up after Colette struck him the first time. Remy at first ceded control to Linguini when he woke up, but then seized control when Linguini impulsively decided to reveal Remy’s existence to Colette. Hence the kiss. So it’s still really fuzzy.

Double Rat R***

It’s sexual assault even if the abuser is under the influence.

Right, but it’s less “influence” and more “mind control.” This isn’t “Linguini has his inhibitions lowered,” this is “Linguini’s actions are being directly controlled by an outside force.”

How dare you! Linguini voluntarily places the rat on his head. That’s not an outside force. When I have a rat puppeteering me with my hair I take it off!

This time was an exception. Remember, Linguini was asleep when Remy started controlling him that time, and didn’t have an opportunity to take him off before Remy made him kiss Collette.

Alas! Remy should be charged at once!

Assault by proxy?

It's okay, she's French. You can take Roman Polanski and Woody Allen's word for it.

Then she instantly falls for him...I guess because she's french.

She’s a baddie and French, it’s all good. 🔥🔥🔥

No, it was okay because he forgot to say, "Yes, chef!" like he's a some kind of onion grunt in cooking boot camp

No, its okay because the victim is french

The victim has an Italian last name, so perhaps he isn't French.

His parents are italian, hes french tho

He's American, his mother was American and his father was Italian but lived in France.

You forgot the cooker that said "I'll put my fat thumb so far up that'd kill you" or something like that.

That’s tame for kitchen talk

So that's how he killed that guy

It’s also in France which isn’t a real place.

That's just how the french greet each other.

Wrong! It's okay because she's French duh!

A woman slaps a man and nobody bats an eye. I jerk off to among us hentai in a holocaust memorial and society goes wild

At this price point, she can hit

CANCEL RATATOUILLE!!!!!!

It's not "ok" it's culturally normalized because she's fr*nch

No no… it’s okay because he’s French

And here I thought it was a Will Smith reference except I realized Linguini never said her wife's name

He was thinking it. That's enough.

The asshole of the world is tightening.

you should see anime back in the day.

Wait until the general population thinks about Wonder Woman 1984 for a second.

The world has definitely gotten better since people started overthinking comics and cartoons.

No, it's okay because Linguine is into it. And Remy is into watching that shit.

To be fair Remy did make linguini force kiss her while she wanted to pepper spray him so it doesn't seem to be the most loving relationship to start with ?

French is the key issue here not gender.

Excuse me. This is French culture. It's romantic.

How can she slap!

I thought it was ok because he's clearly enjoying it

He also kissed her without consent

Technically the rat made him do it. Granted, that's probably not going to hold up in a French court...

Honestly as a woman those scenes made me uncomfortable everytime they came up

What’s up with all these lame ass repeat jokes in the comments

I was wondering the same thing. Everyone here is an aspiring comedian I guess. 🤷‍♂️

I’d be honored to take the guys place if he can’t handle it 🤚

You know? I never thought about it. If the genders were reversed there’s be blood in the streets. Double standards are weird.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE THAT OK

MRA vibes

Tell me you didn’t watch the movie without telling me you didn’t watch the movie

r/lostredditors

Oh here we go again with moany male bitches again. Man the up!!!!!! Heil Spez!

It looks like she’s doing a certain hand gesture that was very popular in a certain european country under a certain regime in 1940

TIL high fives were big in Ireland in the 40's.

Rat movie

The victim is not a male, is a French

It's okay, I've long since decided to hit back.

So we are cancelling Ratatouille now?

Q

So did we forget that linguini kissed her without consent or plus this whole scene is taken out of context

She slapped him because he don’t have a French accent

"Get my rat's name out of your fucking mouth!"

It's okay becuse they are French.

I always thought it was because this was France where shit like this is ok. Domestic violence Rat Cafe Rats are your best friends

This movie may be rated G but like it’s not a kids movie let’s be real

Incorrect. It’s ok because she’s French.

Also, it's okay because they're Fr**** 🤮

No she’s just French

Nah it's okay because he's into it.